People, Church Boy is finally GONE! That just made the whole episode for me. Never should we have had to be subjected to watching Church Boy try to hit the elbow from the chair...I mean, really keeping him around knowing he was injured and fugly was just silly. Giving him false hope was just unnecessary....especially when he had the chance to shine when it was time to sing and he couldn't even do that and that didn't have shit to do with his broke ass leg. Did we all forget that all he could sing was that one church song??!!! That is why I was so happy Diddy told them NOT to clap for his ass. And who would have guessed Gary Coleman's big brother would have a girlfriend....their lil conversation and her motivational words were nice....but um, that fugler needed to go so they can go and have their nice lil conversations back in West Bubba Fuck where they live.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Mkay so let me find out Ursher actually came to his damn senses! I think Mama Patton basically told Usher that she would put her foot up his ass if he married that heffa and per People, it looks like that was really how things went down. Jelly Belly's jiggly ass wanted BBQ and Usher wanted to eat something fancy, Mama Patton didn't want to go and wasn't even invited until the last minute, Ben Vereen thinks Jelly Belly's a ho, and there was just way too much drama so the wedding was shut down. And I for one am happy...but I won't get too beside myself with excitement as this could very well be a trick to make us all think that they didn't get married when really, they went to some island and are drinking margaritas laughing at all of us for talking about some bullshit.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Yes, I'm going to hell because I laughed at Paula....but only because she is so mentally unstable and she yelled at the girls for talking while she was crying and said "You guys please! I'm trying to tell a god damn story!" You see, it seems Paula was fired via email from working on The Bratz movie and people just always treat her unfairly. I'm wondering if she wasn't poppin pills on a regular would they have maybe let her keep her job? I feel for you Paula, I do. Dry those tears and look on the sunny side...you always have a place at QVC, right boo?
So I was talking to one of my BFFs (yes bitch, F.U. has friends) and she mentioned that she wanted to see that new movie with Catherine Zeta Jones, No Reservations. So I of course tell her that that movie is going to be dumb as hell AND all those people did was copy the movie Mostly Martha. Now how in the hell do you copy a movie in 2007 from a movie that was released in 2001 and then try to pass it off as a different movie?! Read the plots from each movie:
Thursday, July 26, 2007
So Deelishis (Flava of Love) is now an officiall recording artist and has a new video for her sinlge Rumpshaker....and what else could Deelishis sing about but her big giant ass. While the video looks rather low budget, she looks pretty good and her ass looks ginormus and deelishis as per usual. The song sounds like any other song out right now and I can already see a bitch droppin it and shakin that ass to this song in da club. The funniest thing is that I can remember Deelishis telling Flav that Krazy only wanted to be with Flav so that she can launch her singing career....well played, Deelishis. Well played.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
ALL VIDEO OF BEYONCE BUSTIN HER ASS HAS BEEN REMOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case you missd it....Who wants to watch Bey bust her ass????!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, bitch fell down like 12 steps but bitch bounced back up and kept ringing da alarm. Gotta love a bitch whose lace front is made of rubber!
And of course they (meaning Bey and her Daddy) had all videos removed before anybody got to see it but Daily Motion keeps it poppin!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
So I'm listening to Wendy Williams right now and all the listeners want to talk about is MTB4!! The audience seems to be split. One side thinks that Laurie Ann was way out of line and it is Puff's show and she was way over the top with it and she just wants her own show and she was being all dramatic for her own benefit. And Puff had every right to get into her ass because she really did get beside herself and she didn't do what she was supposed to do. Then there is the other side that thinks that Diddy lost his mind talking to Boom Boom Kat and no man should talk to a woman like that and he's the one who is over the top and dramatic and instead of making them box and play basketball, they should have been rehearsing.
So I don't feel like talking about Ursher getting married to Jelly Belly this weekend at L.A. Reids mansion which is what everyone else seems to be focused on. I will say tho, that I'm loving Jawn Murray's open letter to the soon to join the list of self-destructers Ursher...read here. I will also say that I can't wait to see how this all unfolds...Usher is trying to shut down his #1 fan site because he doesn't like the comments being left about Jelly Belly, his son is due to arrive in December right after the release of his album, and he's fired almost his entire camp that helped to make him who he is. The things we do for love?
Where in da hell do I begin?! I mean the laughter started when the one dude was tryin to do a cross over dribble with the basketball and fell into a split...and it never stopped! Those are the most non-athletic bunch of ne-groy-dians I've ever seen. I mean you expect that from the white boys, but damn! And then Puff got them boxing...now I mean, the least you need to be able to do is throw a damn punch! Willie beat Robert's ass! And I love how Puff had to two pretty boys together....Mando and Carlos. And who would have thought Chubb Rock could bob-and-weave like that? But of course the hilarity ensues when Jonathan and Qwanell, those two skinny, lanky, nerd ass dudes get in the ring. Jonathan didn't realize that this was NOT a game and Qwanell was about to go to work....now if work means doin the windmill like a bitch, then Qwanell went to work. That is how he busted Jonathan's nose. But so many times the nose can take a windmill bitch slap with a glove on. Oh Jonathan...had to run cuz you let Q beat you in basketball, then you let him beat you up and bust your nose in the boxing ring...yeah, boo this wasn't for you. But I'll get to that.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Buffoon Entertainment Televison (BET) has been running this video and it is GREAT! If this doesn't reach those ignorant ass jackamos, I don't know what will. Let me note that it is beyond sad that this is the way we have to reach the dumb ass youth of today but hey, wateva works, right?
Friday, July 20, 2007
Please look at these inmates at Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu, Philippines do their own fantabulous version of Thriller! It's not a game. Like they know every single step and have it choreographed so that all thousand of them know what to do at all times. If I had to go to jail this is exactly the kind of jail I want to go except in my jail we are gonna do 1,2, Step by Ciara.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
For those of ya'll who care, Inga is at it again. She is talking shit about how she's Jay-z's right hand bitch and Nas' right hand bitch and how she is 20 million sold world wide and she don't care if you bitches are driving in a Range right now she had the Lambo when she was 15 and the Bentley when she was 16...she's been there and done all that bitches. She says hearing is one of the five senses...yeah, she thinks we are just as dumb as she is and we don't know that.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Now what I really want to know is why in the hell doesn't June realize she is fuckin up her own shit fuckin up Robert's shit?! When he comes home cuz he got cut thanks to her bullshit and the fact that he's a punk ass who can't focus cuz he's so worried about what her dumb ass is doin...she's gonna be real mad that now he's back home workin at the Chicken Hut. Then she's gonna leave his ass for JayQuan down the block who she been fuckin all while Robert's been gone. And really, I'm ready for Robert to go cuz he's not cute, he needs invisalign, he needs a serious style make over and he doesn't have good group etiquette. You do not leave rehearsal to talk to your girlfriend about some silly shit for an hour. You just don't do it.
Monday, July 16, 2007
So um, I had shit to do today and didn't have time to spread the stankness but I just wanted to ask a few questions:
Friday, July 13, 2007
In case you needed to know the definition of the word 'Crunk', you can now look it up. It has become an official new addition to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary and it case you didn't know, Crunk is defined as: "a style of Southern rap music featuring repetitive chants and rapid dance rhythms." Great. I also heard they were going to add the word 'Fug' to the dictionary and a picture of Chudney Ross is going to be next to it. Followed by the word 'Fuglier' with a picture of Tameka "Tiny" Cottle.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Ok first...people, why can't you leave comments in the section that says comments?! There are like 2 or 3 people who leave comments faithfully. It isn't that hard. I LOVE your emails, trust me, but don't be scurred....you can say what you want for everyone to read...share the stankness please. And to Mika or whatever your name is....don't let me see you in the street boo. I will pull a Foxy on your ass right quick. Holla if you heard that bitch.
F.U. has been asked for advice from a boy. So this edition of F.U. To The Rescue will not focus on beating a bitch down for stealing your man or F.U. calling you all types of skeezin hos cuz you screwed your mama's man. Nope. This right here is about a man in a most interesting predicament. He knows the drill and knew for sure I was posting this bad boy. So let's see how F.U. helps him out, shall we?
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Ok, one more thing I told myself I wouldn't do and I did....I said I would not get all caught up in Big Brother this season because the new "twist" just seemed really planned and so fake and corny. But alas, I have failed because Big Brother is like crack! I don't know how many of you are watching but I just have to know if you are watching.....how pumped are you that Joe the most fabulous stereotypical gay man and his ex-boyfriend Dustin who hate each other are in the house (some serious shit is about to go down between those two...either for or against each other) but even more important, how much do you love Joe for telling all the roommates that Dustin gave him gonorrhea AND for telling Nick that Jen was lying to everyone telling them that Nick tried to make out with her and she told him no?! Joe is too much and I love him!! And I am so over Jen and I am so mad that Daniele did not use her power of veto to get that bitch out of the house....altho I do understand her reasoning for not doing so. AND how many times is Amber gonna have a conversation with GOD about why he needs to keep her in the house?! And I am the only mad that Kail is a "multi-business owner" tryna pretend she is just a real estate house wife bitch who really wants to win money she doesn't need? And am I the only one who loves Jameka? Not just because she is the only black girl and she hid the veto in her bag of hair and made sure to let America know (don't get it twisted America!)that her hair is real but she does choose to put extensions in BUT because she's cute and smart and I think she's gonna be a real contender.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
LOL! I really didn't want to post anything about the two audience members that got burned up at Beyonce's concert last night. I done said I was so tired of this heffa but it is just always something with her! And I, like all of you, watched the video of the fire literally rain down on Yonce and then spark up and start burning up the poor victims who were just there to get their Yonce on.
OK first off, if I hear End of the Road one more damn time! And B, why is Church Boy still there? For that matter, why is Brian A. still there. Yes they are both two of the best singers and I give Brian a whole lotta respect for steppin up to do the "sing off" but um, they both look like black leprechauns! Like they would be an even fuglier version of Pretty Ricky (and dammit if that's possible). Damn you Diddy! You say that you were not necessarily basing your cuts off of thier performances but more about who you can see in a group. Can you really see them little fuglies in a group that will actually SELL and appeal to women? I must say though....um, Chubb Rock aka Michael, handled his when it was time for him to get his sexy singing on. Well done Chubb. And yeah, after about a loss of 50+ pounds, I could see him really being a contender.
Monday, July 9, 2007
People, F.U. is bored!! I don't give a shit about Eva Langoria or Tony "unibrow" Parker getting married. I don't care about Solange and her second, third or fourth birthday party. Nobody cares about her period. And I mean damn, just how many times can I write about Yonce...from what I hear about her performance at Essence Fest, she used up her last bit of juice at the BET Awards. But she's Yonce and even when she doesn't do the damn thing, she still manages to be the baddest bitch in comparison to everyone else. Am I the only one tired of this? Like will no one else step up and at least try to dethrone her?! Word has it Mya is fuckin for tracks right now to upgrade her new cd but we all know that bitch won't come close to Yonce status. Sigh...she'll be yet another one to have tried and failed. Just damn.