Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Elle, my fabulous sweet jam, is the only who can explain Kerry Washington's get up. I'm not even going to reference the fact that I think she looks like a pumpkin with a curly wig wearing burnt skin tight curtains. I mean, I'm no fashionista and never claimed to be....but you are my luv...so speak on it.
Elle says: "Just wow. 14 kinds of wrong. I think I now know exactly what color burnt sienna is! She reminds me of a mermaid who sprouted from a pumpkin patch. And her clutch looks like an oversized remote control. That's all."
Well there you have it bitches. If the Fashion Diva counts up to 14 on the levels of "just hell to da naw" then you have fucked up royally and need to be back slapped and beat in the head with your oversized clutch. Mirrors people....they work.
For everything that is fashion, be sure to learn all that you can from Elle....she's here for you, you, and especially you.....In A Word Fab!
Monday, October 29, 2007
You know what, forget it Thandie. You don't seem to have a clue (still love you like cooked food tho boo!) So I'll just send a warning out to up and coming biracials of Hollywood: Halle, I don't expect you to follow this trend with your baby but I just thought I would point out to you how Thandie Newtwon allows her biracial children to walk around lookin to' up from the flo' up! Thandie seems to think that just because these kids are white and whatever else that she don't need to run a comb through their hair. Again since you are a mixed baby yourself -- but I know you need a perm -- you won't allow this to happen. I just really wanted to make sure that you don't let your celebrity go to your head and think cuz your baby got some whiteness in it that its okay to walk around looking fabulous while your kid looks like it could be on a Penny A Day Saves A Child commercial.
Friday, October 26, 2007
O.M.G....If you have nothing else to do today...only if you have nothing else to do....please watch this little boy singing "Umbrella". It is literally cringe-tastical. Why? Just why?
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Mkay first....did you see the way Tyson bit into that mango. Take.Me.Higher and Wipe.Me.Down!!!! His lusciousness just don't make no damn sense. And really he was the best part of the whole show....well that and Ebony giving up on herself and quitting and realizing that her bird ass served no purpose and was not destined to be nobody's top model. I think Saleisha's group should have won the challenge....that was a bullshit ass technicality. But I was happy Ass-bergers got her name picked to do the Carol's Daughter photo shoot.....and she worked it! In terms of the real photo shoot my girl Saleisha finally came thru with a hot one! And Ass-bergers was hot to def as per usual. That street walker Jena looks dirty even with a clean dress on but again, her photos are fierce. I didn't really care for anyone else's picture. I agreed with Tyson about Chantal's hair doin too much in her photo. Sarah's face looked good and I hate Lisa's hair. Oh Bianca looked pretty good too but I'm ready for her to go too. Ambreal should have been gone last week, and she got another break because the Pelican is a loser.....the Pelican is somewhat like Tiffany...except not ghetto. But they both couldn't deal with the criticism so they purposely destroyed their chances. I don't know what that is all about but oh wellz...fly away bird face....Fly away.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!
Dr. Julia Hare, National Executive Director of The Black Think Tank, is going off and speaking all kinds of truth! She speaks out at Tavis Smiley's The State of Black America Summit, and I for one, decided that I was going to post her speech on my blog because every now and then I can choose to not add to the ignorance (altho I crack myself up on a regular basis). I can choose to use what power I do have to spread the intellect, the words, and actions of our leaders...Amen Dr. Hare.
Monday, October 22, 2007
So I don't think I'm alone when I say that Michael Jackson USED to be my boyfriend and my most favoritest singer, performer, entertainer of all time. I mean I know I couldn't possibly be the only one that used to wish I was little when Michael was little so we could sing The Love You Save together or we would be playing in the park and I would be on the swing and he would be pushin me while he sang Rockin Robin or we would both be on stage singing Maybe Tomorrow and I would be tearin it up! Basically he loved me and I loved him. But then there was Thriller...seriously, Thriller has to still be one of my favorite albums of all time. I know I'm not the only one who still knows ALL of the choreography to the Thriller mini-movie video. I know I'm not the only one who used to watch the making of the Thriller mini-movie and my favorite part was when Michael was in make-up and it took hours for him to become the wolf and they sped that part up and the background music they were playing Working Day and Night. And I know I'm not the only one that still drops it like nobody's business when PYT comes on. I think that may be one of my favorite songs of all time. But anyway....why I am talking about Michael Jackson? Well FoxNews.com is reporting that the 25th anniversary edition of Thriller is on its way!!
Jackson’s new music attorney, Peter Lopez, told me on Tuesday that about four of the original "Thriller" tracks are being remixed as "extras" for the CD package. Kanye West, Akon and will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas are supposed to be doing that work. The songs are "Billie Jean," "The Girl Is Mine," "Wanna Be Starting Something" and "Pretty Young Thing."
In addition, Lopez says that four tracks left off "Thriller" in 1983 will be included. Jackson’s longtime producer Bruce Swedien, who no longer works with the pop star, told me that one track he knows of is a killer. It’s called "Don’t Be Messin’ Around." Swedien doesn’t know any of the other tracks left off the album but said there may be some out there.
This excites me!! I don't necessarily need Akon involved in anything Michael related but at this point I'm just so happy to know that Michael is doing anything other than owing taxes and making white babies. I also don't need to see Michael in any videos. I will be happy with just music. So anyway....something else musical for me to look forward to.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Whitney has put the pipe down...YES!!! She looks gorgeous and she's returned to speaking in the 'proper' dialect.... you know, the one Clive trained her to speak in. I'm so happy for her. Take a look at her appearance at the London Fashion Rocks event.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
I LOVE HEATHER!!! Her attempt at jumping on the trampoline was funny as hell but then when she got on the ice and the guy was trying to pick her up and her body just wasn't moving...that shit had me rollin. That was the highlight of the whole show. Seriously, there should be a show devoted to all the shit Ass-berger can't do. Fun-E! And she's still hot...profile photo or not. Naima had the same problem and that bitch won.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Dani is the new face for Akademiks. I love that she stays with a job and always looks hella fab....well not always....but um, D is makin it do wut it do.
What is there to say? My girls are just the cutest and Kimora is the luckiest bitch...I would really like to sit down with Kimora and discuss how much better her life must be now that she is no longer getting poked by Russell and is now getting her back blown out and weave twisted regularly by a Mandingo....I mean I know the answer, I just want to live vicariously.....damn her!
Lastly, Salt (from Salt-N-Pepa) did a video interview for People magazine and she introduces her family and talks about her departure from S-N-P...nothing new here but she looks pretty and her family is so cute. Her daughter looks just like her. Should you feel like watching, click: AMEN
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
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Sunday, October 14, 2007
Alicia Keys looking STUNNING in a new photo shoot and Toccarra makin it do wut it do at the BET 2007 Hip Hop Awards! Fabulous!
So a while ago I posted some ree-diculous looking shoes that Marc Jacobs debuted in his Spring 2008 collection...if you don't remember click here: Walk This Way Bitches! Anyway, a month later on Good Morning America, Diane, Robin, and some others were practicing walking around in the shoes which means that the shoe is probably going to end up being more than just art.....as in, bitches are really going to be walking on their toes. Diane was bouncing around in hers, and Robin had on a pair that looked like they should be worn by the gridiron gang. Anyway....should you see these in your shoe stores and choose to be the first of (probably) many, please send me a pic of you in these shoes and let me know what they feel like. In the meantime, watch the women of GMA walk this way, click: Fugly Shoes
Mario, one of my fave grown/lil boy singers (Imagine I'm singing the hook while you read this: How will I breathe without you here by my side?...How will I see, when your love brought me to the light....Where will I go when your heart's where I lay my head....yes bitches, I will tear that song up!) is having an MTV special that airs on Saturday, October 20th @ 1:00pm EST and the main focus of the show is Mario's junkie mother. In the trailer he talks about his success and all the great things that have happened in his life but the one thing that follows him is his mother's drug addiction. And in one of the scenes the mother is yelling at him saying that her addiction is over when she says it is over and no doctor or no specialist is gonna tell her anything different. Dayum! I'm telling you, instead of doing MTV, they should have done A&E and went on Intervention and let Jeff VanVonderen get in her ass. She would be on the plane to Promises in not time, walking on the beach talking bout life is good and I love my son and now we can get on with our lives because life is good when you're sober. I love me some Mario and I had no idea this was going on his life...I will definitely be all up in this special. Check out the trailer below.
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