So, I'm chitchattin wit my girl Mitzi and we gets to talkin about a new poll she has on her blog which bears the question: would you rather a noticeably flat butt or stretch-marked saddle bags?
So I read the words stretched-marked saddle bags and I'm immediately disgusted. I was like yeah, I'mma be fly wit my pancake booty. Mitzi is like hell to naw girl, I'mma work out my saddle bags! That is what spanx and dim lighting are for!! And I'm like damn, she has a point.
When you're ass is flat, your jeans sag and I don't care what the fashion people say, getting a high-waisted jean with pockets just doesn't help. Your back still starts at the top of your thighs and that's that. However, the thought of a saddle bag booty wit shit jigglin (and not in the cute way) and fallin out your draws...that is just not hot either.
But I have to say, Mitzi won this debate and I've decided to vote for my thick'ems, my curvy girlies, and my big booty chics. At the end of the day, your man, your girl, or your other wants something to hold onto and ain't coutin the ways you can get wiped down by the number of stretch marks you got. For you flat backs out there...well just continue to believe that less is more.
The best part is, Dr. 90210 can look you out either way. You can shave a lil off or you can getchu an implant. Just don't get too outta control....we all know you're name ain't Serena.
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