Yeah Um...I Just Had To Say Something

I chose not to discuss Mariah Carey's silly new "Obsessed" song for oh so many reasons, but the most important being that the song is wack as hell, she's talkin bout a dude she was fuckin years ago and she's married now, AND in the video she's still wearin hair clips like she's 10 years old. Like, how many times can I tell Mariah to grow da fuck up? So I didn't. But of course, of all people to sing about, she chose to sing about Eminem. Did she really think he wasn't gonna have a response?! And who really is obsessed here? Shouldn't Mariah be singin bout rainbows and unicorns and how great it is to be in love and stuff? How do you marry a little boy and are supposedly so happy with, and then sing songs about a rapper who prolly really isn't obsessed with you? So confusing. Yet, and as expected, Eminem comes back at her. I'm sure you all have heard both songs. If not, I'm not even madachu. Click: Womp Womp and Mariah no likey when he busts on her stomach. Anyway, I'm writing this post cuz of Nick Cannon. The lil boy Mariah is married to. He chose to go on Twatter and decide to get his 'grown' man on and NOT come back at Em. He says... "Quote of the day, ‘Never argue with fools because from a distance people can’t tell who is who. Never take your own revenge, but rather give place unto the wrath. For it is written vengeance is mine, I will repay… PREACH! ‘I will bless those that bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse.’ Genesis 12:3.” Be patient in the moment of anger and escape a hundred days of sorrow! People who project negativity ultimately are crying out for their own broken souls. Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino!" Now my problem here is not that Nick is choosing NOT to respond to "beef" and takin the high road and writin down what Rev. Run said in the tub da otha day. That's great. My problem is WHY COME NICK DIDN'T TELL HIS WIFE NOT TO BE STARTIN SHIT WRITING SONGS ABOUT SOMEONE WHO PROLLY HASN'T THOUGHT ABOUT HER HELLO KITTY ASS IN YEARS????!!! And even if he has, isn't she like 40 years old, married, and grown and all that good stuff? Shouldn't she not be projecting negativity? And then she doesn't even own it, talkin bout the song is not about him. Well who da fuck else is about???? She took the time to DRESS UP like his ass in the video!!!! From a distance Nick and up close, your wife is more than a fool. And if nothing else, if nothing else, if she was gonna start this fuckery, why come the track couldn't at least be a hot one? That's all.

Twitter Me Rudy!

Twitter really allows celebs to make fools of themselves. Seems Young Berg and Malik Yoba got real excited after seeing pics of Rudy (Keisha Knight Pulliam) at her 30th birthday party. They hit her up on her Twitter account, but um, seems that account is fraudulent. Yup, some silly bitches created fake Keisha Knight Twitter accounts and then put these dudes on blast after they hit them up: “@TheRealYungBerg@k_knightpulliam I would love to fly yo sexy ass out to miami wit me, whats good?! hit my line 925-[removed]” “@malikyoba @k_knightpulliam Damn girl!!! mmm mmm mmm How u have womanized!! Hit Me direct # 310-[removed]“ This is so hilarious. Berg. Seriously. Rudy can fly her own sexy ass out to where ever the hell she wants to be. How bout come at her like a man with some respect and NOT ON TWITTER! If you are as fly as you think you are, and really wanted to get at her you would go thru the proper channels to get her real contact information. And Malik....all I'm a say is, I hope you had chapstick on when you Twittered. I know I might be alone in this, but I wish I was of the generation when people didn't have such easy access to er'thang and er'body. I wish I grew up in the day when men had to make an effort to seek you out, maybe mail you letters, actually dial your numbers. Now a days, you don't even know who you're tweetin. Corny. Source

Super C Is A Biter? Say It Ain't So!

Soooooo the most talked about shizz on the net today is people wanting to know why 'Ciara ain't do shit but lick Yonce's ass crack'. Seems Ciara has done nothing but swagger jack Yonce's whole steez. Now if you guys recall, Ciara's #1 fan called me an "ghetto azz, black bitch" for asking why da fuck Ciara had to have a alter-ego (like Yonce) and why da fuck she couldn't at least come up with a betta daayum name than Super fuckin C. But you know, I'm the ghetto black bitch cuz I would dare ask such a question....and that's fine for I can't fault bitch ass retards, for they know not what they speak. Anyhoooo, seems people have a real problem with Ciara's new video claiming that she stole er'last bit of it from, well, Yonce of course. I said da otha day, I think the video is zexy and me likey uh-lot buttterummm....I came across the bestest opinion of how Ciara hasn't managed to stunt without jackin. Per The Cynical Ones: "While I’m sure her intentions were to get me to focus on how sexy she is and forget how mediocre her material has been thus far, all I can think about after watching this is how much of a wack azz she is. This video looks like a tribute to the Beyonce anthology, and while Beyonce is not an originator by any stretch at least when she jacks something she makes it her own — which is what you’re supposed to do when you bite. Beyonce may bite, Alicia may steal, and Rihanna may have bought all of Fefe Dobson’s clothes at a garage sale, but they’re all much better actresses than Ciara. Her fusing Beyonce’s video treatments with Madonna’s old hoe sh*t doesn’t seem like a woman embracing her new found sexuality. I think she looks like a prostitute trying to score a hit before her pimp puts her back on the street. I find her pathetic in every sense of the word. Maybe if she focused on her music as much as she did her ever changing image and sound she wouldn’t be reduced to doggystyle positions and rubbing her azz cheeks on Justin Timberlake for a cheap hit. I thought this chick was supposed to be a great dancer anyway. How do you put Justin Timberlake in a video and not have any extensive choreography? Wasn’t her being some supposed great dancer what separated her from the other singers reduced to dip it, pop it, twirk it stop it dance routines? Some feel I’m being too hard on her. I think the problem is I know Ciara had way more successful when she was seeking to give folks blue balls instead of full fledged hard-ons.Far too many people rely on sex to sell forgetting one important fact: Thanks to the internet we can see hoes all day for free." And I think that about sums that up.

Daily Wackness

I think I'm late on this but so da hell what. It seems that since Beyonce has made having an alter ego the hottest shit since, well since the other day, it looks like er'body and they mama gonna try to follow the trend. It looks to be Ciara's turn. Ciara says: “When I’m performing, I’m just having fun, letting go and not even trying to think too much about what’s going on. I know that I am here to perform and it’s time to rock it. You become another person. Another person inside of me totally surfaces when it comes to performing - Ciara, buh-bye, all right Super C. Super C is a character that people will learn more about on this record.That is my alter ego. Super C doesn’t hold back. She is definitely aggressive. She goes hard. Super C can do some magical and funky things. She works hard. She dances to the 10th power. She does everything to the 10th power.” First of all, what da hell kinda low budget wack ass name is Super C? Sounds like you're a vitamin that I don't want to take Ciara. And secondly, don't this sound just like what Yonce says when she talks about how she becomes Sasha Fierce?! Beyonce talks about herself in third person and how Sasha Fierce is the one that goes on stage and blah blah blah. Like at least tell the truth and say well since Beyonce got to do it, I want to do it too. I mean damn! This annoys me to all high hell. Just because your new single ain't do too well and now you have to push your album back because there was no way you could compete with Beyonce or Sasha Fierce, now you gotta go and create some fake ass alter ego. And most likely it is true that 'somebody else' takes over when performers go on stage, I just think it is really not a good look that you wait to bring out the alter ego after Yonce done did it and did it way better than you will. If you bite off somebody, you have to do it and then take it to next level. Ummmmm, Yonce is a pro at that. Step your game up, boo. And who is next, huh? Is Ashanti gonna start talkin bout you know, when I get on stage, that's not me, that's Bananas Girl?! I can't!