So You Think You Can Dance: Plus A Lil Extra

I didn't feel like addressing a couple of emails I received askin me what I thought about the American Music Awards - and why I didn't blog about it - in a separate post, because one, I think it's old news and for two, that shit was boring as hell and I fell asleep and had to watch everything the next day online. So before I begin my weekly SYTYCD re-cap I'll just say this: I will always love me some Janet Jackson but her 8 minute medley is something that I've heard and seen before a ga-zillion times and not only that, it was missing the excitement, the energy, and fabulousness of my Janet. I'm a fan of people goin out on top. Janet may want to think about that. And even if you do gain a lil weight and must perform maybe not wear...whatever that was. Jennifer Lopez's song sucks ass, her performance sucked even more ass, it was funny to see her bust her ass, and she needs to stick to puttin her name on smelly perfume. Mary J. Blige gets better and better with age. I will never question her talent or "intelligents". Go Mary! The best thing about Rihanna's performance was her outfit and laser works. If I hear Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "NY State of Mind" one more time.... Whitney Houston is back! She sounded beautiful and looked gorgeous. Proud of Whitney!!! And there you go. So now let's get on with why we're really here. SYTYCD! (Sorry that I find SYTYCD way more entertaining) Two routines per couple tonight. Let's get it! Ellenore and Ryan The Lindy Hop...how fun! That was really cute and energetic. Who knows anything about the Lindy Hop from a technical aspect, not me that's for sure, but it looked hard without looking hard. I loved all the lifts, the kicks, and um "coffee grinders", and that final split by both of them. Awesome!!! Next dance Ellenore and Ryan get is Broadway and these two just proved yet again how great they are. I totally believed that Ryan was the puppet master and Ellenore played the perfect puppet. They totally got into character, they were entertaining, and so believable. I have such a total dance hottie crush on Ellenore. She is a joy to watch. LOVED IT!!! Kathryn and Legacy A Jazz piece by Sonya. Mkay, this piece starts with Legacy doing an out of control backwards "crab walk". SICK!!!! This routine was great!!! I have to say that I watched Legacy way more than I watched Kathryn. Yes, it was smart of Sonya to add a lil dash of Hip-Hop into her routine, but I don't think it was for Legacy's benefit. It was to help make the routine even greater. Legacy doesn't need any hand outs or add-ins or extras. He is really a true dancer. And as he said, "I was dancing." Let em' know Legacy! Now, Kathryn did a great job as well especially with her split and back leg toe point. And I did like that leotard she was wearin. This is definitely one of the best routines all season. Loved it!! So for their second piece, Legacy and Kathryn get the Viennese Waltz. Beautiful. That was gorgeous choreography and it was so beautifully executed. And wait, is Legacy crying about hope? OMG, he is soooo makin it to the top ten. I think I love him. But seriously, technically I couldn't tell what was wrong, I just knew that I thought everything they did was right. Karen and Victor These two lost their partners last week and are working together for the first time. They got the Tango and....Victor is way too gay for Karen. There was no hot connection, I wasn't turned on, and it was obvious nobody wanted to rip anybody's clothes off when it was over. With that said, technically I think they did very well. I think they hit their marks, they had the poise, the moves, and the look. So it was good and stuff but eh. Karen and Victor get Hip-Hop for round two. Boom Boom Kat is back again. She's such a wonderful mess and she gives these dancers good stuff to work with. That said, that wasn't good. Karen was tryna dance her ass off and she did but something was off...and I think it was Victor. He needs to go. Not great at all. Mollee and Nathan The youngins start off with some Hip-Hop choreographed by Jamal Sims. I have to say, it was pretty decent. The routine wasn't technically difficult and it wasn't anything to "phone home about"...but it was aight. I like that it is obvious that Nathan and Mollee enjoy dancing with each other but I'm with Nigel...if they make it to next week, I'm so ready for them to dance with someone else. I think they young/dumb each other down dance-wise. These two are doin The Can-Can with the help of Tyce Diorio. And wow, I'm totally impressed. I was just waitin for this to be a total womp womp but it was actually really great! And I finally got to see the Nathan that I loved from the very beginning. Nathan has skills! And Mollee was great too, and I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up in Circ Du Soleil (or Circus Soil Le as my friend Tee would say) or in that kind of performing dance troupe. The dance was obviously energetic and full of kicks and spins and all that great stuff. They were great. The Can-Can prolly saved these two. Noelle and Russell Russ and Noelle start off with a Samba. First of all, great song selection..."Hips Don't Lie" and while it wasn't as sexy as it needed to be, they tried to make it do wut it do. You can tell they give it everything every time and that's why I love them. So wish it was better, but still get an A for effort from me. I also don't ever want to see Russell in that outfit or any outfit like that ever again. The second time around Russell and Noelle perform a Tyce D. Contemporary piece which included paint and creating art. That was an amazing routine. They absolutely hit their marks, executed wonderfully, and effortless. And you could tell from the very first move that it was going to be worth watching. So happy they ended with such a strong routine. Excellent! Ashleigh and Jakob First let me say that Ashleigh is gonna miss Jakob cuz he is the reason she's still on this damn show. But anyway, their first dance is a Lyrical Jazz piece and it is another Sonya original beauty. And another opportunity for Leaps and Bounds aka Jakob to dance circles around Ashleigh. So here is the thing. I just need to know how Jakob is splittin, liftin, spinnin, leapin and boundin while Ashleigh is doin like a kick and walk? It is obvious that the choreographers enjoy giving Jakob the major moves cuz he can do them. You can't help but watch him and love him. Now I do think this was Ashleigh's best piece all season. And this piece was fantastical. Loved it. Leaps and Bounds and Ashleigh end the night with a Cha-Cha. Finally, something Ashleigh knows how to do! This was the first dance that I actually paid attention to her throughout the dance. She managed to put Jakob in the background a lil bit. It was sexy, it was hot, it fun, it was entertaining and not much else to say but they worked that. And I stand corrected...THIS was actually Ashleigh's best piece all season. NICE! So seriously, dancers were dancing tonight and the choreographers were giving the dancers dance! So many of them brought their best tonight like Ryan, Ellenore, Legacy, Kathryn, Jakob and dare I say Ashleigh. Even with that Can-Can I think Nathan and Mollee should be dancin for their lives but Karen and Victor are the two that I can actually put money on. And while I think Russell and Noelle's Contemporary piece was great, I think they might be in trouble too. We shall see tomorrow! Good work people, good work!

Are You Excited For Fall TV?????!!!

You bitches have Facebook and Twatter. I have my TV. The end of summer blues is only made better knowin that I get to rock my zexy 4 1/2' knee boots and I get to watch GREAT TV. And so it begins.... Last season Private Practice officially became better than Grey's and that should not have been the case. Now, for this season, I would have preferred Izzie die than George, but it should be interesting to see what happens with her tryna go back to work and how Alex deals with it all, and I'm really hoping that Meredith's real life baby gets written into the story (can you imagine Meredith tryna be somebody's mother???!!! Enter McDreamy, stay at home dad who has legal custody), and I really want to see how Yang deals with her post-war traumatized boyfriend (I still don't know if I like that relationship)....but my hope is that now that George is dead, Burke can come back...miracles do happen you know. We shall see....

VH1 Divas....How Dare You???!!!!

I am beyond shocked and Ru Pauled, I am PISSED. Da fuck is wrong with VH1???!!!! Breathe......in, out, up, down, round and round...mkay. So VH1 decided it was time to have another VH1 Divas concert after four years on hiatus. That would normally be a fantastic idea unless you are the fuckin retard that picked Miley FUCKIN Cyrus as a Diva. A DIVA!!! MILEY SHITTAY CYRUS!!!!! Jesus take the wheel and steer me out this bitch cuz I can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are the new "Divas": Kelly Clarkson - Love her, but she's beyond chunky right now and she ain't nobody's diva. Leona Lewis - Leona can sing her ass off but da fuck else has she done other than Bleeding Love and look like Mariah from her Vision of Love days?????? And she ain't nobody's diva. Adele - I enjoy Adele, I chase pavements, but seriously, I would prefer a drunk ass Amy Wino wit her beehive fallin off and her skin peelin. And I can't say for sure, but I really don't think she's nobdoy's diva. and Miley Muthafuckin Cyrus. She can't even sing, VH1. She can't even sing. How does Hannah Montana step into a place that Whitney Houston has been? I can't. I really can't. Is VH1 trying to say that there aren't any more Divas left? They had to scrape the bottom of barrel to put together a show? I'm just so confused. If I was Whitney, Mariah, Celine, Aretha, Tina, Diana, Patti, Cher, Beyonce, Erykah, Jill, Alicia, or even damn Barbara Streisand I would roll up to VH1, five fingers iced da fuck out, and back slap bitches til Hannah Montana no longer sounds like she's singin from the back of her damn anal cavity. So what if Whitney is just comin out her crack stupor or that Mariah is married to a little boy cuz she's a little girl? Is there nooooobody else? I mean call Lil Kim and Cyndi Lauper!!! Mkay maybe there is nobody else and if that is the case, that means you just don't put on the show. Or maybe have your stupid show but call it something else. You can't start off with the best of the best and then go to the worst. It just makes no damn sense. I'm boycottin VH1 til Real Chance of Love comes back on (Yes, I hate me too.) Fuckin assholes. Source

NeNe Leakes Does Wendy Williams...

So have you guys been watchin The Wendy Williams Show? I'm sure you have cuz since it's debut on Monday, she's been #1 in her time slot and the number one rated show on BET (altho that's not hard to accomplish...fuck else is there to watch on BET?). You guys know that I love me some Wendy. She's most certainly a friend in my head. I listen to her on the radio most er'day. So of course, just like er'body else I was pumped and waitin for her show to come back. Now I watched her first show on Monday and I wasn't impressed....the way she was reading her notes for the hot topics and the randomness of it all plus I felt like Vanessa Williams was interviewing her....perfect for radio, but TV....I dunno. Anyhooo....I think she just had to get back into the swing of things. I just watched her interview with Atlanta Housewife Nene Leakes... All I have to say is, only a fabulous host like Wendy would be mixin liquor and servin her guest various Nuvo drinks. That's my kind of show, and that's the Wendy I know. LOVE HER!!!! By the way, can't WAIT for Real Housewives of Atlanta. I really hope Sheree pulls Kim's wig all the way off.

TV Talk: HawthoRNe

So who watched Jada in Hawthorne last night? Hopefully you were even aware of the fact that Jada P. Smith is Executive Producer and star of the new TNT series Hawthorne, which premiered last night. Jada is Christina Hawthorne, chief nurse, widow, mother, and takes the term care-giver to new heights. She wants to help EVERYBODY which is, oddly, her only flaw. It's funny because I'm now all up on Showtime's new series "Nurse Jackie" starring Edie Falco and Jackie is a nurse who is willing to help - as long as she's high on her pain meds. She's also fuckin the hospital pharmacist and cheating on her husband. If you can't tell....I loves me some Nurse Jackie! But I brought her up to show that Jada has helped to create a character that doesn't have to be drug addicted, rude, mean, a sidelin ho, or an adulteress. She's simply a beautiful woman, who loves her job, stands up for what she believes in, misses her husband terribly and is trying to be the best mom she can be. What else can you ask for? Now I will say that while I enjoyed this show, Jada goes in and out with her acting for me. It's like sometimes I can actually tell she's acting. The great part is that she has a more than decent supporting cast with interesting and cute story lines. The other great thing is the soundtrack to the show....it seemed like they played Alicia Keys' entire last album. Funny enough, each song made sense during the scene it played in. And even more importantly, Jada gets more gorgeous with age. She puts these young heffas to shame. Seriously. If you watched, I'd love to know your thoughts. If you didn't, check it out. Tuesdays at 9 on TNT.

SYTYCD: Your Top 20 Hits The Stage For Round One!

Let me start by sayin I fuckin hated Cat Deeley's dress. Da hell was that rhinestone table cloth, fish gill, fuckity shit?! Next let me say that Fox.com's website fuckin sucks. WHY is it takin so damn long to put up the recap from last night along with new pictures of the dancers????!!! My recap would be so much betta if people could actually know who the fluff I'm talkin about. Do they not have people they pay for the specific purpose of immediately updating the website after the show??! Daayum. Now....onto the dancing. Squeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeanine and Phillip: Hip-Hop Dope!!!! Very cute!!! That choreography was perfect for that song (Ne-Yo's "Mad")and what else is to be expected from fly choreographers Napoleon and Tabitha....the dance was about a couple who can't sleep before they resolve the anger with each other. Jeanine held her own but Phillip....he's off the chain. He is amazing. He tore that shit up! I'm definitely checkin for Phil. We'll see about Jeanine.... Asuka and Vitolio: Broadway Cute choreography. Wasn't blown away, but I thought they proved that they have talent. They just didn't bring it on a spectacular level the way they should have. I hope they stay around though. Especially Vitolio...he's a cutie. Karla and Jonathan: Cha-Cha Pretty hot. Great choreography. Not off the chain, but me likey. I think there were some HOT moves that went down with that Cha-Cha...Jonathan's split slide under thru her legs for example, but overall I wasn't jumpin out my seat....just happily waitin to see what they do next. Randi and Evan: Jazz Awwwwww that was precious. I really liked their routine. Jazzy. Evan is short as all hell! Like midgetesque for real, for real. But just like Adam said, they danced amazingly tall. The one thing Adam said that I don't agree when he with is when he said that nobody saw Evan coming....um, I did. I loved him and his brother from the moment they auditioned and like I said in my previous SYTYCD post, I wanted both brothers to make it cuz they both deserved it but Evan had the hair so....Anyway, as for Randi, she did good but I'm not really checkin for her. She's gonna have to leap into the sky or something. I can think of about three other girls they cut that are doper than Randi. We'll see how she do... Paris and Tony: Hip-Hop First of all, Paris is dancin without feelin from the knee down in her left leg. Secondly, Tony is adorable. Adam, I'm sorry honey, but Tony is going to get by being the cute guy on the show...at least for a while. Lastly, I don't care that they weren't givin the stank face, I think they gave good dance. Was it HOT? Nope, but Tony ain't goin nowhere. Let us all memba that this is really the contest for America's FAVORITE dancer...not necessarily the best dancer...(Danny anyone?) Caitlin and Jason: Bollywood Jai muthafuckin Ho!!!!!!! AMAZING! They killed that. Bollywood is hard as all hell and they tore that shit up! I am amazed! They looked so good (Jason is a cutie too) and you can tell they were having fun. Like they could have looked like they were concentratin tryna get all the steps right but they looked like they do that all the time. AND Caitlin had hip replacement surgery and was supposed to neva dance again. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!! Janette and Brandon: Fox Trot Brandon has impressed me from day one - his body and his skill are just ree-damn-diculous(I don't know why Mia and Lil C be hatin) and Janette is prolly the best Salsa dancer to ever come on the show. But even with all that, I was like oh daaayum, why they had to get the Fox Trot??? But these two were beautiful!!!! I thoroughly enjoyed that dance. They were pretty and elegant and perfect. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And I LOVES me some Brandon!!!!) Ashley and Kupono: Jazz One of the best concepts in regards to choreography for the whole night. Er'body is gonna memba the two crash test dummies dancin. Sick costumes, they hit their marks, and they really looked like dummies! They were DOPE! And um, Wade proves again just how insane he is in the best way possible. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Melissa and Ade: Contemporary GORGEOUS!! That was AMAZING! Those moves were so sick....and they hit those marks in sync wonderfully. Both Melissa and Ade were perfect. That split lift where Ade held Melissa in back and in front of his head for like 5 seconds....I literally sat watching the rest of the routine with my mouth open. I am rooting for both of them. REALLY LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kayla and Max: Samba Mkay, why wasn't I as impressed with this routine as the judges were. I mean talk about overkill for no reason. It was good, but I thought it was just good. As Nigel mentioned...Dimitri and Pacha were the dopest ballroom dancers ever on this show and Max isn't coming close. Kayla did fantastic for never having done ballroom of any kind before but still.... I'll say it was a nice close of the show. Overall, this was a great first show to start off the season. My favorites of the night were Caitlin and Jason, Melissa and Ade, and Janette and Brandon. I think Asuka and Vitolio are in trouble.... Did you watch? Thoughts? UPDATE: I just need to say that I'm not surprised at all with the bottom three couples....Asuka and Vitolio, Paris and Tony, and Karla and Jonathan. And seriously, I thought Vitolio killed his solo....and his body is bangin. And those eyes....I'm kinda in love with Vitolio. Paris didn't dance for her life and the fact that she has no feeling from her knee down isn't gonna cut it when you dancin for your life. She got lucky to get on the show and she did a good job with the time she had. Tony is gone. My adorable Tony is gone. And he deserves to go home. He didn't dance for a Big Mac let alone his life. I was very disappointed with his solo. He isn't ready for this show but we'll see him again somewhere. Until next week SYTYCDers!!!!!

Tia Twitters

Obviously Tia is not happy bout whatever Mediatakeout done said about her and her show. Word goin round is that CW is getting rid of all their comedies (Everybody Hates Chris and Tia's show The Game) and only keeping the one hour dramas (Gossip Girl, 90210, and the new Melrose Place). Comedy = Black people and they aren't bringing in the ratings so they have to go. Is anybody surprised? They put the show on Fridays when most people aren't even home and they barely do any promotion. It is real unfortunate but this isn't anything new. And it is sad because these are two GREAT shows. On the flip side, Tia did mention that Mara is pitching the idea of turning The Game into a one hour long dramedy. Let's hope that works. If not, maybe BET will pick up the fourth season....altho, sadly, I'm not sure that will help. I can't believe in 2009 we are still talkin bout Black shows not surviving and being hidden on random networks. Sucks azz. Source

Would You Quit Your Job...

To work in the White House? Before you answer that....would you quit your job (during the recession no less) if you had a vital role on a highly rated MUST WATCH television show? Well, Kutner, real name Kal Penn (you know him from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle) committed suicide (or did he?) last night on House!!!! And why? Cuz he was offered a job to work at the White House. Now here is the thing. House is one of my favorite shows. Like, it is now my Monday must-see TV (used to not be on Mondays and now I can't watch How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory until later...but it's fine.) and I love me some Hugh Laurie aka House. Like if there was ever a mean ass old white man that I would wipe down and let do shit to me with that cane...oh indeed would it be House. And I wasn't really happy when the new interns came but once I got used to them, I started to enjoy them and their relationship with House and how they go about helping (or not) their patients. Kutner especially. So last night, out of the fuckin blue Kutner is found (by Omar Epp's chacter and his white girl girlfriend...an intern) DEAD with a bullet to his head in his apartment. Talk about shocked and RumuthafuckinPauled! DA WUT?! I mean WHY??? SERIOUSLY??? I just kept waiting for House to wake up out of some Viocodin induced coma and it all be a dream. But it wasn't. No it wasn't. And I'm thinking, why would they kill him? What happened? WHO would want to leave this show?!!! Did he get in trouble?? WHAT?!! (Please excuse my rambling. You have to understand that I watch TV like most don't. I know these people in my head, so losing Kutner and watching House struggle with it (or pretend not to) is very real to me.) So I learn that Kal chose to leave the show and take a SERIOUS pay cut to work in the White House with President Barack Obama. And for this reason only, I understand and am no longer sad. If he left to do another fuckin Harold and Kumar movie or something I would have tracked him down and beat his ass with House's cane myself. I respect Kal more than ever and think it is beyond admirable that he would leave a lucrative career to work in politics and do something that he believes in. If you watch House, let me know your thoughts. You can also mourn for Kutner if you want...yes FOX set up a site just to offer your condolences. Click: WHY Kutner??? WHY????? If you don't, and there is a good chance that you don't and you actually read this, maybe now you should!! Check out Kal's interview with my fave TV-Nista Michael Ausiello (I'm a HUGE Aushole) where he explains it all....Click: Bye Kal. Good luck! Tell Barack I said I love him!

Macy Gray is a Fluffin Head Case!

Please tell me ya'll have Starz!!!! Macy Gray is in Starz' new comedy series called 'Head Case' and um, I don't think she's acting. Please watch this clip of Macy in her therapy session....she's talking about how she wants to wipe down President Obama (and she's not alone with that one....). If you have Starz, tune in tomorrow, Friday March 20th at 10pm. Funny shizz, Macy. Funny shizz.

United States of Tara

My new favorite show!! Please tell me you have Showtime. United States of Tara stars Toni Collette, whom has been one of my all time favorites ever since Muriel's Wedding and then of course, Sixth Sense, In Her Shoes, and Little Miss Sunshine. Anyway, Toni now stars as Tara in the new Showtime series United States of Tara as a married mother of two who suffers from multiple personality disorder. The personalities are hilarious AND what's even better is how the family has just gotten used to each of them. For example, "T", her teenage alter is a HOT MESS and gives her daughter "Tara's" credit cards and gets her the Morning After Pill and tries to have sex with her husband....even tho technically it is her husband. Then there is Buck, who is a southern country bumpkin kind of man, who spits, sniffs and scratches, drinks beer, and fights. And Alice who is just straight out of the 1950's and bakes, sews, irons and speaks like Betty Crocker. It is more than amazing. Toni Collette is fantastic! The way she is able to change between her alters and then just be Tara takes major skill. She'll be walking home with a Golden Globe and/or Emmy for sure. Between this show and Weeds, Showtime is really tryna give HBO a run for its money. (But as long as True Blood stays great, HBO may still hold the crown.) It is just great to have something really new and interesting and very well acted on. Had to spread the word. Have you seen United States of Tara? Who is your favorite alter? You might think mines would be "T" but it's actually "Buck". I love a good titty bar too!

The Real World: Brooklyn

DAMN!!!!!!!!! After the last season of The Real World: Los Angeles, I said I was done with the Real World for ever. I think I've said a million times how I've watched every season of Real World since the very first airing of The Real World with the very first original cast and I'm just addicted. Anyway, Los Angeles proved to be just a mess (and not in a good way), especially with them allowing the viewers to pic that stupid ass guy to be a housemate, I can't even remember his name anymore, but the guy who kept calling everybody peasants. Well yeah, him and anyway, that season had to be one of the worst. So I was like you know what, I over it. I'm done with The Real World and I no longer have to watch. But then I saw the trailer, and of course, now I can't wait. Sigh...it premieres Jan 7th people. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know how Amy Wino feels....can't.not.watch. Real World: Brooklyn - MTV Shows

Bad Girls Club

So the best part of the Atlanta Housewives Reunion was Dwight, his wet and wavy weave, him telling Kim that they have to 'work on bringing her into the 21st century' cuz her wig is a hot dead rodent mess, Kim crying and lying about having Cancer, and of course, NeNe. I waited for Lisa to smack the shit out of Kim but it looks like if that really did happen, we'll never see it...BUT I do want to point out how odd it seemed that Lisa was able to just tell Kim how she will flip her over the couch and she's not the one and Kim didn't say anything in response and it just went to the next topic. Something tells me some shit got edited. Anyway, I'm going to miss my weekly dose of NeNe, BUT I have yet something even more out of control and totally unnecessary to look forward to AND I will actually get to SEE bitches catch beat downs!! See for yourself! Yay!!!!

Dallas Austin Really Meant To Say...

So I'm sure you all watched the season finale of "The Real Houswives of Atlanta"...seriously, the whole time I was like why isn't this the Reunion and if I see one more commercial for the Real Housewives of OC....In any case, on the finale, nothing really serious happened. The best part for me was when Dallas called Kim to basically tell her that she had to get serious and stop smoking etc. And I was just waiting for him to be honest with her and say Kim, listen you tranny whore who may spend thousands of dollars on designer clothes but still manage to look like Wal-Mart trash with your busted Bratz doll wig and your clown make-up puttin lipstick around your lips to make them look bigger homewreckin heffa - YOU CAN'T SING! And not only can't you sing, but you sound like a cat - oh my bad, how does your second grade educated ass spell cat? Right, KAT - trapped in a garbage disposal after a moose tried to eat it. But he didn't say that. However, this is what he put on his MySpace page: "... THE "REAL" Housewife, Kim Zolciak, is NOT WORKING WITH ME -- WE ARE NOT DOING A SONG... WE ARE NOT DOING AN ALBUM!! *** JUST WANNA PUT THIS OUT THERE!!!" *** Had he just told her the truth on the show from day one, all this extra shit could have been prevented. And the dumb bitch is really telling people that her album or her single is coming out the first week in January. If this bitch actually gets to record an album, ya'll best gets yourselves ready....cuz F.U. will be hittin a studio and ya'll need to check for the album end '09. Ya heard? And I just wanna say a lil sumtin bout Sheree...so she calls Mychael Knight from Project Runway to see if he can help her with her disaster of a fashion "viewing" of her "line" and it was more than obvious that she has not a clue what she is doing and she is indeed just like any other athlete's wife who thinks cuz she has money she can just decide to do anything she feels like it. Fashion design is not something that just any old bitch who likes nice clothes can do. Well, I take that back....but still. You have to breathe, live and eat that shit. Like Mychael does. And for you to be more concerned with having a grand party to show off nothing than to get your clothes fixed shows where your head is at. You have to study that shit. You can't even sketch your own shit! You had to hire somebody to every last thing for you! Your husband's money and your name is the only thing you seem to be able to contribute - and even the name is something you may want to reconsider. Maybe do some research. Study the industry. What happens if you don't get that 7 figure settlement you're waitin on? Your money won't be able to save you if you don't have any talent or the ability to create and facilitate sans talent. Anyhoo... I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Bravo is keepin us salvatin by givin us a sneak peak. Watch NeNe and Lisa go at dat Hillbilly Ho Kim. Source

Please Tell Me U Have HBO

If you don't, then you must find someone who has HBO, go to their house on Saturday Septemeber 27th and watch Chris Rock's new comedy special Kill The Messenger (9PM)!!! He is goin to be talkin all about the election, the state of politics, and er'thign else and you know he's gonna be funny as all hell and speakin da truth! He was on David Letterman and he followed Bill Clinton, who is still bitter and clearly does not like Barack nor does he want Barack to be president. Chris talks to Dave about the fact that Bill wouldn't even say Barack's name... Hilarious. (Bill is such a bitch)

Buppies? Who Knew?

Lemme found out Ashley Banks is back on must-see TV. Wait, well rewind that. Tatyana Ali is starring in a new Web series called Buppies. Created by Julian Breece and co-executive produced by Tatyana Ali, the show “centers on the misadventures of a dysfunctional crew of upwardly mobile quarter-lifers desperately mining the meaning of life in Hollywood’s social wasteland.” You know I had my crooked eye on full blast but then I watched the trailer and I'm soooooooo watchin this shizz. I perked up right when Tatyana tried to get into the party and the bitch at the door yoked her up, turned her ass around, and told her she wasn't on the list. Nothing more entertaining than watchin somebody have to pick their face up. Wait a minute, there's still a piece right over there.... Anyway, this series most certainly has my attention and I'm actually happy that this is on the Web cuz that means I can watch it whenever I want. Question is tho, where da hell to I watch it? I can't find no information about the show,other than its on the web. I guess once its on officially the news will spread but in the meantime, watch this clip and tell me whether or not you already can't wait for the first episode. BUPPIES TEASER from BUPPIES on Vimeo.

TV-Nistas It's Time To Focus! Fall TV Is Here!

What are you watching??? My goodness, how is this summer over? What a great summer it was, wasn't it? Outside of my extra curricular activities, I made it thru the summer with Intervention, SYTYCD (of course!) a lil Olympics, and Family Guy re-runs. But now its time to get serious. Hibernation is among us and its time to get your mind right! Sunday: 8:00 PM: The Amazing Race (premieres September 28)- hands down the best reality show on TV. The only reality show that I would ever want to participate in....well that and So You Think You Can Dance (of course!). (CBS) 9:00 PM: Desperate Housewives (premieres September 28) - so this season is five years into the future. We've been watching DH this long, you kinda have to see how it it all ends in the future, right? I think if nothing else, it is worth it to watch to figure out why Eva's hair cut has to be so wompy. (ABC) 10:00 PM: Entourage (already on) - you kinda still just have to watch just cuz. Vince is about to be bankrupt and needing to take bullshit jobs. Ari isn't doin his job. Like I need to know what da hell these guys are doin. If nothing else, it reminds you to make sure that your entourage includes people who are just as fly and as paid as you are. (HBO) 10:30 PM: True Blood (already on) - Anna Paquin. Vampires. Love it! (HBO) On Tivo: Family Guy. Nuff said. Monday: Monday is not a great TV night but lucky for you, it will prolly continue to be the night you should be listening to The F.U. Hour BUT if you need to watch TV, I guess here is what you can be watching. 8:00 PM - The Big Bang Theory (premiers September 22) - Da hell? Yes, I think this show is funny. It's about nerds and stuff. (CBS) 8:30 PM - How I Met Your Mother (premiers September 22) - Another funny lil show. Doogie Howser totally makes this show worth watchin. (CBS) OR 8:30 PM - Heroes (premiers September 22) - People who watch Heroes say its good. Couldn't tell you but if you watch, you can thank me for reminding you of the premier date. (NBC) 8:00 PM - Dancing With The Stars (premiers September 22)- Kim Kardasshian, Toni Braxton, and Susan Lucci are definitely reasons to watch....I think. I don't watch Dancing With The Stars but if you don't feel like watching nerds and heroes, this is what's left. (ABC) 10:00 PM - Boston Legal (premiers September 22) - YES! This show gets better each season. There is always way too much goin on between James Spader and William Shatner. These two are so great together. This show is definitely beyond entertaining. (ABC) 10:00 PM - The Hills (already started) - I think there are a few more episodes left. And I've been watchin of course and while there aren't any surprises, Audrina is still givin those eyes, and I hate Spencer. But you know, its a much watch. (MTV) Tuesday: Ain't shit on. Tuesdays are for bitch night...sessions with chief, wine, yummy food, and love with your bestest bitches! Hey homielovafrenzs....why am I still tasting Pizza Dip????? YUM! Wednesday: 8:00 PM - America's Next Top Model (already on) - I'm over it but I'm still watchin. (CW) 9:00 PM - Private Practice (October 1)- sooooooooo ready for Private Practice! I've missed them! The writers strike made the season end early so I expect there to be tons of drama with Addison and the rest of the practice. Pumped! (ABC) 10:00 PM - Dirty Sexy Money (October 1)- I CAN'T WAIT! If you haven't been watching DSM then you must make it your bidness!!! These people are crazy! The Darlings are like The Hiltons but waaaay more fabulous and dare I say, more scandalous. And um, Blair Underwood. That should be enough. (ABC) Thursday: Thursday is always the best and worst day on TV. WHY? Cuz its everything all at once. Even Tivo can't keep up! 8:00 PM - Ugly Betty (September 25)- is Betty gonna be with Gio? I heard that Betty is gonna have yet another love interest. Funny how a frumpy bitch with blue braces can pull hot guys. Don't you love how so not real TV is? Then of course, there is Mark and Amanda. Memba Amanda's reality show with her dad Gene Simmons last season?? Fun-E. (ABC) OR 8:30 PM - Kath & Kim (October 9) - this is another import from the BBC. This show is about ridiculously trailer park trashy mother and daughter (Molly Shannon and Selma Blair) and their life. Just based off of pics I've seen of Selma's outfits on set, I think its at least worth it to schedule on the Tivo. (NBC) 9:00 PM - Grey's Anatomy (September 25) - this is just a no brainer. Um, its Grey's. Oh but wait....I had heard that a new black guy doctor is coming on the show. This is me squealing with giddy delight!!!! (ABC) OR 9:00 PM The Office (September 25) - how can you not love this show? And Jan is pregnant. Stop it. An office baby shower? I can't. (NBC) 9:30 PM - 30 Rock (October 30)- I just giggle watchin this show. For me, its all Alec Baldwin and Kenny the intern. (NBC) At 10:00 you watch your Tivo: Survivor: Gabon and CSI (CBS). Friday: 8:30 PM - The Game (October 3) - are Melanie and Derwin gonna get it together and find the love again? I'm hoping! (CW) What a week! I love TV! But now its time to get ready for the weekend!!!

Are U Watchin Glam God?

Essence.com caught up with Vivica Fox to discuss her new show, Glam God with Vivica A. Fox which premieres tomorrow night (August 21) on VH1. ESSENCE.COM: Tell us about the show. FOX: I have a glam panel, and we took 12 stylists and we moved them into a beautiful loft in downtown Los Angeles. We gave them challenges for styling celebrities for red-carpet events. It came from the pages of today’s magazines. Who wore it better? Would you be caught dead in this? People are really fascinated with what celebrities wear. The way you dress can make or break a career sometimes. ESSENCE.COM: As host of the show, what’s your job? FOX: I’m kind of like the tough love babe. I let them know [what works] from the celebrity point of view. I also give them the clues for their hot-trend challenges. I’m kinda like Mother Love and say, “Here’s what we gonna do this week, baby.” ESSENCE.COM: How would you describe your fashion sense? FOX: I try to dress appropriately. I’m very theme-oriented. I’m very organized. If I’m going to the Oscars, I get a theme in mind. If I’m going to a rock ’n’ roll event, I get something a little edgier. I would say my fashion sense is glamorous, sexy cool. ESSENCE.COM: Many of the Black women on VH1’s reality show are not always portrayed in a positive light. Did you have any concerns about that for your show? FOX: Absolutely. It was one of the main reasons why I didn’t want to do a reality show that was TMI. We’re trying to educate the public about fashion and style, while not degrading anyone. The beautiful thing about my cast is that it’s diverse. There’s Spanish, Puerto Rican, Black, White, Asian. Everyone is truly represented. ESSENCE.COM: You started your career in soaps—“Generations,” “Days of Our Lives,” “The Young and the Restless.” What did you learn on those shows? FOX: Gosh, to have an excellent sense of memory. I have a memory like an elephant. I retain everything. Soap actors are some of the most underestimated talent. They do five shows a week, memorizing 30, 40 pages of dialogue, hitting their mark, crying, being oiled up sexy in the bed and doing a hair toss, too. That’s a lot to do every day, five days a week. It was like the boot camp of acting for me. ESSENCE.COM: You’ve starred in numerous TV and film projects. Which are some of your favorites? FOX: I can name top five, not just one. Definitely “Independence Day” and working with mega-superstar Will Smith. That opened the doors to my career. Everybody and they grandma went to see “Independence Day.” Also, in “Set It Off,” I got to work with Jada (Pinkett Smith), Kimberly (Elise). It was like the little movie that could and it has a cult following. In “Two Can Play That Game,” that was my very first starring role. That was really fun, working with Morris Chestnut and Mo’Nique and Gabrielle (Union) and Bobby Brown. It was a funny movie that I felt elevated Black comedies to another level. It was classy, thoughtful, funny and sexy. Then “Kill Bill.” I got to show everybody how I could scrap for real. I could get down and dirty with ya. I trained for six months for that film. It was the most physically demanding role I’ve ever played. Last but not least, “Why Do Fools Fall In Love?” I loved working with Halle (Berry), Lela Rochon, Larenz Tate, learning about prosthetics and playing a character that was extremely flawed. It wasn’t about the beauty. I'm looking forward to watchin this show. First of all, you know Viv is gonna be doin waaaaay too much and will have me shocked and RuPauled (I promise that is the last time today) er'episode. I'm also interested in the Stylists. I mean, we have seen how the designs are created on Project Runway, we've seen the designs modeled on ANTM, but we've never seen how the stylist looks for new trends, what's hot and what's not for that particular celeb. I think that is a big problem with stylist....er'thing ain't for er'body! So, this should be interesting and I'm happy Viv stay wit a job. She gotta pay for that nip, tuck, pull and fluff! Oh and Vivica listed her top 5 favorite movies that she has been in. I just have to say those top 5 are the best movies she's ever been in, HENCE, them being her top 5. I have to say, Kill Bill is my SHIZZ and even tho Viv is only in the movie for 7 minutes and 45 seconds, I love her fight scene. It jump starts the whole movie and I was pumped that Vivica was in a major production tryna beat Uma Thurmans ass! Love it! But my all time favorite Viv movie has to be Set It Off. That movie was the dopest ever. It is a classic. To read the entire interview with Vivica click: Put That Where!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Um, What's Really Good Bravo?

So Housewives of Atlanta premiers on Bravo, tomorrow July 30 at midnight. Yup, they made sure to give the ethnic folks the 12:00 am PREMIERE time slot. Also real interesting, Bravo doesn't have shit about the premier of the show on their website. What is that really all about? I mean, when a show premiers isn't there usually all kinds of fanfair and annoucements and reminders? Not a stitch of promotion. I don't want to have to boycott Bravo. Too much of my TV crack is on Bravo - but I will should I need to and mindnight premieres and no publicity is something that will just about do it. Anyhoo, until I get the official nod that I need to be done with Bravo, I'll be catching a re-run at some point cuz I'm not staying up until midnight for no housewives. And truth be told, just looking at them doesn't get me all that excited... In an Enertainment Tonight interview with the Housewives, they each are talkin and I don't really know what they're talkin about but um, there is one...don't know her name yet, but the one with the two-toned blond weave and her chi-chis fallin out her dress talkin about "we're funner"....yup, I've made her my favorite for now. To check out the interview Click: There may be a real reason Bravo is not fuckin wit these housewives....

Why I'll Be Watching 'I Want To Work For Diddy'

Meet Laverne Cox. He/She is the first black tranny to appear on a reality show and if you must know, Laverne still has his/her ding-a-ling. Laverne will compete with other wanna be assistants in the new VH1 show "I Want To Work Diddy". I feel like we've seen this before but Laverne adds a lil must see into the mix. The show premieres on August 4th and I for one, will be watching. But what da hell is new?! Reality TV is my crack. Can't.not.watch......

Tune In Tonight: Kanye West Makes A Difference

Kanye West, the man who told the world that George Bush doesn't care about black people, the man who has made one of the best albums in the new millennium, the man who lives for fashion, and the man who may throw a temper tantrum from time to time, has joined forces with MTV to give back. “CHOOSE OR LOSE & KANYE WEST PRESENT: HOMECOMING” is the one hour special that takes us into the lives of three Iraq veterans that have recently returned home. Kanye West surprises these three vets not only by visiting them at their homes, listening to their stories, and thanking them for risking their lives (for no reason) BUT he, MTV and The Dr. Donda West Foundation also provides the unexpected by paying off debts, rent and tuitions. I love it. And as many people may say, no, I don't think Kanye is doing this just to take attention away from his all-caps rants on his blog. I mean, he's Kanye. Do you think he really gives a shit? I highly doubt it. Be sure to check it out!!!! Tonight, Monday, July 28th at 10pm on MTV. Take a look at a teaser from tonight's show. Shout out to one of my bestest friends, WGB, for putting this MTV special together and working her ass off to make this one of the best Choose or Loose MTV pieces ever! So proud of you...