ANTM: DING DONG THE BITCH IS ELIMINATED!

So in all reality, this season of America's Next Top Model has been boring as all hell. Last night's episode was boring....the best part was that Bianca got her evil ass sent home. Now bitches....you all know I'm as evil as they come, but I wouldn't spend my time talking about how everyone else is fuckin up (altho I would be quick to talk about a bitch with a fugly pic, or a bitch who is dumb as hell, or why Twiggy looks like she's 80 fuckin years old).....I would much rather spend my time telling the cameras just how fierce, fly, and fan-fuckin-tastic I am. Oh, I could do that all damn day. Bianca on the other hand was so aware of the fact that she wasn't going to win and her self confidence was so low, that she chose to find flaws in everybody else and purposely try to sabotage people and make them feel bad about themselves in order to make her feel better about herself.....same dumb loser bitch, different season. Anyway.....my girl Saleisha is getting more fierce as the competition goes on.....as I PREDICTED and knew she would. She's gorgeous and she definitely has the ability to be a Cover Girl or in a high fashion spread for ELLE. She's only going to get better. Chantal....there isn't anything special about her. She'll be going home first next week. Unless Jenna fucks up royally (which very well could happen) --- I don't even feel like talking about how if she's home sick and wants to take care of her sisters she should have kept her ass home and got a job with some insurance so she can fix her jagged edge bottom row teeth --- it will be down to Saleisha and Jenna. And unless Saliesha fucks up royally.....she's going to win this shit. I thought her picture was way better than Chantal's and I thought she looked the best in the group pic too. I am so glad this will all be over next week!

Yonce and Jay Do Par-Ree!!

So Jigga is 38 years old and to celebrate, the duo took a trip to Paris and did it up like only one and two could. I really don't have much to say about it except I happen to LOVE Yonce's ensemble....head to toe. That's all.

When Amy Wino Dies.....

We'll all talk about what a shame it is....what a waste. She was so young, so talented, so beehivey. She was toothless and rocked dirty ass ballerina shoes daily. She was so troubled, so pained, so cracked out. What is really wrong with people? Does genius really cause depression which then really leads to the pipe? I mean, I don't know what Britney's excuse is but Amy is definitely reminiscent of like a Janis Joplin or Billie Holiday....afraid of their own talent so they purposely try to destroy themselves because they don't know any other way. Anyway....its about three days later from when the Amy Crackhouse red bra pictures were taken (and I didn't post it because for some reason I just didn't feel like it).....but these new pics came out and she still has on the same bra (which means bitch hasn't washed her ass in days) but at least she put a shirt on. Oh Amy Wino.....there is a reason they tried to make you go to rehab boo.

Will Smith Makes My Heart Boom Boom Kat!

This man just gets hotter and more scrumptious by the day! I love me some Will for oh so many reasons....the first of course is that he is SO nice to look at. Secondly because he has the best personality, he's smart, he's funny, he's adorable, he's successful as all hell, and he makes gorgeous babies. I mean what else can you want from your man?! Anyway, I enjoyed these pics of Will in Japan at the I Am Legend press conference.....I'm sharing.

Queen Latifah Coming Out.....

And getting married!!! MediaTakeOut.com is the only source reporting this story....I tend not to believe MediaTakeOut.com but they have made it real clear that they are 100% about this one--this time. So if it is true, congrats to Queen La. We all knew you were a carpet muncher and no one gave a shit...we all love you and still will continue to love you. By the way Queen....your fiance isn't as cute as my women are but she's pretty. Love it! Per MediaTakeOut: It's happened. MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Queen Latifah and her longtime girlfriend Jeanette are OFFICIALLY ENGAGED!!! The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years - and they've finally decided to make it official. And there's more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made. MediaTakeOut.com can't reveal our source to this story, but we can tell you that we're 100% sure on this one. And we can also tell you that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in the media (no magazines, no bloggers, no TV stations, no radio personalities - NO ONE) else is reporting this story right now. We figured we'd share this info with you guys first - our nearly 2 million closest friends...

Something New: Justin Chambers....YUM

He's one of the reasons I watch Grey's Anatomy faithfully....more importantly, he's the 2nd Justin on my Something New list. This man is simply gorgeous not to mention he's the father of like 6 kids with his beautiful BLACK wife that he's been with for a long minute. Lurve Him!

Random Ish....

Mary is workin da hell out of another cover! The legs are off the chain! But am I the only one that hates the song she is singing in that iPod commercial?? Erykah is the only beauty who could actually look even more beautious with nappy knots. Lovin the look, lovin the new single and the cover art for the single, and damn sure can't wait until the album drops!!! Seriously, this new brown hair on Yonce is beautiful. This is like the most gorgeous she's been in a long time. Love it! Tyra Banks is annoying....seriously. So Bow Wow and Eve are on her show.....she decides to have "the sex" talk with Bow Wow....he might be of midget stature but he's a grown ass man....why does this bitch have him sit on her lap to talk about flower stems and petals??? THEN the bitch has Bow Wow ask Eve out on a date.....and just like I would, Eve says yes. I'm sayin....Bow Wow might be 4'11 and 3/4 but he's hot. It's called room service and leaving before anybody sees you. Make it do wut it do Eve! Watch the clip for yourself.

Kelly Ro It's Time....

For you to find something else to do. Yes, you are beautiful. Yes, you are actually talented and can SING but for some reason you are destined to be the dream girl who deserves to shine but won't. This new song has annoyed me to all levels. You are re-releasing your album and you would think this time.....this time you would make Yonce write all your music, have all of her producers produce your shit....and yes, you should have done this because you can't seem to do it by it yourself. But you didn't and you get the cute guy from Gym Class Heros to join you on this bullshit song called Daylight. Why Kelly Ro? I mean the song is not the worst but it isn't good enough to make people buy your shit! Do you realize you are going to re-release your album and people aren't going to buy it for a second time????? Stop doing this to yourself. Please. Since you still haven't learned to come harder and better than before then its time....leave the game for people like your bitch Yonce who doesn't know any other way to come but fierce and fabulous. That bitch knows how to MAKE people love her shit. You have not and will not master that. I'll always think you were the prettiest. Should you want to listen to Kelly Ro's new song, click: I hope Kelly is good at math or something.

Just For Giggles....

Really Retha??? The red wig, the clown make-up and that hideous pink dress???? WHY?????

Truthfully Speaking....

Yonce looks beautiful with her long brown hair and that extremely pretty strapless gown during her performance at "Movies Rock". She sang "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and prolly sang the hell out of it. I have no problems admitting when Yonce looks gorgeous or kills it on stage but I also have no problems saying when she looks like a Tina Knowles mess.....so WHY the green mermaid ensemble on the red carpet before the show??? Do I need to see where she was sewn in? Are we purposely supposed to see the seems? Why is she supposed to look like she can't breathe and her hips are a Dorito away from rippin' the dress open? And that dress is just fug.