Just For Giggles....

MJ is big pimpin in his vampire cape coat, his sparkly vest, and let us not forget the black yankee fitted -- does he really have on a yankee hat with that outfit? -- which he can't really pull down too much or it will mess up his coif. WOW. PS, Am I the only one loving Michael's wig game??!!!

The Return of American Gladiators

Mkay so I know I'm not alone when I say American Gladiators was THE BEST Saturday morning show, third only to Alvin and The Chipmunks and The Smurfs. I was actually just discussing AG with a new friend of mine because while I was traveling, I found myself watching ESPN Classic and YES they were showing old episodes of AG! I was entranced....OMG, first of all Nitro....good gravy wipe.me.down....that man could get it anytime/anywhere. Then this other guy tried to remind me that that was like 20 years ago and he's prolly 400 pounds by now (don't you just love haters!)....I informed him that even if Nitro is 400 pounds now, which is highly unlikely, he's prolly still hotter than most -- your fugly ass included. But I digress....American Gladiators is coming back sometime next year and the most fabulous Laila Ali has just signed on as co-host of the show (along with Hulk Hogan...Ew). I don't know if the new version can be as good as the original (most shit never is) but I will most certainly be watching.

Sexy Beast!!

Thine eyes have seen the glory!!! Serena is beautiforous, hot, and sexy....words I would have never, ever, ever, ever used to describe her. That dress is hot, cute accessories, and that hair is just fab. I'm reveling in her upgrade. Please keep up the good work Rena and don't be afraid to pass a lil of watever it is you drinking to your sister V. Thanks boo!

In Sad News......

Kanye West's mother, Dr. Donda West, has died at the age of 58. According to PEOPLE, Her publicist, Patricia Green, told BBC News she passed away "as the result of complications from a cosmetic surgical procedure," but gave no more details. West's spokesman said the family "asks for privacy during this time of grief." Kanye and his mother were ree-diculously close and I cannot nor will I even try to imagine the pain that Kanye is feeling right now. I hope he takes solace in knowing that he was blessed to have a mother who supported him in everything he did from day one, made it her business to raise a successful, educated, and capable black man, and more than anything, she loved him and at the end of the day, I bet that was enough. The Good Life indeed. R.I.P Donda West.

Mama I Want To Sing

I don't know about ya'll but Mama I Want to Sing was my FAVORITE play and I have seen it more times than I can count and would always leave the theater, well singing....I can remember watching the original Doris Winter (the girl who wants to sing), who was played by Desiree Coleman (and she was 17 years old at the time and I was 6 or 7 when I first saw the play), and just being in utter awe at how pretty she was and wishing that I would grow up and be able to sing....and not just sing, but SANG, just like Doris. My mother bought me the album and I would listen to it constantly....my favorite song was the title song which was a duet sung by Doris and her mother and they would go back and forth singing about why Doris wants to sing and why her mother didn't want her to sing. And of course I still know all the words and am having a difficult time imagining Ciara (yes, my goodies CiCi) singing that song like how its supposed to be sung.... This is where my reminiscing comes from....a fake ass trailer has been released for the movie version of Mama I Want to Sing which stars Ciara as the lead....I'm just not sure she can pull this off. I mean the girl singing in the background in the fake trailer doesn't even sound like Ciara. Ah but anyway, June 2008, we'll get to see for ourselves.

The Return of Fugly Venus

I knew it was too good to be true. Venus tricked us. She had a FAB moment and then she allowed herself to drift back to fugland. V looks tired and that shaggy short wig looks tired and just damn Venus....could you have at least pretended to care that someone would take your picture? Like maybe put on some earrings, just a lil foundation, maybe comb the wig? Sigh....I guess the one good thing is that even looking a frightful mess, she's still cuter than my fugly Chudder Bug (aka Chudney!). I'm learning to find the positives people....I'm trying!

ANTM: Where is the Razz Matazz???

I think I'm getting old. I have to be....I'm just no longer enthused and/or pumped about ANTM. I realized this as I watched last night's episode (which was way more entertaining than previous eps) and I was more excited watching my popcorn pop (I killed the whole bag of Pop Secret Movie Theater Butter...that butter has to be crack). It's been almost 5 years of ANTM and I'm wondering if after this season it will be time for me to let it go. I just miss the old days....where are the Toccarra's, the Bree's, the Eva the Divas?!! I mean I can draw a parallel to most of the "models" from each season because we all know Tyra isn't fooling anybody in how she picks people (bitch has a formula based on look, personality, size etc.) but the point is that Bianca's blatantly jealous commentary is boring and that's about as entertaining as it gets. Ah well, I guess there can only be one Eva/Ann best friend breakdown, or one Shandi that has sex with hot Europeans in the hot tub when she got a man, or one Bree who will fight a bitch over some nutri grain bars. Anyway....last nights ep. Yeah um, Tyra's teach you to be sexy class was corny. I guess you had to be there. I do think it was interesting that Lisa is a stripper and she couldn't pull herself back up the wall....um, where dem dollas at Lisa? How do you make it do wut it do up and down the poles if you don't have no leg muscles? Anyway....I was hoping that they would get to do like a Lil Wayne video and they would do their make-up like how Weezy F. Baby did his on his album cover. But they got Enrique who is definitely hot but I never quite caught the beat of the song. So when Ambreal (who I thought did the pole-eagle on very nicely...for the first time I thought she looked fab) was dancing I was like catch the beat girl (but it wasn't her fault....there was no beat). I thought Lisa and Assbergers looked hot and I understood exactly why they were chosen to be featured. I also thought that Saleisha looked great too....but she's boring me. They are all boring. Bianca with her lips....not cute. And why did they make Sarah wear the netting? And then had her in a sitting position....don't we all know that the fat hangs over when you sit....you could see the fat pockets coming out the little holes. But had that been Toccarra, she would have rocked the hell out of that outfit....made Enrique want to come taste all that. But that is why Sarah went home and it was definitely her time. The fact of the matter is that no one is fierce. No one is fabulous. I just wish Ass-bergers would win already and we can watch her "My Life As a Cover Girl" commercial and she'll be talking about she's a spokesperson for Ass-bergers and she needs her shimmer. By the way, I hate that they allow Jaslene to speak. Her commercials are the fuckin worst. Anyway, if you want to watch Enrique's video with the ANTM girls click: Enrique

I Love A Bitch Who Keeps It Real

Kim Cattrall who plays our beloved Samantha tells Reveal magazine the real reason she decided to do the film version of Sex & The City. “It will be nice to step into Samantha’s skin again but I’m only doing the film for the money. Samantha is very dear to me and I have such a wonderful time playing her, but I can’t say more for the experience than wanting financial security.” Ha! While the other bitches are like oh, we have so much fun together and we've missed each other blah blah....Kim is like, fuck you, pay me. Love it!

Eva Does the 2008 9th Edition Campari Calendar

This is why I'm in love....she's just fuckin hot.

Why Is Michael's Wig Game So Fierce?

All I can say is....take notes bitches. Jazz hands!