Tuesday, April 22, 2008

More About F.U. Just Cuz....

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING DELIVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP EACH MORNING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?


It would be the person who cleans me and Idris' house and cooks our meals.


WHICH ANIMATED CHARACTER IS YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE?


YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO CREATE A BRAND NEW ROAD SIGN THAT WILL BE PUT UP ON THE STREETS THROUGHOUT YOUR TOWN. PEOPLE IN YOUR TOWN WILL BE EXPECTED TO OBEY IT JUST AS THEY WOULD ANY OTHER ROAD SIGN. WHAT WILL YOUR NEW SIGN COMMAND DRIVERS TO DO?

The sign will be a picture of Yonce's booty. You have to come to a complete and full stop. Get out the car and do the Uh-oh Uh-Oh Uh-Oh one full time around the car. Then get in the car and buckle up bitches!

SUPPOSE YOU'RE AT A PARTY WHERE YOU MEET AN ALERT & ASTUTE 100-YEAR-OLD PERSON. SINCE EVERYONE WANTS TO TALK TO THIS PERSON, YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO ASK ONE QUESTION. WHAT WOULD YOU ASK?

Why are you still alive? Seriously.

IN ONE SENTENCE, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IS THE SECRET TO LIFE?

There is no secret. And you only waste your life trying to find the secret instead of enjoying the now. Did you know just 15 minutes of laughter a day will burn 10 to 40 calories. Get to laughing!

IF SOMEONE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU IN A BOOKSTORE, IN WHAT SECTION WOULD THEY BE MOST LIKELY TO FIND YOU?

The section where they sell the cake and muffins.

RANK THE 4 SEASONS IN ORDER FROM YOUR FAVE TO LEAST FAVE:

Summer, Fall, Spring, Winter

IF YOU WERE A FISH, WHAT BAIT WOULD SOMEONE USE TO CATCH YOU VERY QUICKLY?

A chicken breast from Popeyes. Or some skittles in the purple bag. Or some Hot & Spicy Cheez Its.

IF YOU COULD GREATLY ENHANCE ANY ONE OF YOUR 5 SENSES, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

My eyesight. A bitch is blind! I can't wait to get my Lasik.

IF YOU CAME INTO ENOUGH MONEY THAT YOU NEVER HAD TO WORK ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD TYPICALLY DO TO STAY BUSY OR KEEP YOUR MIND OCCUPIED?

I would party, travel, get wiped down, eat, work out, play with my friends, go to the spa and salon, walk my dogs and then zgush it up on the blogger.

IF ANY PARTICULAR MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE COULD HAVE LASTED 5 MINUTES LONGER, WHAT MOMENT WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED IT TO HAVE BEEN?

Don't have a moment....every moment lasts as long as it needs to.

IF A MOVIE WERE BEING MADE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, AND YOU COULD CHOOSE ANY ACTOR TO PLAY YOU IN THE FILM, WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE?




IF YOU WERE TO DIE TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT PEOPLE TO REMEMBER YOU FOR MOST OF ALL?

That I helped you lose weight by making you laugh all day.

WHAT PARTICULAR FACIAL FEATURE OF YOURS DO YOU PERSONALLY ADMIRE MOST?

I admire my whole face. Is my hair a facial feature? I love my hair (minus the beedeebees)...but if I had to pick something on my face it would prolly be my lips.

LIST THE 5 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPIEST IN LIFE:

1. Me

2. My mother

3. My Bitches et al.

4. Television

5. Waking up

IF YOU COULD RECEIVE FREE, UNLIMITED AIRLINE FLIGHTS FROM YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT TO ANY ONE DESTINATION IN THE WORLD, TO WHAT PLACE WOULD YOU BE FREQUENTLY FLYING?

Saint-Tropez


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