Showing posts with label Trapped in the Flaming Closet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trapped in the Flaming Closet. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Trapped in the Flaming Closet: Hip Hop

So, we all have our ideas about who they gay rappers are....who the tops are, who the bottoms are, and who likes to swallow....but thanks to Terrance Dean, we'll need to wonder no more. The industry executive and insider has decided to put it all our there....or so we are led to believe based on his soon to be released book's synopsis.

Everyone wants to know the truth about their favorite celebrities’ heart’s desire. Within the masculine culture of Hip Hop and Hollywood, there is a well-known gay subculture that industry insiders are keenly aware of but choose to hide. Terrance Dean worked his way up for more than ten years in the entertainment industry from intern to executive, and has lived the life of glitz and bling along with Hollywood and Hip Hop’s most glamorous. With a family full of secrets and working in an industry founded on maleness — where one’s job, friendships, and reputation all depend on remaining on the down low and in hiding — Dean writes a revealing account of the journey of coming out from hiding.

I personally don't know what to think about this...I mean, is he really going to be putting these homo-thugs on blast? What is going on with him that he is willing to risk his career? He is risking losing his status within the industry and for what? I mean, it might be an interesting read, but I really don't see this guy naming names but who knows...how you doins be bout it. I'll wait to see what comes out - no pun intended - after the books release on May 16th.



In the mean time, who do you think he might talk about in the book?




Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Queen Latifah Coming Out.....


And getting married!!! MediaTakeOut.com is the only source reporting this story....I tend not to believe MediaTakeOut.com but they have made it real clear that they are 100% about this one--this time. So if it is true, congrats to Queen La. We all knew you were a carpet muncher and no one gave a shit...we all love you and still will continue to love you. By the way Queen....your fiance isn't as cute as my women are but she's pretty. Love it!

Per MediaTakeOut:
It's happened. MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Queen Latifah and her longtime girlfriend Jeanette are OFFICIALLY ENGAGED!!! The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years - and they've finally decided to make it official.

And there's more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made.

MediaTakeOut.com can't reveal our source to this story, but we can tell you that we're 100% sure on this one. And we can also tell you that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in the media (no magazines, no bloggers, no TV stations, no radio personalities - NO ONE) else is reporting this story right now. We figured we'd share this info with you guys first - our nearly 2 million closest friends...

Thursday, October 18, 2007

When U Can't Find Your Way Out the Flaming Closet...

You dry hump trannys. EWWWW!

Monday, June 25, 2007

They Are Always the Ones You Least Expect....



So for some reason, Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson felt the need to discuss his BFF status with Jay-Z. First of all, why? Why did he need to make it real clear that Jay doesn't just let randoms into his circles, especially not sports dudes and it seems he has chosen Larry and LeBron to be his BFFs. If you don't know Larry from football, then maybe you know him from Fantasia's new video....and it seems Jay was mad at him for doing that.

Question: Is Jay-Z a mentor, someone who shapes your view on how to conduct business?

Johnson: “He definitely did that. Between me and you, he definitely didn’t want me to do that Fantasia video. I definitely got cussed out for that one. He told me there were a lot of things he wanted to do, but he couldn’t do them. He said, ‘You gotta be able to look at yourself as a business, as stock, and the less things you do, the more people will have interest in you. The more things you do, you water down your value.’ ”


He is walking around in the video looking for Tasia. What's the big deal? Why can't he get his side hustle on Jay? Unless.....Jay wants to keep his BFF all to himself?

Bossip.com is reporting the following:

We got a tip early this month from someone allegedly who works for Trump Tower:

I am writing you to asked a question. I work in the building Jay z lives in Trump Tower and though him and Bee are together, I’ve never seen her in his building? But what’s strange to me……..I see Larry Johnson all the time in fact he lives with Jay-z. The other night they attended Cav& Nets games……..when did they become so close? and why is Larry living with Jay. I have some video footage from phone of them together in the building. Is jay gay?

According to The Philadelphia Daily News, Joe Camel and Larry Johnson own a home together. Why don’t Larry Johnson and Joe Camel kick it in public?


Makes you scratch your head right....really Jay? It just goes to show you that when men reach levels of ridiculous success, have more money then they will ever be able to spend, tap the ass of the hottest bitches all over the world, and have done everything there is to do all over the world....shit gets real lame, real old, real boring real quick. And just to see if they can....they turn to the male booty hole.

And we all just recently saw a kiss between Jay and B (Jay had his hands behind his head and didn't really have to pucker up cuz his lips are big enuff so that he doesn't even need to exert no type of energy) but doesn't it always seem like Jay is the one that is just not really that interested? But I don't know, I'm just sayin....you be the judge.



What man you know gonna let Beyonce pop that booty all in his crotch and all he cares about is crackberry? I'm just sayin.....

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

The Closet is Flaming and Ready for Your Exit Boo!

Only flaming ass, greasy lipped "How You Doin?" Ne-yo would allow himself to be photographed diving head first into the camera with greasy lips puckered out as if he is ready to sashay-chante with the next Queen that comes his way or with his "keep it in the closet" popped collar hiding the greasy lips but with the come hither I will tear your booty hole up look. If you ever wondered why Ne-yo is capable of capturing the voice of the woman with such ease (ie, Irreplaceable)just view the pics...they say it all.