I don't know when in da hell Kanye became one of my most favorite people....but right now, he is ranking rather high on my list. I'm sure most of you bitches were out gallivantin and doin shit you shouldna been on Saturday night, but I was home drinking warm milk and cookies in my PJs wit da foots on dem (it got chilly) and watching Saturday Night Live. LeBron James was the host....yeah um, not so much LeBron. Keep it on the courts boo. Just cuz he did an ok job hosting the ESPYs doesn't mean he needs to be on SNL....I mean, dude was strait staring at the teleprompter reading his lines in the most unfunny manner....I didn't catch all of his skits cuz deciding wich kind of ice cream I wanted to go with my cookies became more important. But then Kanye came on....and I love him. I loved the lil scarf he was wearin during his performance that didn't move out of place once. I also LOVED the fact that he messed up his rhyme during the everything I'm not made me everything I am song....and he just started freestylin. HOT. The funniest was also when they spoofed him being on 106 and Park and the temper tantrums he throws after not winning. Funny, Ye....extremely funny.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
How is Inga gettin more work done in jail then she ever did while gettin her ass beat on mean streets? This is the cover for Foxy's new single.....it is the as per usual wit Stanky Brown but I'm not mad at it....it will do.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Okay bitches, dayum! I love you and er'e thing and trust that I love that you give two shits what I think but boo-boos, I have a life too...TV is a LARGE part of it, but I be havin shit to do okay...I told you I got you. And here it is. So just what did I think of TV last night...Grey's specifically? Well first of all let me just tell you that it pains me that The Office and Grey's Anatomy come on at the same time...it literally hurts my heart...and yeah I know, Tivo blah blah...I like to watch my shows in real time thank you and thanks to Comcast, a bitch don't have Tivo and I gotta go upstairs to watch my shit...and its just sad. But I digress...I make it do wut it do and Grey's wins out every time. As does Ugly Betty...which is where I am going to begin....note this is not a re-cap. I don't have time for all that.
As for Grey's...disappointed isn't the word that I would use here...more like, I'm okay with this episode but the rest of the season better be a billion times better. First of all, I hate Izzie. I am so done with her. She is so boring and I am PISSED that she won an Emmy when dammit to hell that should have been Yang. I LOVE YANG! First of all, I refer to people as 1 and 2. When she did that, I knew we were kindred spirits. Can I just say that Sandra Oh is amazing...her body of work just speaks for itself but she makes Yang do wut it do like nobody else could. Right now she is Grey's. I love me some Bailey too....I was mad at the Chief too but when he told her why he didn't give her the chief resident job...it all made sense. And I love that all the residents think of her has their leader....and I don't feel bad for Callie either. Nobody told her to marry silly ass George and take a job she knew she couldn't do.
And speaking of George....didn't I mention I hate Izzie? And the writers hate her too because they basically sumed her up. She's a loser and that is why she spent her time saving a deer instead of a human. She's useless. Her interns were looking at her just like I was. Just WTFluckery? And George...I used to love George but I can't stand him now. I hate his hair and he is just annoying. And George and Izzie make the most random silly couple. Cuz you know, now that he has admitted that he loves her too it will be all about how they can be together and not have Callie torture them blah blah...
I don't have an opinion about Lexi yet....she is still just there right now. As for Meredith and Derek....I didn't care. I need for the writers to fix that. Get it together people.
The last thing I'm going to say is I like Big Shots. I wish Nia Long had more screen time and a more interesting character but I feel like that will come to fruition sooner than I think. This is basically just Desperate House Husbands...but it is entertaining and has good character and good plot development thus far. Also, Dylan McDermott is just hot to def. Yum.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Not that B...how dare you?! I'm talking about B. Scooooootttt! I don't think I've ever talked about B. Scott on the blog before but my girl Elle (ya'll know that fab chic) put me on and I've been hooked ever since. B. Scoooooottt is so pretty ya'll...he's fierce! Most of you bitches couldn't hold a candle to the one curl he got coming down over his left brow. Not to mention his lip gloss STAYS poppin. In any case, today I watched one of his infamous videos where he got real personal and a lil serious for a moment. He shared with all of us..."Love Muffins" is wut he calls us...his loyal visitors some of the issues and problems he still faces being a gay man. The biggest issue being that his brother has basically disowned him because of the lifestyle he chooses to live. His silly ass brother is missing out. I mean, could you imagine having B. Scott as your sibling, or cousin, or even as just a friend. The fun times and entertainment, at least to me, seems as though it would be endless. I can only imagine the pain he must carry knowing that someone who he loves, his own brother, won't speak to him because of something that he just is. I just don't understand why people don't understand....
So I'm going to say something good about Yonce today....she added her vocals to one of my favorite Justin Timberlake (aka My Something New) songs...Until the End of Time....and I like it. It is supposed to be a remix but it isn't....just her layin it down like she does as per usual. I would have much preferred if they switched it up a lil bit and actually remixed the song but hey....her voice goes well with JTs. I'm not mad at this....What do you think? To listen click, That B and JT.
So Jenny Lo has denied the pregnancy rumors....and the way she's looking on this cover of Arena Magazine, I guess we have no choice but to believe her. HOT. Maybe even Sizzlin....dammit, this shoot is Muy fluffin Caliente!
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
So my original source was incorrect. Turns out Jelly Belly was at the fragrance launch last night and that she and Jonetta were at least smiling pretty for the cameras. They also announced that they are expecting a boy and Jonetta says she is very excited about being a grandmother. For more on the story click The Spawn of Dumbsher and Jelly.
When you talk out of your ass you lose your dick:
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Um, I don't know bout ya'll but I will SO be watching the Irv Gotti Project soon to premiere on VH1. I will be all up in that....Irv doesn't seem like he's acting and I know his wife isn't...and you know he just told Wendy Williams that him and Asshanti was fuckin and he tells this lady that his wife was special but not special enough for him to stop fuckin. Clearly. Anyway, watch the trailer and see for yourself.
Alicia Keys' video for her most fabulous single, No One, is hot! The bulk of the video is just her and her piano (as usual) but there is just something so feminine, so sexy, so beautiful about her right now....I love it. That's all.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
I really don't want to. I honestly do not want to spread this ignorant ass dumb bitch's opinions but I figured that part of my 'responsibility' as a blogger and communicator is to show people/events etc. as they really are along with my stank ass opinion and then let others be their own judge.....in this particular case, this shit is so fuckin dumb and this bitch is such a honkey donkey that I REALLY didn't want to post this. But I have to because this is just another example of the reasons why I want to bash the heads in of most people in this fucked up place we call "the world"....which by the way, Sherri Shepard, is really triangular in shape.
What do you say to this? Can I just mention how this bitch can't spell, and she's a model and she referred to Alek Wek as Alex (which I doubt was a typo) AND did she dare say she dated a guy named Justin in junior high school who of course had the darkest skin and that means she couldn't possibly be racist. WOW. How come black people have their own network?!!! Why can't black people have their own network? How many black people or OTHERS do you see on all the white owned networks (which is every other damn network on television with the exception of Univision and Tv One)? How dare this bitch? I can't and won't dare defend black people or why we have what we have or ask why we still don't have half the shit we should and why we are still discriminated against and used as tokens. I'm actually going to let it go....this silly whore knows not what she says or does. And if she does...well bitch, I'll see you in hell.
P.S....if you want to see what this donkey looks like you will have to look her up because I'll be damned if I take the extra time to put her bitch ass face on my shit.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Again, I wasn't gonna say nothing cuz I talk a little too much about Yonce but I've been seeing this ad everywhere and the more I see it, the more it pisses me off. First of all, JUST WHY? Why can't House of DooDoo perfect the bullshit clothing lines they already have instead of just spreading the fug? But more importantly, WHY do they have that beautiful black baby surrounded by all those fugly ass white doll babies? WTF is Yonce and her Mama really tryna say here? I mean Yonce done already said she wished she was born Latina...but really, one lil black baby doll and the rest of them all white? Seriously? Fuck you too B. (and again read: BITCH!)
Thursday, September 20, 2007
So um, Jawn Murray a columnist for AOL Black Voices decided to write an open letter to our girl Yonce....he said it way nicer than I ever could. So instead of agreeing and adding my stank ass 89 cents, I've decided to just post Jawn's letter and let's just pray she gets it. Put it in a seat B! (read: Bitch!)
Let me first commend you on your newest philanthropic endeavor, The Knowles-Rowland Temenos Apartments to help those needing assistance after natural and personal disasters. I'm sure the 43-unit; single-room occupancy housing for men and women will be a blessing to those in the Houston area.I'm actually writing this letter out of genuine concern and I hope you receive it in the spirit that it is intended. At 26-years-old, you have accomplished things that your peers could only dream of. Both as a member of Destiny's Child and as a solo star, you have won Grammys and sold millions of records. Your strong brand has helped you to transition into Hollywood ('Dreamgirls,' 'The Pink Panther,' 'Austin Powers in Goldmember'), sell fragrances and beauty brands (Tommy Hilfiger, Emporio Armani, L'Oreal), appear in commercial campaigns (Pepsi, McDonalds) as well as launch your a clothing line with your mom, Tina Knowles (House of Dereon). Those are all significant feats!But I recently became concerned when I heard that you intend to go back into the studio come November and plan to release a new album next summer. That's really disturbing to me.
If you take the time look those artists and musicians who are master's of their craft, you will see that most of them take a few years off between projects to (1) rejuvenate and find inspiration for their next endeavor and (2) not over-saturate the marketplace. You are without a doubt teetering on the brink of over-saturation and I wanted to 'Ring the Alarm' before you become an industry 'Bug-A-Boo!'As an entertainment professional who respects your hustle, I tip my hat to your gifts and salute your accomplishments. I know its not just 'Me, Myself and I' who feels that if I see you on another magazine cover or hear you give another blah acceptance speech at an award show anytime soon, I'll 'Lose My Breath' and be full of 'Resentment.'
I can use Mariah Carey as example of an artist who waited too long to take a break and nearly ruined her career. Better is Alicia Keys, who brilliantly takes at least three years off in between CD releases and typically reinvents herself every time. It's clear that every great artist needs down time for longevity. (See also: Madonna, Tina Turner, Maxwell, Dr. Dre, Diana Ross, Outkast, Sade, etc.) I believe that an extended vacation is necessary for an artist, just even if to 'Upgrade U!'In addition to giving the industry and the all-important consumer a break, I genuinely believe you did a disservice to your Destiny's Child group member Kelly Rowland, by re-releasing that deluxe edition of 'B'Day' just months before she was set to unveil her sophomore solo effort. How could anyone really expect her to get her career 'Jumpin Jumpin' with you still monopolizing the marketplace?I know you are an 'Independent Woman' who may not want to take direction from this man you've only met in passing, but I really hope that you will take a couple of years off and consider not releasing your next CD until at least the fall of 2009 (and that's still pushing it). Make no mistake: I recognize that you're the premiere vocalist of this generation and a spectacular international brand. But I think the consumers are going to begin telling you, 'No, No, No,' and ultimately leave you 'Speechless' if you don't retreat for a while!
Amen Jawn and Hallelu-yer!!!!!
P.S., I guess now I understand why Yonce's lace front is always blonde.....ew.
So I have been trying to ignore as much as I can that relates to the upcoming I Love New York 2 on VH1. But I just saw this audition tape for Midget Mac, one of the men that New York will be choosing from and it is hilarious! He says I'm Midget Mother Fuckin Mac and he tells New York that she is going to forget about all those super tall mother fuckas cause once you go Mac you never go back. And then he says you said you want a man with muscles....let me show you something....and for real tho, why is dude's lil body bangin! I would rather deal with his midget ass than Flavor Flav's crack head, lime scale around the mouth, just nasty, beyond fugly ass. I SO hope New York let's him hit that....I mean his face is already where it needs to be. Make it Do What It Do Midget Mac!
Eartha Kitt is 96 and 1/3 years old and is still on fire! Her body is still banging and who you know her age can pull off tight velvet and is still wearing slits up to the kitty? Only Ms. Kitt. Simply Fierce!
I must be getting old or something but ANTM just isn't doing it for me anymore....seriously, I was more interested in watching Kid Nation (which from what I saw is really good! Those kids are smart and interesting and funny. I like Mike and Taylor but I digress) than ANTM but I cannot NOT watch the show and chose to be bored. I guess it was a nice change that Tyra had the semi-finalist on a cruise ship and she got her time to sing (which we all know is her real dream) in her Vegas tranny/lounge singer get-up but um, it was pretty much the same as per usual. There is the girl with the mild version of autism who has the hump in her back....she is the version of the blind bitch Amanda or the he-man looking one who got the syphilis or whatever she had on her face and skin and she had to hold the doll baby instead of those big ass kids in the got milk photo shoot. Point is, Tyra always gotta pick a handicap. Then there is the "Eva" but this time her name is Ebony and she really isn't mean but her mother was "like a crack-head" and her grandmother saved her life and her boyfriend was mean to her. So that is why she is mean to the world. Sarah, the plus size model who really isn't plus sized but regular sized. Then there is everyone else who with a make-over is either going to be fierce or go home real soon...for some reason I'm just not excited but I have to watch. Weird huh?
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Rihanna is the youngin in my delectable group of delicious girlfriends. All of my other girlfriends are grown ass fabulous women. So when me and Rih Rih do what we do, we can eat skittles and play and do what the hot grown/little girls do. I've also decided that I want her to just model. She does it so well. The odd thing is that when I look at her I don't say OMG she's beautiful or she's gorgeous which could be why it took me so long to see why she needs to be in my harem....but she is...interesting huh? In any case, my girl is on the cover of FASHION Magazine and in the pages makin it do what it do....as per usual.
As I knew he would, Kanye has beat Some Change in the Hip Hop Soap Opera that was "All My Panties in A Bunch"....after both of them threw all types of temper tantrums for one reason or another, ultimately, the best won. And I for one am pleased. Honestly, other than Big, Nas, Jay, and Common, I cannot listen to rap music. If I do listen, it is in my car or while I'm droppin it at the club and I'm not even really listening just leanin' wit it/rockin wit it to the beat. Kanye is one rapper, I must say that A., you can understand what he is saying both lyrically and vocally and 2., he simply makes great music. So why is this the first time I've given Kanye my money....well for one, I bought into the hype. I wanted Kanye to beat Some Change and so I made it my business to help the cause. B., while I have appreciated Kanye's previous musical offerings, this is the first time that I have been like wow, I am really feelin this song right now....three singles in a row at that. Not to mention, the whole CD is off the hook. Each song has something to say and it just all makes sense....over some ree-dicuslously banging beats. And for real, rap or R&B, Graduation is one of the best CDs I've heard in a long time....and its about time. So thank you Kanye and Congrats.
PS...Ye was on Wendy Williams yesterday and he is Hi-larious. Wendy kept asking about his skinny jeans and if he was how you doin...he says he isn't and I believe him....I think.
Another Congrats has to go to Dick...that would be Dick from Big Brother 8. He proved that being an evil, mean, can't speak one sentence without cussin, horrible jackass can win you $500K. Ummmm, where the fuck is my $500K?! I cuss people out on a regula all day er'e day. But if I took my ass on Big Brother I would be kicked out immediately because not only would I cuss a bitch out, but I would swift kick her ass in her left jaw then beat that bitch bare knuckles until Big Brother came and got me. So ummmm, yeah, guess I'll have to get my $500K+ another way.
Do we care that O.J. Simpson prolly didn't do it this time and now he is prolly going to jail for the rest of his life because of what he really did do. Bitches ya'll know he killed Ron and Nicole and we all clapped when he got off just cuz every other black person in America was clapping and because white people killed us off hundreds of thousands at a time for 300+ years so one or two of ya'll at the hands of a black man was all to the good. But since he couldn't just keep a low profile and keep his silly ass home and act like he got some sense, he is now going to be tried and hog tied for some shit that seems to me was somewhat of a set-up and O.J. just got a lil bit outta control....ah well, Karma is indeed a bitch O.J. and if the courts don't execute your ass, the police and the booty snatchers in the jail will. Oh wellz!
Lastly, here are some pics from a few folk at the Kingdom premiere. I love me some Will and Jada. They are just the cutest!! Both of them look like you just want to smack them up, flip em' then wipe them down. Scrumptious.
And Serena was looking all feminine and lady-like and stuff. Me likey. And I think Garcelle looks like she can't breathe but she is fabulous and workin it big belly and all! And for her to be having twins and in her last trimester, she looks amazing. I love it. And I had to put a pic of Jamie in there cuz, well, its his movie.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Bitches prepare yourself for some serious music in November....and maybe even a serious battle. Mkay so we already know that AK (Alicia Keys) is dropping the most anticipated As I Am on November 13th BUT now word has it that Mary J. Blige and Mariah Carey are droppin albums on the same day! Mary's album is tentatively titled Growing Pains while Mariah's album doesn't have a title but both are supposed to be released on November 20th! For those of you traveling for the holidays....music: check. And for those of you not traveling because you have no friends or family and no place to go....music: check.
I for one would really like to know if this R&B battle of Mary and Mariah is really goin down. They are trying to build this up as a R&B Kanye vs. Some Change type thing, but this would be so much bigger than that. Both of these women are known for makin serious bangers and serious classics. Mariah however has had number one album after number one album where as Mary just reached her number one album/grammy status with her last album. They are both also known for flops too....Glitter anyone? Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
In this dancery....right. But these were mere mistakes, mishaps, accidental whatevers. They both redeemed themselves amazingly and I for one, just cannot wait to hear the new music and to see who comes out on top. Exciting! Who do you think is gonna win this battle? And wait, shouldn't we have a heard a new single from one of them or both of them by now?
In the mean time, we can just keep loving AK. And isn't her album cover gorgeous?! She has stepped her game up remarkably. I love it!!!