Sunday, September 30, 2007

Kanye West Does SNL

I don't know when in da hell Kanye became one of my most favorite people....but right now, he is ranking rather high on my list. I'm sure most of you bitches were out gallivantin and doin shit you shouldna been on Saturday night, but I was home drinking warm milk and cookies in my PJs wit da foots on dem (it got chilly) and watching Saturday Night Live. LeBron James was the host....yeah um, not so much LeBron. Keep it on the courts boo. Just cuz he did an ok job hosting the ESPYs doesn't mean he needs to be on SNL....I mean, dude was strait staring at the teleprompter reading his lines in the most unfunny manner....I didn't catch all of his skits cuz deciding wich kind of ice cream I wanted to go with my cookies became more important. But then Kanye came on....and I love him. I loved the lil scarf he was wearin during his performance that didn't move out of place once. I also LOVED the fact that he messed up his rhyme during the everything I'm not made me everything I am song....and he just started freestylin. HOT. The funniest was also when they spoofed him being on 106 and Park and the temper tantrums he throws after not winning. Funny, Ye....extremely funny.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Strait From Rikers...

How is Inga gettin more work done in jail then she ever did while gettin her ass beat on mean streets? This is the cover for Foxy's new is the as per usual wit Stanky Brown but I'm not mad at will do.


Did I break up with Rih Rih too soon? Well ya'll saw Grey's....a break-up is never really a break-up. Ella, Ella, Eh, Eh, Eh.

Friday, September 28, 2007

TV Thursdays...

Okay bitches, dayum! I love you and er'e thing and trust that I love that you give two shits what I think but boo-boos, I have a life too...TV is a LARGE part of it, but I be havin shit to do okay...I told you I got you. And here it is. So just what did I think of TV last night...Grey's specifically? Well first of all let me just tell you that it pains me that The Office and Grey's Anatomy come on at the same literally hurts my heart...and yeah I know, Tivo blah blah...I like to watch my shows in real time thank you and thanks to Comcast, a bitch don't have Tivo and I gotta go upstairs to watch my shit...and its just sad. But I digress...I make it do wut it do and Grey's wins out every time. As does Ugly Betty...which is where I am going to begin....note this is not a re-cap. I don't have time for all that.

This season started off fabulously! Love it, love it, love it! Mark and Wilhelmina but of course, are my favorites...with a lil side of Justin (who looks like he grew about a foot in a half over the summer). I think it is soooo funny that a 11 year old is interning at Mode magazine...who does that? But fashion insight and knowledge is rare and I'm guessing if you were 5 and you could quote Coco Chanel to Wil-eee, then clearly the only reasonable thing to do is add you to the staff. I think the writers knew that everyone loves Justin and they had to come up with a way to make sure he was around more....well done. I like it.

Wil-eee is just too much and I'm loving her hair. Her press conference with the eye flutter...she's da business. That is just the bottom line. It was funny when Claire knocked her block off tho...she really punched the shit out of her! I love the 'relationship' the writers have going with them...both Claire and Wil-eee are bout it.

My favorite of course was Mark going with Amanda to her house and then telling her parents about Faye Summers being her real mother and then after all the drama leaving and telling them what a lovely home they have. Then of course going to snip ear hair from Bradford talkin bout never send a girl to do a woman's job.....and then of course him getting beat up for Wil-eee wearing a nun costume. Love him.

I also have to say that I am so sad Santos is dead for real....they really tricked me having me think that he was just wounded. Santos is hot...those lips. Ayi Papi. Oh Hilda.

Ummmm, I didn't really care about Betty or Daniel or Alexis...all tho it is going to be interesting now that Alexis thinks she is Alex again. Oh and did you see next week that Rick Fox is gonna be on....looks like he is the muscle that Wil-eee hired for her protection purposes.

Two snaps, a prada bag, lose the belt, and an applicay of shimmery berry lustreglass to Ugly Betty.

As for Grey's...disappointed isn't the word that I would use here...more like, I'm okay with this episode but the rest of the season better be a billion times better. First of all, I hate Izzie. I am so done with her. She is so boring and I am PISSED that she won an Emmy when dammit to hell that should have been Yang. I LOVE YANG! First of all, I refer to people as 1 and 2. When she did that, I knew we were kindred spirits. Can I just say that Sandra Oh is amazing...her body of work just speaks for itself but she makes Yang do wut it do like nobody else could. Right now she is Grey's. I love me some Bailey too....I was mad at the Chief too but when he told her why he didn't give her the chief resident all made sense. And I love that all the residents think of her has their leader....and I don't feel bad for Callie either. Nobody told her to marry silly ass George and take a job she knew she couldn't do.

And speaking of George....didn't I mention I hate Izzie? And the writers hate her too because they basically sumed her up. She's a loser and that is why she spent her time saving a deer instead of a human. She's useless. Her interns were looking at her just like I was. Just WTFluckery? And George...I used to love George but I can't stand him now. I hate his hair and he is just annoying. And George and Izzie make the most random silly couple. Cuz you know, now that he has admitted that he loves her too it will be all about how they can be together and not have Callie torture them blah blah...

I don't have an opinion about Lexi yet....she is still just there right now. As for Meredith and Derek....I didn't care. I need for the writers to fix that. Get it together people.

The last thing I'm going to say is I like Big Shots. I wish Nia Long had more screen time and a more interesting character but I feel like that will come to fruition sooner than I think. This is basically just Desperate House Husbands...but it is entertaining and has good character and good plot development thus far. Also, Dylan McDermott is just hot to def. Yum.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

I Love You B...

Not that dare you?! I'm talking about B. Scooooootttt! I don't think I've ever talked about B. Scott on the blog before but my girl Elle (ya'll know that fab chic) put me on and I've been hooked ever since. B. Scoooooottt is so pretty ya'll...he's fierce! Most of you bitches couldn't hold a candle to the one curl he got coming down over his left brow. Not to mention his lip gloss STAYS poppin. In any case, today I watched one of his infamous videos where he got real personal and a lil serious for a moment. He shared with all of us..."Love Muffins" is wut he calls us...his loyal visitors some of the issues and problems he still faces being a gay man. The biggest issue being that his brother has basically disowned him because of the lifestyle he chooses to live. His silly ass brother is missing out. I mean, could you imagine having B. Scott as your sibling, or cousin, or even as just a friend. The fun times and entertainment, at least to me, seems as though it would be endless. I can only imagine the pain he must carry knowing that someone who he loves, his own brother, won't speak to him because of something that he just is. I just don't understand why people don't understand....

Anyway, B. Scott, you moved me today. So I wanted to share your story. You are adored by many. Double Kisses to you Love Muffin. Now let's go get dickmatized!!

Look At My Women Out and About

So um, my girlfriend Jessica was spotted out on a romantical date with J. Holiday in NYC and Jessica was letting J. Holiday feed her and touch her face and stuff....see me and my women have open relationships so this is all fine and dandy...but I really wish she would stop dealing with these tiny little boys. I mean, do you see her?! She is ree-fluffin-diculously gorgeous. She can do way better than J. In My Bed Holiday...come on now Jess. I'll see you tonight....And don't forget to wear that little Victoria Secret thing that I like....

Now as for my newly minted boo, Rihanna....yeah I've decided that while she's fierce, fly and fabulous....I think I was high on skittles (the sour mixed with tropical ones no less) when I invited her into my harem. She isn't ready for me and I am definitely not ready for her to be walking the runway with her brand new tigobitties spread apart and propped in a fugly purple dress. And damn DSquared for making her wear that ish. So I feel like Rih has some growin to do, plus Eva was a lil jealous....and it was hard just keepin up with Jess and Liya. But you know I love you Rih...keep makin it do wut it do sexy. Ella, Ella, Eh Eh.

Take A Listen...

So I'm going to say something good about Yonce today....she added her vocals to one of my favorite Justin Timberlake (aka My Something New) songs...Until the End of Time....and I like it. It is supposed to be a remix but it isn't....just her layin it down like she does as per usual. I would have much preferred if they switched it up a lil bit and actually remixed the song but hey....her voice goes well with JTs. I'm not mad at this....What do you think? To listen click, That B and JT.

Just Too Much Arroz Con Pollo

So Jenny Lo has denied the pregnancy rumors....and the way she's looking on this cover of Arena Magazine, I guess we have no choice but to believe her. HOT. Maybe even Sizzlin....dammit, this shoot is Muy fluffin Caliente!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Dumbsher Update

So my original source was incorrect. Turns out Jelly Belly was at the fragrance launch last night and that she and Jonetta were at least smiling pretty for the cameras. They also announced that they are expecting a boy and Jonetta says she is very excited about being a grandmother. For more on the story click The Spawn of Dumbsher and Jelly.

Watch Ya Mouf!

When you talk out of your ass you lose your dick:

Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.

Random Ish....

One would think with Mr. Zs money stacks he would hit up his teeth situation...I mean would a bleaching hurt? I also believe 6 months with Invisalign would most certainly hit that most severe crooked front tooth/overlap.

I simply love that J-Hud is playing Carrie's assistant and we have our first glimpse of her on a shoot down by Astor Place....I can't say I understand how those boots go with that outfit but watevs....make it do wut it do Hudson!

Did ya'll hear that these fools (Diddy) named themselves Making the Band 4?! Like that is the name of the group. I hope I've read incorrect information but if I haven't, WTFluckery? It is like these groups just ask to not succeed. Yo son, I'm on my way to cop Making the Band 4's album! Just why?!

Lastly, Jonetta, Dumbsher's mother came out to support him for the launch of his fragrance....funny enough, Jelly Belly was not at the event....I can't believe Dumbsher put that donkey before his mother. I'm just happy that they (mother and son) are still trying to maintain some semblance of a relationship....Jonetta most certainly will be there to say I told you so and pick up the pieces.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

MiMi Is A Grown Woman!

OMG, our most fave 39 year old who dresses like and wishes she was 13, just told Diddy he could put that where?

Sean said this: I send out a challenge…I challenge all of my female counterparts that have fragrances…that my fragrance is better than theirs. I’m a man and I know how women should smell!”

Mimi said this: I heard about this competition, and I wish Puff all the best with his new fragrance, but I think we're actually appealing to different types of women. M by Mariah Carey is about being unforgettable, not unforgivable. It’s not about a ménage à trois or a one night stand, it’s for the woman who wants the man to fall in love with her immediately, stay in love, and treat her like royalty.”

Speak it on then! Oh and I've also heard that Mimi has decided to change the release date of her album because she doesn't want to have a war with Mary. Not that either lady was worried...I think Mimi just doesn't have time or the need to sell an album based on a challenge of two beyond talented and fabulous women.

I still don't want to smell like nobody's damn marshmallows tho Mimi, so you can keep that.

Irv Gotti Has Me Hooked

Um, I don't know bout ya'll but I will SO be watching the Irv Gotti Project soon to premiere on VH1. I will be all up in that....Irv doesn't seem like he's acting and I know his wife isn't...and you know he just told Wendy Williams that him and Asshanti was fuckin and he tells this lady that his wife was special but not special enough for him to stop fuckin. Clearly. Anyway, watch the trailer and see for yourself.

Just For Giggles....

Um....this shit should be a crime with a sentence of eternal damnation. How DARE Britney walk about town with a raccoon/squirrel's nest weave that is excessively to' up from the flo' up like it is ok?! My goodness, lord take her higher....I don't know if I can feel sorry for her anymore. She knows she needs help. Everyone around her knows she needs help. Her mental situation is no longer funny...altho I can't help but giggle at her hair....but for real, she needs an intervention stat!

Loves It!

Alicia Keys' video for her most fabulous single, No One, is hot! The bulk of the video is just her and her piano (as usual) but there is just something so feminine, so sexy, so beautiful about her right now....I love it. That's all.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Addressing Ignorance

I really don't want to. I honestly do not want to spread this ignorant ass dumb bitch's opinions but I figured that part of my 'responsibility' as a blogger and communicator is to show people/events etc. as they really are along with my stank ass opinion and then let others be their own this particular case, this shit is so fuckin dumb and this bitch is such a honkey donkey that I REALLY didn't want to post this. But I have to because this is just another example of the reasons why I want to bash the heads in of most people in this fucked up place we call "the world"....which by the way, Sherri Shepard, is really triangular in shape.

So what the hell am I talking about? I'm talking ANTM first season winner Adrienne Curry, a Z-lister that no one gives a fuck about and is clearly trying to cause controversy to get some attention. (Don't know if you notice but if you watch current ANTM, when they go back through photos of all the winners, they never show her...maybe Tyra knew something about her that we didn't or at least we know now). She chose to post her opinion on her myspace page saying that she is boycotting BET and Black History month.....and her reasoning is the most bullshit, dumb ass, idiotic shit I've ever heard. Below is your exposure to the thoughts of this dip shit silly bitch.

This is gonna be hard guys. I LOVE the comedians on BET. I also LOVE the fact that they play my favorite show of all time, In Living Color. However, I do not believe in seperating ANY RACE in America. WE ARE AMERICANS! How dare we have Black History Month! In my eyes, the Native Americans deserve it MUCH more, seeing how we destroyed their ENTIRE SOCIETY. There are hardly any of them left! They also have been proven to have the WORST living conditions on their reservations. I want AN AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH. One where we learn about EVERY race, ALL OF OUR LEADERS, EVERYONE! I think by having a month dedicated to one race, and not one for any other, is RACIST. Every fund set up to only help people of one race is SICK and RACIST.

Yes, I get it. Black people were slaves here once. You know what? That does suck some major balls, however, it is time to move the fuck on. Do we hear the Jews crying that they were made slaves for thousands of years? Do we hear them whine that they should OWN the pyramids in Egypt because THEY broke their backs making them? Do we hear them bitch and moan about Hitler, etc? (my hubby is a Jew)Nope, we dont. It’s time for us to UNITE AS ONE. I do not think that singling out one race, giving one race opportunities to go to college (I know a TON of poor white.asian, indian, american indian, etc etc that could use that too!), giving one race the EXCUSE to blame things on others for being whatever nationality they are, is a good way at making sure we NEVER kill racism.

I am over this shit. WE ALL CAME FROM ONE BLACK WOMAN FROM AFRICA, THAT is our EVE! It has been proven by science, and I stand by it. If any other race had a chanel dedicated to just them, we would think it was racist. If any other race demanded a month be set aside for ONLY them, they would be considered racist. I am NOT living by this double standard any longer.

Think I am racist? I am not. I know what racism is. I dated a guy named “Justin” in Junior high. Nothing serious, but I really liked him. He was the blackest of black…BEAUTIFUL skin, kinda like Alex Wek’s. He was handsome, and athletic, etc. I was called a nigger lover. But you know what? I was called that by a whole 2 people out of a school with HUNDREDS of students. THAT is why I am NOT buying this racist shit anymore. Let us teach or children that there is NO DIFFERENCE! We are all human. I hope one day aliens land and try to kill us. Maybe THEN we would finally realize that WE are ONE.

So, I will no longer tune into BET. This is going to suck, but I do NOT like the idea of having a chanel for only 1 race. In the year 2007 in a country that is supposed to be the most advanced and equal. This is unexceptable! I will also no longer acknowledge Black History Month. Instead, I will see it the way that Morgan Freeman does (I have the quote at the bottom of my last blog on Obama/jesseJackson, and OJ). AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH! I will read/watch/and learn about ALL the people who made a difference in this country.

I am asking you ALL to join me. Black, White, Indian, Asian, Russian, Australian, etc etc…..lets be AMERICANS together! What happened to the African American community was AMERICAN HISTORY, not BLACK HISTORY. If you want to celebrate in a way that excludes others and singles one race out, count me the FUCK out! I am soooo proud to be an American. I am SO proud that I have friends of every race, and none of us see each other as anything but what we are..people. Lets change Black History Month to 2 months of AMERICAN HISTORY. We will still learn about all the black leaders and people who made a difference….just not with the racist name of “Black History Month”. It has to start somewhere. I am going to do my part in making sure we are all treated EQUAL in a country that CLAIMS we are. NO MORE SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR ANYONE WITH ANYTHING!

It will never happen. At least, that is what many of you will say…FINE! My number one priority here is being able to die and know that I stood up for what I believed in, and that I did not add to the SEPERATION OF AMERICANS!! I love my country, I love the people in it. I love our history, good and bad. We should LEARN from it,not dwell in it and not move forward. That’s why I am done with this shit. You are all my brothers and sisters…..even if I think you suck ; ) As Bono said, “One life, with each other..sisters…brothers!” now, have fun burning me at the stake ; )

What do you say to this? Can I just mention how this bitch can't spell, and she's a model and she referred to Alek Wek as Alex (which I doubt was a typo) AND did she dare say she dated a guy named Justin in junior high school who of course had the darkest skin and that means she couldn't possibly be racist. WOW. How come black people have their own network?!!! Why can't black people have their own network? How many black people or OTHERS do you see on all the white owned networks (which is every other damn network on television with the exception of Univision and Tv One)? How dare this bitch? I can't and won't dare defend black people or why we have what we have or ask why we still don't have half the shit we should and why we are still discriminated against and used as tokens. I'm actually going to let it go....this silly whore knows not what she says or does. And if she does...well bitch, I'll see you in hell.

P.S....if you want to see what this donkey looks like you will have to look her up because I'll be damned if I take the extra time to put her bitch ass face on my shit.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Are You Insulted?

Again, I wasn't gonna say nothing cuz I talk a little too much about Yonce but I've been seeing this ad everywhere and the more I see it, the more it pisses me off. First of all, JUST WHY? Why can't House of DooDoo perfect the bullshit clothing lines they already have instead of just spreading the fug? But more importantly, WHY do they have that beautiful black baby surrounded by all those fugly ass white doll babies? WTF is Yonce and her Mama really tryna say here? I mean Yonce done already said she wished she was born Latina...but really, one lil black baby doll and the rest of them all white? Seriously? Fuck you too B. (and again read: BITCH!)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Jawn Speaks Da Truf!

So um, Jawn Murray a columnist for AOL Black Voices decided to write an open letter to our girl Yonce....he said it way nicer than I ever could. So instead of agreeing and adding my stank ass 89 cents, I've decided to just post Jawn's letter and let's just pray she gets it. Put it in a seat B! (read: Bitch!)

Dear Beyonce,

Let me first commend you on your newest philanthropic endeavor, The Knowles-Rowland Temenos Apartments to help those needing assistance after natural and personal disasters. I'm sure the 43-unit; single-room occupancy housing for men and women will be a blessing to those in the Houston area.I'm actually writing this letter out of genuine concern and I hope you receive it in the spirit that it is intended. At 26-years-old, you have accomplished things that your peers could only dream of. Both as a member of Destiny's Child and as a solo star, you have won Grammys and sold millions of records. Your strong brand has helped you to transition into Hollywood ('Dreamgirls,' 'The Pink Panther,' 'Austin Powers in Goldmember'), sell fragrances and beauty brands (Tommy Hilfiger, Emporio Armani, L'Oreal), appear in commercial campaigns (Pepsi, McDonalds) as well as launch your a clothing line with your mom, Tina Knowles (House of Dereon). Those are all significant feats!But I recently became concerned when I heard that you intend to go back into the studio come November and plan to release a new album next summer. That's really disturbing to me.

If you take the time look those artists and musicians who are master's of their craft, you will see that most of them take a few years off between projects to (1) rejuvenate and find inspiration for their next endeavor and (2) not over-saturate the marketplace. You are without a doubt teetering on the brink of over-saturation and I wanted to 'Ring the Alarm' before you become an industry 'Bug-A-Boo!'As an entertainment professional who respects your hustle, I tip my hat to your gifts and salute your accomplishments. I know its not just 'Me, Myself and I' who feels that if I see you on another magazine cover or hear you give another blah acceptance speech at an award show anytime soon, I'll 'Lose My Breath' and be full of 'Resentment.'

I can use Mariah Carey as example of an artist who waited too long to take a break and nearly ruined her career. Better is Alicia Keys, who brilliantly takes at least three years off in between CD releases and typically reinvents herself every time. It's clear that every great artist needs down time for longevity. (See also: Madonna, Tina Turner, Maxwell, Dr. Dre, Diana Ross, Outkast, Sade, etc.) I believe that an extended vacation is necessary for an artist, just even if to 'Upgrade U!'In addition to giving the industry and the all-important consumer a break, I genuinely believe you did a disservice to your Destiny's Child group member Kelly Rowland, by re-releasing that deluxe edition of 'B'Day' just months before she was set to unveil her sophomore solo effort. How could anyone really expect her to get her career 'Jumpin Jumpin' with you still monopolizing the marketplace?I know you are an 'Independent Woman' who may not want to take direction from this man you've only met in passing, but I really hope that you will take a couple of years off and consider not releasing your next CD until at least the fall of 2009 (and that's still pushing it). Make no mistake: I recognize that you're the premiere vocalist of this generation and a spectacular international brand. But I think the consumers are going to begin telling you, 'No, No, No,' and ultimately leave you 'Speechless' if you don't retreat for a while!

Amen Jawn and Hallelu-yer!!!!!

P.S., I guess now I understand why Yonce's lace front is always blonde.....ew.

Midget Mac Attack!

So I have been trying to ignore as much as I can that relates to the upcoming I Love New York 2 on VH1. But I just saw this audition tape for Midget Mac, one of the men that New York will be choosing from and it is hilarious! He says I'm Midget Mother Fuckin Mac and he tells New York that she is going to forget about all those super tall mother fuckas cause once you go Mac you never go back. And then he says you said you want a man with muscles....let me show you something....and for real tho, why is dude's lil body bangin! I would rather deal with his midget ass than Flavor Flav's crack head, lime scale around the mouth, just nasty, beyond fugly ass. I SO hope New York let's him hit that....I mean his face is already where it needs to be. Make it Do What It Do Midget Mac!

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Age Ain't Nothin But A Number!

Eartha Kitt is 96 and 1/3 years old and is still on fire! Her body is still banging and who you know her age can pull off tight velvet and is still wearing slits up to the kitty? Only Ms. Kitt. Simply Fierce!

ANTM: Spontaniouse?

I must be getting old or something but ANTM just isn't doing it for me anymore....seriously, I was more interested in watching Kid Nation (which from what I saw is really good! Those kids are smart and interesting and funny. I like Mike and Taylor but I digress) than ANTM but I cannot NOT watch the show and chose to be bored. I guess it was a nice change that Tyra had the semi-finalist on a cruise ship and she got her time to sing (which we all know is her real dream) in her Vegas tranny/lounge singer get-up but um, it was pretty much the same as per usual. There is the girl with the mild version of autism who has the hump in her back....she is the version of the blind bitch Amanda or the he-man looking one who got the syphilis or whatever she had on her face and skin and she had to hold the doll baby instead of those big ass kids in the got milk photo shoot. Point is, Tyra always gotta pick a handicap. Then there is the "Eva" but this time her name is Ebony and she really isn't mean but her mother was "like a crack-head" and her grandmother saved her life and her boyfriend was mean to her. So that is why she is mean to the world. Sarah, the plus size model who really isn't plus sized but regular sized. Then there is everyone else who with a make-over is either going to be fierce or go home real soon...for some reason I'm just not excited but I have to watch. Weird huh?

Anyhoo....I think the one thing that peaked my interest the whole show was Spontaniouse. I kept thinking I was reading the name wrong but no, her mother actually thought she was being creative or different and possibly even cute by naming her chile Spontaniouse (or Spontaneous). And she looked like a Spontaniouse. I just don't understand people. But I won't even begin to try. I asked myself would I rather be named Spontaniouse or Neffeteria? How bout just call me X.

I also wanted to know why Tyra had to get on the table to demonstrate how the girl gives a bikini wax. Ummmmm, what was the point in that? I'm sure Tyra knows all the poses and leg lifts needed to wax and attack that cooter. Sigh...just anything for a rating.

Lastly, I'm currently looking forward to seeing how well Saleisha, Lisa, Chantal, Sarah and the autism girl do. I thought Marvita (the girl who was raped and is from Alaska) was better than Ambreal, and Ebony is pretty but I'll have to see her after tha makeover. Bianca reminds me of that girl from two seasons back who everyone said looked like Tyra and she was more of a pop 'n' locker than a model (I don't feel like looking her name up) but anyway, she looks like she could be cute after they get rid of that half dyed weave. In any case, I think I always feel very blah about the season during the first episode cuz we already know who makes it and blah blah blah....this season could be interesting. The black girls are already fighting as we see in the next espisode. And whether I want to or not, I'll be all up in it.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

It's Official....

Rihanna is the youngin in my delectable group of delicious girlfriends. All of my other girlfriends are grown ass fabulous women. So when me and Rih Rih do what we do, we can eat skittles and play and do what the hot grown/little girls do. I've also decided that I want her to just model. She does it so well. The odd thing is that when I look at her I don't say OMG she's beautiful or she's gorgeous which could be why it took me so long to see why she needs to be in my harem....but she is...interesting huh? In any case, my girl is on the cover of FASHION Magazine and in the pages makin it do what it per usual.

Random Ish...

As I knew he would, Kanye has beat Some Change in the Hip Hop Soap Opera that was "All My Panties in A Bunch"....after both of them threw all types of temper tantrums for one reason or another, ultimately, the best won. And I for one am pleased. Honestly, other than Big, Nas, Jay, and Common, I cannot listen to rap music. If I do listen, it is in my car or while I'm droppin it at the club and I'm not even really listening just leanin' wit it/rockin wit it to the beat. Kanye is one rapper, I must say that A., you can understand what he is saying both lyrically and vocally and 2., he simply makes great music. So why is this the first time I've given Kanye my money....well for one, I bought into the hype. I wanted Kanye to beat Some Change and so I made it my business to help the cause. B., while I have appreciated Kanye's previous musical offerings, this is the first time that I have been like wow, I am really feelin this song right now....three singles in a row at that. Not to mention, the whole CD is off the hook. Each song has something to say and it just all makes sense....over some ree-dicuslously banging beats. And for real, rap or R&B, Graduation is one of the best CDs I've heard in a long time....and its about time. So thank you Kanye and Congrats.

PS...Ye was on Wendy Williams yesterday and he is Hi-larious. Wendy kept asking about his skinny jeans and if he was how you doin...he says he isn't and I believe him....I think.

Another Congrats has to go to Dick...that would be Dick from Big Brother 8. He proved that being an evil, mean, can't speak one sentence without cussin, horrible jackass can win you $500K. Ummmm, where the fuck is my $500K?! I cuss people out on a regula all day er'e day. But if I took my ass on Big Brother I would be kicked out immediately because not only would I cuss a bitch out, but I would swift kick her ass in her left jaw then beat that bitch bare knuckles until Big Brother came and got me. So ummmm, yeah, guess I'll have to get my $500K+ another way.

Do we care that O.J. Simpson prolly didn't do it this time and now he is prolly going to jail for the rest of his life because of what he really did do. Bitches ya'll know he killed Ron and Nicole and we all clapped when he got off just cuz every other black person in America was clapping and because white people killed us off hundreds of thousands at a time for 300+ years so one or two of ya'll at the hands of a black man was all to the good. But since he couldn't just keep a low profile and keep his silly ass home and act like he got some sense, he is now going to be tried and hog tied for some shit that seems to me was somewhat of a set-up and O.J. just got a lil bit outta control....ah well, Karma is indeed a bitch O.J. and if the courts don't execute your ass, the police and the booty snatchers in the jail will. Oh wellz!

Lastly, here are some pics from a few folk at the Kingdom premiere. I love me some Will and Jada. They are just the cutest!! Both of them look like you just want to smack them up, flip em' then wipe them down. Scrumptious.

And Serena was looking all feminine and lady-like and stuff. Me likey. And I think Garcelle looks like she can't breathe but she is fabulous and workin it big belly and all! And for her to be having twins and in her last trimester, she looks amazing. I love it. And I had to put a pic of Jamie in there cuz, well, its his movie.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Why We Love Make-Up!

Mkay, now you know I can talk about AK all day and how gorgeous she is and how fabulous she is and how she has just turned into this beautiferous beauty....but um, AK boo boo...I know, tust me girl, I know that you don't want to be wearing make-up all the time but when you have acne trails coming from the sideburn down the chin you must hit that! I could have sworn you said you use Proactiv and it did wonders....ummm, if this is the result of Proactiv then good gravy Alicia!! I have no words. If the Proactiv is no longer working then maybe some simple Noxema or Sea Breeze may work for you. Let's get it together love. We don't want to see that. And I still love you.

Now, look how GOREGOUS she looks in these new promo pics! Photoshop and some Cover Girl foundation #45 makes it do what it do everytime! Fab!

Oh Neffe!

I don't know about you, but I am so pumped for the second season of Keyshia Cole's show on BET. BET got it right with both Keyshia and DMX's shows (for once) because seriously, I cannot tell that those shows aren't straight up reality. Like for real, they could not have told Neffe to act a fool in the crab shack. That was straight up all on her. When you watch those other shows the acting is horrible (and yes they aren't supposed to be acting) and the scripted nature of the scenes and set-ups annoy me.

In any case, in the second season of "The Way It Is" we pick up where we left off with Keyshia's mother in jail and her about to start work on her new album. But what we all really want to know is what happened to Neffe or Neffeteria (yes her mama named her Neffeteria) and why she was buggin. Neffe would straight up drink like whole bottles of Patron by herself and just be wylin the fluff out! Well, Neffe sat down with Jamie from Sister 2 Sister and told her story. Here is a clip that shouldn't be nearly as funny as it is:

Jamie: How did you meet your husband?

Neffe: At work. I was homeless with Brianna. I had just had her and I was living with my best friend, and I met this guy. And he called himself wanting to be with me, so I ended up moving in the house with him. Okay, after so many months I was giving his mom money, giving her food stamps, you know, to make sure that me and my kid were straight. And then I got this job at Media Copy and we were on this assembly line packing VHS tapes, sending them to different companies for wholesale. He was working on the same assembly line with me. So one day I came in to work and I didn't have the right shoes on; I had on flip-flops and they were getting ready to send me home. He said, "No, don't send her home." And we had been talking prior to that. "Take my keys and you go get your shoes and you come back. You can drive my car." And that was that. And then the [other] guy, his mom put me out because I didn't have no money to give her for bingo that night. And she put me out with my daughter. And he [my soon-to-be husband] put my clothes and my daughter's clothes in his trunk and took me to Sacramento. And we ended up being together and we got married.

It sounds like in season 2 we'll see Keyshia's mother out of jail and Neffe only drinking wine. For the whole interview, click Oh Neffe!

We'll Be Eating Turkey While Poppin and Lockin!!

Bitches prepare yourself for some serious music in November....and maybe even a serious battle. Mkay so we already know that AK (Alicia Keys) is dropping the most anticipated As I Am on November 13th BUT now word has it that Mary J. Blige and Mariah Carey are droppin albums on the same day! Mary's album is tentatively titled Growing Pains while Mariah's album doesn't have a title but both are supposed to be released on November 20th! For those of you traveling for the check. And for those of you not traveling because you have no friends or family and no place to check.

I for one would really like to know if this R&B battle of Mary and Mariah is really goin down. They are trying to build this up as a R&B Kanye vs. Some Change type thing, but this would be so much bigger than that. Both of these women are known for makin serious bangers and serious classics. Mariah however has had number one album after number one album where as Mary just reached her number one album/grammy status with her last album. They are both also known for flops too....Glitter anyone? Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
In this dancery....right. But these were mere mistakes, mishaps, accidental whatevers. They both redeemed themselves amazingly and I for one, just cannot wait to hear the new music and to see who comes out on top. Exciting! Who do you think is gonna win this battle? And wait, shouldn't we have a heard a new single from one of them or both of them by now?

In the mean time, we can just keep loving AK. And isn't her album cover gorgeous?! She has stepped her game up remarkably. I love it!!!

Monday, September 17, 2007

The Gist: Emmys 2007

Some of you prolly don't even care about the Emmys....but I'm a serious Televisionista and I take the Emmys seriously. This year, however, I was bored and Ryan Seacrest doesn't need to host another damn thing.

So let's per usual, the Emmy's honored the old people. Sally Fields (altho I'm not mad at that. I've been loving all my old white bitches....Sally, Meryl, Diane, and Shirley forever and whenever they get props for anything is most certainly always well deserved) But dammit to hell, Tony Bennet did not deserve all those damn Emmys. How dare they. He must be about to die or something because just hell no. Oh I was surprised TWICE...for one, I cannot believe 30 Rock won best comedy....was so expecting Ugly Betty to win. And yes people, 30 Rock deserved that shit....that show is fluffin HIGH-Lari-US! And 85% of it is all Alec Baldwin. But yes, 30 Rock and The Office are indeed the funniest shows not on cable. And my other surprise was Izzie winning an Emmy over both Yang and Bailey!!! Are you really kidding me right now? Just hell no. But watevs. Kanye's lil skit with Rain Wilson aka Dwight was kinda funny and I was happy James Spader won his Emmy because he is superb (yes bitches, I said superb) on Boston Legal. Well deserved. I guess now we can talk about some of the pretty people and what they wore.

I thought Vanessa was stunning....feathers and all. I also feel like V. Williams is about the only bitch that could pull this off. So don't none of you silly broads go looking for some feathers to glue and/or sew on a dress, shirt, lapel unless you want to be bitch slapped!

America looked looked prettier on TV....and Betty, you forgot to thank Salma Hayek boo.

I thought KLS looks beautiful as per usual....I like the dress better from the back tho and from certain angles, the dress made her look bigger than she is.

Queen La looked gorgeous and I love the red on her. I also thought the fake ass whatever that was for Roots was good. I mean, yeah thanks for remembering Roots, but really whities, you know it don't mean shit to none of ya'll cuz if it did we still wouldn't have tokens on the shows AND more than 3 black/latinos/asians would have been nominated. And we all know DAMN well that Bailey should have won that Emmy over somebody's silly ass Izzie. But watevs, the Queen looked fabulous talking bout our people AND Cicely Tyson is fierce!

Now know I love you boo but um, never again with the little peek-a-boo keyhole on the hip/stomach....and if I can't even decipher where the peephole is supposed to be, that means you should not be wearing that. I mean, really Sara? Why? From the boobs up, its all good tho.

And Omar and Keisha got my vote for cutest couple award. Keisha's dress is Pea in the Pod! Fab!! They are expecting a baby boy!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Congrats Jamie!!

I was really pleased to see that Jamie Foxx got his star on the Walk of Fame. From Wanda to Ray Charles, Jamie has worked his ass off to get to where he is AND I feel like he has done it with class, hilarity, and he's always remained a man. He also treated my girls fabulously in Vegas....and we'll leave it at that. Yay for Jamie!