YOU MUST watch this video for Cleveland's Next Top Model. Yes, you read correctly.
Monday, June 30, 2008
F.U. wants to thank all of you who listened live and those of you who have streamed the show!!! I had soooo much fun doing the show and big shout outs to Elle, Bella and Aaronella for co-hosting! I'm still trying to figure out how often I'll be doing my show...right now it is looking like bi-monthly. I'll let you know when a show will be airing.
This BITCH spit her gum out in the audience. I feel woozy. The vomit in my mouth taste like a strawberry smoothie. Oh lord why??! I CAN'T!!! When does it end!!!
Do you see how gum can be used to harm people?! GUM IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I totally understand that carrying a crack hive around, smoking crack regularly, and on the verge of having emphysema can be really stressful and as we know, lethal. I know you have a problem and a real disease. However, should people who are actually still paying to listen to your crack head ass have to suffer? Can we understand why during the middle of your set you threw a bow - yes, bitch elbowed somebody in the crowd - and then proceed to deck that person or someone else about four times. And then just kept it moving. She needs to be put down. Just WHY?!
Friday, June 27, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
-Barack Obama is on the cover of Rolling Stone for the second time...ever wonder what your future president listens to on his iPod? (Rolling Stone)
-Kimora's model behavior seems to be working in her favor...at least in the court room. (Bossip)
-Naomi's model behavior got her ass banned from Nelson Mandela's concert celebrating his 90th B-day. (D-Listed)
-Naomi was, however, invited to the pre-party along with Oprah, Will & Jada and many others A-listers and clearly fun times were had. (ConcreteLoop)
-And speaking of Naomi, who knew that Rev. Run had more hair under his armpits than Naomi has on her edges? (YBF)
-Did you watch the Celeb Family Fued with Ice -T's family vs. Joan River's family?! A botox silicone nightmare. (Lipstick Bitches)
-Syesha Mercado does OK! magazine fabulously. Who da hell is Syesha Mercado? (Inawordfab)
Feast your eyes on the Tranny Tragedy that is New York. These photos are promo pics for her new VH1 show 'New York Goes To Hollywood'....nice to know that all you need to get a show on VH1 are atrocious lace fronts, ridiculously giant fake titties, horrible make-up, and a man face.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
B. Scott better watch his Paw Paw cuz this lil boy done worked it out to the PCD song "When I Grow Up" and might have stole his shine! Actually, nope, that is not possible. B. Scott is way too fierce.
For those of you that watched the BET Awards Pre-Show you got to see Jennifer Hudson's new video for her song 'Spotlight'. She looks great in the video and I love this song! This might be my new favorite song of the moment. Had Jennifer actually performed instead playin peek-a-boo on my guitar with Terrence Howard that might have made up for all the other crapola. Enjoy!
Yonce, other family and friends celebrated Solo's B-day the other day. Word has it that she and Ludacris are dating. I mean, it is a serious upgrade from her ex....if it is true, its a good look Solo! Happy Birthday!
Ummmm, so we now throw up Roc signs on our foreheads? Mkay.
I just decided I don't like Solo's make-up...matter of fact, I don't like any of it. Da hell kind a clip/barrett/center piece is that in her hair?
Yup, I see you Luda, tryna make Jay your brother-in-law. I'm not madatchu.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
* Disclaimer: I couldn't find pics of er'body that I talk about and I ramble a bit because this show had me zonin out. So hopefully you saw, you understand, and well, you get the gist.
I think I'm the only one who doesn't know the words to Young Jeezy's "Put On For My City" (and not just the I put on for my city part). Seems er'body in the audience knew all the words. Jeezy made it do wut it do and the crowd participation made it even better, but I think Kanye's appearance made it hot. Young Jeezy: A-
After the singing, John Legend tells Al Green to come on up and accept his award. Did Al Green forget he was at the BET awards and was bout to thank the Academy but fixed it right quick and said of the BET Awards? Ain't no academy boo. Ain't nobody but Terrence and Rocsi counting votes. (Speaking of those two...I miss Free) Anyway....was Al's acceptance speech just a bit janky? He sang tho which was beautiful. I always ask why do people break up and turn around and make up, Al. Just Why? Black people love some Al Green. Al Green: No grade necessary.
Mkay...so Ashanti comes out to introduce Nelly. Could have been real cute if she didn't come out holding the bottom of her dress. If you can't deal with a train, then have your stylist find you a short dress. And then, what the fluff was she and D.L. talkin bout?! First she said I got this...then she didn't say shit. So D.L. says, OK and then she says, we got this. And then something about she originally was taking this song but she got the good ish so she traded for something else. Yonce and Jay would have never done no bull shit like that and if they did it would have made sense and been way hotter. I hate bootlegs. But speaking of Nelly, I prefer him with a shirt - yeah his body is on point but I think he could have started out with a shirt. As for the performance....it was all good. Ciara again brought the fire and was extra cute. Fergie was aiight too. Nelly: B
Lauren London and Diddy giving out an award. Lauren is adorable! As for that guy...Seriously, I love Puff. I do. As much as you want to hate him (kinda like you want to hate me) you can't because he's just fun. Did he really promote his Ciroc vodka on stage while giving out an award? Cheers bitches!
If someone can explain to me why Keri Hilson (who is very cute) would wear that disco ball jumpsuit with a hot ass satin jacket and her hair in a mushroom, I might feel better about all of this. What am I missing?
This is da hell why we love photo shop! Sharon Stone was just on TV the other day telling the Chinese that the Earthquakes were karma...and she wasn't looking like this. While Christian Dior dropped Sharon from it's Chinese Ads, Damiani, the infamous Italian jewelry house has made Sharon their new piece (get it? jewelry...new piece...heehee, oh man, I slay me). Tell me Sharon is not workin this shoot! And I want er'thing she's wearin....