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Hey there, hi there. My last post was more than a year ago, so I'm not really expecting anyone to read this. If you are reading this, by some random Google type miracle, I decided to just blog a lil sumtin right quick just because the 2011 BET Awards just ended and the only thing I actually thought to do was blog about it. This is not a rundown like I would have done in the past - does the one of you that is possibly reading this remember "The Gist"? Well anyway, no this is not a post with accurate details of the entire show, instead, just a few thoughts about a few things that stood out for me.
1. Kevin Hart was actually a pretty decent host. Even a lil funny - I more than appreciated the "Ne-Yo never mind, I saw your head, keep your hat on" statement. The House Husbands of Hollywood segments were a welcome comedic addition to the show but I can ALWAYS do without Nick Cannon. Always. And funny enough, my favorite Basketball Wife, Tami Roman was the best part of it all. Good work outta you Tami! Anyway, here's my thing about Kevin Hart. He's a smidget. Yes, he's a small midget and I find smidgets very hard to take seriously. He was the same size as those lil boys he was steppin wit at the beginning of the show. I can't with smidgets.
2. Mary J. Blige was a fantastic show opener. Lookin good too, Mary! And of course, I especially loved the Anita Baker "Caught Up in the Rapture" duet. I was jammin. I wanted Anita to have on some earrings tho.
3. I was looking forward to Chris Brown's performance. Despite Chris Brown, I'm still a fan. But um, why did Busta Rhymes make Chris Brown irrelevant in his own shit? And what da fluff was he wearin? Those were like Hammer pants with thigh pads...for no reason. Did anyone see any reason for his pants to be so autismical?
Well, his video for "Crawl" debuted on the "Wendy Williams" show and I must say...I like the video and the song. And Cassie should really stick to being pretty in videos and pictures and stuff. Bitch is hot.
But in regards to to his interview with Wendy...I love how girls in the audience get all excited and screamin and whoooo for him when they know last Friday they was watchin Rih on 20/20 shakin their head at his woman beatin ass. I'm all for redemption and dude is young and he should be given the opportunity to heal, change, and grow but I struggle with listenin to him say he wants to keep his feelings about what happened private (when he was the first one goin on Larry King and Angie Martinez and MTV etc.) and how he's a changed person cuz of anger management. That shiz is a life long journey. You don't heal from that over night. You aren't just all of a sudden better cuz you singing songs about crawlin to get back to where you want to be. I dunno...I like the song and I want him to get better and become a grown man but something about him isn't sincere to me and I'm sorry...I'm Team Rih Rih (porno album covers and all). Crawl bitch, crawl.
This Just In!!! Per People: According to FOX 11 in Los Angeles, which claims to have obtained the notes from a search warrant in the case, Rihanna, 21, read a lengthy text message from a woman on Brown's phone, which led to an argument. Brown – who has a standing court date Thursday – allegedly tried to force his girlfriend out of the Lamborghini, and hit her head against the passenger window.
Brown, 19, then punched the singer while still driving, according to the detective's notes, and blood filled Rihanna's mouth. He allegedly told her, "I'm going to beat the ---- out of you when we get home." Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there." The police notes say that prompted Brown to reply: "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you."
The report also says that Brown bit Rihanna and put her in a headlock, and that she almost lost consciousness.
Did he really have to put her in the sleeper hold?! And could he have pulled over first instead of whippin da car wit one hand while puttin lumps on her head wit da other hand?! I mean just DAYUM.
Anyway, because of beatin Rihanna's ass and threating to kill her, Chris has been charged with two felonies – assault and making criminal threats. He is going to be arraigned at 3:30 in Los Angeles Superior Court and of course a serious plea bargain is being worked out as we speak.
The thing is, he's not going to jail, Rihanna isn't going to press charges, they're back together and he'll be beatin her ass while eat Doritos and watchin 106 & Park next week.
Today is Rihanna's 21st birthday and she has to deal with the fact the world is seeing just how bad it really is. What a fuckin way to bring in 21. It seems this is indeed the official police domestic violence photograph taken of Rihanna after Chris Brown clearly put a hurtin on her. This shit is ridiculous. Sad. Happy B-day pretty girl.
So TMZ is reporting that Chris got a text message from a female while he was driving with Rih Rih and well, we know what happened next.
It also seems that Chris reached a level of psycho rage and threatened to kill the princess.
"Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.’s Hancock Park neighborhood. That’s when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage.
He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, “I’m going to kill you!”
According to the source, the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer told police that she lost consciousness, and when she awoke, Brown had fled.
According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.
Officers took two sets of photographs of the banged-up singer, one at the scene and the second after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment. Those photos were presumably among the evidence presented to the district attorney."
Really Chris?! I mean just DAAYUM. The thing is, it is surprising because these two are so young and so in love and er'time you see Chris, he is poppin and lockin and makin you want that Kiss Kiss. But seriously, this domestic violence shit happens all day er'day. People get mad over some bullshit, lose their minds, and the next thing you know somebody got a broken jaw or 30 stab wounds. It's sad.
On another note, word is Jay-Z is PISSED and if the cops don't get C Breezy, Da Roc will. His steez is over. DAAYUM.
Chris has turned himself in and has been released on $50K bail. Do we think that Rihanna is going to realize how something like this could damage Chris's career and somehow (bribed etc.) be convinced to say it was a misunderstanding and drop the charges? Something tells me this is somehow all gonna go away.....
Then again, Rihanna may not be down with catchin beat downs and might want his ass to suffer. No matter what happens, I bet you won't see anymore Doublemint commercials with C Breezy poppin and lockin.
So normally I would do a "The Gist" and give a re-cap of all the highlights of The Grammys BUT other than the fact that Whitney Houston looked great, somehow it was OK that Boyz II Men sang backup for Justin Timberlake (had it been just Al Green by himself maybe...), Hannah Montana didn't sound like the dead cat she usually sounds like, Stevie Wonder actually sang with the fuckin Jonas Brothers, Kanye's nappy shag is ridiculous, MIA gets major props for performing on the day her baby is due, I all of sudden find Lil Wayne's midget not cute ass hot, the Swagger Like Us performance was way more than decent, Adele is dope, T.I. is scrumptious, and the tribute to New Orleans was pretty cool, I could have had a V8.
What was way more interesting is why people who were supposed to be at the Grammy's didn't make it. Let's start from least surprising and work our way up, shall we?
Yonce. Her husband and sister got out of the limo together and then they were sittin together. Seems Solange was his date for the night. Her husband performed twice. You would think she would have been there, right? Something tells me that she is still scared Etta is waitin to knock her block off for singin her song to the Obamas. And she prolly didn't want to talk about it cuz you know it would have come up. Then again, maybe she was just busy....
Usher. Seems he was on his way to perform at the Clive Davis pre-grammy party and got a call that his wife was seriously injured in Brazil. Brazil? Da hell was Jelly Belly doin in Brazil? Yeah.....she was gettin her plastic surgery on and something didn't go right. Actually, shit went dangerously wrong. I bet it had something to do with the fact that since Usher and his mother won't allow her to come to Vegas while he is recording his new album and she knows that it is just a matter of days before he leaves her, she had to take matters into her own hands and get a whole entire face/body lift. You know people only go to Brazil when plastic surgery in America just ain't enough anymore. And you know after her 5th kid, she was due for more than a whole body work up. Too bad. Right now, the only statement being made is that there is a "serious injury in the family". Jelly Belly, its never that serious boo. He's gonna leave you no matter what. BUT maybe now that you almost died or bled to death or maybe now have some disfigurement, he might just stick around a little bit longer. Hmmmmmmmm....this may have been a brilliant move Jelly!
Rihanna and Chris Brown. O.M.G. This story is a mess and full of drama. Now have you guys all heard the rumors that Chris was gettin cozy with other chics while in Paris? Well fast forward a few days, Chris and Rihanna are seen getting their fun on at Clive's pre-Grammy party and then they leave and all hell breaks loose. Now I don't know if this will ever be confirmed but people are saying that Chris lost his mind and beat the shit out Rihanna cuz she gave him Herpes. I'm not sure I believe that, but the fact is, LAPD is looking for Chris Brown and he is being charged with Domestic Violence Felony Battery (Dun DUn DUN!!!). After Chris put the smack down on Rih, he kicked her out the limo and left her on the side of the road. She quickly called 911 and word is that she actually had to go to the hospital to be treated for her injuries. DAAAAAYYYYYUMMMMM!! What is even crazier is that Chris has disappeared and if he doesn't turn himself in, he will have a warrant out and shit will get way more ugly than they are now. Let's hope he turns himself in.
I mean, what could possibly have made Chris Breezy lose his cool like that? Herpes might make a mofo mad. Or maybe she got mad about his broads in Paris and then said some real crazy shit? But what makes it crazy is that usually when celebs beat each other up, they keep it in the limo or in the house. He didn't even like, hit her and say omg I'm sorry what have I done? He beat her ass and then kicked her to the curb. That is ANGER. Just damn. By the way...ya'll memba da pics of Rih when she had that shit on her lip, right? I'm not sayin, but I'm just sayin....
So anyway, the drama surrounding the Grammy's were way better than the actually Grammys. And this drama is obviously only the beginning......
Superhuman is the lastest from C. Breezy and the hotness that is Keri H. I like this song quite a lot. I think its a grown-er and sexier version of 'No Air' and I think their voices blend well together. The video is rather dramatic and is prolly way better on TV but um, Keri looks cute and I'm feelin it. Enjoy!
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