Fabulosity Of The Day: Venus & Serena Do Harper's Bazaar

Venus and Serena are fabulous -- simply FABULOUS -- in the pages of November's Harper's Bazaar. Strike! No wait...that's bowling. No matter...I love it. Love it!! I was repsondin to Elle's comment regardin Venus' horrible hair - which she says is a hell and no when I came up with my fabulous play on words. Wait for it....Venus and Serena are servin it! Stop it, I know right! No applaus please, you're too kind. I do this all for you, and for you, and for you, and for you......

Olympics: Venus and Serena Win Gold!!

Venus and Serena win the doubles gold after beating a team from Spain. I say this er'time but I feel bad for people when they play doubles. Like you just might as well pack up your balls and rackets and go home cuz you have no chance. These two are gonna beast you out and that is just pretty much all there is to it. They won gold in less than an hour, wit the last set takin under 29 minutes. Damn...Gotta love these two! Amazing!! Source

Dare I Say....Fabulosity Of The Day

Stop, drop, and roll Venus cuz you are on FIRE boo! V looks absolutely beautiforous! Now while I'm not completely in love with that dress -- I think it would be better if were just hittin the thigh length short or ankle length long -- but her make-up, her hair, and just her overall look is gorgeous. You better work Venus! Source

Vacation Zsugsh.....

I'm checkin in bitches!! How are we? Hopefully still hung over from 4th of July festivities!! Wait, what day is it? Um, anyway...I am on my way to being burnt and crispy and enjoying myself thoroughly. Doesn't seem I've missed a whole lot but there were just a few things I wanted to share.... First, Ebony Magazine came up with a list of the coolest brothers of all time. "For the first time ever, Ebony magazine presents not one, not two, but eight quintessential covers to celebrate the 25 coolest Black men of all time. Jay-Z, Barack Obama, Prince, Samuel L. Jackson, Denzel Washington, Marvin Gaye, Muhammad Ali and Billy Dee Williams take center stage as they personify Black cool on the covers of this historic collector’s edition. From their sleek, debonair styles to their smooth-as-silk personas, these magnificent Black men have conveyed, captured, and conquered the quintessence of cool while making it appear effortless." Loving the Obama cover! And speaking of Barack, this is why we love him: Support the Open Convention!! At the Democratic National Convention next month, Barack will deliver his acceptance speech in front of 75,000 people at a free, open event in Denver, Colorado. Make a donation of $5 or more between now and midnight on July 31st, and you could be one of 10 supporters chosen to meet Barack backstage and watch his acceptance speech in person. Each of the 10 selected supporters can bring a guest, and will be flown to Denver to spend two days at the convention, culminating in Barack's speech on Thursday, August 28th. Click: YES WE CAN to support the cause and try and win a trip to see history in the making. Did you guys watch Serena and Venus play at Wimbledon? Venus beat Serena and I have to say I was rootin for Re-Re but very happy for Venus. I'm also happy to see V lookin very pretty on this month's SHAPE mag...especially after watching her on the court (let's just say at least her tennis outfit was cute). See what some make-up, a hot wig, and an eyebrow wax can do for you life? And while we're on the subject of how such little things can work wonders, what can chest-waisted pants aka Full Cover Body Pants do for your life except give you a permanent camel toe and nip slips?! There is not a damn thing cute or fashion forward about these retirement home pants. WHY LORD?! Seriously?! Just NO and NO!! And lastly, just when I think I've seen the worst prom ensemble ever, FRESH provides me with another chance to shake my head and sit with mouth agape in amazement. Don't tell him he's not fierce. I mean this Queen does looks better than most we've seen from the ghetto fried prom circuit....but still. JUST WHY?!!!

Costume Institute Gala At The MET

Last night's Costume Institute Gala brought out the A-Listers and their fashion A game....altho some ensembles were a lil costumey (Yes you Zoe K., with your green velvet window treatment dress with the boa and tassel), I'm assuming that was going with the theme of the evening. My girlfriend Eva M. was beautiful as always, but I have to say that Eva L. was killin it in that purple ruffle number. My favorite, however, is the beyond gorgeous for words Iman in her fabulous red dress with the corset and jewelz at the hip. (For real fashion terms please visit Elle. Thanks.) Source

Williams Sisters.....E for Effort!

Mkay, so Serena clearly passed on the fug-be-gone juice that she's been sippin on lately to V. However, V didn't drink enough because she still hasn't managed to escape gettin beat with the fug stick. More importantly, these two were out to celebrate the launch of V's clothing line "EleVen"....that is such an oxymoron....like really, V, YOU have a clothing line? And really, whoever styled you in your own clothes failed you. But I digress....the point is you tried. You hit up the make-up station and you let someone comb your wig. I'm not mad. As for you Rena, you know I'm lovin this look right now, but wearing the same dress in a different color with the same hair style to every event is not the move either. Don't be scared to switch it up. Like can we maybe part the hair on a different side? I know you are enjoying being fab and you don't want to mess it up by diverting from the formula that you have managed to perfect. But boo boo, you've proved you can be pretty which means that you have options abound. Look into it luv! Congrats to you V!

The Return of Fugly Venus

I knew it was too good to be true. Venus tricked us. She had a FAB moment and then she allowed herself to drift back to fugland. V looks tired and that shaggy short wig looks tired and just damn Venus....could you have at least pretended to care that someone would take your picture? Like maybe put on some earrings, just a lil foundation, maybe comb the wig? Sigh....I guess the one good thing is that even looking a frightful mess, she's still cuter than my fugly Chudder Bug (aka Chudney!). I'm learning to find the positives people....I'm trying!

Venus is All About EleVen

First off, Venus and her hair look GREAT. And B., 11 or eleVen....is the name of Venus' new sporting clothing line. 11 is the house number that Venus and family grew up in when they lived in Compton. Anyway, Venus partnered with Steve & Barry's to create this line and nothing cost more than $19.98 and I believe that includes the sneakers...yeah .and about the sneakers....mkay...um, I guess if you really play tennis they are perfect 'tennis shoes'.....let's leave those on the court people, please....or for running to 7 EleVen....get it 7 EleVen....HAHA...Oh the hilarity! F.U. girl, you are too funny! Just stop it!

What's My Motivation?

People, F.U. is bored!! I don't give a shit about Eva Langoria or Tony "unibrow" Parker getting married. I don't care about Solange and her second, third or fourth birthday party. Nobody cares about her period. And I mean damn, just how many times can I write about Yonce...from what I hear about her performance at Essence Fest, she used up her last bit of juice at the BET Awards. But she's Yonce and even when she doesn't do the damn thing, she still manages to be the baddest bitch in comparison to everyone else. Am I the only one tired of this? Like will no one else step up and at least try to dethrone her?! Word has it Mya is fuckin for tracks right now to upgrade her new cd but we all know that bitch won't come close to Yonce status. Sigh...she'll be yet another one to have tried and failed. Just damn. One of my menzes, Tank, was out and about at Essence Fest...he motivates me. Good gravy....luv him. But I digress.... How many times can we talk about the fool that is Foxy Brown?! This bitch was lost. Yes lost. Her people just simply couldn't find her. Funny enough, she just shows up at the Urban Music Awards and had the nerve to be talking shit about Rah Digga and Remy Ma. This from the bitch who just got her weaved snatched out and her hearing aid ripped up out of her ear. And no she is not talking bout "Holla if you hear me!!!" Bitch, can you hear me?! And I guess you didn't hear anyone tell you that you look like a bloated turkey poppin out of that dress that clearly doesn't fit. Are you blind now too? And really, we all know that Remy Ma looks like the ass of a GoldenDoodle, but Foxy, you will not pretend to be lost then found and then with nothing to promote or talk about, decide you are just gonna start talking bout people. You are the wackest. Like really, Inga Marchand, I suggest you get lost for good. I am happy for Venus' win. I won't even talk about that hair (the bang that starts from the middle of her head and just sticks all out over the visor). Or the dress she wore to celebrate. Or her boyfriend. Oh but its hard....damn you Venus. But I'll just marinate on the good and my girl is making history....so one time for you Venus!!! I'm just sayin....I don't really feel like there is anything or anyone really worthy of observation or discussion right now. Normally, the heat brings out the foolery in most people and there should be all types of stankness to disperse amonsgt the masses....so I'm guessing until Beyonce gets on her yacht and sails away never to return (or maybe just stay hidden for a good year) and as long as Foxy is dtermined to keep her name in the news by any means necessary...this will be one long boring ass summer. I could start talking about them kids at the Harry Potter premier...Harry and all em lookin like shaggy wet dogs. But nope, I'll wait it out. Just wait it out with me bitches!

Now Venus.....

Let us just say we'll ignore the fact that Venus' boyfriend is not hot at all, balding, and is recently divorced with a kid. What we will not ignore is that Hank Kuehne, yup that's his name, is a loser golfer with an official Nationwide Tour money total of $10,855 during his entire career. Venus I know it is hard to find a man sometimes, especially when your sister stole all the ass from the whole family but boo boo, a tickler will do the trick in the mean time in between time...feel me? Times are not that hard. Step your game up!