Don't do it. Don't try and get at me cuz I said something about you or your mama or I posted a picture of you lookin' a hot stank ass mess. I know damn well I didn't take that picture nor do I care to take any credit for doing so. I also will talk about you and whoever else I damn well feel like talkin about. Should you have an issue with that, feel free to keep it movin. I makes no apologies. It is what it is and like I done said....Yeah, I Said It. And What? Bitches!!!
Soooooo the most talked about shizz on the net today is people wanting to know why 'Ciara ain't do shit but lick Yonce's ass crack'. Seems Ciara has done nothing but swagger jack Yonce's whole steez. Now if you guys recall, Ciara's #1 fan called me an "ghetto azz, black bitch" for asking why da fuck Ciara had to have a alter-ego (like Yonce) and why da fuck she couldn't at least come up with a betta daayum name than Super fuckin C. But you know, I'm the ghetto black bitch cuz I would dare ask such a question....and that's fine for I can't fault bitch ass retards, for they know not what they speak.
Anyhoooo, seems people have a real problem with Ciara's new video claiming that she stole er'last bit of it from, well, Yonce of course. I said da otha day, I think the video is zexy and me likey uh-lot buttterummm....I came across the bestest opinion of how Ciara hasn't managed to stunt without jackin.
Per The Cynical Ones:"While I’m sure her intentions were to get me to focus on how sexy she is and forget how mediocre her material has been thus far, all I can think about after watching this is how much of a wack azz she is. This video looks like a tribute to the Beyonce anthology, and while Beyonce is not an originator by any stretch at least when she jacks something she makes it her own — which is what you’re supposed to do when you bite. Beyonce may bite, Alicia may steal, and Rihanna may have bought all of Fefe Dobson’s clothes at a garage sale, but they’re all much better actresses than Ciara.
Her fusing Beyonce’s video treatments with Madonna’s old hoe sh*t doesn’t seem like a woman embracing her new found sexuality. I think she looks like a prostitute trying to score a hit before her pimp puts her back on the street. I find her pathetic in every sense of the word.
Maybe if she focused on her music as much as she did her ever changing image and sound she wouldn’t be reduced to doggystyle positions and rubbing her azz cheeks on Justin Timberlake for a cheap hit. I thought this chick was supposed to be a great dancer anyway. How do you put Justin Timberlake in a video and not have any extensive choreography? Wasn’t her being some supposed great dancer what separated her from the other singers reduced to dip it, pop it, twirk it stop it dance routines?
Some feel I’m being too hard on her. I think the problem is I know Ciara had way more successful when she was seeking to give folks blue balls instead of full fledged hard-ons.Far too many people rely on sex to sell forgetting one important fact: Thanks to the internet we can see hoes all day for free."
Ya'll know I'm all for drama and a cat fight er'now and then....especially when the rappers scratch eyes out on wax. But this time, R&B chics wanna be startin something and Keri Hilson is the one coming out swinging. The question remains tho....who is she talking to? In like her 12th remix to "Turning Me On" this time, feat. T-Pain she says...
“I ain’t trying to start no mess but there’s something on my chest/ that I need to get off/ cause you turning me off /your vision cloudy if you think you the best, you can dance/ you can sing / but need to move it to the left/She need to go have some babies/She need to sit down she fake/them other chicks ain’t even worth my time to talk about/Been getting dollars/ go and get your money up” ......“Go head tell these folks how long I’ve been writing your songs. I’ve been putting you on. Just check the credits Hoe”
Now she could be talkin about Yonce, cuz she ain't the only bitch wishin Yonce would put it in a seat and give someone else a chance BUT there is no way she's really talkin bout Yonce. For one, she says "go and get your money up"....UMMMMMMM Yonce by herself made more money in one year than the banks needed in bail out money....not to mention Jay's money is her money too. So um, there is just no way in hell Yonce is Keri's target.
Ashanti doesn't exist, Christina Millian was never a contender (and especially now that she looks like she just got kicked off Brett Michael's Rock of Love bus....JUST WHY Christina?!), and I'll be damned if she's talkin bout Rihanna. So I'm gonna say it must be Ciara or Super C or whoever she is. Keri has indeed written songs for Ciara but here is my thing. Keri has written hot songs for a lot of people BUT she seems to have missed the mark in writing hot songs for herself. This "Turnin Me On" joint is her one hit and it isn't even major like that....I'm assuming that is why she keeps remixin it. I was actually waiting for Keri's album and even said she was one of my rising stars. I've been disappointed and I guess other people are too, so I understand why she's mad but I don't understand why she's mad at anybody else.
At the end of the day, it doesn't matter. We're talkin bout it, so her plan to get a lil attention worked.
This is Ciara's new video for Never Ever and ummmmm....she looks very, very, pretty. Oh and she knows how to pop, lock and twirk and roll like nobody's bidness. But that's all. Maybe somebody should let "Supa C" know she needs to come harder. This song is wack as all hell and don't she have about 3 old songs that sound just like it? Thank goodness for her booty rolls....
I think I'm late on this but so da hell what. It seems that since Beyonce has made having an alter ego the hottest shit since, well since the other day, it looks like er'body and they mama gonna try to follow the trend. It looks to be Ciara's turn.
Ciara says: “When I’m performing, I’m just having fun, letting go and not even trying to think too much about what’s going on. I know that I am here to perform and it’s time to rock it.
You become another person. Another person inside of me totally surfaces when it comes to performing - Ciara, buh-bye, all right Super C. Super C is a character that people will learn more about on this record.That is my alter ego. Super C doesn’t hold back. She is definitely aggressive. She goes hard. Super C can do some magical and funky things. She works hard. She dances to the 10th power. She does everything to the 10th power.”
First of all, what da hell kinda low budget wack ass name is Super C? Sounds like you're a vitamin that I don't want to take Ciara. And secondly, don't this sound just like what Yonce says when she talks about how she becomes Sasha Fierce?! Beyonce talks about herself in third person and how Sasha Fierce is the one that goes on stage and blah blah blah. Like at least tell the truth and say well since Beyonce got to do it, I want to do it too. I mean damn!
This annoys me to all high hell. Just because your new single ain't do too well and now you have to push your album back because there was no way you could compete with Beyonce or Sasha Fierce, now you gotta go and create some fake ass alter ego. And most likely it is true that 'somebody else' takes over when performers go on stage, I just think it is really not a good look that you wait to bring out the alter ego after Yonce done did it and did it way better than you will. If you bite off somebody, you have to do it and then take it to next level. Ummmmm, Yonce is a pro at that. Step your game up, boo.
And who is next, huh? Is Ashanti gonna start talkin bout you know, when I get on stage, that's not me, that's Bananas Girl?! I can't!
Sooooo, Ciara and Jazmine Sullivan both have new videos out. I don't have too much to say except Ciara is really killin the "don't you wish you could wipe me down as you watch me do this split" pop-n-lock game. Her video is definitely sexy, swexy, zexy...all that.
Jazmine is bustin windows....but not really. She looks great and I love that the video concept wasn't taken literally. It's not necessarily what you expect. Love her!
Ciara clearly has an album droppin cuz she is butt ass nekkid on the cover of VIBE. While the cover is hot....I don't know what's really good wit dat skanktastical ass shot. Not sexy at all. Like she's tryin way too hard to be somebody she's not...I mean I understand Yonce got an album coming out about the same time and that's a lot of pressure but boo boo, its but so much your ass cheeks can do. And seriously, since did VIBE decide they wanted to be KING? I dunnno....whatchu think?
Celebrity photographer Derek Blanks put his work on display at the ‘Derek Blanks Alter Ego Photography Exhibit’ in Atlanta. His work is fabulous and incredibly creative.
Amerie pulls her own strings
Bre bares it all and does a self-full frontal
Ciara the hero/damsel in distress (its all about saving yourself) Eva takes a nibble....so hot. (I swear I get a hard on whenever I see her. She is officially in my rotation.) Kim Porter is the do it all Mommy. Those babies are just adorable. To learn more about Derek Blank, hit up his Myspace page: Derek Blank
So I was reading over at Sandrarose that Ciara's fans are in an uproar over Janet bitin off of Ciara. Errr, wait a minute, say what now? Janet swagger jacked who? First of all, YES, Britney (in her saner days) already did the moon walk space man I'm dancing on planets thing with Oops I Did It Again. And YES, Yonce already rocked the long horse hair tail from the top of the head in Ring the Alarm. But Ciara jacked the ponytail from Yonce too and just cuz they both wearin skin tight black outfits don't mean shit.
I'm offended. While I don't like Janet's video -- I mean, is she really singing and dancing in milk on the moon? -- if anybody is stealing anything from anybody it would be all dem bitches swagger jackin Janet and they've been doing that since forever. I mean haven't we all? Who got a nipple ring thinking they was in the Velvet Rope....oh damn, was I the only one?
But you know what would be good....if Ciara and Janet had a dance off! OMG, how hot would that be?! Janet would bust out some Pleasure Principle move and then Ciara would counter with a 1,2 step. OMG, let me call Lady O about this right now.
Oh they are really working this publicity thing to the nth degree....so yes, Fitty and CiCi sat next to each other at last night's BET Awards and yes we all have heard about the sexy video soon to be released....and now, we have the first visuals. Fitty is such a cornball but good lord that body...I mean just the back alone...good goodness! CiCi you can keep all that tho cuz I got my hands just way too full with TGT. I'm not madacha boo...not mad at all.
I must say that BET has managed to get one thing right...and that is the award show. I wouldn't say the show gets better each year, but I can say that I am always entertained and last night was no exception. Overall, the best part of the entire show was that I can't even remember who won awards because it seemed like there was a lot less talking and more performing. I could also appreciate the folks at home getting their shine by creating videos to announce the nominees. Short, simple, cute and funny. Now....while the show was great and everything there, of course, were some moments that we could have all done without. Let's get to it.
Show Stopper Award: I have to give this award to both of the Jennifer's and Beyonce. Dammit. Just when I was on my feet damn near catching the holy ghost watching Jennifer Hudson and Jennifer Holliday sing "And I Am Telling You", Beyonce had to come wit it in her C-3PO Star Wars outfit and kill it. Damn you Yonce! Must you reign supreme always??!! Sigh....but I tell you, the Jennifers have shut it down forever on "And I am telling You". No one can ever sing that song again...ever. They have put it to rest, put the stamp on it, and it is obvious that unless you can make all those facial contortions and look like you are having an epileptic seziure while you are singing like Jennifer Holliday, just don't do it boo. (see for urself)
As for Yonce, first of all she looked hot. Then she had HOT BOY from the video (heeeeyyyy hot boy!!!) come out and dance with her. Now why she had bootleg ass Michelle and need-a-job Solange come out, I don't know. I mean I guess the idea was to do the video and they were in the video, but I could have done without them in the video too. So the Unecessary Accessorie Award goes to Yonce for including people just for the sake of inclusion. And who saw Solange almost bust her ass off the stage? I can say that at least Solange tries to work it. I'm still upset that they let her jump up out of that thing at the end for the final bump like this dance. I didn't like it. She is not the unofficial fourth member. She is the little sister. Can we let her play her role please? And Michelle...oh Michelle. Why must you always look like you don't belong? You stand out only because everyone can tell that you don't measure up. Boo Boo, just stop it.
The A for Effort Award: Kelly Rowland. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. First let's thank Yonce for allowing you the time to shine. I mean she even thanked you (and the other two) for performing with her. Cuz I mean clearly, the only way you would have been allowed to perform is if you performed with her. Anyhoo...I'm guessing this performance also squashes any rumors of you leaving Matthew. But watevs....more importantly, you looked fabulous!!! You looked like Wonder Woman but with poom poom shorts on. Loved it! As for your actual singing, you tried real hard and I can respect that. I know you told us you were gonna bump like this, and I believed you. However, boo, I couldn't really hear you. I actually sang the song for you according to those at the viewing party. I tried to explain that Matthew and Yonce had your microphone set on low on purpose so that you wouldn't outshine her but even I knew I was reaching. I love that you tried to sing live and dance and do it all but like I've said before, you aren't the brick house nor do you have the power house vocals so let us leave that for those who have all that. You need to sing ballads for the live performances and if you are going to pop and lock to songs, it is okay if you lip synch because we already know your range and capabilities. But you followed Yonce and gave it your best and I'm not mad at your for that. (Side note, Kelly, I know it was a C-O-N spiracy and Yonce and her Daddy set you up....but you didn't hear that from me)
My Favorite Outfit Award: Eve's ensemble during her performance with Kelly was HOT. It was my favorite of the night. And she actually enhanced Kelly's performance....so one time for Eve. Now her hair and outfit on the red carpet was a whole notha situation but for all that is fashion, check out my girl Elle!
The Get Off Her Dick Award: Mo'Nique. Dammit Mo! How many times are you going to open the show with a Beyonce routine???!!!! You killed it with the Crazy in Love!! You cannnot and will not top that so just stop it! And then of all songs you do Deja Vu! And you didn't even know the words! If you had to do Beyonce why couldn't you do like Upgrade U or something. You could have had one of the Fat Boys come out and do Jay-Z's part. Can we be more creative next time? Can we let Beyonce rest for just a minute? Can you pretend you listen to other music. I mean, could you not have broken it down to Umbrella, Ella, Ella, Eh, Eh? And then telling Yonce she is the Queen just put it over the top. I mean if you could manage to fit up her ass, I think I would find you in there suckin on a rib bone. Let's move on Mo, k boo?
The BOO Award goes to several folks. Number one being Ne-Yo. You have proved time and time again that you are the wackest when it comes to performing. You write great songs and yes you can sing, but you are boring as all hell and I don't believe you. The second award goes, surprisingly, to my 2nd favorite white boy (1st is JT) Robin Thicke. I still listen to Robin's album like I just got it the other day. I cannot take it out of my rotation. I love him. I love his voice and I think he is incredibly talented. I was loving Robin even when he was all greasy looking with his long hair and riding his bike as the messenger in the video for When I Get You Alone. So imagine my dismay when I'm talking thru his performance because 1. he sounded like Mickey Mouse and B., he was boring as hell and F., I can't hear that damn song anymore! He has like 80 songs on his CD, can we move on people puh-lease?! And the final Boo Award goes to 50 cent....HAHAHA, did Fitty have a Ashlee Simpson moment? We played it back and still can't tell what happened. All I know is, he was taking off his jacket while he was supposed to be rapping and then he had the mic so close to his mouth you couldn't tell if he was rapping or not, and then the music was just playing and he wasn't do anything but walking in the audience hi-fivin people. Ummmmmmmm.....Fitty, what's that all about boo? Did you forget the words or do rappers really lip synch too? And then if we even forget all that, your set was the wackest and the Cirque Du Soleil routine has been done.....it is time to let that go. But you did mention your Vitamin Water so you reminded us all that no matter how corny you are, you are rich bitch. We get it. Thanks.
The Fun Times Award goes to Ciara and Diddy & Keyshia Cole. Both performances had me dancing and ejoying myself. Diddy and his march (his version of the break it down two step) always gets me amped. If Diddy is nothing else, he is an entertainer and I enjoy him. Keyshia cole looked cute and she tears it up most always. Could have done without Lil Kim tho. Her verse is corny and she didn't even look hot. Like if you are going to make a surprise appearance Kim, surprise us. I would have even been happy with a outfit with one boob covered with a pasty! As for Ciara, another one who tries to sing live while dancing her ass off. Just stop it. You know you can't sing while you stand still! But CiCi can dance her ass off and so you just forget the fact that she is even singing and you just watch her break it down one time and think, now that's how you get bitches bodied!! And I know CiCi went home last night and made Fitty feel better about his horrible performance....and I know she didn't even have to take her panties off, she just pulled them to the side.....hey, those are Fitty words, not mine.
The Moment of Silence Award: TGT. Better known as Tank, Genuwine, and Tyreese. DAAAAYYYYYUUUUUMMMM! Oh the deliciousness!! I would like to accept this award on the behalf of all of them as they are all worn out after a foursome like no other....wait a minute hold on, they actin up right now.....Tank, put my panties down boo! Put them down. Tyrese, the Gatorade is in the fridge boo. Get your levels up. And G, I will brush your baby hairs later, k baby. Now let me get back to accepting this award. So, like I was saying I want to thank the creator of Tivo for allowing us to pause and just revel in lusciousness. I would also like to thank The Creator for making such ree-diculously fine menzes. It would have been nice if you made them all taller, but I know, I can't be choosy and stuff so just thanks and now I have to go and handle my business.
The Unemployment Award goes to whoever wrote Debra Lee's speech. Did you have her reading the word "crisises" off the teleprompter? When Debra watches the tape back and sees that you had her speaking like her name is Jim Jones, you are so fired!
The Move Out of My Peripheral Vision Award goes to Chudney Ross. While I was trying to appreciate Diana Ross, who is so fierce and fabulous, I kept getting distracted because her fugly ass daughter Chudney was all up in the upper side of the TV. Why must she be so damn fug?! And damn you Diana for naming her Chudney! It is like you were just asking for her to be fug. And that Evan Ross looks even worse looking like the ghost of Christmas Never Was. Just Ugh.
Well that concludes this edition of The Gist. I was entertained and more than anything, I was happy that there really wasn't any of the Coonin and Bufoonery that BET is sadly becoming known for. Props to T.I. for mannin' up and apologizing for the foolery you displayed before and after you got beat up. Anyway, fun times. So until next time.....
Um, Ciara was poppin it a lil too hard and the front of her pants ripped revealing a seriously peasy bush. Now CiCi, I know you wasn't expecting your pants to rip but A., why in the hell are you not wearing panties? And 2., if you are wearing panties or some form of under garment and the bush is hittin the sides like that, why don't you keep that area waxed, buzzed, clipped, trimmed or permed? I mean when your bush is looking like it needs a texturizer, that means you need to hit that....and on a regular basis. K, boo?
And speaking of CiCi, it looks like her man likes her peasy bush because um, word is she and 50 Cent (um, ew) are ready to go public with their relationship. Rumors have been floating around about the two for months now but Fitty is playing CiCi's love interest in her new video for Can't Leave Me Alone and in the video they are both oiled up and nekkid! Clearly, people (I) can't wait to see what is really goin down in this video. I'm surprised Ciara would get that freaky with hers...altho I do expect for it to be done in a most classy way....but clearly, the EVOLUTION contiues. Stay tuned!
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Amerie pulls her own strings
Ciara the hero/damsel in distress (its all about saving yourself)
Eva takes a nibble....so hot. (I swear I get a hard on whenever I see her. She is officially in my rotation.)
Kim Porter is the do it all Mommy. Those babies are just adorable.
