Oh HELL & NO!

A frustrated teacher cut off a little girl's braid! Seriously, she's in first grade! If you get that frustrated maybe you shouldn't be a teacher. If you don't know how to take a deep breath in and do 1,2,3, what the heck is bothering me and then breathe out and say 3,2,1, what is bothering me will be done, then you need to choose a new profession. Kids get on your nerves. It's what they do! Don't bring your personal problems in the classroom bitch! Cuz you know her frustration is just misplaced anger cuz she just found out her man is cheatin on her silly ass and she really wants to cut off the hair of her man's ho. I'm actually happy the mom was able to stay calm because had that been my child, that teacher bitch wouldn't have a hair left on her head nor a toof in her mouth. A mess. Source

Sammy Is Bleaching His Skin

I saw this pic a few days ago and thought it was some kind of photo shop bullshiz. But really, I could care less about Sammy Sosa so I ignored it and went on about my readin. Well today I learn that Sammy has admitted that he does indeed bleach his skin. He went on Univision's "Primer Impacto" talk show and said "It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some. It's a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I'm not a racist, I live my life happily." Sammy would not name the cream divulging only that it came from Europe and that, "I'm going to market it, I'm a businessman." Well I'll be. I really thought after Michael, LaToya was the last of the bleaching cream Mohicans. Sammy is actually going to promote this shit. But I don't understand how. I mean at least Michael, if he ever admitted to using the cream, would have said I have the skin disease vitiligo and this cream helps me even my skin out. What is Sammy's reason for using the cream? Is it not damn near 2010? Are people really still bleaching their skin?! I could have sworn it was determined that Black was beautiful dumb long ago. I mean just Daayum. UGH. Source

John Legend Speaks Out

So I refused to acknowledge THAT cartoon by THAT newspaper just because it incensed me and I just didn't have the words to fully express my anger, and on the flip side, the shit just didn't surprise me. I mean, these dumb fucks have been waiting for the chance to show Black people that we still ain't shit. And they even issued an "apology" that really isn't an apology and more like a "fuck you". Anyway....John Legend wrote an open letter to that paper and he said it better than I could have. "Dear Editor: I'm trying to understand what possible motivation you may have had for publishing that vile cartoon depicting the shooting of the chimpanzee that went crazy. I guess you thought it would be funny to suggest that whomever was responsible for writing the Economic Recovery legislation must have the intelligence and judgment of a deranged, violent chimpanzee, and should be shot to protect the larger community. Really? Did it occur to you that this suggestion would imply a connection between President Barack Obama and the deranged chimpanzee? Did it occur to you that our President has been receiving death threats since early in his candidacy? Did it occur to you that blacks have historically been compared to various apes as a way of racist insult and mockery? Did you intend to invoke these painful themes when you printed the cartoon? If that's not what you intended, then it was stupid and willfully ignorant of you not to connect these easily connectable dots. If it is what you intended, then you obviously wanted to be grossly provocative, racist and offensive to the sensibilities of most reasonable Americans. Either way, you should not have printed this cartoon, and the fact that you did is truly reprehensible. I can't imagine what possible justification you have for this. I've read your lame statement in response to the outrage you provoked. Shame on you for dodging the real issue and then using the letter as an opportunity to attack Rev. Sharpton. This is not about Rev. Sharpton. It's about the cartoon being blatantly racist and offensive. I believe in freedom of speech, and you have every right to print what you want. But freedom of speech still comes with responsibilities and consequences. You are responsible for printing this cartoon, and I hope you experience some real consequences for it. I'm personally boycotting your paper and won't do any interviews with any of your reporters, and I encourage all of my colleagues in the entertainment business to do so as well. I implore your advertisers to seriously reconsider their business relationships with you as well. You should print an apology in your paper acknowledging that this cartoon was ignorant, offensive and racist and should not have been printed. I'm well aware of our country's history of racism and violence, but I truly believe we are better than this filth. As we attempt to rise above our difficult past and look toward a better future, we don't need the New York Post to resurrect the images of Jim Crow to deride the new administration and put black folks in our place. Please feel free to criticize and honestly evaluate our new President, but do so without the incendiary images and rhetoric. Sincerely, John Legend" Thank you, John. Source

I Knew That Damn Widow's Peak Was EVIL!

Blah blah blah, Terrence Howard defended Chris Brown and now we know why. "According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you.” McCommas then “hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious.” While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard “showed up at the victim’s residence and began breaking the door down.” McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then “broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim’s left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face.” Totally not surprised. I also need to know why do his mug shots look like they were taken in 1961?

DANGER?

Soooooooo I really didn't want to mention not one word about the show "For the Love of Ray-J"....really didn't. Of course I watch the show...VH1 has mastered the bullshit women after one man recipe that comes on 12 times a day so you can't help but watch...but even after I learned about the Danger girl saying she was preggers with Ray-J's baby even tho she is now supposedly engaged to Nick Cannon's lil brother, I STILL didn't want to waste 5 mins of my life bloggin about this trash. HOWEVER, it seems Danger has admitted to being a prostitute on DJ’s Hutch Daddy Dolla radio show. Like a for real, for real prostitute...but she's not glorifying it. Yeah....just listen to Part 3. (Click: Our society is in real trouble. This bitch is on the radio.) So for those of you who don't watch the show, you aren't missing anything. It is Flavor of Love with a hotter guy who doesn't make you want to vomit in your mouth at the thought of anybody touching him...let alone kissing him. The women are also younger and cuter. He gave them names, just like Flav did, and this chic Danger so far seems to be Ray-J's favorite. In the first episode he touches her bres-a-sis supposedly only a few minutes after meeting (even tho she then talks about what a ho Chardonnay is for droppin into her stripper split and starts poppin that ass), and then in the second episode she gets time on a special date with Ray-J and they are makin out something serious in front of the other two girls on the date. Needless to say, both episodes she gets the first glass of champagne (which is equivalent to the clock or the rock of love tour pass). In the third and most recent episode, the two girls who gave Ray-J a massage while talking about all the other girl's dirt got the first two glasses, followed by Danger. Clearly, the other girls are more than threatened by her. Are you sick of this yet? Mkay, so the point of all of this is that just recently, The National Enquirer puts out the story which tells the world that Danger now says she is three months preggers with Ray-J's baby. Ray-J denies all of it, of course. And I mean, it is the National Enquirer AND she is a former prostitute who is tryna find her 2.5 minutes of fame. I just assumed we'll see what happens on the Reunion show. But then to learn that she was a prostitute, as prolly so are most of the other women who do these shows, I just decided to blog about this simply because I just cannot believe that this is our entertainment, that people are actually becoming F-listers for fuckin. I don't why I'm in amazement, as its nothing new but still....just why? Are we in danger of truly becoming dumb idiots obsessed with mind-numbing bullshit who live for 24 hour ridiculousness? Or are we already there? I dunno...the fact that I spend my time bloggin about such shit maybe puts me in the already there category, huh? Daayum! Blame it on the alcohol...

Sicko

So while the world is all a flutter wondering when Chris Brown is gonna give a statement or when we'll see pics of Rihanna and her split lip and bite marks, I just watched the Michael Moore documentary Sicko. First of all, I'm late as hell cuz this movie came out in 2007 and second of all this clearly don't have nothing to do with what is going on right now BUT this movie depressed me and pissed me off. So let's pretend Rihanna was just a regula schmegula girl who got beat up by her boyfriend. If she didn't have insurance, no doctor would sew her up, give her medication or even give her ice to put on her busted forehead. Even if she did have insurance, she is still going to have to pay an Emergency Rooom visit fee as well as co-pays for her medication and any extra fees not covered by her insurance. Big deal, right? Who cares, right? Well after watchin Sicko I care a whole damn lot. I mean I knew all along that other countries had universal health care but watchin it play out in this movie just sickened me. Health care is FREE is France, Great Britain, Canada and THIRD WORLD COUNTRY CUBA!!!!!!! These people can just walk into any ER or have a doctor make a home visit and the shit is FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When they have babies they are given 6 months off, there are no such things as "sick days", prescriptions are like $10 no matter what the drug is (in Cuba an asthma inhaler that one of the 9/11 volunteers pays $120 for is 5 cents. YES five fuckin cents! I won't even go into how this country hasn't even helped the people who are now chronically ill after volunteering to work at the 9/11 site.) and the quality of care is first class. There was story after story of how people in America die because they can't afford health care or because their insurance companies find ways to deny their claims. They hire people whose main job is to search for pre-exisiting health issues or something that was left out on a form or ANYTHING that can be a reason to the deny the claim. The more claims that are denied the more money these people make. The people in government who support these HMOs and the CEOs are all billionaires, while people who sometimes need simple procedures that cost $500 die because they can't afford it. On the other hand, in London, the more care the doctors give and the longer their patients live, stop smoking, take preventative measures, the more money they are paid. And all of these people live longer than Americans. And it isn't just health care. They go to college for free, they have free child care, AND vacations are at minimum 5 weeks. They want their people to be rested and happy because they know that makes them better employees. I just don't have a clue how come we haven't revolted and taken over the government. The reason these other countries have these basic human rights is because they aren't scared of their government. It is the reverse. Their governments are scared of the people. They don't want any drama. And yeah, Cuba isn't perfect and every country has its issues but when it comes to something like having the right to live or not watching your daughter die because the hospital didn't accept her insurance and refused to work on her...it is just beyond awful. Insurance companies exist to make money, not to help us. How is it that people with money can determine who is allowed to receive care and who can't? WHY is this country run by the people with the haves and they make it so that the have-nots will never have. It is more than sad. I am so confused as to how it is that America so fuckin great. Anyway, last night I watched President Barack Obama's first prime time press conference (seriously that reporter ask him what he thought about A-Rod and his steriods??!!) and I just pray that he is truly able to implement the changes needed to stop the bullshit and the suffering. I know he can't change everything because our government is corrupt and that will be the case no matter who is president. But seriously....let me figure out away out this bitch. I'm out. Sorry for being so depressing. This is just how my mood is fittin today.

Why Is The 2nd Richest African American Such A Loser?

I can't believe I am talking about 50 cents two days in a row BUT according to Forbes Magazine, "Curtis Jackson is the second highest-earning African-American superstar, with an estimated earning of $150 million. This places him behind Oprah Winfrey and in front of movie mogul Tyler Perry." I just need to know how a man who is listed behind Oprah in terms of money doesn't have anything else better to do with his time than to take other rappers baby motha's shopping for furs and focus on destroying their names? I would think now that he has made all that money, a rapper who obviously don't have no money and who has done his own good job of fuckin up his career wouldn't even be worth his thought process. No? Anyway, if you care, Rick Ross spoke to Miss Info and told her that he knew his baby motha was gonna see 50 and he's all for her makin extra cash. Great. To listen, click: I'd give anything for the days of DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. Source

50 Cent Needs A Life

NOW, while I understand that Rick Ross is loser and a liar - like MOST rappers - why does 50 always have to make it his business to destroy people? AND Rick is doing a great job all by himself fuckin his own shit up. Why does 50 feel the need to put the extra nails in the coffin? How does that make him better? I just don't get it. It's sad.

Dwayne Wade Is A Dead Beat?

Gabrielle Union may want to know her status (Star Jones may have had a taste too). It seems Dwayne Wade's wife has filed claim that Dwayne has abandoned his children AND he gave her a sexually transmitted disease. Siovaughn Wade, wife of Miami Heat guard Dwayne Wade, is claiming in divorce legal papers filed yesterday, that the NBA star has abandoned his children Zaire,7, and Zion,1. Siovaughn says although Dwayne was named a ”Father of the Year” in 2007 by the National Father’s Day Committee, he has gone ”months” without seeing his boys. Siovaughn says, his ”failure to spend time with them . . . has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, Zion . . . does not recognize or know Dwayne.” Siovaughn also alleges that Dwayne has committed adultery, and infected her with an unspecified sexually transmitted disease(not HIV), from which she has suffered ”grievous physical, emotional and mental injury”. However, she has petitioned that “Dwyane must disclose the identity of all of his sexual partners during the parties’ marriage”. Dwayne petitioned for a divorce from Siovaughn last May. Dwayne’s attorney, James Pritikin, issued a statement: “These malicious allegations are absolutely false and we look forward to the opportunity to dispute them in court.” Siovaughn’s lawyer counters, ”A person’s public persona does not necessarily reflect his behavior in private,” Marcus adds. “Mrs. Wade is prepared to prove everything she alleges. And, medical records don’t lie.” Siovaughn is prolly really traumatized because she's been with Dwayne forever and prolly never imagined that he would leave her - even for the gorgeousness that is Gabrielle Union (I'm guessing not too many would be able to resist Gabby). And he was once prolly the nicest guy ever and now that he's rich and famous, he's prolly a complete asshole. She kinda had to know that would happen. I mean, it is rare when rich and famous people decide that they are still normal and that they are actually accountable for their actions and they aren't immune to real life. But as Siovaughn's lawyer's say....medical records don't lie and at least she'll be paid for her distress. Altho I bet she would rather just have her husband back. Sad, but such is life, eh? Source

Only If You Can Stomach This Bitch...

Watch this funky stankin ass fugly jackass Anne Coulter on the Today Show talkin out her ass per usual. She refers to President Obama as "B. Hussein Obama" for no other reason than to continue to evoke hate amongst conservatives who want to believe that he is muslim when of course, he is not. This bitch thinks there is some sort of irony in the fact that America was fighting a man named Hussein and we now have a President whose middle name is Hussein. She says "it's funny". Needless to say, I hate this dumb broad. And even though I shouldn't help distribute her ignorance, I had to post this just so we are all reminded that these people still exist and make it their lives work to destroy hope, change, and equality in this country. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Is Steve Harvey A Child Abuser?

"Steve Harvey's ex-wife Mary Lee Harvey recently took Steve to court claiming he's abusing their son. According to online reports: October 14th, Mary says her son, who lives with Steve Harvey in the Atlanta area, came to visit her in Dallas. Mary says it was during that visit when she noticed bruises and puncture marks on the child’s body. Those who examined the boy say the wounds were likely made by a belt buckle and the bruising from a paddle-like instrument. A nurse examining the child at Plano Medical Center summoned police because of the severe nature of the injuries. A police report has not been made available to Mary Lee Harvey; however, she has corroborating medical reports from a child psychologist, a pediatrician and others who examined the child. Luckily Harvey says there was no internal damage done as a result of the alleged abuse." See, now I'm not saying he actually is a child abuser, but I am saying that anyone who would wear an afro-top fade toupee well into his fifties, has huge fake teeth, and then would rock a Mr. Clean baldy even with that ginormous head of his, and think that that above picture is sexy....could potentially be a child abuser. I don't know if you guys listen to Steve Harvey's radio show, but he would be the first one to go off on somebody who is an abuser of any kind. Then again, he does talk about how kids need to get their asses whooped when they get out of line....and he ain't neva lied about that. However, there is a limit and you don't have to beat a kid until they have puncture marks all over their body for them to get the message. Anyway, let's hope these allegations are false. Source

Do You Read Your Receipts?

A man named Keith Slater went to return a pair of shoes he bought at a store called Journeys and got his refund and message on his receipt. It just never ends. Watch the news broadcast. Source

It's Startin Already...

First of all, I'm hatin on any lucky mofo that is off today. Columbus didn't discover shit but yet, ya'll chillin. Yeah, I'm definitely hatin. Next, when you vote in November PUHLEASE be sure to check your ballot and make sure the name of the person you are votin for is on the damn ballot and is spelled correctly. Yeah, you see that. The name on the ballot is Barack OSAMA. I hate people. "Three hundred absentee ballots in Rensselaer County, New York included Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama with his name spelled “Osama”. County Democratic Chairman Tom Wade said, “Of all the letters to hit by mistake, unfortunately it is a mistake which negatively impacts our Democratic candidate for president.” Elections officials on both sides insist it was nothing more than a simple typographical error. Republican Commissioner Larry Bugbee added, “We have three different staff members who proof these things and somehow the typo got by us. We really apologize.” Officials issued new ballots to all 300 voters since any corrections on a ballot nullifies a vote. The Obama campaign announced it was “glad officials are working to correct this error and we assume it won’t happen again”. See they thought because they were absentee ballots nobody would say shit or nobody would catch it. Oh the fuckery! And then if that weren't enough...why is Mariah wearin a bedazzled butterfly and why must Nick Cannon look like such a Douche?! YES I'm hatin!!! This is so not a happy Monday. Ugh.... Source

Oh The Fuckery....

Seriously, this is a really slow news week - I think we got that memo years ago Clay Gayken - and I'm actually busy for no real reason whatsoever. Anyhooo...in my rummaging I came across this bullshit. What in the Al U Doin hell is this ridiculousness? Could there be anymore eyeliner? Could their hair be anymore pressed and zsugshed? I can't even decide who is the gayest. Maybe Real? His head tilt, the hair over the eye, and lip pout is way tooo zesty for me. I can't. And I hear they are gonna get their own show on Vh1. I'mma bout to have Vh1 blocked from my TV cuz the buffoonery and bullshit is on overload right now. Just WHY???! Source

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Elise Neal - I Had No Idea

I've never been checkin for Elise Neal...I just remember her from that show All of Us and really, when I did watch, I just watched that for LisaRaye and the cute little boy who played the son. Anyhoo...Bossip interviwed Elise recently and she talks a bit about her relationship with Fugly Cent (or Fitty Cent to you) and how the Pussy Cat Dolls straight jacked her song, her ideas, and her choreography. Damn. What about you and 50 Cent? What about it? Was it serious? I never talk about that – because honestly I feel that so many people talk about instances where they’ve been with somebody who is famous for the wrong reason. And [50] would be the first person to say that it’s very true about me. I would go left to not be that person that either he or the world would assume that of. I didn’t hang out with him because I thought –“hmm that would get me somewhere.” I’m not that chick. What drew you to ole Bugsy? I really enjoyed hanging out with him. We knew each other for quite a while and nobody knew it. I liked telling jokes with him and being silly with him and I like Cancer men, and he’s a Cancer – so it was a basic attraction. It had nothing to do with the fact that he is Curtis Jackson and I’m Elise Neal. Why didn’t it work out between you two? We weren’t even boyfriend and girlfriend. I guess I’m a different type of woman. If I didn’t say I’m trying to take this thing further with you and a man doesn’t say I’m trying to take this thing further with you, then I don’t assume [anything]. I stick to what’ve decided. I’m not the kind of person who thinks it’s going to go somewhere because we’ve been hanging out for a year. I’m not like that. I’m like a guy that way. I think things should be discussed and decided on. I enjoyed hanging out with him, and I think he enjoyed hanging out with me (but you’ll have to ask him that). I didn’t expect it to be a “white picket fence” I’m not delusional. Tell our readers a little about your R&B group Assorted Flavors I’m so proud of them. I come from a performance background, and that’s my 1st passion. I think I’m better at that than I am an actor. I missed performing so I put this group together – to fill this void I’ve been missing. I want to reveal something that sounds like “hate” but it’s really the truth. In 2005, when I first decided to put a group together, I went out to find the creator of the Pussycat Dolls because it was kind of in the realm of what I wanted to do. At that time we had the same representation (MSA) that worked with Robin Anton. The Dolls were working on a rock album – they were still trying to find a voice. I invited some of the Dolls to one of our first performances where we performed "Don't Cha." And to make a long story short, We [Assorted Flavors] performed it in February 2005 and they came out with the song in April or May 2005. They rushed and got their version out before we had a chance to do anything about it. Damn. So the Pussycat Dolls success came from an idea they stole from you? Yes. I created and choreographed the show. The whole concept was my idea. And they totally took the idea and ran with it and are now mega stars. And I have proof – I had to get that off my chest. That’s pretty jacked up. How did you handle that situation? If we were already as established as we are now I would’ve approached it “differently”– it was a whole new experience for me, but you live and you learn. [Assorted Flavors] is doing really well now. We’ve been performing all over the place. We’ll probably be at R&B Live in July. It’s been really fun for me. I want to know where the lawsuit is?! Don't people sue for any and everything these days?! If she got proof then I don't understand why she at least wasn't monetarily compensated. I mean ain't nothing she do about PCD making Don't Cha an anthem but she should at least be getting paid for it. I ain't never heard of a group called Assorted Flavors but a quick zugsh on the blogger and I found this: Elise Neal Presents Assorted Flavors....hmmmmmm, its too bad PCD stole Don't Cha. Really too bad. And, I don't know if like the name Assorted Flavors...kind of sounds like Lifesavers. Anyway, I'll be checkin for Elise in a movie she has coming out next year. To read the whole article click: PCD done stole her shit

A Lil Fuckery In The Mornin....

Those of you in the Tri-State area are very familiar with Sue Simmons, who has been the late night news anchor on NBC - and one of the best - for as long as I can remember. Sue may or may not be gay, as she refuses to come out of the closet but um, how you doin Sue? In any case, that has nothing to do with this comedy right here. Last night Sue - while still LIVE - did a teaser for the 11:00 news and then straight up yelled out "What the fuck are you doin?!" like she was ready to beat somebody's ass! She apologizes right after of course...this shit is hilarious! Call me, Sue!