Fun & Fug

Kerry Washington looks like she's headed somewhere fun but um, just wondering if she passed her reflection any time prior to leaving her house....maybe in the car window? I'm guessin the answer is no....or maybe she did but decided 'you know what, I've walked out the house lookin a questionable mess before, its fine'. Let the record show Kerry, it isn't fine. Why in da hell would you think it is OK to wear to a yellow sequined very busy top with a just as busy foofy foofy skirt? Your make-up looks good tho. Hope you had a blast! Naomi was clearly having fun on her yacht with her boo. I can't wait until I'm poppin bottles on the U.S.S.F.U (in due time bitches, trust) however, I unlike Naomi, will have my edges in tact. I just had to focus on the fact that her forward never ends and her hair line really starts 3/4 from the middle of her head. Her body is out of control tho, which is no secret. Hope you didn't have to beat nobody's ass Na! Erykah gave a performance in Dublin last night with big giant balls on her head. I'm sure the show she put on was excellent and fun times were had. I just need to know if she tipped over after trying to hold up those fugly ass circle turds. Seriously, Erykah, we all know how funky and eccentric you are but I'm gonna say you went balls out this time and it was a bit much boo. I did hear you was coming out with your own line of rolling papers....that's what I call fun times Erykah! Rihanna was spotted on the set of her new video for yet another damn song. Has Rih put out a song every week since May of 2007? Geez. In any case, I'm sure the video was fun but um, is she supposed to be a pigeon or a crow? I can't tell.

Random Ish...

-Barack Obama is on the cover of Rolling Stone for the second time...ever wonder what your future president listens to on his iPod? (Rolling Stone) -Kimora's model behavior seems to be working in her favor...at least in the court room. (Bossip) -Naomi's model behavior got her ass banned from Nelson Mandela's concert celebrating his 90th B-day. (D-Listed) -Naomi was, however, invited to the pre-party along with Oprah, Will & Jada and many others A-listers and clearly fun times were had. (ConcreteLoop) -And speaking of Naomi, who knew that Rev. Run had more hair under his armpits than Naomi has on her edges? (YBF) -Did you watch the Celeb Family Fued with Ice -T's family vs. Joan River's family?! A botox silicone nightmare. (Lipstick Bitches) -Syesha Mercado does OK! magazine fabulously. Who da hell is Syesha Mercado? (Inawordfab)

Plead Guilty Today, Rip The Runway Tomorrow

So just a day or two after Naomi plead guilty to spitting and trying to beat down the British police after drama on British Airways and escaped jail time yet again and was sentenced to 200 hours of community service and required to pay $400 to each officer she attempted to back slap, Naomi did the damn thing on the runway for the & Gabbana - MFW Menswear Spring / Summer 2009 fashion show in Milan. I mean, Naomi has been beatin bitches down and workin the runway simultaneously for years. There is clearly no one who does it better. Source/Source

Dammit Naomi, Didn't I Tell You Bout Doo Gro?!

Mkay, I know we've talked about Naomi's non-existing edges on more than a few occasions....but this here pic that I jacked from Perez is just amazing to me. It just befuddles me. For one thing, Naomi should know to never, ever, run her fingers through her weave for just this reason -- exposing the bald edges. Secondly, I don't understand how one just loses their edges. You don't glue weave on to your edges....or do you? It is all just so confusing! And then I want to know is her hair line just going to to continue to recede since she is clearly still wearing a weave? Like since the weave did that to her edges it will just continue to do that until she is completely bald, right? And really more importantly, and I've asked this before, by why in da hell can't she just wear a wig? For those of you who know anything about hair (weaves, lacefronts, extensions) can you please explain this balding process to me? What I will say is, Doo Gro is not a game people. Seriously, every time I see the infomerical, I'm like people should never be bald with this out. Not with the Doo Gro Mega Thick Intensive Care stuff they workin with. Should you be suffering like Naomi, handle it. You need to hit that stat.

Just For Giggles: What Had Happened Was.....

So just the other day, I thought it was great that Naomi got drunk after a fun night out on the town in Capri, Italy. Memba? Right. Anyhoooo, seems Naomi wasn't really drunk. According to her publicist, here is what really happened? “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Oh, I see. A trust game. I can't even type that with a straight face. That is actually the most hilarious bullshit excuse I've heard since Amy Wino's people said that wasn't a crack pipe in that picture. First of all, who plays trust games in the middle of a random street after dinner and dancing? Drunk people do!! But what's even more important here is that they weren't playing nobody's trust game! And if it was a trust game, shouldn't Naomi have more than one or two people trying to catch her, shouldn't she be falling from an upright position and not just passed with her feet scrapin the ground, and wouldn't the people who are catching not look like they are stumblin and workin real hard to keep her ass up? Just why must you people lie?! And so stupidly too! So what she was drunk! It happens. It isn't like Naomi gets caught passin out on a regular. She is most often caught spitting on people, or beatin them with electronic devices, or getting yelled at by Puff on her birthday. So it's fine she gets caught out there drowning her sorrows or celebrating her fabulous life. it would have been best to just ignore it and let it go away. But now people are goin to talk about it more cuz it is just an over the top dumb ass lie. I do, however, thank her PR people for that serious gut busting giggle I just had. Trust game...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Source

Can I Get Some of Dat Sizzurp?!

DAAAAYUM!!! Naomi got FUCKED up last night while partying in Capri, Italy. First of all, I'm not mad at her. If I was partying in Capri, Italy I would be all types of fucked up too. I mean, maybe not to the point where I literally am passing out and two seconds from hittin the ground and bustin my ass but its all good cuz there was somebody there to catch me just in time. But, Naomi went out and had herself a great damn time. And she only weigh but a buck and 3 cents...carrying her home is not big deal. Plus you know whoever didn't pick her up before she hit the ground would have gotten their asses beat with a blackberry soon as she sobered up and saw the pics. I loves it! Source

It's Unbeweaveable....

Naomi is indeed going bald. Naomi Campbell is going bald, a friend says. The fiesty supermodel, 38, started losing her hair 15 years ago, fashion photographer Huggy Ragnarsson told Britain’s The Sun newspaper. And her flowing locks are to blame. Campbell’s tresses began falling out after years of having hair extensions, Ragnarsson says. She was reportedly warned about the risks, but chose to ignore them. The model, who was charged last week for alleged assault on an airline, appeared to have a receeding hairline as she left a London police station on May 29. “That’s been happening for a while,” Ragnarsson said. “The hair stylist Sam McKnight said to me in the ’90s, ‘She’d better be careful with those weaves, she’s going to lose her hair.’” I mean, its been obvious for a long time that Naomi no longer had any edges. F.U. has asked "Where Do The Edges Go?" BUT I didn't realize that she was for real, for real, going bald. Does this mean that weave is just glued down? I mean is there any hair left to sew the weave on to? Why wouldn't she just wear wigs like Tyra? I've actually seen her rock the wigs fabulously but clearly, she prefers that weave and I guess now she is paying the price. she's still hot tho. Crazy, mental, ridiculous, and edge-less, but she's hot. Those of you out there that have to roll your hair with rice, it's ok. Let that hair and scalp breathe. It's just never that serious. And most of you have the weave/lace front that your friend Riqua put in and it isn't even cute and damn sure not worth losing your hair for. If you are cute, sexy and fab you can make it do wut it do without all that. Or if you must, take care of your shit. Like don't keep your weave in for months at a time and keep it maintained. Learn from Naomi ladies....

Until Tuesday I Think ....

Hey Bitches...I just got 5 minutes to zugsh up what's been going on today, and it seems while I'm struggling due to severe back pain (thanks for the Oxy JCapri...no for real, THANKS!) but can't even sit and deal with my pain and enjoy my Oxy cuz I have to get my shit together for my holiday weekend extravaganza in DC, Lindsay Lohan finally shows her lezbo love in public, Diddy kicked Naomi's ass off his yacht on her birthday, Four witnesses have identified R. Kelly as the molester but both he and the girl claim its not them, and Elle done got herself an intern...Miss Natasia, I hope you're ready. Oh and Elle...I'm still trying to find out where the hell John Legend was last night....but clearly, he was there. Anyway, I just wanted to tell all of you that I luh u and I hope you have an amazin holiday weekend!!! Bloggin should return as per usual on Tuesday but depending on how things done went down, it may be Wednesday or Thursday. In any case, no matter when I return, I'm sure there is fug awaitin to be viewed and discussed. Oh, and In Love Wit My Best Friend, thank you for email, but I can't rescue you until next week some time. I will leave you with this jewel tho...how bout you get a life? XOXOXOXO F.U.

Fabulosity Of The Day: NAOMI

Naomi is all up and through the June 08 i-D Mag and she's fuckin hot. Bitch is crazy, she's bi-polar, she's out of her damn mind but she knows how to make you want to be where she is, she makes you want to touch her, taste her, and buy what's she selling. She has so many looks in this shoot and each one seems to reflect some personality in her schizophrenic mind. She's the epitome of model. She's Naomi. Source

Naomi Is Goin To The Pokey!

Mkay, so just when you think anger management and cleaning up trash for two days as community service in lieu of jail time would have shown Naomi that it is never that serious and beating people up and losing her damn mind = psycho crazy bitch and that's not who she wants to be....Naomi had a chemical circuit break in her brain waves and turned into psycho crazy bitch one more gin. This time, however, I think she went off on the wrong person and the wrong time. “Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after allegedly SPITTING at a police officer. The supermodel was hauled away ‘ranting and screaming’ from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5 after a row over a lost bag. Cops were called and she was heard screaming ‘get off me, leave me alone’ before she attacked one and was taken away to Heathrow police station. An eyewitness said: ‘She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station.’” Bitch attacked a cop because she couldn't find her bag. Naomi is straight up bipolar. If she doesn't go to jail and/or get committed to a serious mental institution then we will have learned yet again that celebrities are indeed invincible and can do whatever the hell they want. I mean, if I knew I wouldn't have to go to jail and face consequences for my actions I would be kicking bitches in their backs most er'day. I'm sure this is to be continued.... Source

Crisis Averted - Va-jay-jay Is A OK

Naomi and her mom were seen out and about, arm and arm, and loving life. I could do without Mommy's blonde wig and Naomi's wig looks like it needs to be adjusted just a smidgen. Otherwise, I'm just thrilled that Naomi is better now and her scrape out went well. Source

This Just In: Naomi Needs A Med-aVac!

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease! Per AP, "Campbell, 37, is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the statement said." Um, did ya'll read that? She is in the care of a specialist in infectious diseases and GYN! Naomi I really hope that your coochie is not infected. Like really Na-na, whatchu been doin boo? Aren't you a lil too grown to not be protectin that? This might could be Karma....you know for thinking you can bitch slap people, curse people out, hit people with cell phones....I'm just sayin. And yes bitches, I'm takin note. But no, I'm not sorry for kickin that bitch with my open toe. Let's just hope all you need is some Emergen-C, some pills, an IV.....maybe a scrape out....You know just to make sure everything from the roota to the toota is all clear. Source

Chocolate God and Goddess

So um, don't know how old or new this is (and don't really care) but I came across this most dee-lish-us ad for PZero Nero line of Pirelli tires featuring Naomi and Tyson....these two just know how to make it do wut it do....all chocolate and hot and nekkid in a big ass tire with sneakers on....makes me wanna do sumtin naughty....in a tire but with rims....eatin a Hershey bar...no...make that M&Ms....with some flip flops on....ooooohhhhh, yeah I like it. I like it a lot.

Jewelz With A Purpose

KLS is the face of the Simmons Jewlery Company which is a line of jewelry and watches under the Baby Phat, Phat Farm, Def Jam brands. More importantly is their line of GREEN jewlery in which proceeds go to DEF. The Mission of the Diamond Empowerment Fund (DEF) is to raise money for the development and empowerment of the people and communities in Africa where diamonds are a natural resource. The Diamond Empowerment Fund is non-profit international organization established by individuals and businesses in the diamond industry and others who are committed to empowerment of Africa. Kimora looks hot in the new ad campaign. Other celebs are supporting the GREEN movement. For more information click GREEN.

Who Needs Edges?

When you can rock a fly ass wig with a bang. Naomi is simply stunning. I do find motivation in discussing hotness. Not that I have a whole lot to say about it, but a PinkistheNewblog.com reader sent Trent some pics of Naomi on a billboard in Israel. Isn't she like 46 and 3/4 and she's still that bitch? Just fierce!

Where Do The Edges Go?

I just need a lil help trying to understand how it is possible for your hair line to start in the middle of your head and all you have is little baby hairs to gel down to the big ass forehead. I was staring at Naomi Campbell's picture and yes I know Naomi is a supermodel and she's gorgeous but I just kept thinking, what happened to her edges? Her weave literally starts about 1/2 inch down from the top of her forehead. If Naomi doesn't let her hair breathe and put some Doo Gro on those edges, she is going end up looking like the scary and beyond fugalicious Sister Patterson! She literally has a "V" shape from her forehead to the start of the weave. Eww. Naomi! Doo Gro! Invest!!