Intervention For My Ex....

I HAD to post on this on because Intervention is one my most FAVORITE shows. When I saw last week's Intervention and it turned out to be Robbie from the group City High you know I clutched my pearls, felt my eyes grow wide, and remained shocked, rupauled, and slacked jawed for the remainder of the episode. It is one thing to watch Intervention and feel the pain of the addict and the family BUT to feel like you actually know the person - a once semi-celebrity - just puts a whole new spin on it. So anyway, I'm sure you've all heard or seen a clip or something by now. Robbie is a full fledged loser and ree-diculous drunk. He drinks all day er'day and not even with a splash of cranberry or OJ. Gallon bottles of Vodka straight to the head. It was beyond sad to watch. He says that he became an alcoholic after Claudette Ortiz, the hot girl in the group, left him for Ryan, the guy who SANGS "Oh Happy Day" in Sister Act 2 and was the third member of City High. Then she not only dated Ryan, but she married him a year later. Of course we were all like that is so fucked up! Who does that? I mean I know you can't always determine or help who you fall in love with, but really? You leave him for the other group member? How is that really supposed to work? Is he really supposed to get on the stage withchya'll er'night singin bout Caramel knowin that his Caramel is now fuckin his friend and group member? Seriously, something in that milk just ain't clean. On the flip side, no one can be blamed for Robbie's choices. He is an alcoholic because he wants to be. Claudette didn't cause him to start drinking his life a way. He had a traumatic situation in his life, as we all have or will have, but that doesn't mean you become a drunk or a crack head. Especially not when you have a GIFT that has been recognized and acknowledged? Why not keep singing? Sing about your pain, use your gift? Why let some chic and a dude be the "reason" you destroy your life and your purpose in this world? So all that to say...Claudette decided to speak out and this what she had to say: On Why She’s Speaking Out: Initially I wasn’t going to say anything… & I think that stemmed from fear because of the relationship I had with Robbie… it was an abusive one. He portrayed it like it was a “lovely romance” & it wasn’t. I just want to move on & put things behind me. Other people may be in the same position I was in… & if you don’t eventually stand up for yourself it can carry on for the next 12 years… like in my case. It was time to tell the truth… the truth that he so conveniently left out in the intervention. On how she felt after watching the intervention: I didn’t watch it when it came on but then all this stuff started popping up on the internet & when I decided that I was going to do this interview I had to watch it… I’m being used a scapegoat for his failure… he didn’t appreciate me, City High… I saw him on there talking about the red carpet… he didn’t appreciate the red carpet… I’m 18 years old living my dream, we were nominated for a Grammy & here is Robbie drunk… drunker than I’ve ever seen, I’m hoping we don’t win because I didn’t think he could control himself if we had to go on stage an accept the award. On how she linked up with Ryan: Ryan was always a good friend to me… when Robbie & I broke up people were always saying things about me & Ryan would defend me so I was looking at him like he was my hero. It got to the point where I didn’t even want to be alone with Robbie… One time he threw a champagne bottle & again I had to move out of the way to prevent from getting hit. People thought he was going to hurt me because of how he treated me. Ryan was the total opposite… he has a lot of respect for women. On her relationship with Ryan and Robbie: They weren’t best friends like Robbie likes to try & make it seem… Robbie was my teenage boyfriend & it wasn’t like I just hopped from one to the other… I married Ryan & was with him for 9.5 years. I got with Ryan because Robbie was an alcoholic… & the way he treated me. If I had a man now that had problems with alcoholism but treated me good, I’d stick around & help him through it. On the group’s break up: I left the group in June 2003… he knows my reasons… he wanted to stay in the group… maybe that’s why he blames me. But if me leaving because I didn’t want to deal with the nightmare anymore is a bad thing, then I’ll take that. I’d been dealing with it since 1998 all the way through to 2003. I don’t know many solid women that can deal with that for so long… I even initially took the blame… I remember doing the Wendy Williams show & accepting all responsibility for the breakup because I didn’t want to talk about the truth… I don’t think he expected me to say anything… but I’m not that little girl anymore. I’m not weak, I’m a grown woman. I have children, got married, divorced… you have to stand up for yourself & that’s what I’m doing. Claudette also claims that she broke up with Robbie before they put out their first single and had been broken up with him for a year before starting a romance with Ryan, which contradicts Robbie’s story on A&E. I believe Claudette. She was 18 years old and she left the abuser for the nice guy. It was easy, it was convenient, and at the time it probably made a lot of sense. I still think it wasn't a bright idea and she shouldn't be blamed for Robbie's actions or his alcoholism. If she does come out with a new album, can you imagine if there is a song about this? The song could be called, "He Was Drunk...So I Married His Friend"...or sumtin like that. I would listen....on repeat. Source

Did You Ever Think You Could Sit On Someone...

And kill them? A 300 pound woman sits on her 120 pound boyfriend and kills him. Death by sitting...I had no idea.

Flavor Flav Might Be The Reason I Really Quit This Bitch

You know, everyday I hope to find something worth bloggin about. I get messages from some of you asking just where da fuck am I and why I'm not posting as much as I used to. There are many answers to that question but the real and most important reason is....this world makes me need a cocktail of Pepto, Alka, and a splash of brown juice. I know I say I can't, regularly, but seriously people...I can't. I thought watching Mariah be a drunken 15 year old was enough for me. She accepted two awards more than a lil tipsy and/or after poppin special PEZ - one for her role in Precious (which she doesn't deserve...anybody could have wore a lil mustache, frumpy clothes, had a make-up less face, and sat there and looked at Precious' files) and last night she won the People's Choice award for favorite R&B singer (Ummmmm, how in da fuck did she beat Beyonce? Her last song was a tribute to Eminem being mad at her.).... I even thought having to hear about how Tila fuckin Tequila, whose name I shouldn't even know, is spending her days getting press off of the death of her "fiancee" Casey Johnson on Twitter was enough for me. But no, I come across this new video by Flavor Flav singing a R&B song and my Audrina eyes and slack jaw just became too much for me. Really Flav? REALLY? I don't understand. When did delusional become the thing to be? I want to laugh - mkay, I did giggle at first but then I just couldn't. It.is.too.hard. My brain is suffering from the pointless and no longer entertaining crap that is shared over and over again all day. And then of course, just when I say I'm done, I catch an episode of Bad Girls and watch in amazement how Natalie shows how fugtasticals just need to be confident and they too can run L.A. and be friends with no names like the little brother on Moesha and have sex with a Boston Celtic who can't even close his mouth cuz his teef are too big. I also watch Jersey Shore and have to stop myself from fist pumping, letting my rolls hang over my short shorts, and hittin up the tanning salon - SIKE. I just watch to see if Snooki will get decked again. And because of this, I know that I'm in a vicious cycle of being addicted to the very thing that I hate - senseless bullshit. So I guess I can't ever really quit but you guys can thank Flavor Flav for my continued hibernation. Miss u, luv u, mean it.

Teddy Riley Beat His Daughter With A Rock Band Guitar

As in the video game Rock Band. He took the guitar and beat the shit out of his 18 year old daughter. Why you ask? Seems Teddy, his daughters, and his new girlfriend were beefin....ON TWITTER. First of all, what grown ass man goes back and forth with his daughters on Twitter? I'll never understand why anybody does anything on Twitter, but WHY Teddy Riley, would you put your bizness with your children on blast on the bullshit that is Twitter???!!! I can understand the daughters going in on the girlfriend and telling her she's a gold digger and to stay in her land and play her position...I mean they are all like 18 and 20 years old (and yeah, Teddy's girlfriend is the same age or very close to the same age as his daughters) and this is what youngins do all day but damn you Teddy Riley. And maybe if his daughter was a son, I could see him beatin his ass like a man, but why would you beat your daughter down like she's some bitch off the street because of some new lil girl in your life??? But wait...Teddy and his daughters and girlfriend all fight on Twitter, somewhere in the middle of all of that, he leaves, goes and beats his daughter's ass, kicks both of them out of the house, and then gets back on Twitter to let everyone know what he did and not to bite that hand that feeds them. I am simply beyond shocked and Ru Pauled. I'm disgusted. My side eye, screw face, and unhinged jaw are all poppin off. I can't. I think the Internet is the devil. No Diggity. Should you want to see the entire Twitter reediculousness, Necole Bitchie has it all. Happy Holidays.

Um, There's A Car On The Bed

So you know how you go to sleep at night and you are having that good sleep, dreamin about being Oprah's dog sitter, lettin her hair stylist do your hair, and eating caramel and chocolate pudding all day? Well this couple, two University of Nevada students, were having that good sleep only to be awakened by a car that crashed through their house and landed on top of them in their bed. Literally, the car crashed through their house and landed on top of them. Da wuh???? Seems this drunkard dumb ass thought the house was his ex-girlfriends house that she shares with her new boyfriend. The goal was to land on their bed. His bad. The best part of this story is that, while the two were pinned to the bed with the weight of THE CAR on top of them, they not only survived but managed to not have any serious injury. Amazing. Source

What's Really Good Chicago?! I Mean, Daayum!

Soooooo, we all know that not too long a young boy was brutally beaten and killed by his peers in Chicago (unfortunately not an isolated incident and more like a regular occurrence), Chicago lost the Olympics (A+ for Effort tho), and now Chicago is being put on blast for being racist! What da hell is goin Chi-Town? So students from Washington University in St. Louis, MO were on a two day senior trip to Chicago (shoulda went to Jamaica like we all do) and their last hurrah was a party at a bar called Original Mother's. Problem is, when they got to the party, all 200 of the white kids were let in, and the six black kids were told they were not dressed appropriately and denied entry. (Seriously?!!!!) One of the white kids on the student board, which also includes two of the black kids who were told they couldn't come in, went and told the black kids to go back to the hotel and change their clothes. "But the manager of the bar stepped in to say that he had made his decision and that the six men could not return to the bar even if they changed clothes." (Da fuck?!!!!) The white kid said that the black kids were dressed better than he was, not to mention, there were many white kids who had gotten in that were wearing jeans. "The students became "more agitated" and "set up an experiment," Cutz said. Class treasurer Regis Murayi, who is black, exchanged jeans with a white student, Jordan Roberts, who -- being 3 inches shorter than Murayi -- looked "substantially baggy." Roberts approached the same manager who had turned away the African-American students, paid the entry fee and was allowed in, Cutz said." Isn't that some bullshit?! I just can't believe it's 2009 and this ignid silly shiz is still happening. When are people going to just let it go?? The great thing is that these students aren't just going to ignore this and try to forget it. They are taking legal action and contacted the Anti-Defamation League and the Chicago Urban League. "Washington University Chancellor Mark Wrighton sent a letter to Chicago Mayor Richard Daley to express his "most intense disappointment" about the incident. In the letter -- a copy of which was provided to CNN by Cutz -- Wrighton told the mayor that he "can only imagine the humiliation and discouragement these six young students felt ... when they were turned away from this establishment because of their race." GOOD!!! Let my people go.... Source

I Just Vomited In My Mouth

I wasn't planning on discussin the bullshit that is Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding. If people want to get married after a knowing each other for only a month, then great for them. What pisses me off and I what I find offensive is the fact that they are basically proving to the world that the sanctity of marriage is a joke in this country, and people care more about the the tabloid pics than the fact that this wedding wasn't even real. They aren't even officially married. They just had a 'ceremony' so that they could premiere it and get those ratings in for the new season of Khloe's show. But what really is either sad or reediculously funny is this OK! Mag cover. How is it KHLOE & LAMAR's wedding YET the pregnant sister, Kim and Khloe are the total focus of the picture and Lamar's big ass is just barely in the background. They are all Tardy for the fuckin Party. But hey, if people were willin to pay me hundreds of thousands of dollars to be a douche, I'd be tardy for the party too. Congrats. SMDH.

Shame On You Bank Of America!!!

Please tell me why a Bank of America teller wouldn't let a man BORN WITH NO ARMS cash his check because he couldn't give a thumb print? I'm surprised he didn't just smack the shit out of her....oh wait.

No Way Is This Maia Campbell...Right?

Please tell me this is just some lady who happens to look really similar to Maia. I'm refusing to believe this is her... Word on da screets is that "Maia" is a straight up prostitute and crack head. Did the "In the House" checks really just stop coming? Just why?

VH1 Divas....How Dare You???!!!!

I am beyond shocked and Ru Pauled, I am PISSED. Da fuck is wrong with VH1???!!!! Breathe......in, out, up, down, round and round...mkay. So VH1 decided it was time to have another VH1 Divas concert after four years on hiatus. That would normally be a fantastic idea unless you are the fuckin retard that picked Miley FUCKIN Cyrus as a Diva. A DIVA!!! MILEY SHITTAY CYRUS!!!!! Jesus take the wheel and steer me out this bitch cuz I can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are the new "Divas": Kelly Clarkson - Love her, but she's beyond chunky right now and she ain't nobody's diva. Leona Lewis - Leona can sing her ass off but da fuck else has she done other than Bleeding Love and look like Mariah from her Vision of Love days?????? And she ain't nobody's diva. Adele - I enjoy Adele, I chase pavements, but seriously, I would prefer a drunk ass Amy Wino wit her beehive fallin off and her skin peelin. And I can't say for sure, but I really don't think she's nobdoy's diva. and Miley Muthafuckin Cyrus. She can't even sing, VH1. She can't even sing. How does Hannah Montana step into a place that Whitney Houston has been? I can't. I really can't. Is VH1 trying to say that there aren't any more Divas left? They had to scrape the bottom of barrel to put together a show? I'm just so confused. If I was Whitney, Mariah, Celine, Aretha, Tina, Diana, Patti, Cher, Beyonce, Erykah, Jill, Alicia, or even damn Barbara Streisand I would roll up to VH1, five fingers iced da fuck out, and back slap bitches til Hannah Montana no longer sounds like she's singin from the back of her damn anal cavity. So what if Whitney is just comin out her crack stupor or that Mariah is married to a little boy cuz she's a little girl? Is there nooooobody else? I mean call Lil Kim and Cyndi Lauper!!! Mkay maybe there is nobody else and if that is the case, that means you just don't put on the show. Or maybe have your stupid show but call it something else. You can't start off with the best of the best and then go to the worst. It just makes no damn sense. I'm boycottin VH1 til Real Chance of Love comes back on (Yes, I hate me too.) Fuckin assholes. Source

Black Harvard Scholar Arrested Tryna Get In His House....

Black kids can't swim in a pool in Philly and now prominent Harvard professor and scholar Henry Louis Gates, Jr. was arrested opening a stuck door at his own home. I can't with the racism. I really can't. You ain't neva lie Henry! This IS what happens to black men in America. SMDH. Henry Louis Gates Jr., the nation’s pre-eminent black scholar, is accusing Cambridge police of racism after he was arrested while trying to force open the locked front door of his home near Harvard University. Cambridge police were called to the home Thursday afternoon after a woman reported seeing a man “wedging his shoulder into the front door as to pry the door open,” according to a police report. An officer ordered the man to identify himself, and Gates refused, according to the report. Gates began calling the officer a racist and said repeatedly, “This is what happens to black men in America.” Officers said they tried to calm down the 58-year-old academic, who responded, “You don’t know who you’re messing with,” according to the police report. Gates was arrested on a disorderly conduct charge after police said he “exhibited loud and tumultuous behavior.” He was released later that day on his own recognizance and arraignment was scheduled for Aug. 26. Gates referred comment to his lawyer, fellow Harvard scholar Charles Ogletree, who was not immediately available. Cambridge police declined to comment, and the Middlesex district attorney’s office said it could not do so until after Gates’ arraignment. The woman who reported Gates did not return a message Monday. Many of Gates’ African-American colleagues believe his arrest is part of a pattern of racial profiling in Cambridge, said Allen Counter, who has taught neuroscience at Harvard for 25 years. Counter has said he was stopped on campus by two Harvard police officers in 2004 after being mistaken for a robbery suspect. They threatened to arrest him when he could not produce identification. “We do not believe that this arrest would have happened if professor Gates was white,” Counter said. “It really has been very unsettling for African-Americans throughout Harvard and throughout Cambridge that this happened.” Counter said he spoke to Gates, who told him police continued to question him after he showed them his license and Harvard identification. “They did not believe him when he said that he was in his own home,” Counter said. “He was totally mistreated in this incident.” Gates is the director of Harvard University’s W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research and served for 15 years as chairman of what is now the Department of African and African American Research. He joined the Harvard faculty in 1991 and holds one of 20 prestigious “university professors” positions at the school. He also was host of “African American Lives,” a PBS show about the family histories of prominent U.S. blacks. Time magazine named him one of the 25 most influential Americans in 1997. Somebody needs to go ring the bell of that dumb bitch who called the police on her neighbor (whom she has prolly seen er' friggin day) and back slap the shit out of her ass. Now she has a reason. Source

Blatant Racism Still Exist In 2009? What A Shock...

So a groups of kids from Creative Steps Day Camp in Northeast Philly paid $1900 for one day of swimming each week during the summer at a swim club. The kids get all excited and make their way to club only to have their money refunded and told to leave. The president of the club then went on to say, "There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club." While it is obvious that racism is more than prevalent today and everyday, I mean the fact that Bill O'Reilly is on television proves that, it still makes you clutch your pearls in total disgust that black children were literally turned away from fun times at a pool that they PAID for. One of the kids (boy pictured above) who was turned away said he hear a lady say, "'Uh, what are all these black kids doing here?' She's like, 'I'm scared they might do something to my child,'"...and you know the dumb bitch was more than serious and probably really scared. This is just more proof - not that we need it - that whether they call you a nigger to your face or behind your back after they just smiled and shook your hand, that a large majority of the pale people really believe the beautiful darker nation to be just that. What else is there left to say? The earth will explode before racism is truly abolished. And since I truly believe that be the case, when kids can't swim in a pool because the pale people are scared they might change the complexion of the club, all you can do is remember that our president is a Black man. As far as I'm concerned, I'll take joy in my own ignorance and believe that Team Black is winning. Source

Just Why???

Soooooo...I'm finally back in functionin mode and seriously, what is there to focus on? I can't cry over Michael anymore...he knows I love him very much and we were both wonderin if Usher was gonna jump in the casket during the memorial (and why he didn't know the correct lyrics to the song)....but you know, we can't talk about that. So what else does my schizo brain think about...Steve McNair. I learned about his death a couple of days ago like everyone else but it has now been confirmed - not like we didn't already know - that his death was a murder suicide and his sideline ho shot him twice in the head, twice in the chest and then shot herself. Sigh.... There are so many different ways I can approach this. Do I go the "how dare you die cuz your sideline ho is crazy??? Don't you test for this shit before you start fuckin dese hos?" or I could say, "Seriously, Steve...but she's fugly" or I could say, "But you have a beautiful wife at home, with four boys, and um, she's a fugly bitch who works at Hooters. Did they not have any other non-psycho hotter bitches slangin wings?" or I could say "See what happens, Kobe? Next time it won't be a law suit...bitch will just kill yo ass"..... But I think what is more appropriate is that I say how sad I am by this...and I mean that. Steve was so young and had four boys to turn into men and overall, from what we all know, he was one of the good ones. We all have poor judgement er'now and then and sometimes our decisions....well, we can't come back from. I just feel bad for Mechelle. How horrible must it be to learn that not only was your husband cheating on you BUT the bitch killed him! I can't even imagine. How do you mourn that? She gave 12 years to this man and this slutty ho took it all away after a few months of her gettin a lil money and some NFL dick. I mean daayum! When is it ever THAT serious?! I can't. How is Mechelle supposed to go on after this? What does she tell her boys? Beyond devastating and horribly pointless. Sigh...RIP Steve. I'm sending strength, courage, and wisdom to Mechelle....

Just Put Him Under Da Jail...Seriously

Not to long ago, I posted a letter that rapper C-Murder wrote askin people (people as in you and me) to donate money to him to help him pay his legal bills. I was like he must be out of his damn mind. And clearly he is. They actually have him shooting people on video. Yes, we all get to see him shoot at people cuz he couldn't get in a club. As much as I can believe it, I really just can't believe people are this fuckin ignorant and horrible. Really dude? You are willing to take lives cuz you can't get a club? Ree-fuckin-diculous....and sad too.

Are You Serious?

C-Murder is asking for help. He wants YOU to help pay his legal bills. His brother is the one who is sittin on all kinds of millions BUT he wants people who are trying to pay their mortgages, car notes, and feed their children to donate to his cause....which is payin to help him not have to be on house arrest. Not to mention, he isn't just askin for anything you can offer, he done specified an amount. C-Murder wants $1,000. I can't. Source

Steve Harvey: Act Like A Writer, Think Like A Thief?

A woman named Sharon P. Carson is claiming that her book was straight up jacked by Steve Harvey. She says she wrote and copyrighted the book, "Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man" in 2004, only to watch Steve Harvey become a best selling author of a book with the same title and same content, going on Oprah gettin the shine of his life and having women believe he is fillin us in on HIS logic and advice on finding and keeping a man. The Savy Sista posted Sharon's statement and you should go there to read the whole thing, where she gives examples of similarities in their words, but I'll just give you a lil of what she says... "My name is Sharon P. Carson and I copyrighted the book: Act like a lady think like a man in 2004 and Steve Harvey’s book with the same title was published in 2009. Let me say first of all that I have read Steve Harvey’s book, and I have no doubt that either he or someone involved in the writing or publishing of his book, read my book first and used it as a model for his by copying my title, my theme and my general format. That someone knew that they had found a very profound title for a book; Act like a lady think like a man, and if they could find a message to fit that title, they could use the celebrity of Steve Harvey to sell it. But in my view, they could not find a consistent message because they really did not really understand the title and they did not understand it because they did not originate it, they copied it. I understand it because I originated it, - it came from my heart and not from my head. ACT LIKE A LADY- THINK LIKE A MAN Throughout Steve Harvey’s book, he tells women that they should “ACT LIKE A LADY’ But there is no place that I found in his book where he defines exactly what that means in context. I can tell you, however, how it has been defined in my book. And I quote: For me and the purposes of my book, acting like a lady has nothing to do with manicures, pedicures, high-heeled shoes or weekly hair do’s. A woman who acts like a lady is one who exudes self confidence. She accepts and appreciates who she is both inside and out. She respects herself and demands respect from her male counter part. I also tried to convey that message through the books cover that I designed, that shows a woman in a boxing ring looking very much like she is ready to hold her own in any situation. Now for the second part of the title: THINK LIKE A MAN In Steve’s book the words THINK LIKE A MAN, seem to mean that; a woman needs to learn what a man thinks; in terms of his likes and dislikes in women. Things like; credit, success, housekeeping, weight gain, smoking, and heels or flats among other things. The premise seems to be that if she meets the man’s expectations in these areas and others, he will provide her with that loving relationship she desires. But when I placed the words THINK LIKE A MAN in the title, my intent was to deliver a message to women that they should be as tough minded in relationships as many men are." This is real interesting, isn't it? I mean at this point, unfortch, there prolly isn't a whole lot Sharon can do about it, if this is indeed true (and I sooo wouldn't be surprised if it is). Steve done made his money, done become Oprah's new relationship advisor, and done took Tom Joyner's spot in Chicago. Even if Sharon is able to prove that Steve stole her book, it will prolly take her forever to do so, all of her money, and by then Steve will be taking over Dr. Phil's time slot and no one will give a shit. Sucks azz! Source

Teen Girl Nekkid On Her MySpace Page

So what da fuck else is new right? Well this 14 year old girl has been arrested and charged with child pornography and distribution of child porno and if convicted could be forced to register as a sex offender and faces up to 17 years in jail. She said she just wanted her boyfriend to see her doin zexy times and lookin hot. Da children, yup, the ones on Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter and er'where else....they are our future. Bless the Internet.

Daily Wackness

I think I'm late on this but so da hell what. It seems that since Beyonce has made having an alter ego the hottest shit since, well since the other day, it looks like er'body and they mama gonna try to follow the trend. It looks to be Ciara's turn. Ciara says: “When I’m performing, I’m just having fun, letting go and not even trying to think too much about what’s going on. I know that I am here to perform and it’s time to rock it. You become another person. Another person inside of me totally surfaces when it comes to performing - Ciara, buh-bye, all right Super C. Super C is a character that people will learn more about on this record.That is my alter ego. Super C doesn’t hold back. She is definitely aggressive. She goes hard. Super C can do some magical and funky things. She works hard. She dances to the 10th power. She does everything to the 10th power.” First of all, what da hell kinda low budget wack ass name is Super C? Sounds like you're a vitamin that I don't want to take Ciara. And secondly, don't this sound just like what Yonce says when she talks about how she becomes Sasha Fierce?! Beyonce talks about herself in third person and how Sasha Fierce is the one that goes on stage and blah blah blah. Like at least tell the truth and say well since Beyonce got to do it, I want to do it too. I mean damn! This annoys me to all high hell. Just because your new single ain't do too well and now you have to push your album back because there was no way you could compete with Beyonce or Sasha Fierce, now you gotta go and create some fake ass alter ego. And most likely it is true that 'somebody else' takes over when performers go on stage, I just think it is really not a good look that you wait to bring out the alter ego after Yonce done did it and did it way better than you will. If you bite off somebody, you have to do it and then take it to next level. Ummmmm, Yonce is a pro at that. Step your game up, boo. And who is next, huh? Is Ashanti gonna start talkin bout you know, when I get on stage, that's not me, that's Bananas Girl?! I can't!

Razzi Rage Over Paris Fuckin Hilton. I Can't.

Whitney Elizabeth Houston! Just Hell And No!

UPDATE: And that most certainly explains the wet and wavy weave. This is supposedly Whitney's album cover for her come-back album, and if it is, somebody needs to be bitch slapped and fired immediately. However, I'm going to believe that this is the work of some obsessed Whitney fan who has fun with photo shop. And whoever you are, you need more people. This shit is horrible! First of all, Whitney would never rock a wet & wavy weave. Never! Secondly, could it be anymore obvious that Whitney's face has clearly been plopped on someone else's body? And the way her name is written - with the I and the T and the H all connecting...um, it is not 1987! Ugh. Even on the highest of crack highs, Whitney would never approve this bullshit. (Crack is one hell of a drug tho....let us pray.) Source