I'm Just Sayin....

Please excuse my lack of posting. It's just been hard. I mean, for one thing, there just isn't a whole lot to talk about. And you guys know that I have to be moved into discussion. Where's my motivation?! I did want to mention that since I didn't get my Golden Girls necklace from Santa as I had asked, can somebody please find it in their heart to get me the GG doll collection? Seriously, somebody look me out. Truth be told, I have really just been waiting for Janet to come out on 106 & Park to challenge Yonce to a weave pullin, one rib removin, gayer than gayelle dance off. Why? I mean this happened a while ago, but you guys had to have heard that Janet is pissed that Yonce was talkin shit about how she grew up upper class and her family didn't use her to get out of a bad situation like the Jacksons. I actually read the article in which she makes that comment a long time ago and I didn't think anything of it....but now that I think about it, Yonce might want to think about the shit she says before she says it....even Sasha Fierce can get her wig knocked off. And I really want Janet to be the one to do it. Then again, if I were Yonce, I would just send Janet pics of her family and be like um, in case you needed proof....yeah, I said it. And what? Then I would send her a pic of my man and let her know that his big ass lips will swallow her midget man whole. Don't start none, won't be none. Oh wait, so I was enjoyin some Brown Juice so that this reality bullshit wouldn't be so hard and it was doin its job and had me feelin like how Sanjaya looks on his album cover...I thought it was the Brown Juice but it seems he really does have an album and that really is the cover and he really does look like that and that really is the pose they chose and his hair is really that flat ironed and hot rodded.... but who cares, the BJ really has me dancing to the music in my head, so right on Jaya! Anyhoooo.....I wake up from my BJ induced coma and saw this.... Am I the only one who sang "Can We Talk" like I was on Star Search and couldn't wait to let Tevin Campbell know 'I Was Ready' to love him back in the day? Ummmmm.....why does Tevin look like he's 56.5 years of age? The episode of "The Fresh Prince" when Ashley loves Tevin still comes on...it wasn't that long ago? Was it? Oh bujeeezus....gimme my BJ. I can't. I'll holla.

Lauryn Hill? With Martha Stewart? Da Hell?

Lauryn Hill does not look happy to be at this Martha Stewart book signing at a Williams Sonoma store in New Jersey. Her kids, on the other hand, look more than happy to be gettin some cookies! Especially that little one. He is cheesin and thinkin this is the best damn cookie ever!!! The one next to him wouldn't even stop chewin for the pic. They prolly are not used to treats. No one seems to know if Lauryn just likes Martha Stewart or if she just happened to be in the store but at least her afro was picked out and her clothes were normal. I wish she had a little more joy in her eyes. At least her children look well adjusted, normal, and happy. Oh Lauryn, please sing a song about it. PUHLEASE! Source

I'm Tryna Keep Up....

Hey there, hi there. I could have sworn that I scheduled my hiatus to begin as soon as summer was officially over and the tempature dipped below 60 degrees. Cuh-learly, sumtin ain't right cuz depsite the fact that summer is indeed officially over and when I left my house this mornin it was 46 degrees, I still haven't managed to put my ass in a seat and keep it there. Not to mention I'm dealin wit some real extra micro management type bullshit and well, let's just say that I'm followin the calming rules that I learned on a epsiode of Family Matters a long time ago. Memba Carl, the dad (is that his name?) would get all mad and start screaming and stuff and then Harriet, the mom (is that her name?) was like Carl you need to simma down. So Carl learned a counting and breathing technique that I try and follow to this day. When you feel yourself about to explode and ready to get to cussin just take a deep breath and go "1,2,3....what the heck is bothering me?" The problem is, there is a second part to that and I don't remember it, so when I go 1,2,3...what the heck is bothering me, I tell myself what's bothering me and just pisses me off even more that I can't just slap a bitch and tell muthafuckas to leave me the fuck alone. But I digress....what's goin on in the world? Lord. I think you've all seen this and stared. Mouth agape, with a beyond serious crooked eye just wondering why no one called 911. I mean this is clearly an emergency! Foxy Brown celebrated her birthday wit the most atrocious nappily neva afta weave I think I've ever seen. I can't even begin to understand the....is that all new growth? I can't. I actually feel sorry for her. She needs help. Seriously. The least somebody could do was give her some grease. Just damn! Speakin of hair...the Jolie-Pitt babies were out and about. Baby Z looks a lil sleepy and she just don't got no time to be mean muggin but can we be happy that Angelina put her hair in a puff? I mean, yes she could have added some oils and maybe actually brushed her edges, but....at least its better than usual. Right? Either Jelly Belly's belly is extra jiggly OR somebody really is expectin. Hmph. Jessie James and D'Lila Star do couture with their parents. Those little girls are just too cute. Love it! Tyler Perry just made history by being the first African American to own and operate his own move studio. All of black anybody who is anybody was there to celebrate Tyler who was straight up homeless and is now damn near a billionaire and runnin shit and doin Hollywood his way. But of course with success comes drama. It seems Tyler fired some of his writers after they tried to get a union contract. I would hope that this is not the case or if it is, that there is a real reason behind Tyler not offering them the contracts that they were asking for. I really just thought this picket sign was funny. Like are they really askin Tyler how he doin with his health care or are they asking Tyler, How YOU doin? I mean, cuz really, they could be askin both. Congrats Tyler.

Bored Zsugsh...

Hey Bitches. I have tons of work to do, this is the slowest news week, and I'm over fashion week. As much as I love to look hot 2 def, a week of this is too much for me. Why can't there be a Food Week wear all you do is eat anything you want while sittin next to celebs who don't eat. And I'm not talking about NYC Restaurant Week (altho I do indulge) cuz that's not free. I'm talkin bout a tent (as in the fashion week tents) where there is just nothin but free noshes and champagne and Goose. And while you stuffin scrimp in yo mouff your like OMG, Posh are u not gonna eat that? Yummmmmmmmmmmm. Anyway, there is nothing to talk about but who was seen at this show and after one or two shows, I done seen er'body I need to see and I'm done. The parties are still fun tho. That's fo sho. Oh but speaking of fashion, in case you were wondering why Solange K. makes the fashion choices that she does, click I am going to attempt to use the term "self-actualize" as many times a day as I can. Anyhooo.... Even more boring is that people are still tryna find ways to bring Barack down. I'm sure you all know that the white women are lovin some Palin and all of a sudden the polls are swinging in McCain's favor. And now, Barack done spoke the truth and these bitches are mad. You can put lipstick on a pig," Obama said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig." Um, is that not true? You could put lipstick on Sarah Palin's daughter and she'd still be a knocked up teenage ho cuz her mama don't believe in sex education or abortion or women's right to choose. Is that not true? I don't see what the drama is. Not to mention, McCain and Palin have both made the same statement and Barack has made reference to this lipstick pig thing before but all of a sudden it is an attack against Palin. UGH!!!! I can't. I just need for it to be November so we can be done with this bullshit and watch President Obama make it do wut it do. And seriously, if for some reason Barack doesn't win, all of my people's living outside of the U.S. please get a bed ready....cuz I'm comin. I need a Serta and fluffy pillows only please. And who cares that Jelly Belly is pregnant again ....if she is even pregnant again. Way to save a pointless marriage. And is Eve really dating this dude? Should we be more mad that she is rockin micros or that this guy looks dirty? And um, why would Deelishis's (yes the Flava of Love Deelishis) engagement/wedding warrant any media attention? And seriously, the family portraits? Why must people try so hard???? I can't. Anyway, so I'm off to self-actualize. Should anything deem worthy for me to chat about I'll be back and I'll make it impossible for you to overlook me amongst the crowd of other blogs. Luh u, bye.

A Lil Holiday Random Ish...

Hey Bitches!!!! With the holiday weekend still bubblin and while I'm still tryna figure out why my thighs are burnin, I thought I would do a lil check in and see what's been goin on in the world. I know we all saw Barack's speech on Thursday. No need to reszusgh that. He is the President of this bitch. Done. I refuse to even acknowledge McCain's bullshit VP pick. I mean, I think we all know that McCain's people know they are going to lose and someone thought well, we could try to get all of Clinton's bitter supporters by selecting some random Alaska Governor who has no experience doing anything and is pretending to be the mother of her 16 year old daughter's Down Syndrome baby. They think that women are so desperate to have a woman in some role of importance that Hill's people will vote Republican. But I think women, even the dumb bitter ones, are smart enough to know that voting for an old man puppet and a random woman who are both very much opposed to a woman's right to choose and support spending billions on oil would not be a good look. That's all I have to say about that. On a much brighter note, we all finally got to see Halle's daughter Nahla. She's a cutie of course. Those eyes! And then a lil zwexy....Tyson just lettin it all hang out. Me likey! I hope you all have a fabulous holiday weekend!!! Image Source

Monday Mornin Blah Blah Blah

Mkay. I had a very relaxing and enjoyable weekend that I spent in somewhat of a recuperation mode - which included eating Aaronella's Mac & Cheese (it makes no sense how good that shit is), Popeyes (I only eat white meat but why I was killin some thighs and had about 3 legs too) and floatin in a hot tub high as the Big Dipper. Just what I needed. Anyhoo...so I expect to do my mornin research and find all kind of good ish I can zusgh on today. And there just isn't anything goin on today. Nothing, actually. I mean, other than Lil Mama lookin beyond extra and fugtastical with her Lil Bo Peep bonnet/Minnie Mouse Bow and her high collar shirt with scraps from her bonnet/bow that would prolly look better on Prince, there just isn't much to discuss. So Lil Mama gets my vote for Daily Fug. I guess I could talk about the revealing of the Brangelina Twins Knox and Vivienne, but what is there to say? First of all, you can only see one of the babies on their People cover. Which of course was done on purpose, so that you will go buy the magazine so that you can view their 19 page family album and analyze each pic to see which baby looks like who and of course, to see Baby Z givin some side eye. I don't know boutchu, but I plan to. Well, I prolly won't buy the mag but I will be reviewing the entire album at the bookstore as I wait for the train. I could care less about the shoot out at Jermaine Dupri's party but I will say that I love the best friend trio of Nia Long, Sanaa Lathan and Gabrielle Union. Gorgeousness times three and I love that they stay partyin, stay out and about, stay on their grind and even more importantly they stay friends. Which in Hollywood is hard to do. I would love to just sit and listen to them talk about their men, who stayed tryna be up in their ear on some ol "you must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you" wack ass steez, who they saw actin a fool, lookin a mess, which new role they just go offered, the hateration etc. Love them. Oh and lastly, I did want to mention Solange's song that has made its way all over the net. It is is called Fuck The Industry Signed Sincerely. First of all, I don't even care how the songs sounds, I love the title. I done said I loved this chic and she just keeps giving me reason after reason to continue to rep for Solo HARD. Not to mention, the song is actually rather hot. She starts the song off sayin "I'll never be picture perfect Beyonce..." I mean, let them know Solo! YES, I was the first one to shake my head and call Solo all kinds of stupid asses when she was 17 years old having a baby and gettin married. YES, I was like this lil girl is just starved for attention and since no one cares about her she is gonna pop out a kid and play house. And it pissed me off because I actually knew Solange had some talent. I loved a few songs off of Solo Star, her first album. The only problem is they still had her rockin braids and lookin like she was still a backup dancer for Destiny Child. Didn't nobody want to see that so nobody actually took time to listen. Anyway, as I have said more than a few times, I am so pumped for her album and I am even more excited that she is really steppin up and steppin out into the world as her own person who just happens to be the sister of that B. Good for you, Solo. So that's my blah blah blah for the day. I feel like tomorrow will be much more stimulating. More thought provoking. Possibly more fug. More fun. Let's hope. Have a good one bitches!!!

Random Ish....

This may be something we all have pondered at one time or another, but is Jermaine short enough to legally be considered a Little Person? Seriously, Janet ain't but 4'10 1/2 and we can't see her shoes but I'm assuming she's wearing heels and she is towering over J.D. the midget. I know, I know, he's standing on his money stacks. How many poles do I have to slide down and booty claps must I do in order to have these ridiculously fabulous Dior shoes in my life?!!!! Seriously, do we need a New Edition/New Kids on the Block collaboration? While Amy Wino is throwin bo's while performing, WHY is her husband Blake is sending love letters to a crack head inmate named Melissa who is in jail for supplying class A drugs? And of course you can't read his dyslexic, heroine, crack head penmanship so here is a quote: "I squeeze your throat whilst your sucking me and I ask you if your a dirty bitch. At most we’ve got to wait ten weeks for the best snog of our lives!! Miss you Lissy, love and rockets, your Blakey x x x.” Right. Crack is wack people. Crack is wack. After the BET Awards atrocity would you pay money to see Keyshia Cole, Weezy, T-Pain, and Akon perform? Actually, now that I think about it, da hell is Akon doin in the line-up?!

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-Barack Obama is on the cover of Rolling Stone for the second time...ever wonder what your future president listens to on his iPod? (Rolling Stone) -Kimora's model behavior seems to be working in her favor...at least in the court room. (Bossip) -Naomi's model behavior got her ass banned from Nelson Mandela's concert celebrating his 90th B-day. (D-Listed) -Naomi was, however, invited to the pre-party along with Oprah, Will & Jada and many others A-listers and clearly fun times were had. (ConcreteLoop) -And speaking of Naomi, who knew that Rev. Run had more hair under his armpits than Naomi has on her edges? (YBF) -Did you watch the Celeb Family Fued with Ice -T's family vs. Joan River's family?! A botox silicone nightmare. (Lipstick Bitches) -Syesha Mercado does OK! magazine fabulously. Who da hell is Syesha Mercado? (Inawordfab)

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At 42, Stacey Dash is still bangin. Can I get some of her steroids and donkey milk? Lil Wayne's album cover features a Weezy F. Baby baby pic with the infamous gang tear tats and a pinky ring. Just why? - YBF Toni Braxton was hospitalized after a Vegas show late last night. We hope she gets better soon and that maybe the doctors can figure out why you can't actually hear her sing during her live shows. Can someone turn her levels up....please. Love you Toni! - Bossip Apparently Scary Spice thinks every girl should look like Chester Cheeto's lil sister on her way to a photo shoot for the Animal Planet. - Inawordfab Naomi needs her bi-polar/delusional/psycho meds immediately. - Dlisted

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So apparently, I'm the only one who enjoyed Janet's Rock Wit U video. I mean it wasn't the bestest ever but it was damn better than Feedback. But it seems not even Janet liked it and so her label called a crisis intervention and they are doing a re-shoot. I mean I loved the choreography and I liked that it looked like everyone was on E while she just continues to say strobe lights make everything sexier. Well now I can't wait to see how she plans to top that. - Perez And clearly, I may not know good videos when I see them, but I'm going to put it out there and say I'm really feelin Kanye's new video for Homecoming featuring Chris Martin. I love that Chris Martin's body outline is the view through which we see stuff. Cool. Sarah Jessica Parker rocks a jacket made out of Fozzie the Bear's fur. Wonka Wonka! - Go Fug Yourself ANTM model cast off Marvita says that she was just doin what Tyra told her but its all good because now she has guys asking her to ring up their wood. - Oh No They Didn't Damn test tube baby! The first test tube twins turn 25! Thanks to them, J.LO and so many moms have test tube babies! - MSNBC

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Mariah pulls of grown and sexy fabulously for an album promo shoot. While Wendy Williams avoided discussing the "Elephant in the room" (her words, not mine) on her show yesterday, Natasha over at YBF got some inside dirt on the whole Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter/Nicole Spence drama....seems like Nicole is a ho and Wendy got low self esteem - The YBF Jelly Belly got the man who allows her to walk around looking beat and ashy and done had the baby that nobody believes exists, yet she is still beyond jealous and insecure. Seems she bitched out over the hotness that is Keri Hilson on the set of Ur-sher's video shoot. - Bossip Say it isn't so?! Tyra to leave the show she created cuz she's over it and hates Mr. Jay? I think I believe it. I mean how many cycles can you deal with Mr. Jay's hair? Not to mention, I can totally believe that she must be tired of saying "I only have one photo in my hands....." - DListed Cassie is HOT so that must be the reason why she's so Thirsty - Love B.Scott When Busta Rhymes has to take a shit, just let him....silly goose. - Necole Bitchie Danity Kane beats Janet, Erykah and er'e body else with their second album, Weclome to the Dollhouse. This is their second #1 album and they sold 2,000 more albums in the first week than with their first album. This is the 2nd highest selling album of the year so far (it is only March and Madonna and Mariah are coming out in a few weeks) but this is major for DK...and that Diddy/MTV....genius. - Billboard

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Mariah's album cover...it works. Halle has named her baby girl Nahla Ariela Aubry and while I could do without the Ariela, I love the name Nahla - People So um, somebody told Vivica she could pick the next great celebrity stylist. VH1's new show Glam God will be hosted by Viv and will have 20 contestants compete for the chance to dress the stars. The eight episode series searches for the stylist with the triple threat. Who can create the perfect look through hair, make-up and wardrobe. 'Glam God With Vivica A. Fox' is Slated to Premiere in Summer 2008. - YBF What man wouldn't want to love Lauren London right down to her baby toe? - Necole Bitchie Tell em why you mad son! Who felt the need to play the shit out of Mary J. Blige and put all her business on wax? None other than crackhead DMX. Why boo? What did Mary really do to make you so mad son? Damn....he hurt my feelings with this bullshit. - That's Not Hott! Day 26 has a new video for their single Got Me Going. Boo.

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Lovin these pics from some spread Saleisha did. Love the hair, both of those dresses, and more importantly, her face looks hot to def. Fierce indeed! Congrats to the new cast members of The Color Purple who made their debut last night. Lakisha Jones from American Idol, Bebe Winans, and Chaka Khan. Patti is just there to support...but how DOPE would it be if Patti just bust through sangin...You Told Harpo to Beat MEEEEEEEEEEEE and then just start kickin' off her shoes and beatin ass while takin everybody to church. You know what, let me call Lady O about this right now. Yonce, Jay, and Ye were at the Nets vs. Sonics game last night. I have to say, as per usual, Yonce looks casually beautiforous....and why I know somebody who got those Louboutin boots for Christmas... otherwise I would have no idea that they were Louboutin. I also love that Yonce is helping Kanye get thru the rough times. I mean playing Connect Four with him and making him laugh...way to go Yonce. I just want to know...where is Alexis? I haven't seen her not a once since his mom passed. I actually love them as a couple so I am hoping all is well and they are getting thru.

Random Ish....

Mary is workin da hell out of another cover! The legs are off the chain! But am I the only one that hates the song she is singing in that iPod commercial?? Erykah is the only beauty who could actually look even more beautious with nappy knots. Lovin the look, lovin the new single and the cover art for the single, and damn sure can't wait until the album drops!!! Seriously, this new brown hair on Yonce is beautiful. This is like the most gorgeous she's been in a long time. Love it! Tyra Banks is annoying....seriously. So Bow Wow and Eve are on her show.....she decides to have "the sex" talk with Bow Wow....he might be of midget stature but he's a grown ass man....why does this bitch have him sit on her lap to talk about flower stems and petals??? THEN the bitch has Bow Wow ask Eve out on a date.....and just like I would, Eve says yes. I'm sayin....Bow Wow might be 4'11 and 3/4 but he's hot. It's called room service and leaving before anybody sees you. Make it do wut it do Eve! Watch the clip for yourself.

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Dani is the new face for Akademiks. I love that she stays with a job and always looks hella fab....well not always....but um, D is makin it do wut it do. What is there to say? My girls are just the cutest and Kimora is the luckiest bitch...I would really like to sit down with Kimora and discuss how much better her life must be now that she is no longer getting poked by Russell and is now getting her back blown out and weave twisted regularly by a Mandingo....I mean I know the answer, I just want to live vicariously.....damn her! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!!! Rih Rih out and about lookin cute as per usual but um...hasn't she been out and about a bit much lately? I could use a few days without a Rih Rih sighting. Eh, Eh. Lastly, Salt (from Salt-N-Pepa) did a video interview for People magazine and she introduces her family and talks about her departure from S-N-P...nothing new here but she looks pretty and her family is so cute. Her daughter looks just like her. Should you feel like watching, click: AMEN

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One would think with Mr. Zs money stacks he would hit up his teeth situation...I mean would a bleaching hurt? I also believe 6 months with Invisalign would most certainly hit that most severe crooked front tooth/overlap. I simply love that J-Hud is playing Carrie's assistant and we have our first glimpse of her on a shoot down by Astor Place....I can't say I understand how those boots go with that outfit but watevs....make it do wut it do Hudson! Did ya'll hear that these fools (Diddy) named themselves Making the Band 4?! Like that is the name of the group. I hope I've read incorrect information but if I haven't, WTFluckery? It is like these groups just ask to not succeed. Yo son, I'm on my way to cop Making the Band 4's album! Just why?! Lastly, Jonetta, Dumbsher's mother came out to support him for the launch of his fragrance....funny enough, Jelly Belly was not at the event....I can't believe Dumbsher put that donkey before his mother. I'm just happy that they (mother and son) are still trying to maintain some semblance of a relationship....Jonetta most certainly will be there to say I told you so and pick up the pieces.

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As I knew he would, Kanye has beat Some Change in the Hip Hop Soap Opera that was "All My Panties in A Bunch"....after both of them threw all types of temper tantrums for one reason or another, ultimately, the best won. And I for one am pleased. Honestly, other than Big, Nas, Jay, and Common, I cannot listen to rap music. If I do listen, it is in my car or while I'm droppin it at the club and I'm not even really listening just leanin' wit it/rockin wit it to the beat. Kanye is one rapper, I must say that A., you can understand what he is saying both lyrically and vocally and 2., he simply makes great music. So why is this the first time I've given Kanye my money....well for one, I bought into the hype. I wanted Kanye to beat Some Change and so I made it my business to help the cause. B., while I have appreciated Kanye's previous musical offerings, this is the first time that I have been like wow, I am really feelin this song right now....three singles in a row at that. Not to mention, the whole CD is off the hook. Each song has something to say and it just all makes sense....over some ree-dicuslously banging beats. And for real, rap or R&B, Graduation is one of the best CDs I've heard in a long time....and its about time. So thank you Kanye and Congrats. PS...Ye was on Wendy Williams yesterday and he is Hi-larious. Wendy kept asking about his skinny jeans and if he was how you doin...he says he isn't and I believe him....I think. Another Congrats has to go to Dick...that would be Dick from Big Brother 8. He proved that being an evil, mean, can't speak one sentence without cussin, horrible jackass can win you $500K. Ummmm, where the fuck is my $500K?! I cuss people out on a regula all day er'e day. But if I took my ass on Big Brother I would be kicked out immediately because not only would I cuss a bitch out, but I would swift kick her ass in her left jaw then beat that bitch bare knuckles until Big Brother came and got me. So ummmm, yeah, guess I'll have to get my $500K+ another way. Do we care that O.J. Simpson prolly didn't do it this time and now he is prolly going to jail for the rest of his life because of what he really did do. Bitches ya'll know he killed Ron and Nicole and we all clapped when he got off just cuz every other black person in America was clapping and because white people killed us off hundreds of thousands at a time for 300+ years so one or two of ya'll at the hands of a black man was all to the good. But since he couldn't just keep a low profile and keep his silly ass home and act like he got some sense, he is now going to be tried and hog tied for some shit that seems to me was somewhat of a set-up and O.J. just got a lil bit outta control....ah well, Karma is indeed a bitch O.J. and if the courts don't execute your ass, the police and the booty snatchers in the jail will. Oh wellz! Lastly, here are some pics from a few folk at the Kingdom premiere. I love me some Will and Jada. They are just the cutest!! Both of them look like you just want to smack them up, flip em' then wipe them down. Scrumptious. And Serena was looking all feminine and lady-like and stuff. Me likey. And I think Garcelle looks like she can't breathe but she is fabulous and workin it big belly and all! And for her to be having twins and in her last trimester, she looks amazing. I love it. And I had to put a pic of Jamie in there cuz, well, its his movie.