Unfaithful: Model Behavior

Somebody had to tell me today was Monday. The days just seemed to have blended...beautifully I might add. Isn't that the best part about being on holiday for the holidays? You eat, drink, sleep, chilax, eat, drink, sleep, chilax...until someone reminds you that you might actually have shit to do and you wonder where your motivation is....how I love the holidays. Anyhoo...I did have some things to do today, and I thought I would see what's goin on in da world. As I was doin my research, I came across a fashion spread called "Unfaithful" featuring Nik and Jade from America's Next Top Model and the ridiculous hotness that is Miguel Perdomo. The photoshoppin is more than a bit extra, but nevertheless, they did the damn thing on this shoot. I love the Unfaithful theme too....seein as how Unfaithful seems to be the theme of oh so many.... Loves it! Source

No More Tape For Isis!!

Isis is finally going to have the surgery she's been wishing for so that she can nip and tuck her unwanted peen and turn it into a vajayjay!!! And who is making this dream come true? No other than Tyra! Tyra Banks surprises Isis King, the first transgender contestant on America’s Next Top Model, with sex reassignment surgery in an episode of her talk show to air Tuesday. “This is not happening!” King, who was born Darrell Walls, says when Banks introduces her to Dr. Marci Bowers, a leading gender reassignment surgeon who has experienced the surgery herself. Bowers is paying for the surgery. “[I feel] like I’m about to wake up,” says King - who lived in a homeless shelter in Maryland before trying out for the show. The 22-year-old hadn’t gone under the knife yet because she couldn’t afford the $20,000 to $35,000 price tag. “It’s hard. I try not to think about it because it is something I’m really passionate about,” she says. “I feel like I really was born in the wrong body, and it’s just the one thing that makes me feel uncomfortable.” King wouldn’t allow photos of herself as a male shown on the 11th season of ANTM, but reveals them for the first time on The Tyra Banks Show. Why was she hesitant about the pictures? “I look at it like yes, I’m the first transgender contestant, but okay, lets move past it now,” King explains. “I’m just a woman trying to compete just like everyone else.” I am happy for Isis! Da only thing is, I hope now she finds her true fabulous side. Cuz I don't know if ya'll watched her on ANTM but um, while she takes a fierce ass picture and looked fabulous when she was zsugshed up for her photo shoot, any other time - like during judging and stuff, Isis was strait up a frumpy dumpy. Like boo boo, if you can turn yourself into any kind of woman you want to be, why in da hell would you want to be Ugly Betty? Maybe your new vajajay will add a lil extra sumtin sumtin to your zexy. Source

How Do We Read Body Language?

Ryan Leslie (29) has been seen on a red carpet or two with super model in the makin, Chanel Iman (18) and the two were seen recently lunchin somewhere...clearly on a date of sorts. My first observation is the fact that they are sitting very far apart from each other.... While Ryan gives a "I'm havin a great time!" smile, Chanel gives a smirk or a side smile of sorts...whatever that expression is, she damn sure ain't havin fun. Ryan is clearly enjoyin tellin Chanel his story about how he makes that hot shit and er'body in the club be dancin cuz of him. Chanel, who keeps her sunglasses on the entire time, looks like she could care less and is wonderin why da hell his nose is so big. Ryan may have finally noticed that Chanel is just not that into him and gets serious for a minute. He is askin her if something is wrong. She puts her pinky in her mouth, avoids eye contact, and is wishin she were out on a date with Pharell. Image Source

Hairspray Bitch and Bianca From ANTM Brawl

So I had heard about, but didn't really care about the fight that went down in the Turks & Caicos airport between Nikki Blonsky and Bianca. But I came across video of the drama after the fight went down...it kind of makes no sense that we didn't get the whole fight cuz whoever is talkin in the video clearly saw the whole thing go down. Anyway, according to the reports, Bianca's family asked Hairsprays family to move some of their bags so they could sit down. They moved their stuff but they were talkin shit while they did and then said something about a nigger. Supposedly somebody in Bianca's crew said something like she didn't want to sit next to a white bitch. Well clearly those are fightin words and ish went down. Bianca's mother got beat down by Hairspray's father and is still in the hospital with a broken nose and a cracked skull. DAYUM. Hairspray, her father and Bianca were all arrested. Bianca was released on bail. I'm guessin that means Hairspray and father are still in the pokey. I wonder do they give you plantain for lunch in a carribean jail? According to this video, the Hairsprays started it all. The lady talking in the background says "See this is how they try to make black people look bad." Take a look at the video for yourself. If for no other reason to hear the lady say, "Is that my plane? Is that my flight cuz I gotta go!" She ain't got time for all this bullshit. Source

Tyra Gets Waxy In NYC

OK so memba when Tyra's Madame Tussauds wax figure was revealed in DC? Well they just unveiled Tyra's newest wax model at the Madame Tussauds in NYC. I have to say that NYC waxy Tyra looks like a tranny Barbie....and she looks just like Tyra! Even more so than DC waxy Tyra. NYC waxy Ty's forehead is poppin and they have the lacefront down. I think its pretty dope that Tyra has two waxys. The nice, cute one with a sensible bang, and subtle make-up and the fierce tranny version with the serious eyebrow arches, more than enough make-up and a serious weave. I love them both but I think I'm really lovin NYC waxy. Do you see her givin DC waxy Tyra the side eye?

Tyra Gets Waxy

Model, mogul, and empire creator Tyra Banks has been immortalized. Tyra's fabulousness was put on wax and Madame Tussauds in DC revealed the hot creation. I'm guessin they gave her a bang cuz they didn't have enough wax left over for that 12head. I'm KIDDING!(Damn I crack me up hahahahahaha!) Congrats Tyra! Simply Fierce! Source

Plead Guilty Today, Rip The Runway Tomorrow

So just a day or two after Naomi plead guilty to spitting and trying to beat down the British police after drama on British Airways and escaped jail time yet again and was sentenced to 200 hours of community service and required to pay $400 to each officer she attempted to back slap, Naomi did the damn thing on the runway for the & Gabbana - MFW Menswear Spring / Summer 2009 fashion show in Milan. I mean, Naomi has been beatin bitches down and workin the runway simultaneously for years. There is clearly no one who does it better. Source/Source

Tyra Wins Her First Emmy!

Congrats to Tyra for winning her Emmy for Best Talk Show (informative)! While I could have done without her beyond extra acceptance speech...you know her rant about telling people who tell you you can't do something to kiss your big, fat, jiggly, dimply, bootylicious, skinny, fat ass! When they showed her mother at the end of her speech, she looked like damn Tyra, you should have stopped at thanking Oprah for being your inspiration. Anyway, I'm really happy that Tyra has managed to build a truly successful empire. What I'm not happy about is is Trya's extra blonde lacefront and that dress. She looks like she's all one color. Me no likey at all.

Fabulosity of the Day: The Black Issue

Who would have ever thought we'd see the day when any world renowned fashion bible did an All Black Issue? The funny thing is, since every issue is an all white issue, when it's an all black issue it is time to break out the bubbly! According to Vogue Italia: “For the July issue of Italian Vogue, Mr. Meisel has photographed only black models. In a reverse of the general pattern of fashion magazines, all the faces are black, and all the feature topics are related to black women in the arts and entertainment. Mr. Meisel was given roughly 100 pages for his pictures. The issue will be on European newsstands next Thursday and in the United States soon after.” Do ya'll see the hotness that is my true love, Liya? She is just insane. Ridiculously stunning! The four covers are beyond fabulous, Tyra looks so beautiful, and I don't much about Sessilee Lopez but I do know bitch is fierce. Kudos! Source

Just For Giggles: What Had Happened Was.....

So just the other day, I thought it was great that Naomi got drunk after a fun night out on the town in Capri, Italy. Memba? Right. Anyhoooo, seems Naomi wasn't really drunk. According to her publicist, here is what really happened? “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Oh, I see. A trust game. I can't even type that with a straight face. That is actually the most hilarious bullshit excuse I've heard since Amy Wino's people said that wasn't a crack pipe in that picture. First of all, who plays trust games in the middle of a random street after dinner and dancing? Drunk people do!! But what's even more important here is that they weren't playing nobody's trust game! And if it was a trust game, shouldn't Naomi have more than one or two people trying to catch her, shouldn't she be falling from an upright position and not just passed with her feet scrapin the ground, and wouldn't the people who are catching not look like they are stumblin and workin real hard to keep her ass up? Just why must you people lie?! And so stupidly too! So what she was drunk! It happens. It isn't like Naomi gets caught passin out on a regular. She is most often caught spitting on people, or beatin them with electronic devices, or getting yelled at by Puff on her birthday. So it's fine she gets caught out there drowning her sorrows or celebrating her fabulous life. it would have been best to just ignore it and let it go away. But now people are goin to talk about it more cuz it is just an over the top dumb ass lie. I do, however, thank her PR people for that serious gut busting giggle I just had. Trust game...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Source

Can I Get Some of Dat Sizzurp?!

DAAAAYUM!!! Naomi got FUCKED up last night while partying in Capri, Italy. First of all, I'm not mad at her. If I was partying in Capri, Italy I would be all types of fucked up too. I mean, maybe not to the point where I literally am passing out and two seconds from hittin the ground and bustin my ass but its all good cuz there was somebody there to catch me just in time. But, Naomi went out and had herself a great damn time. And she only weigh but a buck and 3 cents...carrying her home is not big deal. Plus you know whoever didn't pick her up before she hit the ground would have gotten their asses beat with a blackberry soon as she sobered up and saw the pics. I loves it! Source

Fabulosity Of The Day: NAOMI

Naomi is all up and through the June 08 i-D Mag and she's fuckin hot. Bitch is crazy, she's bi-polar, she's out of her damn mind but she knows how to make you want to be where she is, she makes you want to touch her, taste her, and buy what's she selling. She has so many looks in this shoot and each one seems to reflect some personality in her schizophrenic mind. She's the epitome of model. She's Naomi. Source