Just Cuz I Watched The 2011 BET Awards...

Hey there, hi there. My last post was more than a year ago, so I'm not really expecting anyone to read this. If you are reading this, by some random Google type miracle, I decided to just blog a lil sumtin right quick just because the 2011 BET Awards just ended and the only thing I actually thought to do was blog about it. This is not a rundown like I would have done in the past - does the one of you that is possibly reading this remember "The Gist"? Well anyway, no this is not a post with accurate details of the entire show, instead, just a few thoughts about a few things that stood out for me. 1. Kevin Hart was actually a pretty decent host. Even a lil funny - I more than appreciated the "Ne-Yo never mind, I saw your head, keep your hat on" statement. The House Husbands of Hollywood segments were a welcome comedic addition to the show but I can ALWAYS do without Nick Cannon. Always. And funny enough, my favorite Basketball Wife, Tami Roman was the best part of it all. Good work outta you Tami! Anyway, here's my thing about Kevin Hart. He's a smidget. Yes, he's a small midget and I find smidgets very hard to take seriously. He was the same size as those lil boys he was steppin wit at the beginning of the show. I can't with smidgets. 2. Mary J. Blige was a fantastic show opener. Lookin good too, Mary! And of course, I especially loved the Anita Baker "Caught Up in the Rapture" duet. I was jammin. I wanted Anita to have on some earrings tho. 3. I was looking forward to Chris Brown's performance. Despite Chris Brown, I'm still a fan. But um, why did Busta Rhymes make Chris Brown irrelevant in his own shit? And what da fluff was he wearin? Those were like Hammer pants with thigh pads...for no reason. Did anyone see any reason for his pants to be so autismical? 4. Seriously, Willow and Jaden Smith tie for the Young People award??!! Ummmm, Willow asked people to whip their hair in one song. DA fluff else has she done? Jaden at least got two movies under his belt but com'on son. KeKe Palmer been runnin the pretty lil black gurl game for years. Not to mention, she was killin' em tonite...gurl is gorgeous...she looked stunning. But um er uh, these Smith kids just came out da damn womb and they've clearly had a good year, but not good enough to be beatin youngins who been at this SUCCESSFULLY for a minute. Not sayin they aren't talented but um, no. If the award is, everybody knows our name right now cuz I was the Karate Kid, I made ya'll Whip Your Hair, my mother's show just started back up on TNT and my father is filming MIB right now, then they win that shiz hands down. 5. Why do boys still wear pants hangin off their asses? And seriously, why are the boys/"men" who still rock this style lil tiny smidgets that prolly wear clothes out of the children's section and the jeans are SKINNY??? Ugh. 6. How come I didn't know half the people nominated or in the audience. I honestly don't think it is cuz I'm gettin old. I mean it may be, but I really think it is cuz music fuckin sucks as do the people providing the bull shit. 7. It's bad enough Justin fuckin Bieber is at the BET Awards for no reason but of all the awards he can present, Best Male Hip Hop Artist. Sigh...anything to get white people watchin, huh BET? 8. How come nobody told Debra Lee that her dress looked like hot shit. It was poorly made and was ill-fitting. And it was just ugly. Maybe Debra may want to take Kevin's advice and include a "No-Man" in her crew. Really, it shouldn't have taken nothing but a look in the mirror but...yeah. No. And no. 9. Mkay. So "Motivation" is on my serious rotation right now and has been for months. So as you can imagine, I was more than excited to know that Kelly Rowland was performing. BET never really mentioned her in the commercials prior to the show or even when they would announce who was coming when they cut to commercials during the show (how many times did you hear them say stay tuned for Justin fuckin Bieber?). So I was thinking that maybe she was closing the show or doing some kind of special surprise performance. Seems she was the after Trey Songz performer...hmmmmmmmm. Now I love the remix with him on it BUT I feel like he should have been HER after performer. This time should be Kelly's time. When was the last time Kelly - as a single artist - done had any kind of love in America, let alone a number one song that people are still excited about?! Uh, I'm thinkin never. So I was all too pumped to think that Kelly was bout to come out and SMASH this shit and have people excited about Motivation all over again and ready to buy her album when it comes out. But of course, that is not what happens - at least not in my unsolicited opinion. Kelly comes out wearing a big ass hat and a stupid suit. She has the sexiest song in the world right now and this bitch is wearing a big ass hat and a suit. The hat totally hid her face, which is her best fuckin asset, and wasn't nothing sexy or cute about that pants suit situation. No and fuckin no, Kelly. I hate to say it, but if Beyonce was coming out singing that song, she would have been in the most sexiest outfit - still keepin it elegant and classy - and she would have sexed up that whole stage with a full on motivation situation. Kelly doesn't get too many opportunities to shine and it just pissed me off that she didn't take full advantage. She did sound great and she gets a B+ for effort, she just didn't smash it and she should have. Then when she tries to get sexy at the end with Trey, rippin her shirt off, it was too late and it was done awkwardly. Not happy. I'm rootin for you Kelly Row but you just proved why some people will always remain the bootleg version. 211626215621 by yardie4lifever2 Trey make skinny bird chest sexy. That is for sure. And he actually sounds good too. Positives where you can find them. 10. The Patti LaBelle tribute may have been my favorite of the night. Patti is one of my favorite all time singers ever so I was just excited for the tribute...but I was worried cuz it's not too many people that can sang one note that Patti can. Cee-Lo Green as Patti LaBelle...HILARIOUS (and he sounded good too). LOVED IT! Marsha Ambrosius' voice is awesome. Always been a fan - her album is grrrreat. She did an excellent job. Shirley Caesar looked like Glenda the Good Witch and sang.her.ass.off. Patti is more than deserving of her Lifetime Achievement Award. SANG PATTI! patti211626221634 by yardie4lifever2 11. Ummmmmm, BET. Really? Seriously? Ya'll don't know who the winners of the awards are? How could there be such a major confusion between Chris Brown, Rihanna and Drake? Then you literally have the wrong dude accepting the award like he really won it? WOMP WOMP. That is, how would you say....ghetto. Total jackasses. WHY BET?! 211626225543 by yardie4lifever2 The girl chosen to present the award tweeted: The tablet fuckin said CHRIS BROWN….the TELEPROMPTER said Rihanna. What the FUCK?????? Goin home. I wouldn't go home. I would make sure they give me er'thing in the celeb gift bags and a few bottles to ease the embarrassment caused by their triflin asses. Then I would make sure they got me into all the after party parties and I would tell anybody who would listen what major fuck ups work at BET. At least you got yourself 2 minutes of fame and who knows, maybe BET will give you a job...I mean, you've shown you know how to read - whether it is on the tablet or the teleprompter - and that seems to be the minimum criteria. Anyhoo, congrats to Chris Brown for being the real winner and for winning er'other award he won. 12. Queen Latifah looked great! Like she really looks good! I believe that was worth mentioning. 13. I'm excited for the new show with Traci Ellis Ross and Malcolm Jamal Warner. A happily married couple, doctors, with three cute kids. I could use some Cosby-like TV on my TV. 14. Oh and um, Beyonce. Is there really even anything to say about her? She's the epitome of "ain't no sense in doing this shit if I'm not gonna smash it, shut it down, murder it and look daaayum good while I do it." SHE'S A BEAST!!!! Even if you don't like her songs, her stage situation has you singin along, wavin your hands from left to right, and staring at her , mouth open, all caught up like she isn't real. Bitch does run the world and with good reason. It's almost not fair. But it's not her fault she's as good as it gets and as good as its been for the last however many years (see #9. Er'body else are bootleg versions). There's more I can say but that's enough. If ever my mood is fittin' and I'm compelled to say what I mean and mean what I say, I'll say it again. And what? Be well bitches.

Beyonce: Video Phone

Seriously, I can't wit Yonce. Her sickness is just ree-fuckin-diculous. She just shuts bitches down constantly...and it almost seems effortless. I might have been Yonce from Video Phone for Halloween had she done this shiz sooner. Side note, coulda done without the Ga Ga. I prefer that she stays in her lane with bird cages on her face. But back to Yonce, bitch is deelicious. You.betta.Work.

Rewind: Who Knew Beyonce Tried To Stop Lil Mama?

That's right...not only did Yonce have to let Taylor Swift use her acceptance speech time during the VMAs, but she also tried to STOP Lil Mama's demented, clueless, and tardy ass from bum rushin the stage while her husband Jay was performing.

I Was Like Um...

The VMAs. Nothing much to say. It was a womp womp. I knew I shoulda just watched True Blood. Anyway, Janet did what she needed to do for her brother, Kanye is an asshole as per usual (why is er'body shocked and rupauled...cuz he stole the mic from a lil country singer & told da truth...he's done this before. Let us not forget this is the man that cried and thru a hissy fit on stage when he didn't win awards he felt he deserved and told the world that George Bush doesn't care about black people. Since when has Kanye not said what he wanted, when he wanted?), Beyonce is the epitome of hotness and class, and Lil Mama's diagonal was off...the mental ward is callin lil girl. Anyhooo, while there wasn't a damn thing good about the VMAs, I was totally entranced by this press conference after the Buffalo Bills game....this prolly shouldn't be funny as this dude might really have a SERIOUS medical situation that makes him stutter and/or just get really, really, nervous but I was like um..... Heehee....wooo wooo my man....next time just breathe and relax.

All Hail The Queen: Beyonce

Mkay, so I know I talk shit about Yonce. I know this. BUT ya'll do know that as much as I hate on her, I love her, and I always give props where props are due. I had the pleasure and the privilege to experience Beyonce live at her "I Am..." concert and seriously, I was beyond entertained. What amazes me and the reason she really is the best doin it (and maybe to ever do it as it pertains to female performers), is cuz SHE IS SINGING!!! She is singing live and she sounds BETTER than she sounds on her damn CDs. She KILLS it!!!! She looks fabulous, she is very engaged with the audience, her band is sick, her dancers are hot (two of the male dancers bodies were reeee-dickkkk-uloussssss!), her back up singers - Tha Mamas - are curvy, sexaay, and sangin, and again, Yonce sounds AMAZING. She manages to sing like er'song she's ever done, including Destiny's Child stuff, she flips and flies in the air, she moves the show to the middle of the arena so er'body gets to see her even better, she sang 'Say My Name' to some guy named Jeff, gave him one of her sweat rags and made his life (you know he's jerkin off to that towel right now), she included the cutest home videos of her as little girl, and you know that she gave over 200% to us. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. If I could, I'd tell her thanks for making my way too expensive ticket more than worth it. I also LOVED snappin for each an'er kid that was losin their mind. My two faves were this pair of how you doins....one was very small and petite and had on Dereon head to toe, a pink Dereon very, very, very, tight shirt, skinny jeans, and wedges, with some special Yonce earrings. I couldn't believe he didn't have on a Sasha Fierce weave to complete the look but he just rocked a low cesar. The other was taller, a whole lot more chubbier (actually he was just fat), and had on the same Dereon very, very, very tight shirt but it was blue, some knee-length cut off Dereon shorts, and sneakers with some Chanel earrings and bracelets going all the way up both arms. I saw them as we were leaving and they were overwhelmed by what a fabulous show Yonce put on and they were buying a program. They couldn't even move while lookin at the program. Watchin a gay love Yonce is like watchin unicorns fly over rainbows. I could watch it all day. Now listen, Yonce is the undisputed Queen and no one can touch her BUT just cuz she puts on the best show ever don't think I won't still talk about her...for example, while we waited for her to come out they played music by Solange, Michelle, Destiny's Child, and some other people...Kelly got a number one song right now. Just cuz she chose to move on and allow new people in her life, why she can't get a lil support? Ain't she part of the reason Yonce can even do this damn show? And I will still talk about those ugly ass House of Dereon clothes and when her nappy edges are hangin out her lace front. Yes, yes I will. Luh u Yonce, and I mean it! I Am....a fan.

Nia Long Says Stay In Your Lane....

The gorgeous Nia Long, who covers and is interviewed in U.K. Mag PRIDE, was asked about singers who try to act and was specifically asked about Beyonce's performance in 'Obsessed'. Nia said, “I didn’t see ‘Obsessed,’ so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, ‘How much box-office revenue will this person generate?’ When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, ‘You need acting classes.” I didn't see Obsessed either, even tho my sexual chocolate lover Idris Elba was in it, so I can't comment on Yonce's performance BUT I will say that I think if you ARE multi-talented, triple threats, and all that good stuff then you should be makin it do what it do it er'lane possible. Like, it's not the singer's fault that she can sing AND dance AND act. However, in the case of someone like Yonce...she has the means to executive produce her own movie, hence, how she got the lead role. It was her movie, Nia. She made $87 million in one year. When you can finance your own movies, fuck an acting class, boo. Do you. But Nia...on the low low, I feel you. I even did a translation of an interview that Idris Elba did where "he" says that you would have been better. For that interview click: Luh u, Mean it Nia! Source

Snaps For Da Kids!

Sweet Dreams....I can't.

Yonce and Solo: Muziq and Beatdowns

So Yonce's new video for 'Sweet Dreams' has been leaked... This is absolutely my favorite song on I Am, so even tho I don't love it, I like it uh-lot and it is waaaaaay better than her last two snoozes (three if you count the boring ass Ego remix video...but I talked about that already). And since I'm talkin bout Yonce, I guess I betta watch what I say cause her baby sista Solange might try to knock my block off....I giggled as I typed that. Wish a bitch would.... BUT I feel her...I can talk all the shit I want about my sister, but let anybody else say sumtin...I don't give a fluff how true it is either....beware of the left elbow hittin your right jaw. Anyhoo...this is about Solo and her Twatter rant. She said: "…Sick of people thinking I’m gonna be my sisters enemy.You are FAR out of line.Take your fake “love and healing “somewhere else. Next person who hits me with some negative energy about my sister is gonna get Fox news all over again.Ya hear! Don’t try to love ME becuz u want 2 be the “anti Beyonce”.I am the “all for” Beyonce.Now kiss both of our Knowles asses if u don’t like it! Call me whatever u want to, but next time I say “yo momma….” don’t flinch. See how u feel. Now back to your regular scheduled programming. I’m back in the booth creating & she is somewhere shutting down a sold out show:) kisses…" And there you have it. Don't flinch cuz she's comin if you don't watch ya mouf!

The Gist: BET AWARDS 2009

I was soooooo ready to be give The Gist and talk about the amazingness that was the BET Awards. Yeah ummmmmm, not so much. I completely understand that BET only had three days to re-vamp the BET Awards so that they could pay tribute to Michael Jackson because there was no way that the show could have gone on without a serious MJ tribute....HOWEVER, something tells me that if Michael were still alive and the show went on as normal, he would think that show was a boring ass hot mess just as I did. The best part of the show was Jamie Foxx. His hosting and his Michael Jackson tributes were all highlights. I love how all the media is making sure to include one specific line in their editorials and recaps and that is when Jamie said: "He belongs to us and we shared him with everybody else. ... It didn't make a difference what he looked like. It matters what he sounded like." You know there a certain people who don't want to hear that. But people do need to know that no matter what, he is ours forever and always. The most important moment was when Janet came out to let us all know how she and her family are feeling. Ultimately, Janet's moment was the show. I could talk about how Tiny really is the fugliest smidget in the world who can't speak English. But how many times can I say that? I could recommend that Ne-Yo keeps a hat on...I understand that er'now and then you wanna switch it up, but let's stick with what works boo. I could also talk about how boring Yonce's Ava Maria performance was or why her tribute to Michael Jackson was being all shy and acting like she never won an award before. Ciara singin "Heal the World" hmmmmmmmmm...my Audrina eyes were on full blast. Maybe Keyshia Cole shouldn't duet with people who can out sing her on ridiculous levels. (Props to Monica for sangin as per always.) Should Lil Wayne's daughter and other lil girls be on stage while he and his crew are performing songs about how many girls they wanna screw? Especially when he 'allegedly' has babies coming at the same time from two 'girls' he likes...I dunno. I could talk about such things, but I won't. I will say that New Edition's "Stop the Love You Save" performance was really good, I enjoyed Tyrese, Trey Songz, and Johnny Gills tribute to The O'Jays (all three of them looked great and sounded even better), Maxwell was luscious and fantastic as I knew he would be, I am very pleased Jay-Z got a hair cut, and I loved the Humanitarian tribute to Alicia Keys and Wyclef. I will also point out that Alicia looked amazing - gorgeous. That about sums it up. Joe Jackson was in the audience and on the red carpet he said he wished we had done this for Michael while he was still here. He's bigger now than he ever was. I think I understand where he's coming from....somewhere along the line we all kind of let Michael go and do his thing where ever he was doing it. However, I think while Michael was alive and doing what he did best - entertaining us all - we showed him how much we loved him. I take comfort knowing that no matter how or why he had to leave us, in his heart he knew that he was our King, that it all started with him, and that there was no one before him, there will be no one after him and he is LOVE.

Superstar Requirement: Skinny (Duh)

Ne-Yo is on video telling an aspiring singer she needs to lose weight. He says: "You might need to lose some pounds. It depends on the type of music you want to do. If you want to go the Jill Scott route do what you want to do because there is freedom in that lane, but if you want to stand on the same stage as Beyonce, if you haven’t won an Oscar first, it isn’t gonna happen. And by that I mean Jennifer Hudson. Jennifer Hudson is a big girl. She won an Oscar and then she went and stood on the same stage as Beyonce. It just really depends on the music you are trying to do. Jill Scott, Chrisette Michelle and that Neo soul style of music. You are okay and you can stay who you are because that audience accepts you for who you are. But these shallow muthaf*ckers in the pop world, they want you to be nice and curvy. Beyonce just barely gets by and you have NO IDEA how hard she worked. Beyonce is naturally a big girl too....Quiet as kept." I saw this video posted on a few blogs with people saying that Ne-Yo was wrong for telling this girl she needed to lose weight and he didn't need to hurt her feelings. Ne-Yo may be wrong about many things hiding in his closet, but this ain't it. First of all, I don't think it is a secret that Yonce has to work hard to keep her figure tight...let her pop out one baby. I actually appreciate Ne-Yo keepin it real with ol' girl. Her talent means nothing, unless she really is gonna stay in the neo-soul lane....then her talent means everything. (Altho I've told ya'll before how I saw Chrisette Michele almost two years before her first album dropped and my music biz friend told me that she wasn't coming out til she lost weight....so even then.) The women of the music world all look exactly the same with very, very, few exceptions. You have to wonder if Beyonce allowed herself to be her true size would she be as famous and fabulous as she is? We all know she is beyond talented but we would love her as much? Ne-Yo said that the pop world is shallow, which is true, but we support it and the crank out what we like. So are we brain washed into liking we like by the people who control who entertains us OR are WE the shallow people who love our idols to look like we don't? Just wonderin....

Beyonce: Broken-Hearted Girl

Um, could Yonce be runnin out of ideas for her videos? Another bore. She had an opportunity to redo "Ego" and make it dope with the video for the remix feat. Kanye. But um, she just added him into the same boring video. There are so many things she could do with the song visually. Kanye definitely could have done more than snap his fingers, stand there, then hit a spotlight and I really don't get why we have to stick with the leotards and three bitch choreography. Isn't the point of a remix to well um, remix?

If George Michael & Yonce Were Boys...

They'd be hot. Loves it!!!

Beyonce Shows Us Her Ego

I was happy Yonce chose this as her next single and thus had high expectations for the video....I can definitely appreciate the video, but I was kinda bored. I was waiting to be transfixed like I normally am when I first see one her videos a la 'Crazy in Love', 'Single Ladies', 'Get Me Bodied'. I guess 'Ego' is just one of those songs that only needs a curly weave, a gold leotard, a wall, a chair, a stick, repetitive booty shakes and, well, an Ego. You do indeed have er' reason to feel like your that Bitch Yonce....

More On Twitter...

And this time it is coming from people who DON'T/WON'T Twitter. While one would think Beyonce would be Twitterin bout her movie comin out or how she and Jay just ate biscuits in NYC, she says she just doesn't get it. "The singer, who is currently preparing for her forthcoming world tour, says she is not a fan of social networking sites. When asked whether she was on Facebook she replied: “Not really. I like to call people or have dinner”. “My sister is the Twitter queen. She told me about the twittering,” explained Beyonce. “But I don’t get it,” she continued. “I feel like I’m getting really old…I’m like, what? I don’t understand. Just call me. I don’t get it.” Yonce I'm gettin old too cuz I just don't get it either. I've tried really hard too but my brain doesn't seem to want to comprehend the point. I'll be the first to admit that my brain cells lack power when it comes to certain things and Twitter is most certainly one of them. I just got over my annoyance of how people use Facebook....well actually, maybe I'm not over it but I can deal. And me and Beyonce aren't alone. T.I. refuses to Twitter too. That's a grown man right there. Love him. Source

Obsessed.....With Idris Elba

I can stare at this man all day. Idris. Elba. I. Love. Me. Some. Him. I'm literally droolin....Mkay, lemme wipe my mouth and breathe. Anyway, I got really excited cuz I thought that Rolling Out conducted a real interview with Idris about his new movie "Obsessed" AND maybe even asked him a lil bit about his VERY funny guest starring role on "The Office"....turns out they only had two questions and they were both about Beyonce. Da Fuck?! Really, like who does that? I mean not a one question about him. Whatever, he is doin what he needs to do and he's my boo and I know he was just being nice cuz he wants people to see the movie and stuff....so I'll translate his interview. Elba's take on the film receiving a PG-13 rating … "The process of making a movie with Beyoncé was unique, just because she's such a huge superstar. So when I first looked at the script, I thought the film could have and probably should have received an "R" rating on subject matter alone. But Beyoncé has such a responsibility to her younger fans that I believe it was necessary for them not to try certain things because of that responsibility." What he really meant to say was: First of all, how the fuck did Beyonce even get this role? Yeah, she's a superstar or whatever but when I first looked at the script I just knew that a real actress with real acting skills was going to get this part. I just knew that me and Nia Long or Sanaa Lathan or Taraji P. Henson would be fantastic together. This film could have been amazing. Could have been worth seeing and not just because people would actually pay their money to watch Beyonce suck ass. AND even tho the excuse was that we had to tone down the script because Beyonce has young fans, we all knew it was because she doesn't have the talent to do alot of what was called for AND because her husband didn't want her naked. The film's writer allowed his work to be edited just so we could have a big name attached. Happens all the time in this industry. On Beyoncé's growth on set … "I think this was a very important role for her, because it was the first time she wasn't playing a singer. But when we first started taping, it was difficult for us to really connect as artists because she has such a huge machine behind her. So in the early going it felt divided … almost like it was her and her team on one side, and everyone else on the other. But once the cameras started rolling, she really opened up and those walls began to fall. As a result, I really saw her grow as an artist, and I think you'll be able to see it as well when you watch the film." What he really meant to say was: Another fuckin question about Beyonce? Really??? She's a singer not an actor! We couldn't really connect as artists because SHE'S A SINGER NOT AN ACTOR!!! It was also hard for her to dig deep because her father is there staring at her and mother wants to make sure she always house on something called DooDooOn or Home of DooDooOn...something like that. She was recording her album at the same time so one day I was like look, why don't you just pretend you are the Sasha Fierce bitch you turn into when you sing when we're doing these scenes and let's try to get this done. I have real work to do when this shit is over. But I have to say, she did better than I thought she would. So I guess that's good, right? Anyway, come see for yourself. And ya'll know that is what he really meant to say. And for real tho, in the commercials for that movie, Beyonce does not make you want to see the movie. Other than Idris, the white obsessed bitch is the one who looks like she might be real believable. When Beyonce says, "You think you're crazy. I'll show you crazy." I just shake my head. We don't believe you. YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE! Do you know how many real actors could deliver that line and make YOU scurred for the obsessed bitch?! Anyway, I guess we shall see....won't we? To check out Idris' full photo shoot click: Sorry, you're not invited to our wedding.

Sasha Fierce On Tour!

Yonce was so in love with Thierry Mugler's designs for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Superheroes exhibition, that she recruited him as creative adviser for her world tour. Sooooooo, do we like? I do! She is gonna put on a hella great show and gonna look even better doin it. Yup...put a ring on it! Source

Super C Is A Biter? Say It Ain't So!

Soooooo the most talked about shizz on the net today is people wanting to know why 'Ciara ain't do shit but lick Yonce's ass crack'. Seems Ciara has done nothing but swagger jack Yonce's whole steez. Now if you guys recall, Ciara's #1 fan called me an "ghetto azz, black bitch" for asking why da fuck Ciara had to have a alter-ego (like Yonce) and why da fuck she couldn't at least come up with a betta daayum name than Super fuckin C. But you know, I'm the ghetto black bitch cuz I would dare ask such a question....and that's fine for I can't fault bitch ass retards, for they know not what they speak. Anyhoooo, seems people have a real problem with Ciara's new video claiming that she stole er'last bit of it from, well, Yonce of course. I said da otha day, I think the video is zexy and me likey uh-lot buttterummm....I came across the bestest opinion of how Ciara hasn't managed to stunt without jackin. Per The Cynical Ones: "While I’m sure her intentions were to get me to focus on how sexy she is and forget how mediocre her material has been thus far, all I can think about after watching this is how much of a wack azz she is. This video looks like a tribute to the Beyonce anthology, and while Beyonce is not an originator by any stretch at least when she jacks something she makes it her own — which is what you’re supposed to do when you bite. Beyonce may bite, Alicia may steal, and Rihanna may have bought all of Fefe Dobson’s clothes at a garage sale, but they’re all much better actresses than Ciara. Her fusing Beyonce’s video treatments with Madonna’s old hoe sh*t doesn’t seem like a woman embracing her new found sexuality. I think she looks like a prostitute trying to score a hit before her pimp puts her back on the street. I find her pathetic in every sense of the word. Maybe if she focused on her music as much as she did her ever changing image and sound she wouldn’t be reduced to doggystyle positions and rubbing her azz cheeks on Justin Timberlake for a cheap hit. I thought this chick was supposed to be a great dancer anyway. How do you put Justin Timberlake in a video and not have any extensive choreography? Wasn’t her being some supposed great dancer what separated her from the other singers reduced to dip it, pop it, twirk it stop it dance routines? Some feel I’m being too hard on her. I think the problem is I know Ciara had way more successful when she was seeking to give folks blue balls instead of full fledged hard-ons.Far too many people rely on sex to sell forgetting one important fact: Thanks to the internet we can see hoes all day for free." And I think that about sums that up.

Just For Giggles...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, the DIVA who is servin it in this pic ain't Yonce or Sasha Fierce! Three snaps in Z formation boo!!! Source

This Is What Happens When You Eat Dried Grits On Toast....

And you stan HARD for Beyonce. He knows "the Hilson sisters"...he knows "Niki Hilson and Paris Hilson" but "who the fuck is Keri Hilson???!!!!!" Ummmmmmm, all I have to say is Keri Hilson please watch out because he will "hit a bitch" and "bite your muthafuckin nose off"...JUST WHY?! WOW. And since we're talkin bout Yonce....TV One Access aired a special which featured their list of the 16 Sexiest Black Women alive who are as follows: Halle Berry Tyra Banks Alicia Keys Jada Pinkett Serena Williams Rihanna Joy Bryant Gabrielle Union Alex Wek Naomi Campbell Kerry Washington Iman Angela Bassett Paula Patton Beverly Johnson Janet Jackson Vanessa Williams Lauren London Laila Ali I am actually shocked and RuPauled that Yonce didn't make this list. Thank all that is good that Keri Hilson didn't make the list. Dude might have thrown his TV out da window and broke all the chairs in his kitchen. Who else do you think is missing or do you think this list is more than right? And let's just make this all about Yonce...please watch these little Filipino boys WEEEERK IT OUT to Put A Ring on It!!! And they even added some of their own choreography....don't tell these little boys they aren't killin it in their poom poom shorts....LOVES IT!!!

Now Keri....

Ya'll know I'm all for drama and a cat fight er'now and then....especially when the rappers scratch eyes out on wax. But this time, R&B chics wanna be startin something and Keri Hilson is the one coming out swinging. The question remains tho....who is she talking to? In like her 12th remix to "Turning Me On" this time, feat. T-Pain she says... “I ain’t trying to start no mess but there’s something on my chest/ that I need to get off/ cause you turning me off /your vision cloudy if you think you the best, you can dance/ you can sing / but need to move it to the left/She need to go have some babies/She need to sit down she fake/them other chicks ain’t even worth my time to talk about/Been getting dollars/ go and get your money up” ......“Go head tell these folks how long I’ve been writing your songs. I’ve been putting you on. Just check the credits Hoe” Now she could be talkin about Yonce, cuz she ain't the only bitch wishin Yonce would put it in a seat and give someone else a chance BUT there is no way she's really talkin bout Yonce. For one, she says "go and get your money up"....UMMMMMMM Yonce by herself made more money in one year than the banks needed in bail out money....not to mention Jay's money is her money too. So um, there is just no way in hell Yonce is Keri's target. Ashanti doesn't exist, Christina Millian was never a contender (and especially now that she looks like she just got kicked off Brett Michael's Rock of Love bus....JUST WHY Christina?!), and I'll be damned if she's talkin bout Rihanna. So I'm gonna say it must be Ciara or Super C or whoever she is. Keri has indeed written songs for Ciara but here is my thing. Keri has written hot songs for a lot of people BUT she seems to have missed the mark in writing hot songs for herself. This "Turnin Me On" joint is her one hit and it isn't even major like that....I'm assuming that is why she keeps remixin it. I was actually waiting for Keri's album and even said she was one of my rising stars. I've been disappointed and I guess other people are too, so I understand why she's mad but I don't understand why she's mad at anybody else. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter. We're talkin bout it, so her plan to get a lil attention worked. Source