Al U Doin?

Why anybody would want to watch Al "Al U Doin" Reynolds lie about not tea baggin is beyond me...well watchin him say that his relationship with Star is "Tender" does bring on the giggles so...I'm settin da Tivo. Heeeeeeey! Awwwwwriiiiiight!!!

Raise A Pinky: Star is Divorcing Al U Doin

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Star filed for divorce from Al U Doin on March 26th. "In a statement released exclusively to Entertainment Tonight, the former "View" co-host says: "Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone's life that requires privacy with one's thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman." How bout several years ago you were so unhappy with yourself that you made an error in judgement and married a flaming gay man. When will there be admittance of that?! And at this point, who even gives a shit Star? You are still inviting the media into your life. If you filed almost a month ago, why are you even talking about it now? Everybody will get the memo on their own when Al U Doin writes the tell all....either that or we see pictures of him this summer walking around Fire Island with his bedazzled cock ring on display. Either way, I hope this is a lesson for all. Gastric bypass and marrying gay men don't make you happy. It just makes you a skinny Bobble Head with a serious vibrator collection.

Al You Doin?

Not so fab if this story is true. Star has finally kicked Al U Doin out and moved back to New York. Since Star 'left' The View and her show on Tru TV was cancelled, she realized that she was tired of being the bread winner while Al U Doin gallivanted around town get doonked in his booty and not contributing at all financially. Supposedly she is fed up with him, tired of the gay rumors and has simply had enough. Star brought all of this on herself so I am so confused as to why she is mad at Al U Doin. If she didn't have such low self-esteem and hate herself so much, she wouldn't have married an obviously gay man in the first place (not to mention coordinate her own proposal so the world could see) and she wouldn't have lost her job (and become hated by her viewers) because she spent a whole year talking about her ridiculous, over the top, fake wedding to a gay man on her show. She also knew that she was going to be the financial support for the family because I'm sure part of the marriage agreement was that Al U Doin wouldn't have to do anything but pretend to be happily married. If this is true then I am happy she is finally done with the charade but I know Al U Doin and his Fire Island fairies are gigglin and poppin their booties because I can guarantee that somewhere in the pre-nup and marriage contract it says that Al U Doin gets money no matter when the production ends. I cannot wait for Al U Doin's tell all!

Um, a Bitch is Bored....

Hey Bitches...hope everyone made it do what it do over this Labor Day Weekend....clearly nothing was really poppin worth me discussing. I'm not going to talk about Diddy's White Party in which the usuals showed up looking boring/even more boring and doing the same shit on a different Labor Day. Like really, how many times can we see Mariah in that same short dress in a different color with that same retarded bewildered look on her face (I love MiMi....but only on tape, CD, or ring tone...she is audibly fierce but visibly she's a mess and I'll be so happy when she decides to Shake Off her need to look like a 13 year old playing dress up), how many times can we see Star and Al U Doin lookin...well, bobble headed and gay, and how many times is Kim Porter going to return to being the jackass? Sigh...According to NYDaily News: "Sean Combs and estranged girlfriend Kim Porter kissed and made up (at least for Labor Day weekend) at the rap mogul's "Real White" party on Sunday. Though Porter angrily ran off to L.A. with their twin babies this year, she returned with the kids for the annual bash at his East Hampton estate. "Diddy and Kim looked very lovey-dovey," standing on the balcony, where he had once kissed her rival, Jennifer Lopez, a spy tells us. "We'll see if Kim can stay strong." Also, Irv Gotti finally admitted to fuckin Ashanti...I mean we all knew this, know this, and don't care! All those singer bitches...especially the non-talented ones such as Asshanti fuck for tracks and er'ething else....it was beyond obvious. However...if you somehow managed to miss this Irv was on Wendy Williams and he speaks on it. Listen. All this to say....nothing is poppin at the moment and I'm really hoping that things are just calm for the end of the summer and things will be worth mention soon enuff....and I'll have something to say about whatever that is when I feel like it.

Haven't Missed Much

So um, thus far this week, news has been pretty redundant...I mean your basic "No Shit Sherlock" news. For example, Star "I got gastric so I could fit my obese ass into a wedding dress to marry the gayest flamer trapped in the flaming closet cuz he is the only one who would marry me" Jones Reynolds decided to admit that she got gastric. Really Bobble Head?? You really didn't just go to Fat Camp? Spare us bitch, mkay? I mean DUH! Nicole Richie admits to being pregnant. Now that wasn't DUH news but it was pretty much confirmed a long ass time ago, but I guess since she's saying it, its official. I still don't understand how a 76.2 pound anorexic pill popper can even make eggs to even create a baby but hey, whatever gets you out of jail right? She gets 4 days in jail after riding dirty down the wrong side of the highway, and she wants to be honest and say shit like "I was lucky that no one else was on the road, but I could have killed someone," she says. "It was a big awakening experience. If I could take it all back, I would ... For me, I have come to a place where I never want to make a mistake like that again. I never want to possibly take another life in my hands." I guess that's all you have to say in order to be sentenced to only 4 days despite having drugs in your system and being obviously impaired. And now she's about to be somebody's mother (word is its a boy) and for one thing that little boy is going to look like the Rat from Ratatouille and B., that kid is going to come out so nutritionally deprived and even if she manages to stay off drugs for the duration of the pregnancy, you know she is gonna be burnin, snortin and poppin with the boy by the time he's like 9. And Lionel gonna be in the background talking bout, I don't know if Nicole had a baby. Call me! Yonce refuses to admit she fell her damn face at her concert. Per People: In a roundabout way, Knowles also addresses the spill she took last week, when she fell face first down a flight of stairs during an Orlando concert, only to recover and complete her number nearly without missing a beat. "The easiest part is dancing in the heels," she says. "I don't even think about it anymore; it's just second nature. But it is difficult to dance, to sing at the same time. I have to make sure I'm in shape and I'm hydrated ... I don't want to wear myself out and get exhausted." Bitch why can't you just say I tripped on my damn cape and flew! It happens! Jelly Belly tells this to People: "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue," Foster told PEOPLE Monday, but she declined to reveal more about why the nuptials were called off." Watevs.