Lemme Upgrade U...

You know it's the end of the year when Forbes makes a new list everyday. Today we learned that Jay-Z and Beyonce are this years most powerful couple earning a combined total of $162 million. The second most powerful couple would be Will and Jada. When the top two most powerful couples by way of money earned in all of America are Black....you know you got a Black president! What is even more crazy, is that this list was based on June 2007-June 2008...and during this time, Jay brought in 82 million with his deal with Live Nation and Yonce brought on damn near the same amount with $80 million - her touring, movies, publishing and endorsement deals. Imagine what she's gonna make after Sasha Fierce takes over. Do not think she is not going to create a line of Sasha Fierce mechanical gloves that er'last one of you is gonna buy! Their money is ridiculous and it is only gonna get longer... Will and Jada brought in a combined $85 million. $80 from him and all his movies and $5 million from her with her stake in Carol's Daughter, her movies that she either starred in or produced. I'm just thinking about how great it must be that Jada can use her $5 mil just to play wit... Posh and Becks, Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, Brad and Angelina, Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann (yeah, um who da hell?), Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, Tony Parker and Eva Longoria, and Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart round out the top ten. Jay and Yonce are the youngest and have earned more than quadruple the money than most of the people on this list. Sick. Loves it. Source

Ever Lasting Love...

What is there to say about these two? They just look like love. Despite whatever their side fetishes are, they are clearly still in love and in like. It's a beautiful thing, black love. Fabulous!

Black Family Love At Da Movies

Da families came out to the premiere of Madagascar: Escape to Africa and I'm only posting this because I'm loving the black family unit steez AND because WILLOW BETTA WORK!! I done already had to let ya'll know how Willow shut it down at the Kitt Kitteridge movie premiere and it has become more than clear that all she needs is a crochet tam she can cock to the side, some shades, and hot bag and she's gonna make it do wut it do. Love me some Willow. And something about Denim's 'fro hawk isn't doin it for me but he and his brother Diesel are cuties. Source

Now Will....

Today is one of those days, where I can't tell my ass from my elbow, Bitchassness runneth over, and I just can't. I get a minute to take a look around and I see Halle and Nahla at the park lookin as cute as they want to be, a few Emmy red-carpet pics, people actually thought that Tiny (aka Rat Face) would actually go on Myspace and respond to some silly ho, and some craziness about pics of Jamie-Lynn breastfeeding at Wal-Mart. I realize its a slow news day and I ain't missin shit, so I proceed to go on about my bidness. Then I see this.... Will and Jada at Trey's football game. Why in da hell does Will have on a "Mrs. Smith" hat????? Willl-uh! Is this your way of outing both you and Jada? What kind of jokey joke is this? Jada wears the pants in the family? Seriously, Will. Why? I love anybody who is comfortable enough in their own skin to wear what they want - NOT YOU LIL MAMA - and fuck who they please, but come on now. You are just askin for it and takin it! I had always figured you for a bottom too...grab a booty cheek and a ear. I bet that is just how you like it. Image Source

Fabulosity Of The Day: Will & Jada

Will and Jada attended the 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to Benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation and they both look like amazingly regal. I love, love, Jada's dress. And I love them. They are just so fab. Source

A Lil Mornin Weekend Family Fun....

So did everybody have a great weekend celebrating Father's Day...or not? Well, if you didn't, you can live vicariously through one of the cutest families ever -- The Smith's. They were out and about at the premier for Kit Kittredge: An American Girl. More importantly....when did Willow get so grown and why is she so fierce??! Yes, yellow extensions, crochet hat, and lil socks and all! You better work Willow! I can see the side eye through the shades and it is clearly not a game. A star in the making. Loves it! Source

In Utterly Gorgeous People News and Movie Premiers....

At the premiers for both "I Am Legend" and "The Great Debaters" beautiful black people were out and about... Will was his usual clean cut and dapper sexy self. Jada was just fierce! I friggin love her dress, her hair, her face....stunning. And da kids....Willow and Jaden are just ree-diculously cute. Like its almost not fair that an entire family can be this fluffin hot! So at the Great Debaters you know Oprah and Denzel were there stuntin'... That's right O....life is fuckin good huh? I thought J. Hud looked cute. Very much lookin forward to seein' and listenin' to all she's been working on. And hold the presses....do ya'll remember lil Journee Smollett? Lil Journee...she was the cute lil girl in Eve's Bayou and her family had a show (cuz you know its like 10 of them and all their names being with a J)? Well Journee ain't lil no more....she's grown and gorgeous. Killin' em' softly Journee. Loves it!

Random Ish...

As I knew he would, Kanye has beat Some Change in the Hip Hop Soap Opera that was "All My Panties in A Bunch"....after both of them threw all types of temper tantrums for one reason or another, ultimately, the best won. And I for one am pleased. Honestly, other than Big, Nas, Jay, and Common, I cannot listen to rap music. If I do listen, it is in my car or while I'm droppin it at the club and I'm not even really listening just leanin' wit it/rockin wit it to the beat. Kanye is one rapper, I must say that A., you can understand what he is saying both lyrically and vocally and 2., he simply makes great music. So why is this the first time I've given Kanye my money....well for one, I bought into the hype. I wanted Kanye to beat Some Change and so I made it my business to help the cause. B., while I have appreciated Kanye's previous musical offerings, this is the first time that I have been like wow, I am really feelin this song right now....three singles in a row at that. Not to mention, the whole CD is off the hook. Each song has something to say and it just all makes sense....over some ree-dicuslously banging beats. And for real, rap or R&B, Graduation is one of the best CDs I've heard in a long time....and its about time. So thank you Kanye and Congrats. PS...Ye was on Wendy Williams yesterday and he is Hi-larious. Wendy kept asking about his skinny jeans and if he was how you doin...he says he isn't and I believe him....I think. Another Congrats has to go to Dick...that would be Dick from Big Brother 8. He proved that being an evil, mean, can't speak one sentence without cussin, horrible jackass can win you $500K. Ummmm, where the fuck is my $500K?! I cuss people out on a regula all day er'e day. But if I took my ass on Big Brother I would be kicked out immediately because not only would I cuss a bitch out, but I would swift kick her ass in her left jaw then beat that bitch bare knuckles until Big Brother came and got me. So ummmm, yeah, guess I'll have to get my $500K+ another way. Do we care that O.J. Simpson prolly didn't do it this time and now he is prolly going to jail for the rest of his life because of what he really did do. Bitches ya'll know he killed Ron and Nicole and we all clapped when he got off just cuz every other black person in America was clapping and because white people killed us off hundreds of thousands at a time for 300+ years so one or two of ya'll at the hands of a black man was all to the good. But since he couldn't just keep a low profile and keep his silly ass home and act like he got some sense, he is now going to be tried and hog tied for some shit that seems to me was somewhat of a set-up and O.J. just got a lil bit outta control....ah well, Karma is indeed a bitch O.J. and if the courts don't execute your ass, the police and the booty snatchers in the jail will. Oh wellz! Lastly, here are some pics from a few folk at the Kingdom premiere. I love me some Will and Jada. They are just the cutest!! Both of them look like you just want to smack them up, flip em' then wipe them down. Scrumptious. And Serena was looking all feminine and lady-like and stuff. Me likey. And I think Garcelle looks like she can't breathe but she is fabulous and workin it big belly and all! And for her to be having twins and in her last trimester, she looks amazing. I love it. And I had to put a pic of Jamie in there cuz, well, its his movie.

Blind Item?

The NY Post is asking: WHICH too-good-to-be-real Hollywood leading man and his hard-bodied wife deserve Oscars for their portrayal of a perfect marriage? They both have secret lives with members of the same sex? Yeah um, I hope we all know the answer to this question...that would be Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Will and Jada that is. We've all heard the rumors for years and years and I guess something in the facade is cracking cuz a little too much info is starting to come out and right on the heels of Duane Martin and Tisha Campbell breaking up after ten years, word is spreading that there is trouble in paradise with Will and Jada...this is all prolly due to the fact that Duane and Will just want to poke each others booty holes all day. I can see the attraction between the two of them. But if Jada is fuckin Tisha I'ma be mad. Jada is too HOT for Tisha's white brite alien lookin jinormus forehead havin, big face fugly/cute self. With that said, keep up the charade Will and Jada. Can we have one black power couple that we can at least pretend got it right? Puh-lease?! Ashford and Simpson will not cut it mkay? Thanks.