Yes, there is a little black girl out there named Clitoria. CLITORIA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY?????? Thanks to a federal judge Clitoria Jackson will undergo a name change and black women no longer have independent naming rights for their children. Say what now?! Yup, please read for yourself.....
Monday, March 31, 2008
Seems I've been missed....and well, I love it. I have been out of pocket for a few days due to other obligations and me just not feeling like it. I mean there was one day where I was feeling like Lara Flynn Boyle's holy fuggin jacked up face.
There was even a minute where I almost bust my ass like Paris did, except for the fact that I didn't. Nor did my boyfriend trip over my head in order to save himself from busting his own ass.
But then I got better and I knew it was all good because I had a dream that I lived in a house that was just like Mary J. Blige's new house that she bought for like $12 million that was listed at $17 million not so long ago. This house is 4.2 acres, has eight-bedrooms, a 14-seat movie theater, a fitness center, a hardwood basketball court and an elevator. It also has a gourmet kitchen, eight bathrooms, a spiral staircase and a wine tasting room. Yup, I'll prolly be moving into my joint in about 2,4,8,12....yup, around then.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
While Wendy Williams avoided discussing the "Elephant in the room" (her words, not mine) on her show yesterday, Natasha over at YBF got some inside dirt on the whole Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter/Nicole Spence drama....seems like Nicole is a ho and Wendy got low self esteem - The YBF
Jelly Belly got the man who allows her to walk around looking beat and ashy and done had the baby that nobody believes exists, yet she is still beyond jealous and insecure. Seems she bitched out over the hotness that is Keri Hilson on the set of Ur-sher's video shoot. - Bossip
Say it isn't so?! Tyra to leave the show she created cuz she's over it and hates Mr. Jay? I think I believe it. I mean how many cycles can you deal with Mr. Jay's hair? Not to mention, I can totally believe that she must be tired of saying "I only have one photo in my hands....." - DListed
Cassie is HOT so that must be the reason why she's so Thirsty - Love B.Scott
When Busta Rhymes has to take a shit, just let him....silly goose. - Necole Bitchie
Danity Kane beats Janet, Erykah and er'e body else with their second album, Weclome to the Dollhouse. This is their second #1 album and they sold 2,000 more albums in the first week than with their first album. This is the 2nd highest selling album of the year so far (it is only March and Madonna and Mariah are coming out in a few weeks) but this is major for DK...and that Diddy/MTV....genius. - Billboard
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Mkay so do you guys remember when Renee Fugweger hit up the Bee Movie premier scaring the kids away cuz she was so damn fug?! Well dammit this bitch came to another premier for her movie Leatherheads looking like a Leather Face! Ewwwwwww!
Monday, March 24, 2008
So the reunion show went down like last week or something and I just happened to catch it the other day. I don't have anything to say about Keyshia or her family update....I will say that Frankie is a mess of all proportions (Holla! Tyra Mail! Man Down!) but I love her and Neffe looked GREAT and her baby boy is beautiful.
Friday, March 21, 2008
TV is back bitches!!! Spring has finally arrived, altho at least in my neck of the woods you can't tell...bitch had on a hat and gloves and the wind damn near knocked me down this morning! Anyway, with the arrival of Spring comes the return of new TV and our most favorite and dearly missed television shows. I again want to thank Family Guy, Project Runway, Intervention, Rob & Big and all the movies on Starz for keeping me entertained through this rough patch. Now let's get to it!!
Greys' returns April 24th at 9PM!
Ugly Betty - TV Land is so drab without Marc, Amanda and Justin. Don't you agree? So what is going to happen now that Christina is going to carry Wilhelmina's baby she created with Bradford's sperm she stole from his corpse? What is going to happen with the drama with Betty and the hot Henry with his baby and baby motha now that Gio (he's so cute and little) loves her too? And Gabrielle Union (Renee) is dating Daniel...is that going to be for real for real? Time to get Ugly bitches!
Ugly Betty is back on April 24th at 8PM
To check out more of the shows you've been missing hit up EW.com!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
One day I'm going to learn the age old lesson that if you don't have anything nice to say....but um, until that day.....seriously, I'm just going to need to know why. WHY?
D. Woods seriously, I understand deciding to wear a fugly dress to match your fugly hair because you know, keeping it theme-like is in. However, why go over board and wear sneakers?! And not even cute sneakers?! Are those Dereon? No seriously, I just need to know why you have to do being "the cool-outside-the-box one" so fugtasticly?
And seriously Aubrey? I thought Puff told you about looking clean and put together? Could you not get your roots done before the party? And seriously, Jem called and she wants her look back. You aren't doing it right. She's truly outrageous and you are SO not.
Audrena that bow is bigger than you are. Less is more sometimes. Or so I'm told.
Shannon and Dawn for the first time ever you have out shined your counterparts. Or something like that. Dawn I just really want to tell you that I hate those shoes. Why? The dress is cute and of all shoes I'm sure you had to choose from, really? Sigh....
Still loving the music tho, which I guess, is what is most important.
So for $6 million dollars I'd pimp out my babies too. Don't all babies look tiny, cute, and squishy at 1 month old? At least Harlow was awake and giving us the finger. But all that to say, Max and Emme are cuties, so far, just as all babies are. Jennifer looks fab and extremely happy. I just can't wait to see Nahla.
Seriously, I just talked about these babies like I know them. Damn.
Update: I think I like this cover better.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Altho this shit is really sad and not funny at all. Sigh....Salon.com has created a cartoon sketch video using actual audio of George W. Bush assuring us that all is well with the economy. He thinks all is well when the rates of foreclosures, car repossessions, gas prices and the cost of fuckin produce are beyond ridiculous. Not to mention due to the mortgage crisis Bear Sterns was sold for less than value of the building where they are headquartered. Not to mention five years later and we are still at war for no reason and all of the trillions of dollars spent on killing people senselessly could have been used to maintain and create a surge in our economy. Not to mention that the American dollar is pretty much worthless in every other continent AND is now even less than the damn Canadian dollar. But hey you know, dude says its all under control and he thanks his Secretary for working on this problem over the weekend. Yup. All you can do is shake your head, sigh, and pray for the miracle that is Barack.
My girl P sent me the link to this Boondocks episode that was banned due to its controversial content. I had actually seen this episode with my girl WGB at a football party months ago and everyone at the party gathered around the laptop and laughed and shook their heads because everything discussed in this episode is sadly true. When 'Debra Lee' says "The destruction of black people is not happening fast enough! I saw three niggers reading and one them was smiling!" I was like WOW, that is some shit. And then one of the guys is talking about how BET will just take all of the shitty shows MTV did five years ago and make them black. Huey, of course, takes on the network by going on a hunger strike.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Barack gave a press conference this afternoon addressing the fact that Race has become an issue within the campaign that is distorting what is important and misreporting his views and ideologies. For those that don't know, they are taking comments his pastor says and have turned them into a Barack must believe in everything this man says because he is his pastor. He keeps it so real, never once saying (and never has said) that he wasn't aware of the firm beliefs and feelings expressed by his pastor but that has nothing to do with what he personal believes and stands for.
Mkay memba when Amy's people were reporting that the reason her mouth was swollen was because of a icky scratchy condition called Impetigo? She was supposedly taking antibiotics and while it is contagious, they had it all under control. So why in da hell does she have all this extra shit on her face?! Clearly antibiotics and heroine don't mix and this shit is spreading! She looks disgusting and scary. Like this shit is just not cool and after watching last night's episode of Intervention I am convinced that there just isn't saving anybody who doesn't want to be saved.
Last night on Intervention there was this guy named Lawrence who came from an abusive and very difficult childhood but managed to become very successful and owned his own business. He was cute and had everything going for him. But he became a severe alcoholic and he had these horrendous bruises all over his body from cirrhosis of the liver and one finger was purple and stuck out like E.T. It was the saddest thing ever. His family tried to help him but he refused to believe he had a problem. Lawrence died just a few weeks ago.
I really need Amy to get her shit together. She is going to meet the same fate as so many before her. So successful, so talented, so young, a genius in her own right but her demons got the best of her. Dammit Amy!
Monday, March 17, 2008
So um, XXL recently interviewed DMX and questioned him about a variety of things concerning his new gospel album, the fact that he doesn't think about music becoming digital, and his thoughts on Barack Obama. Please take a look at what your boy said.
XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.
XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!
XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.
XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.
XXL: So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
XXL: Is that why you’re not following it?
DMX: No, because it’s just-it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.
XXL: But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
DMX: I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”
XXL: Right, exactly.
DMX: It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.
XXL: We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
DMX: I mean, either way it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.
XXL: Yeah, but the country is.
DMX: I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no damn decisions.
XXL: The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
XXL: But Bush pretty much…
DMX: You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?
XXL: He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.
DMX: He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak!
Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.
XXL: Well Barack has a good chance of winning so that might be something.
DMX: Good for him, good for him.
DMX is a mess of major proportions. Like, he really is a mess and I hope someone sends him to Promises immediately. More importantly, I understand what he is saying and actually agree with a lot of it. NOT the part about him talking about Barack's name and being completely unaware about what is going on in the country he lives in BUT in regards to the scores of black men who have no voice because they have no vote due to incarceration. So why should they bother to pay attention? I mean clearly DMX is living in a crack world under a rock somewhere because even Peppito on the corner who don't speak no English knows who the fuck Barack is. But I think more than anything, DMX is a representation of black men who don't think that they play any role in this country and they have already been thrown away so why care about who can possibly come and change the system? They have already been discarded so nothing anyone says or does will help them anyway. They will still be convicted felons, still won't be able to get jobs, and will still be looked down upon by those that have the power.
He is also VERY right about the fact that the white man has fucked up this country and now that it is in the shitter sure, we'll give it to the black man and see what he can do. Because I hope we all know that yes, Barack will be President, but he will be blamed for EVERYTHING that was ALREADY fucked up. It is going to take more than two terms for the president to undo everything BUSH destroyed and if Barack can't fix it immediately then it will be all his fault. But I think he knows this and its a good thing he doesn't care. We need him despite all that. And YES BUSH is a fuckin puppet. And he is right that technically BUSH isn't the one responsible for the state we are in. His advisers and everyone around him who are in it for themselves told him what to do and he just did it. And DMX is right....Bush can barely speak! He is fuckin tap dancing and gigglin while he waits for McCain instead of addressing questions pertaining to our economy.
All that to say...while DMX is a hot ass mess and I wish he would put the pipe down. I feel like underneath all that dude is speaking the truth.
To read the entire interview click: Detox Boo. Please.
Posted by F.U. at 4:54 PM
Mkay so I started watch Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp with the Rookies versus the Second Chancers and I was bored. However since I know this is about to pop off, I will definitely be watching! Toccara is a Second Chancer because she just wants to tone up and stuff. I mean if you've seen her lately, she looks amazing. But clearly, in between the carrots and the working out Toccara didn't feel the judges appreciated her hard work and went off....I wish her voice didn't get so high and squeaky when she was screaming and crying because it is hard to understand what she is saying. However, you know she is mad and then Dr. Ian keeps saying Toccara have some class which only fuels her fire and then the white bitch in the middle gets up and I though Toccara was goin knock that bitches tooth out. I kinda wish she did.
Don't know if you guys bothered to watch Mariah, who filled in for Janet, on Saturday Night Live but um, she was the absolute worst. We all know Mimi is rhythmically challenged but seriously, this bitch literally stood in one spot the whole time and the only thing she moved were her hands and that was just to demonstrate the "touch my body" part. She is boring as all hell and let us not forget that the song isn't even that great. She sang another song called "Migrate" featuring T-Pain who is so beyond fugly and was lookin like Flava Flav's little brother. At least during that performance Mariah swayed from side to side but more importantly, that song is a mess. It fuckin sucks.