Um, There's A Car On The Bed

So you know how you go to sleep at night and you are having that good sleep, dreamin about being Oprah's dog sitter, lettin her hair stylist do your hair, and eating caramel and chocolate pudding all day? Well this couple, two University of Nevada students, were having that good sleep only to be awakened by a car that crashed through their house and landed on top of them in their bed. Literally, the car crashed through their house and landed on top of them. Da wuh???? Seems this drunkard dumb ass thought the house was his ex-girlfriends house that she shares with her new boyfriend. The goal was to land on their bed. His bad. The best part of this story is that, while the two were pinned to the bed with the weight of THE CAR on top of them, they not only survived but managed to not have any serious injury. Amazing. Source

Miss Hampton University 2009...Is Not Black

Hmmmmmmmm. So I'm listenin to D.L. Hughley's HORRIBLE morning show on the radio this mornin (er'other show was on commercial) and they were talking about the Miss Hampton University controversy. And I came in on the part where D.L. is saying have you seen the picture of the winner and the other contestants? Of course she won! I don't even know how you get in a beauty contest when you look like Plaxico Burress. If I may, I'd just like to say that D.L. Hughley is the most non-funny, ignorant negroid and his show fuckin sucks. Anyhoooo.....Seems this years newly crowned Miss Hampton University is not only not Black (she is from Hawaii and her mother is Italian and her father is from Guam) but she is also not a student on the main campus. She's a student at the Virginia Beach satellite campus. So of course, there are many students and community members who are not happy. Many are saying that if the judging system remained the way it has always been - where the students vote - she would not have won. This year, the winner was chosen by a judges panel which was comprised of two certified Miss Virginia judges, the president of Old Point National Bank, and two HU employees (a professor and freshman counselor). Then Miss Hampton, whose name is Nikole Churchill, wrote a letter to our President, Barack Obama, and said: "I am hoping that perhaps you would be able to make an appearance to my campus, Hampton University, so that my fellow Hamptonians can stop focusing so much on the color of my skin and doubting my abilities to represent," she wrote, "but rather be proud of the changes our nation is making toward accepting diversity." Her letter was posted on Congress.org and she did not have permission from HU to comment about the school, the students or try to contact the President directly. She is now apologizing for writing the letter and says, "I have now come to regret writing this letter and disappointing the very students that I now represent. I took the comments of a few and blew it out of proportion." Ummmmm, ya think? Seriously boo boo, just cuz you and Barack are both from Hawaii, did you really think he was gonna come to HU and tell the students to support you? Yeah about that....I think he's busy. Anyway, as a graduate of the most fabulous HBCU there is, I have to say, while I wouldn't be pumped that a non-Black student won, if she was the best candidate in er'category and deserved it, then can you really be mad? I also believe that students should continue to be the judges in such competitions because the students should have a say in who represents them, but then it's like So You Think You Can Dance (which I've totally not watched at all this season) where the favorite dancer wins, not the BEST dancer. So what do you think? Especially those of you that are proud HBCU alum or current students...should this even be in the news? Would you care if your Miss wasn't Black? Source

This Just In: A Housewife Loses Her Boo

I literally JUST got finish watchin Thursdays episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta that I missed, wishin I could do more than shift Kim's tardy ass wig and stomp her in her tardy ass face and back slap Kandi for giving Kim the ability to make it seem like she actually did something other than sound like she has to sing through a hole in her neck - when I read that AJ, Kandi's ex-boo is dead. Yes, dead. He was beaten to death in the parking lot of the strip join the Body Tap Club. It seems AJ worked at the club but nobody really knows what happened yet, however, there has been an arrest made. "Homicide detectives arrested the suspect, Fredrick Richardson, who has been charged with voluntary manslaughter, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports." Ain't this just about some shizz?!! Kandi was just about on my last nerve and now I can't even watch and be mad at her anymore cuz her boo is dead. Just dead. Beat to death in the parking lot of a strip club. All you can do is shake your damn head. Sad. Source

Congrats Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor!!!!

Judge Sonia Sotomayor was confirmed by the Senate, by a vote of 68-31. Whooooooooooooo!!!!! You better wuuuuuuuuurk Sonia! Now figure out how to make reality television against the law. Thanks, boo!

Human Nature: Michael Jackson Is Gone

Some things you just don't expect to hear about on a regula schmegula June day. Michael Jackson, thee Michael Jackson, Thriller Michael Jackson, Dangerous Michael Jackson, Beat It Michael Jackson, Dirty Diana Michael Jackson, Glitter Glove Michael Jackson, Moon Walking Michael Jackson, Captain EO Michael Jackson, Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson, King of Pop Michael Jackson, The Jackson 5 Michael Jackson, The KING of Pop Michael Jackson died today. I think we all have our opinions about Michael Jackson. I personally believe that, sadly, he had deep issues with himself, his image, and where and who he came from, and that made him slowly destroy himself. Visually he altered his appearance and who knows what else he did to himself...which I believe, may not have killed him but prolly played a major part in his death. Despite all that, I'm distraught. Just shocked and sad. He was only 50 years old, but he's been working since he was like 5 and he's lived an extraordinary life. And more than anything, he will be CELEBRATED! Michael Jackson will forever be the best to have ever done it. The best entertainer ever in the world of all time. I can't even fully express the impact that Michael has had on my life, and all of our lives. Bye, Michael. I hope you now truly find peace. You will be missed. THANK YOU for making our lives better. Love you, mean it. I'm now off to play my most favorite song ever.....

Jill Scott Is A Single Mother....

Seriously. Jill tells Essence.com about her acting success, baby boy Jett, labor, being a mother and the fact that she and John are no longer together. Daayum. ESSENCE.COM: Congrats on the possibility of an Emmy nod for Best TV Drama Actress! If you win you will be the first African-American woman to do so. Did you expect such acclaim or pressure? JILL SCOTT: No pressure, but I'm excited. It's definitely something I dreamt about, and if it comes to fruition then that's wonderful. In regards to expecting the acclaim, I wish I was that forward thinking. We were just there doing a good job, and after the show was done we thought, Well, maybe. I am proud of the work that we did. ESSENCE.COM: Does this Hollywood success mean your music fans won't hear your angelic voice anytime soon? SCOTT: As much as I take a break, music never gives up on me. I have to write, sing, listen to my iPod, and that inspires me to create. It's a part of me that I don't ever want to go away, no matter what else I do, so I'd say that you can expect a new CD possibly this year, I hope. ESSENCE.COM: Congrats to you on your new bundle of joy, Jett Hamilton. How has motherhood been treating you? SCOTT: Wonderful. I named him after a black gemstone that my makeup artist in Africa had; it was simply called Jet, and I fell in love with it and the name because I thought my beautiful baby is a gem. I truly loved being pregnant and feeling what was going on inside my body and watching it change. It's difficult to recoup but still amazing nonetheless. I would have another one. ESSENCE.COM: So does that mean you had an easy labor of love? SCOTT: Not at all. I was in labor for 36 hours. After that experience, anytime I have reservations and think I can't do anything I remind myself that I survived the birth of my child (Laughs). Although I didn't scream my baby into this world, the pain continued after he was born for at least three weeks. During labor I felt like I needed to put the fire out. Everybody kept telling me the pain wasn't going to last forever but after 20 hours of it I left the building. I felt like I was on the ceiling looking down at myself like, Dag, girl, you still in labor? I know my experience isn't everyone's but I believe people need to be realistic when sharing their stories about their pregnancies and birth. When he arrived I held him in my arms for about an hour and then went to sleep because I was simply exhausted. ESSENCE.COM: Well, at least your hubby-to-be was there to support. How has he been adjusting to Jett? SCOTT: Yes, he was there and for a couple of days afterwards while I stayed in hospital, but John and I are no longer together. When you have a baby you're dealing with a lot of emotions and I don't know how much of it had to do with us breaking up, but it happens. We definitely love our son and we are co-parenting and working on being friends. It is what it is. I have a lot of support, so I want for nothing as far as that's concerned. I know some might criticize me or the fact that my son is being raised in a single-parent home, but I wasn't raised in a two-parent home and I had a good relationship with my dad. I have hopes for him and I'm sure his father will do his part as well. ESSENCE.COM: As a mother, what has been the biggest lesson thus far? SCOTT: My heart and prayers go out to all single moms because it's tough, and I can't imagine any teenager dealing with a baby and all those hormones raging. I can afford to have this child at 37 because I have a support system and I can talk to my girls, Mo'Nique and Erykah [Badu], but I don't understand how any mother does it alone. I don't believe I suffered from postpartum because I didn't feel depressed, but it was jarring and I can understand now how some mothers lose it. What he's taught me is that I thought I was grown and patient but I was neither until now. Even when I hold him and dance with him to his favorite song, Marvin Gaye's "Come Live With Me," and he holds me tighter and then relaxes, I realize that I never knew unconditional love like this before, and I'm looking forward to watching and helping him grow. On one hand, I'm not surprised about the break-up...if I'm not mistaken John has a few baby mothas and after Jill had her son, she prolly realized just why. On the other hand, I'm so happy for all of Jill's success. She sounds like she's loving motherhood, learning and growing, and she's gonna be more than fine. All I know is, with a break-up and a new baby....Jill's next album is bout to be reediculous. Can't wait!!! Source

Domestic Disturbia: Chris Brown CHARGED!

This Just In!!! Per People: According to FOX 11 in Los Angeles, which claims to have obtained the notes from a search warrant in the case, Rihanna, 21, read a lengthy text message from a woman on Brown's phone, which led to an argument. Brown – who has a standing court date Thursday – allegedly tried to force his girlfriend out of the Lamborghini, and hit her head against the passenger window. Brown, 19, then punched the singer while still driving, according to the detective's notes, and blood filled Rihanna's mouth. He allegedly told her, "I'm going to beat the ---- out of you when we get home." Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there." The police notes say that prompted Brown to reply: "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you." The report also says that Brown bit Rihanna and put her in a headlock, and that she almost lost consciousness. Did he really have to put her in the sleeper hold?! And could he have pulled over first instead of whippin da car wit one hand while puttin lumps on her head wit da other hand?! I mean just DAYUM. Anyway, because of beatin Rihanna's ass and threating to kill her, Chris has been charged with two felonies – assault and making criminal threats. He is going to be arraigned at 3:30 in Los Angeles Superior Court and of course a serious plea bargain is being worked out as we speak. The thing is, he's not going to jail, Rihanna isn't going to press charges, they're back together and he'll be beatin her ass while eat Doritos and watchin 106 & Park next week.

Da Brat Gets Three Years Of Pokey Coochie!!!

Da Brat aka Hello Kitty's personal clit tickla has been sentenced to three years in prison for bashin some chic in the head with a Rum bottle. See, had she beat that bitch with a bottle of Goose the judge would have been more lenient - anybody who requires a bashin by Goose prolly deserved it. People don't just be wastin Goose. But Rum, well see that makes it seem like Da Brat just felt like beatin somebody for no good reason. Anyway, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution: Superior Court Judge Gail Flake also sentenced the rapper, whose real name is Shawntae Harris, to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service. The incident happened at a Halloween party at Studio 72 nightclub on Oct. 31, 2007. The club is on Ga. 29 near Tucker. About six members of Harris’s family wept when a sheriff’s deputy took her into custody. “I love y’all,” Harris, 34, said as she was led out of the courtroom. “We love you, too,” the relatives replied in unison. Harris entered a guilty plea to aggravated assault. The victim, a waitress at the club, had to be hospitalized after being struck by Harris, and Flake said the woman suffered permanent facial scarring. Harris and the victim had gotten into an altercation prior to the assault, police said at the time." What is Hello Kitty gonna do??? Douche Cannon don't know how to work it out like Brat do. Mean while, Da Brat is hella happy cuz she is gonna get coochie all day er'day up in the pokey. Those three years are gonna UTI on by.

Did Ya'll See That?! Cullen Jones Made History!!

OK, so please tell me you've been watching the Olympics and you know who Cullen Jones is. If you don't know, Cullen Jones - who is from Irvington, NJ by the way - is only the 3rd black person to ever make an Olympic swim team but he is now the first Black American to win Gold in swimming. Major!!! While all the media attention is surrounding Michael Phelps and his quest to win 8 gold medals in one Olympics, people need to recognize that Cullen is a BEAST and he is part of the reason that Michael Phelps can even keep his dream alive. And Cullen is cute too! So CONGRATS to Cullen and the relay team. The French relay team made a big ol' deal about how they were going to crush USA. How do you say, kiss my swim cap in french? Source/Source UPDATE: If you missed the race you can click GO CULLEN and also check out the interview with Cullen on the TODAY Show...he is soooo cute. I am so proud of him! Oh and it seems this is the 2nd gold for an African American in swimming. STILL that's major and it is a huge deal and I love him! Thank you Sadé!!

R. Kelly Is A Flirt But Apparently He's Not A Child Molester

I guess they were right...if you don't see the mole, he didn't hit that baby girl's hole. Per CNN.com: "A Chicago jury has acquitted R. Kelly on all counts at his child pornography trial. Both Kelly and the now 23-year-old alleged victim had denied they were the ones appearing on the tape, which was played for the jury at the beginning and end of the trial. The prosecution's star witness was a woman who said she engaged in three-way sex with Kelly and the girl from the video. Defense attorneys argued the man on the tape didn't have a large mole on his back, as Kelly does. The jury of nine men and three women included the wife of a Baptist preacher from Kelly's Chicago-area hometown, as well as a compliance officer for a Chicago investment firm and a man in his 60s who emigrated from then-Communist Romania nearly 40 years ago. Jurors took the sex tape at the center of the trial with them, and a monitor was set up in the jury room in case they wanted to review it. At one point, Sam Adam Jr. referred to a defense argument made repeatedly during the trial that a mole on the singer's back proved he simply can't be the man in the video. After displaying a freeze frame of the man's back in the video -- with no apparent mole -- Adam walked over to the defense table and placed his hand on Kelly's shoulder. "The truth be told, there is no mole ... that means one thing," Adam told jurors, then paused and lowered his voice. "It ain't him. And if it ain't him, you can't convict." Well there you have it folks. If both R-uh and the alleged victim say it wasn't them, how can you really find him guilty?

Puttin' "Family Matters" All In Da Street....

Mkay...I'mma try to be real delicate with this one, since I have NO tolerance for domestic violence. Like none. Because I've seen what it can do to people and it is beyond insane and disturbing and unforgivable....yet, as the outsider looking in, all you can do is try to help and watch many times, over and over again, as your friend, sister, mother, cousin goes back to get her ass beat again. Soooooo, it seems as though Karrine "Supahead" Steffans is getting beat up by Eddie Winslow. What is crazy, however, is that we know this because after she got her ass beat and almost run over by his car, she texted PEREZ HILTON. Right.... She says: "It's Karrine. U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There's a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated. I lied to the city attny to save his ass but I'm DONE. He'll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters! I have to give you this story. Pls!" Now is it just me, or is something in the milk ain't clean here? Must I recommend steroids and donkey milk? First of all, after some bitch ass muthafluffa dare lay hands on me and then try to run me over with his car, wouldn't I bit a bit traumatized? Maybe hurt a lil bit? In serious pain? WHY THE FUCK would I think oh, let me tell Perez Hilton what happened???!! WTF can Perez Hilton do to help you?! Is he gonna go and kick Eddie's ass? I highly doubt that. Oh but what he will do is put it on his blog. Now why you want er'body to know you are gettin your ass beat is beyond me. And not that its ever ok but if I'mma gonna get beat up it most damn sure won't be by no fugly ass Eddie Winslow. But I digress.... If this is true, I'm sorry for her, because I wish this on no one. And according to Perez, the police are looking into and investigating Darius aka Eddie. I just really hope if she is getting beat up that she has left him and is not using this as another way to get attention, make money, or write a book or whatever her reasons for making this so very public is. And if Perez is her only friend, then she needs to take a look around and figure out what she's doing wrong that she has no one in her life to help her when she needs it most. Source

Barack Obama Will Be President!!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama has won the democratic nomination! We knew this would happen...even when things got a bit extra (none of Barack's doin of course) with all the outside factors trying to shake him and bring him down. It didn't happen. And seriously, as secure and as confident as I've always been it is still just sinking in that a Black man is the first ever nominee for president of the United States ever. The historic value and significance of this greatness is almost mind blowing. Can you imagine the dance the ancestors are doing right now? Harriet Tubman is poppin and lockin all over that underground railroad! Well done Barack Obama. Well done. And much love and a job well done goes to Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama too! Oh...and Hillary, a job well done to you too. It has been somewhat inspiring (and annoying) watching you never give up. If you've taught women (and maybe all people) anything is that you ride the bull until it throws you off. If you don't believe in you, no one else will. You too have made history. So thank you for that. I really hope we can call you VP. Well people, as Barack said..."Tonight we mark the end of one historic journey with the beginning of a new one...."

Remy Gets 8 Years in Da Pokey

Does Remy still have a reason to be conceited? Well, did she ever is prolly the real question but that's neither here nor there. Remy has had a rough time these last couple of days. First her wedding gets called off because her groom, rapper Papoose supposedly brought in a skeleton key (as wedding gift prolly) that opens handcuffs. Oh that lucky charm is a bright one, eh? Then she finds out she's goin to be doin 8 years for thinkin that she's invincible and can shoot people just because they won't do what she says. MTV says: According to Remy Ma's lawyer, Ivan Fisher, the New York Supreme Court sentenced her to eight years in prison on Tuesday for charges of assault, weapons possession and attempted coercion. Fisher said the prosecution had originally requested a 13-year sentence — less than the max of 25 years she was facing — but the judge in the case gave the rapper eight years, which Fisher plans to appeal very soon. Though he couldn't say for sure, Fisher said it's possible the judge in the case was swayed by an emotional address Ma gave the court during the proceeding, during which she addressed the victim directly. The rapper burst into tears as the sentence was read, and Fisher described her state as "benumbed," "very emotional" and "sobbing." The lawyer said Ma "spoke to the court about the impact the sentence would have on her son [who is 7 years old]." I mean if these fake ass hard core female 'rappers' have learned anything I hope it is that guns are wack and its all about the blackberrys and weave glue bottles. You don't get 8 years for beatin bitches up with those. You get like a year and then you come out and release an album. If you must follow suit and be a jackass, Foxy wrote the script on it.

A Lil Just Why In The Mornin: No Justice

So........seems round these parts it is quite alright to shoot an unarmed man 50 times for no good reason. However, should you 'forget' to pay your taxes, Wesley Snipes, you will be sentenced to three years in the pokey. Paris fuckin Hilton served time in jail but three cops who kill an unarmed man on his wedding day, wounding two others, are acquitted. I just don't understand. I am in complete shock and am disturbed by this on all levels. For those of you who don't know, a 23 year-old man, Sean Bell, was executed leaving a strip club hours before he was to be married. Three cops claimed they thought he and his friends were armed and proceeded to shoot him 50 times, murdering him and severely wounding his two friends. There were actually a total of 5 cops who shot at the three men and all five cops were in plain clothes and never identified themselves as police officers. Only three were charged and this trial has gone on for quite some time and it just seemed obvious that no matter what the defense said, there was no way justice would not be served. According to the judge he acquitted all three men based on the following: "Justice Arthur Cooperman said he found problems with the prosecution's case. He said some prosecution witnesses contradicted themselves, and he cited prior convictions and incarcerations of witnesses. He also cited the demeanor of some witnesses on the stand." "Noting that Bell, Benefield and Guzman had criminal records, Cooperman questioned why they chose for Bell's bachelor party a strip club "known as venues that create criminal activity ... such as prostitution." The demeanor of some witnesses....really? So basically, the judge didn't like how the black people spoke and/or looked? I mean, what does that mean? Since when does demeanor outweigh the truth? Since when does demeanor outweigh the reality that a man lost his life for no reason at all? A man who was actually a good guy, about to be married, and be a father to his two young daughters! And seriously...did he deserve to die because they chose to take him to a strip club for his bachelor party?????!!!!! This man is DEAD and you justify his shooting because they had criminal records and went to a strip club. WOW. I can't. I really can't. R.I.P Sean Bell...Nicole Bell and your babies, this, too, shall pass. Source/Source

Raise A Pinky: Star is Divorcing Al U Doin

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Star filed for divorce from Al U Doin on March 26th. "In a statement released exclusively to Entertainment Tonight, the former "View" co-host says: "Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone's life that requires privacy with one's thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman." How bout several years ago you were so unhappy with yourself that you made an error in judgement and married a flaming gay man. When will there be admittance of that?! And at this point, who even gives a shit Star? You are still inviting the media into your life. If you filed almost a month ago, why are you even talking about it now? Everybody will get the memo on their own when Al U Doin writes the tell all....either that or we see pictures of him this summer walking around Fire Island with his bedazzled cock ring on display. Either way, I hope this is a lesson for all. Gastric bypass and marrying gay men don't make you happy. It just makes you a skinny Bobble Head with a serious vibrator collection.

Live At Five

Although People.com is reporting that Yonce and Jay got a marriage license and that kinda makes it credible, it is also very interesting that yesterday was April Fools. Should it be true, I also think it is very interesting that while Kelly Ro is trying her best to stay relevant, to the point where she can't even put albums out in the stores and has to re-release the same bullshit digitally, and while Michelle is trying to Break the Dawn and get her shine, Yonce has not one but two or three tracks that have been "leaked" by accident and now she getting married. C-O-N Spiracy. So today I want to discuss real news with real people. Do you know what is going on in your neighborhood? What is going on in the world today? What were you doing in 3rd grade? I know I was driving my teacher Ms. Levitz crazy and she stayed calling my house and I stayed in the penalty box. However, it never once dawned on me that I could beat that bitch down. 3rd graders today are clearly way more bout it than I ever was. WAYCROSS, Georgia - A group of children ages 8 to 10 apparently were mad at their teacher because she had scolded one of them for standing on a chair, authorities say. That led the third-graders, as many as nine boys and girls, to plot an attack on the teacher at Center Elementary School in south Georgia. Police Chief Tony Tanner said the students apparently planned to knock the teacher unconscious with a glass paperweight, bind her with handcuffs and duct tape and then stab her with a broken steak knife. Isn't that some shit?! They were like alright, looka here. First of all, by the power of Greyskull that bitch won't never yell at us ever again. She don't know us like that. If we don't feel like doing our spelling words, we won't! So here is how its goin down. JoJo, you bring that big ass glass thing from your mama house. We gon' knock her on her ass with that one. Ray-Ray, memba that time you said you saw your daddy handcuffed to the bed while your mama was lickin his peter? Well we need those. Big Bertha, after we put the tape on her mouth you stab her with the knife. Then we'll all just stomp the shit out of her until she dead. Then we'll just go back to the school yard and play kickball. This is gonna be great! Now walk it out, lean wit it, rock wit and supa man dat ho! Currie said the children are too young to be charged as adults, and probably too young to be sentenced to a youth detention center. Currie said he decided to seek juvenile charges against two girls, ages 9 and 10, who brought the knife and paperweight and an 8-year-old boy who brought tape. He said they face charges of conspiracy to commit aggravated assault, and both girls are being charged with taking weapons to school. This is the world we live in people. Sad. Source

This Just In: Naomi Needs A Med-aVac!

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease! Per AP, "Campbell, 37, is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the statement said." Um, did ya'll read that? She is in the care of a specialist in infectious diseases and GYN! Naomi I really hope that your coochie is not infected. Like really Na-na, whatchu been doin boo? Aren't you a lil too grown to not be protectin that? This might could be Karma....you know for thinking you can bitch slap people, curse people out, hit people with cell phones....I'm just sayin. And yes bitches, I'm takin note. But no, I'm not sorry for kickin that bitch with my open toe. Let's just hope all you need is some Emergen-C, some pills, an IV.....maybe a scrape out....You know just to make sure everything from the roota to the toota is all clear. Source

Clank Clank - This Just In!

Breaking News!!! Ne-Yo was arrested....and unfortunately, it was not because he was found soliciting trannies. He was arrested for reckless driving and for not having a valid license. It was 3:14 am and he was clocked at driving over 100 mph...speedin during the sinnin hours means Ne-Yo was up to no good. But more importantly, he should have asked the officer if he could take his mug shot with a hat on because um, his blading situation is so not a good look. Fugalicious. Ew. Source

Stanky Brown is Gonna Push Her Baby Out in Rikers!

Wow. Stanky's next album is bout to be off the chain! I mean, it isn't often that a rapper can rap about giving birth in jail. Yes people, the judge wasn't playing and sentenced her donkey ass to one year in jail. TMZ.com was all up in the courtroom and is reporting the following: Foxy Brown will spend the next year in jail for violating her probation -- and she's going straight back to jail on Rikers Island, where she's spent the last two weeks. TMZ was in the courtroom when it all went down, and Judge Melissa Jackson slammed Foxy's pleas for mercy, calling her a "great actress," and saying that if this were the first time she'd apologized, she might be believable, but not now. We're told that Foxy was visibly distraught by the verdict, and her mother refused to talk to reporters outside. Foxy originally was sentenced to the probation after an assault on two employees at a nail salon in Manhattan. I must say I'm a lil surprised but its good for her silly ass. I told Inga on numerous occasions to simma down and put her ass in a seat. Clearly getting her weave yanked out and her hearing aid stomped on wasn't enough for her. Now she got to worry about Big Bertha an'em stickin shit up her coochie and her ass. Oh well Stanky!!!

You Are The Father Jackass!!!!!

So I know this comes as NO surprise to anyone but it has indeed been confirmed that Eddie "Johnny Gill's Lover" Murphy IS the father to cutie pie Angel Iris Murphy Brown. As if there was going to be any other outcome. Now I completely understand someone such as Eddie, a celebrity with a lot at stake wanting to make sure that the seed that was planted was indeed his BUT when he came out basically acting like he didn't even know who Scary Spice was, that's when things got ugly. Why must things always get ugly when it comes to paternity situations? (But we do appreciate it...your ignorance and stupidity makes for the best gossip!) The bitch got pregnant like the first time they got it poppin because they were only together for four months and she was four months pregnant when he decided he didn't want to be with her anymore and showed up with Tracy "Ex-Babyface" Edmunds. And yes, I know you're gay Eddie, but you keep faking the funk and your sperm seems to know no difference and you clearly like it raw so.....do the math asshole. I understand maybe wanting to have a hotter bitch on your arm during all the press and oscar buzz over Dream Girls and your silly ass Rasputia Nezbit (or watever it was called) movie. I would not want a Spice Bitch (not a BBQ Spice, not a Lawry's spice or even Cumin spice) escorting me down the red carpet either but damn Eddie, you should have just shut-up about the whole thing. And don't act like keeping quiet isn't something you don't know how to do. When everyone was asking you about being on the prowl and soliciting sex from transvestite prostitutes...where was all that mouth then? Mum was the word....right Eh-Dee? Well watevs, this isn't news to us. And one time for baby Angel who now officially knows who her sperm donor is (we know Eh-Dee isn't bout to be her father), and even tho she got like 8 brothers and sisters, she is rich bitch!