Please look at Halle in her Diamonds Are Forever Ad.....could she be any more gorgeous???
And dammit I want every piece she's rockin....beautious!
Friday, November 30, 2007
FunnyorDie.com did a remake of one of the scenes from The Hills with Audrina and Justin Bobby....you don't even have had to watch not one episode of the The Hills or even this scene specifically to find this shit hilarious. The sad part is they are dead on in their imitations....Audrina really does look and sound like a dead eyed idiot and Justin Bobby really does look and sound like a homeless wino. It only confirms that we allow ourselves to be brainwashed by bullshit because trust and believe I will definitely get glued to a Hills marathon and be ready to bitch slap Heidi and bust a cap in Spencer's ass. WHY????? Eh....just watch this.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
I came across a posting at mommabrown.com by BabyBrown (Hey BabyBrown!) and she is in transition from her chemically treated hair to her naturally beautious state. My mother, sister, and two cousins have all done the transition and they all look fabulous and it works for them (I also come from fabulous/model type stock so there isn't too much we can do to mess up but still....) I on the other hand really believe PERM was made for me specifically. I mean, I think I've already told ya'll a bitch got beedee bees like a mo'fo. Fortunately for me, I'm able to hide my beedees AND that's the only part of my hair where the perm don't take. The point is this is a picture of chemically treated hair......SHIT.
This is why Tyra can't ever be seen in public without her lacefront. This is why most black women will never have healthy hair. And no bitch, it don't matter that you only use No Lye. I'm not saying that I'm on my way into transition but I may look into other options on how best to handle my beedee bees....see also lucky for me, I'm gorgeous. So no matter what I do, all I have to do is smile ....but for those of you who are fugly and got the nerve to allow yourselves to walk around with all kinds of shit in your hair...weaves, color, perms etc.....can you at least make sure your ends are trimmed (your hair can be down to your ass but if you have split ends the length means nothing), pick a color that is suited for your hair texture and skin complexion, and be sure to get the right blend for your skin and your lace front....if I can see where to pull-n-peel you are fuckin up (ask Yonce, she know).
I'm SO not political. I'm not. F.U. does best when she is allowed to be ignorant, stank, and mean. It's what I prefer. However, it is getting difficult not to run across articles or witness interviews that either impress me or enrage me. Today, I'm impressed. Salon.com has a feature article entitled "Michelle Obama Gets Real" and it actually explains who she is; how Michelle is making herself known -- and not just as the brains of the operation (ahem Hillary) but as the wife of the man whom she wants to be her president because he is the best man for the job -- and why it makes sense that people are voting Obama.
You all already know but if you get a minute, read the article. If nothing else, it's well written, but more importantly, you realize that you and Michelle are one in the same and voting Obama is voting for yourself.
Be sure to read Elle's letter boo. That's all I'm going to say about this and that. To read Elle's letter click: Big Bird called and said How Dare You Key Key...sleeveless, patent leather belted, over leggings?!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
UPDATE: Ursher himself has stated that his son is indeed Usher Raymond V and he was born 11/26/07 at 9:59 pm weighing in at 7lbs 9oz. Should you care to hear audio from the proud pa, click: Is he missing a nubin?
According to PEOPLE, Jelly Belly popped the lil boy out on Monday night (November 26th) and baby and parents are doing well and are happy and all that great stuff. A name hasn't been provided but Ursher told er'ebody that his name would be carried on to the next generation. I guess congrats are in order! Let's hope that baby got Jelly Belly's nose and nothing else.
So um, what's really going on here? Let us inspect the sit-chu-ation shall we? It's bout 4:00 am. Rena got holes/runs all in her stockings....and not just up and down the leg, but they seem to all be in the KNEE area. Common got the big ass bottle of water like he is really thirsty after doing something physical. I can't really say too much about Rena's hair cuz Serena ain't never have no problem walking the streets without bothering to hit her head with a brush, comb or even her fingers. But um er uh, these two look like they just finished makin it do wut it do....and I don't know if I like it! Where is Jackie, Serena? I like Jackie! Where in da hell is Kerry, Common? I mean I can understand wanting a lil taste because well, look at Serena's ass, and Common is just yummy but still....can we be a lil more discreet next time? Like maybe next time Rena can take the stockings OFF. Maybe not walk around in the middle of the night looking tired and worn da fuck out. Just a thought.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Finally, Twiggy has been told to hit da lef!! Tyra got rid of the old and BORING Twiggy....due to scheduling conflicts (watevs!). The real issue is, why couldn't they replace Twiggy with someone hot, crazy and hilarious like, I dunno know maybe Naomi? Naomi would be beatin Tyra's head in while Miss J tries to break it up by kicking Naomi with his pointy heel....no I know getting someone fabulous to be a judge would be asking too much so we'll have to be happy with the fact that Twiggy is gone and let's hope this Paulina Porizkova is somebody who adds something. She's definitely hotter than Twiggy, that's for sure. I had already decided that this season will be my last watching ANTM but now.....I might have to watch just to check out how Paulina does. Tyra clearly reads the blog.
So Entertainment Weekly has given us the rundown on who has made their annual top bitch list and why. I'm not all that pumped about some of their selections, um JK Rowling as Entertainer of the year? (yes, I know Harry Potter my ass)....just because I understand their selection doesn't mean I have to be pumped about them. In any case, there were a few that I could definitely appreciate......
First of all, Will stays on my Scrumptious list (LOVE this pic!). Talk about becoming a hot grown ass man. He was nominated for his second Oscar this year and is set to release I Am Legend....which we all know is about to break all kind of box office records and even if it doesn't, he will definitely have his billion-eth number one movie.
Oh Amy. She has had a ree-diculous year. Good and bad (currently she's a hot fuckin mess with tampon strings hangin from her coochie and powder on her nose....her husband is locked up and its not looking good)....point is, she provided us with one of the best albums of the year and when I say I call on Amy to get me through.....trust and believe, she makes it do wut it do! Well it clearly doesn't work for her.....hmmm, there is a real reason they tried to make you go to rehab boo. Oh wellz.
I haven't seen a movie with Angelina in it in a long ass time. I think Mr. and Mrs. Smith might have been it.....but um, she's baby Z's mother.....and she's hot. That's enough for me.
Kanye. Graduation made me a true fan. I've always had appreciation but this time around, I needed Kanye in my life. His album is still on constant rotation and I still laugh at his silliness on SNL. He now has another angel looking out for him.
I think ya'll all know how I feel about my Rih Rih. She killed this one year with one song. I can only hope that she takes a break from the music and focuses on her fashion/modeling/and anything else but making singles. Sadly, her single broke records but her album only sold about 800,000 copies (Alicia did that this week boo) which means that your follow-up singles were crap AND everyone knew that your album would suck. But I still will pop and lock to a eh, eh.
Vanessa Williams aka Wihlimena is fabulous! She is one of the reasons I watch Ugly Betty but just in general, Vanessa is the ultimate Triple Threat and only gets more amazing with age. Love her!!!
I don't know if ya'll go to funnyordie.com but um, if you ever need a laugh, go.
Monday, November 19, 2007
I thought I saw something that looked like colorful legos when Yonce was performing but I was so distraught by her Country Ho' Down that I couldn't focus. Turns out those legos are shoes. $4,175 Balenciagas to be exact. The interesting thing is that I don't hate these....in fact, they actually make me want to go get my work out on. I feel like I could wear these while bike riding and texting.
Images via ConcreteLoop
Thursday, November 15, 2007
T. Dunlap! I do indeed read all the emails I get (altho it may take a minute for me to respond) and while F.U. gets a kick out of the haters, F.U. manages to crack a smile when she gets love from those that can appreciate....
Does anyone care anymore? Well for those of you that still do and are like me in that you can't help but watch, last night on ANTM, my girl Ass-bergers almost fell apart, my girl Saliesha won a challenge (deservedly), and Lisa makes no sense (as per usual).
Mkay, so Serena clearly passed on the fug-be-gone juice that she's been sippin on lately to V. However, V didn't drink enough because she still hasn't managed to escape gettin beat with the fug stick. More importantly, these two were out to celebrate the launch of V's clothing line "EleVen"....that is such an oxymoron....like really, V, YOU have a clothing line? And really, whoever styled you in your own clothes failed you. But I digress....the point is you tried. You hit up the make-up station and you let someone comb your wig. I'm not mad.
As for you Rena, you know I'm lovin this look right now, but wearing the same dress in a different color with the same hair style to every event is not the move either. Don't be scared to switch it up. Like can we maybe part the hair on a different side? I know you are enjoying being fab and you don't want to mess it up by diverting from the formula that you have managed to perfect. But boo boo, you've proved you can be pretty which means that you have options abound. Look into it luv!
Congrats to you V!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Posted by F.U. at 5:02 PM
Mary has to get the UPGRADE Lifetime Achievement award. She is workin da hell out of this cover! Mary has gone from all wrong to do no wrong! She's made it thru all kinds of drama (and seriously, don't they say Karma is a BITCH?....Have ya'll seen K-CI lately???? Right. Let him go ladies....let him go!) has gotten her life together on all levels, still making great music and lookin' grown woman fabulous!
Mary is definitely living proof that you don't have to succumb to your situations and that things always get better....you grow up and grow better. And she is allowing herself to live and have fun...its never too late! I mean, have ya'll seen her bust out the Michael Jackson moves in her I'm Fine video? (But this joint right here WHOOOOO!) Mary used to only be good for a two step, with sunglasses on (rarely ever looking directly in the camera), and was always in need of a new dye job....Oh Mary, how I love thee....you most certainly are fine. In fact, you are beautiful. You better work Mary!
I, for one, am so over Britters and her fugly psycho fat ass. I mean, I'm ready for her to OD already. I do still giggle when I see her horrible weave tho....that shit is just hilarious. In any case, those gossip rags are still flying off the shelves whenever Brits picture is on it. After like a year of this shit you would think that we would have other things to spend our $2 on...like say a bag of Doritos Collisions (no thanks to your horrible commercial Missy!) just cuz them shits are good as hell (Zesty Taco and Chipotle Ranch is off the chain!!) but I digress.....according to the editor-in-chief of Star rag, Bonnie Fuller:
"Every time that our girl Brit cluelessly tries to whitestrip her toddler’s teeth instead of brushing them or runs a red light with the court-appointed monitor and her two sons all strapped in her car…give yourselves permission to pat yourselves on the back for a change. You may not be the perfect mom, but you ain’t Britney."
I guess knowing that you don't try to breastfeed your baby while drunk, or leave them in the pool unattended, or go shopping for chandeliers while you leave them in the car seat on Halloween, and you would actually go to court to fight for you kids instead of going to get collagen lip injections, and you actually wash your ass and hair and don't walk around barefoot in gas station bathrooms and consume frappuccinos like crack does help to make you feel better about yourself. Thanks Bonnie!
My most fave tranny-nista Wendy Williams has the best show on radio, the Wendy Williams Experience is syndicated throughout the country and is the number one rated show in NY! How You Doin? Awwriiight! So what's the problem? UGH! According to a MediaPost article, thanks to all the drama with the local people meter TV ratings system and how it wasn't counting minority viewers, Arbitron rolled out the new portable people meter system to measure radio listenership and it is proving to be a hot mess for the minority radio formats. Wendy, more importantly, is taking a hit thanks to this crapola.
"Urban and Hispanic format station bosses weren't slow to express their concern. Programming director Vinny Brown of WBLS warned the New York Daily News that "these numbers could put us out of business," adding, "It's not just us. Listeners need to know this could threaten the future of black and Hispanic radio across the board." Under Arbitron's old ratings system, based on paper diaries, WBLS captured a 5.2% share of the 25-54 demographic, but tumbled by almost half under PPM, to 3% share. Previously in the number one spot, its flagship Wendy Williams Show now doesn't even appear in the top 10. "
Like what da hell you mean Wendy's show doesn't even appear in the top ten? Who else would we be listening to? Who else can make her titties pop? Who else will say to you HEE-HAW you are such a donkey? Who else is going to ask you if you know the chief? Who else gets excited about having her Subway sammich delivered? Who else will call you a whore and tell YOU who you are fuckin? Oh Wendy....she is the Queen indeed. I blame this on Charlamagne!
A rep for Wendy Williams whose contract with WBLS expires in March says she's "exploring her options" for what to do next. "She's weighing whether she wants to stay at WBLS," said the representative. "There has been interest elsewhere."Whatever her choice, said the rep, Williams will continue in radio. Her show is syndicated out of WBLS, where it has consistently been near the top of the ratings.
She has her movie coming out next year, Is the Bitch Dead One Mo' Gin, part 5 of her book series should be coming out soon enough, and she'll always have a job in radio.....so of course she'll land on her feet....but I am going to be pissed if I have to listen to some random bitch named Jazz talk about how she's taking over and Ja Rule is about to come in the studio...seriously if I can't listen to Wendy I'm done with radio forever. They can put that where?!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Seventeen Magazine has selected Rih Rih as their style star of the year and she is featured on double covers. She most certainly is my style star of the year. I mean, she went from that girl who was maybe sorta Jay-Z's jumpoff, to a S.O.S'in Yonce Wanna Be, to a stunna who got a fly ass hair cut, sang about an Umbrella eh, eh, and stepped her fashion game up tremendously. Gotta love it! And you know I do....
Monday, November 12, 2007
Yeah um.....Rih Rih just gets hotter and hotter, I mean DAYUM. Every time I see her, ok well most times I see her, she just kills it....she's makin it real hard for these broads. Rihanna is that bitch....and I still haven't had enough.