Reality TV....It Just Keeps Goin and Goin...

Er'body and their mama and 12 kids got a damn reality show. I'm a junkie, which is why they won't stop, but seriously will it ever end? Well with all the shows about to come out, the answer is simply hellz no. VH1 is working on Fantasia's show which will debut in 2010. The show will follow Tasia being Tasia...a single mother, tryna keep her career, and her family (we all memba them from when she was on Idol...Get and Toe). Sounds like Keyshia Cole's show...except it may not be as many man down situations, prolly a lil less crack and her mama prolly has real teeth. Rudy is gettin a show too! Yes, Keisha Knight Pulliam is getting a reality show on Oxygen. The show is about her and her boyfriend and living life as young rich bitches. "Oxygen said Wednesday that it’s developing a reality show about actress Keshia Knight Pulliam and her live-in boyfriend, Atlanta area entrepreneur Kaseem Penn. It will explore what it’s like being young, rich, single and co-habitating. No air date is set for the show, titled “Keshia and Kaseem.” The black Heidi and Spencer maybe? Well of course Keisha is famous for a reason but um, Kaseem is not (and I kinda wish he was cuter). I'm kind of surprised Rudy is OK with puttin her life on blast...even tho er'thing we'll see will be fake and edited. Should be interesting. BET will be announcing it's new programming line up during upfronts and one of which is Monica's show, 'Monica: Standing Up' will follow her bid to break back into the music business, and Terry Crews' (the dad from Everybody Hates Chris) show, 'Crews Control', will follow Terry and his wife and five kids. I will most certainly be watchin ALL of these shows. If reality is the only way to find relevance and/or to stay relevant then I guess we won't be seein the end of reality TV for years to come. Ugh..... Source/Source/Source

Twitter Me Rudy!

Twitter really allows celebs to make fools of themselves. Seems Young Berg and Malik Yoba got real excited after seeing pics of Rudy (Keisha Knight Pulliam) at her 30th birthday party. They hit her up on her Twitter account, but um, seems that account is fraudulent. Yup, some silly bitches created fake Keisha Knight Twitter accounts and then put these dudes on blast after they hit them up: “@TheRealYungBerg@k_knightpulliam I would love to fly yo sexy ass out to miami wit me, whats good?! hit my line 925-[removed]” “@malikyoba @k_knightpulliam Damn girl!!! mmm mmm mmm How u have womanized!! Hit Me direct # 310-[removed]“ This is so hilarious. Berg. Seriously. Rudy can fly her own sexy ass out to where ever the hell she wants to be. How bout come at her like a man with some respect and NOT ON TWITTER! If you are as fly as you think you are, and really wanted to get at her you would go thru the proper channels to get her real contact information. And Malik....all I'm a say is, I hope you had chapstick on when you Twittered. I know I might be alone in this, but I wish I was of the generation when people didn't have such easy access to er'thang and er'body. I wish I grew up in the day when men had to make an effort to seek you out, maybe mail you letters, actually dial your numbers. Now a days, you don't even know who you're tweetin. Corny. Source

NAACP Fab...And Not So Much

Sooo last night the NAACP awards went down and beautiful Black people were just everywhere. Of all the gorgeousness, I just had to point out my two favorites... It doesn't make any sense how absolutely stunning Eva is. This dress is so beautiful and I just want to sop her up wit two biscuits. Sanaa. Just amazingly gorgeous. Her sexy steez is killin me. LOVES HER! So now that we got that out of the way, I just had to point out two choices that confused me.... Mo'Nique WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is called Nair boo boo! It only takes 3 minutes!!!! Don't nobody want to see your hairy ass coyote ugly legs, Mo! I don't understand why she refuses to shave. Shit is just gross. It's not right dammit! Rudy. I thought you understood that it is no longer 1985.

Madea Goes To Jail

Will you be makin it your bizness to see this? I think I need to see Rudy play a crack head ho. I mean, she barely played a regula schmegula girl in the Beauty Shop movie, so I can't even imagine how she digs deep to play this role. Also, if I factor in the fact that Madea is funny and Derek Luke is the one person in the whole film that can act and is HOT....I think it is absolutely me worth me going to the theater to see it...but someone else will be payin. It comes out February 2009.

Keshia Knight Pulliam Is A Prostitute!

In Tyler Perry's new movie that is....you almost spit out your Boone's Farm didn't you?! No worries, Rudy just signed on to play Candy, a a prostitute in Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail. EW.com says: "In the big-screen adaptation of Perry's play, his outrageous matriarch Madea comes to the aid of Pulliam's hooker Candy, who is being preyed upon by another inmate named Big Sal. Derek Luke has also signed on to the movie, playing Joshua, a lawyer who has a past with Candy." Got to love that Tyler is keeping Black Hollywood employed!