Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I must say that BET has managed to get one thing right...and that is the award show. I wouldn't say the show gets better each year, but I can say that I am always entertained and last night was no exception. Overall, the best part of the entire show was that I can't even remember who won awards because it seemed like there was a lot less talking and more performing. I could also appreciate the folks at home getting their shine by creating videos to announce the nominees. Short, simple, cute and funny. Now....while the show was great and everything there, of course, were some moments that we could have all done without. Let's get to it.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Ok people, its official. You like me. You really like me. And you clearly trust or at least can appreciate my opinion, judgement and honesty. It has already been established that if you allow me, I will post your question and my answer on my blog. Munchie, the tramp I received the following question from requested that I post this because she wants to send it to someone so that it just happens to get back to all parties involved.
Friday, June 22, 2007
I've been waiting for Chrisette's album to drop for a very long minute. I was first introduced to Chrisette's music at a listening event last year and I literally fell in love with her voice. I was beyond impressed and I asked my friend, who works in the industry, when we could expect her album. She said, "They have her on a diet and they are trying to fix her image. She has to lose weight first." I just stared at her for a minute because I couldn't believe she said that to me and was so matter-of-fact about it. She being an industry insider sees and deals with such bullshit on a regular basis but I still don't get it. She told me, she's competing with the Beyonces, the Ciara's, the Cassie's.....that's when I lost it. I said um, excuse me did you say Cassie? She laughed as I went off on a tangent about how Cassie is the most tone deaf, non-singing, fuck you for tracks bitch out there. But just cuz she's a pretty blasian with hair down to her ass and she's skinny, she can put out an album and even have Diddy defend her horrible singing by saying that she was nervous. Are you fucking kidding me? But that's the music industry in a nutshell. A talented and beautiful singer (in the same vein of Jill Scott and Jennifer Hudson) gets pushed to the side until she meets the weight requirements of the record label. Isn't that about a bitch?!
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
I'm sorry but I just thought this was hilarious. Bai Ling is an actress or something...she is actually one of those people known for doing nothing but anyhoo...cameras caught her poppin and lockin, walkin it out, wiping it down, and droppin it like its hot! She looks a frightful mess but don't tell her she isn't getting all those bitches in there bodied! She even drops down low and touches the floor wit it....with a midget...er, little person (I watch Little People, Big World).
It looks like my Dr. McDreamy aka Dr. Burke aka Isaiah Washington is getting support from the gay and lesbian community because they know that firing him only sent the message that going above and beyond to make amends and making valiant attempts to right wrongs means absolutely nothing (especially if you are black in America). The fight is being led by prominent lesbian and gay activist Jasmyne Cannick. She also believes that ABC has a history of firing black people. Now it may be true, but I think that all the networks have serious issues with hiring/firing black folk because 1. after The Cosby Show went off, NBC did a poor job creating shows with black people (or any minorities) as lead characters (with the exception of Donald Faison on Scrubs and Mekhi Phifer on ER) and B. CBS just started adding one black person per show to all of their dramas (Heeeeeeyyyyy Gary Dourdan, call me boo!) and FOX has a a sprinkling. If anything, I think ABC actually provides more jobs on television for blacks than the other networks. Maybe they get rid of them extra fast...in this article, Jasmyne mentions the letting go of people like Alfre Woodard and some other people on Desperate Housewives...yeah everyone gets killed on DH AND Alfre's storyline was wack ass all hell.
Last night was the premiere of Making the Band 4....this time around, the search is on for a male group (something along the lines of New Edition, NSYNC, Boyz II Men etc) and I must say, I was entertained and rather intrigued. I was wondering where all the cuties were, I mean a few popped up here and there (heeeeeyyyyy Willie!) but I'm thinking that all a few of them need is a few rounds of Proactiv, a workout/diet plan with Dr. Ian, invisalign braces to handle the teeth situation, and a whole style make-over.....some of them have real potential to be hot. As for the music, if the theme song is any indication, then I'm not impressed...then again I said the same thing about MTB 3's theme music and I will drop it like its hot to a Danity Kane song (well, a few of their songs) but what can I say....I'm a Show Stoppa...and speaking of....when I say SHOW you say STOPPA! That dude was hilarious! His pop and lock break down and non-singing ass was the highlight of the whole show.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
You may or may not be familiar with Mma Precious Ramotswe, the protagonist and amazingly intuitive detective in Alexander McCall Smith's series "The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency," but great news for current and future fans: A TV series is currently in production and is set to star the most fabulous and beautifully talented Ms. Jill Scott, which I think is just perfect casting. And it gets better....one of the most dee-licious, sexiest, fine ass men eva, Idris Elba will also be making an appearance in one of the episodes. Who's pumped?!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Real World Las Vegas Reunited: Episode 3
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Why someone would want my advice, I’ll never fully understand. Most times all I’m going to tell you is “Bitch shut the fluff up and deal wit it,” but since it is clear to most that I have never truly understood the concept of keeping my comments to myself or using kind words, someone thought I would be the best person to help her out. I asked her if I could post her question and my response on my blog and she agreed. So listen up bitches, this may help you too!
UPDATE: So it isn't true. She's still dumb, just not dumb as we thought. "It is not even remotely true," Jackson's rep tells Us Weekly.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
So I came across an interesting article entitled Diamonds are a Girl's Worst Friend: The Trouble With Engagement Rings and I thought, seriously what could the trouble be? I mean as a bitch who has been there and done that (you know, got married way too young to someone with three moms and slacker issues (among others)...shout out to everyone who bought something off the registry tho!) I did it all wrong and tho I vow NEVER to sign a contract to spend my life with someone "forever" ever again, I do plan to make the man I allow to share my space for as long as I want him to, purchase me a fabulous ring just cuz. I also plan to have a "We in Love and Stuff and Could Use a Gas Grill" party, you know just cuz. Anyhoo, back to my ring. The ring, to me, wouldn't symbolize anything except that I wanted it and my man bought it. It would be another piece of jewelry that I picked out (or at least pointed out during a trip to the mall or provided the Tiffany's ad by leaving it on the sofa with the remote to the TV on top by 'accident') and rock everyday. Plain and simple. See the guy I married before barely had a job and picked out the ring on his own. It was nice enough for what he was working with (and at the time I wore it proudly) but of course when I tried to sell it after the divorce I didn't get but a couple of pennies for it (thanks for the clouds in my stones boo!). Hence why you don't do such things when you don't have a pot to piss in AND why the whole concept of engagement and marriage is a joke.
Friday, June 8, 2007
He should have said NO, NO, NO! Dammit to hell! Isaiah Washington aka The Preston Burke aka Yang's Man on Grey's Anatomy is gone forever! I mean shit, I knew after Isaiah ruined the whole glow of the Golden Globes by saying his now infamous "No I did not call T.R. a faggot" statement, that is was over for him but I was still holding on to hope. Why? Well because he is Preston Burke and he went to Rehab! I mean that is what you do when you utter homophobic and racial slurs right? Oh wait, no, only homophobic slurs. I don't recall Michael Richards heading to Promises after he spent nearly 20 minutes talking about how he was going to lynch those niggers. Mhmmmmmm....But the point is, Burke did go to Rehab to fight those demons and he still lost his damn job. I'm pissed.
Thursday, June 7, 2007
The jailbird, Paris Hilton, is out of jail after only serving 3 days. Isn't that about a bitch? I'm sure she has really learned her lesson. What was the point of even making her go? Damn us all to hell for being completely obssessed with moronic hos who do absolutely nothing but prove that they are actually smarter than all of us for learning to capitalize on doing nothing while we sit at our dumb jobs reading (uh-m, and writing) about all the nothing that these heffas do.
Reunited Real World: Las Vegas Episode 2
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Tamia is truly the most slept on artist ever. Her videos don't even come on BET (what in the hell would I do without VH1 Soul?!), but they will steady play the foolery and horrendousness of stupid ass groups like Pretty Ricky all damn day. Damn all of you to hell for not recognizing the fabulousness that is Tamia!
glumbert.com - The Douche Cologne
Tuesday, June 5, 2007