My last video post of the day...I promise. But looka here....one of F.U.'s boyfriends Justin Timberlake is set to perform (w/Adam Sandberg) the SNL Dick-in-the-Box song/skit which garnered them an Emmy nomination. Fox hasn't given final approval as of yet but word has it they are just trying to get around bleeping out the word Dick which is used 16+ times in the song....I will be watching anyway, but now I will SO be watching. September 16th on Fox. For all of you living in West Cattachoochie and don't know what SNL or Dick-in-the-Box is....Enjoy!
Thursday, August 30, 2007
What do you think Jenny's response is when asked to "Defend her outfit"?
For my bitches who watch THE OFFICE (one of the most HIGH-FUCKIN-LARIOUS shows on TV) you MUST watch this clip....what did our friends at the office do over the summer? Sooooo funny! Y Tu Mama Tambien bitches!!!
I KNOW ya'll memba the lil boy group Another Bad Creation....why they tryna come back and got a bootleg ass video on You Tube...no to mention the song is horrendous....they said "Aisha we grown now so can we hang?" AND not one of them is cute anymore...Chris is a chubster and Ro-Ro is like 4'3 and 3/4.....wow. Why couldn't they just hang out on Clark Atlanta's Campus and sell incense like The Boys?
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
WHEN THE BABY HAIRS ATTACK....
The Evil Leona Helmsley left her dog, Trouble, 12 Million dollars in her will. According to the NY Post, "She also orders "that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley Mausoleum." Which let us not forget, must be steamed cleaned once a year. Two of her grandchildren, Craig and Meegan Panzirer, didn't get shit "for reasons which are known to them." Here are just some of the other details of her will:
Helmsley's will leaves her brother and the dog's new keeper, Rosenthal, $10 million in a trust and another $5 million outright. To her grandsons, David and Walter Panzirer, Helmsley left $5 million to each outright and another $5 million in trusts - but with a catch.....The sons of Helmsley's only son, Jay Panzirer, have to visit their father's grave every year, the will says.
The pair "shall not be entitled to any distributions from any trust . . . unless such beneficiary visits the grave of my late son, Jay Panzirer, at least once each calendar year, preferably on the anniversary of my said son's death," the will says.
"If David or Walter fails to visit the grave during any calendar year, her or his interest in the separate trust established for her or his benefit shall be terminated at the end of such calendar year and the principal of such trust . . . shall be disposed of as if such beneficiary had then died."
This bitch is off the hook even from her steamed cleaned mausoleum! How does the dog get more money than anybody?! This bitch is a billionaire and she basically gave pennies to her 2 grandkids and then the other 2, even on her death bed she couldn't let her grudges go and give them at least a coupla hundred thous...dayum Leona. She also has 12 great grandkids that weren't even named in the will at all. Who wants to bet that Trouble will be dead "by accident" in a few months..... her family is damning that evil bitch the depths of hell right now. And she's smiling and nodding with her dead plastic face.
Not sure if you all know the background of the Tom Brady/Bridget Moynahan drama but short story even shorter, they was together for like 3 years broke up and you know when you have to have that once last break up fuck before it is officially over? Well a baby was conceived and three months later (after the break-up) Tom was already fuckin Gisele Bundchen and Bridge was pregnant. Tom was not breaking up with Gisele cuz um, she's hot and he was done with the Bridgster. Nine months later baby pops out and Tom tells his team and everyone that his son's name is Jonathan Brady. WRONG! US Weekly is reporting the following:
Tom Brady was mostly absent during Bridget Moynahan’s pregnancy with their child (born August 22), and now that’s not the only thing that’s missing. The actress, 36, decided not to include her ex’s surname when naming her son. A rep for the actress has released a statement officially announcing the child’s name as John Edward Thomas Moynahan.
Pick your face up Tommy! I mean she got the "Thomas" in there but it isn't even the middle name, its the third name that no one will ever say or care about....she basically let you know that neither she or her son needs you or your name boo. Gotta love a Baby Motha!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
See I saw this pic a lil while ago but thought it was photoshopped because this pic is WRONG on SO many levels and ANTM winner Dani would not DARE....but um, word is that this pic of Dani is real. WOW! LOL!!!!
So KeKe Wyatt, the singer who had the hit with Avant "My First Love" and she caught a case when she stabbed her husband (although she says she was never charged) is back with a new album called Ghetto Rose. Now vocally, I love me some KeKe Cutta so I'm actually looking forward to what she's putting out and when she disappeared after she sliced and diced her husband I was really like DAYUM this is when bitch needs to put an album out. I will be quick to pop and lock to a "fuck wit me I'll slice off your shit" song....and I mean I will drop it like its on FI-RUH!!!!
Anyway, now that KeKe Cutta is out of hiding, Essence.com has interviewed her to find out what's been good with her. She's funny kinda sorta....she found Jesus (as everyone seems to do when shit is going wrong) and she is also biracial and has a white mother who calls her and her brothers and anyone else nigga....yeah, I was turned off but take a look at some excerpts and to get the whole interview click: KeKe Cutta.
Essence.com: Would you say that’s what happened between you and your husband when you were arraigned for stabbing him?
K.W.: I started my life as a woman at 18. I got married, had a family, and things didn’t quite work out the way I thought they would. You have a fight and crap happens. It made Keke Wyatt really big; my album was in the Top 5. And, of course, it got broadcast to the world, not just in the States but also in Japan, Korea and Europe. Man, everywhere I go—I’ve been touring over all those countries—approach me and say, “You stabbed your husband?” I’m like, “Wow, so you guys heard it all the way over here in London, huh?” And women would tell me, “Ohmigod we prayed for you.” I’m like, Ohmigod (laughs). But I mean, I think it’s cool. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a bad thing to know about me, but at least you know me. Obviously, I was something to somebody, because, they ain’t gonna put your business all over the world if they don’t care.
Essence.com: Do you ever feel awkward when people ask you about the incident?
K.W.: No because I feel like I chose this lifestyle and people are going to be in your business. I did something stupid and it got broadcast all over the world and I have to take it. Some people come up to me and say, “Girl I would have done the same thing, so I don’t blame you!” But I don’t promote violence so don’t do what I did.
Essence.com: Are you and your husband still together?
K.W.: I’m with Jesus, that’s my man.
Essence.com: You’re with Jesus?
K.W.: I tell you what. I know God ain’t gonna lie to me, I know He ain’t gonna cheat on me, I know He’s not going to abandon me, I know He’s going to take care of me and make sure that I have everything I could possibly need and want. So who needs another man if you got that? So I’m cool just raising my family and doing my thang.
Essence.com: There’s nothing wrong with that. Are you divorced?
K.W.: When it’s time to put my business out there, I will. I don’t think it’s anybody’s business if I’m still divorced or married to him. All that matters is that, yes, there was an altercation; yes, I did some things; yes, he did some things; and you can come to your own conclusion on it. If I’m saying yes, then think what you want to think. I’m not going to say, “Yes, I stabbed the n-----; I tried to kill ’im!” I’m not gonna say that because I’m a lady, I’m going to die a lady, and I have respect for myself and others.
Essence.com: Do you have advice for women who might be in an unhealthy relationship?
K.W.: All I have to say to all the women who might be in a bad situation, whether it be domestic violence or him cheating on you or beating your children or strung out on drugs or abandoning you, just get on your knees and pray. If you don’t know who Christ is, just talk to Him for a minute and see if He don’t open your eyes and clear up some stuff. ‘Cause I tell you what, He sure helped me, He really, really did.
Essence.com: What is the biggest misconception you think people have about you?
K.W.: People always say I look really different in person and ask, “What are you mixed with?” Then when I tell them they say, “I thought you were all Black!” I get that a lot because my mother is Caucasian and my father is Indian and Black.
Essence.com: Do you identify as a Black woman?
K.W.: I am a woman. I ain’t like Tiger Woods. The truth is I’m 25 percent Black. I claim to be Black, Indian and I claim to be White. I’m all of it. If you ask me, “What are you?” I’m going to say, “I’m a woman.” I stand up for all women. I don’t care if you’re Black, White, Chinese, whatever. I don’t know what my mama put on my birth certificate…. (Laughs)
Essence.com: So did your mom ever discuss race with you?
K.W.: I know when I was a little girl she would never let me and my brother watch movies that criticized Black people or where White people treated Black people really disgusting, like Roots. She didn’t want us to see how White people treated Black people because she probably thought we might start hating White people.
Essence.com: Was she afraid of how you and your brothers might perceive her?
K.W.: I used to tell her we’re not blind to the fact because we’re sitting there listening to people call her a “n----- lover” or accusing my daddy of being a “sell out” because he’s with a White chick. I told her she didn’t have to hide that stuff from us because we did see and hear about it, and kids did treat us differently.
Essence.com: Did she ever talk to you about the N-word?
K.W.: My mom was raised around African-American people all her life. She can cornrow and everything. All she knows is the African-American way of living, because her stepfather was Black and she was raised by his family. She will use the N-word like it’s going out of style. I say, “Mama you can’t just go around using the N-word,” and she’s like, “I don’t give a damn. I say what I want to say. N---a ain’t no color, it’s an ignorant person.”
Essence.com: But that word is still synonymous with Black folk. So you couldn’t watch Roots, but she used the N-word around you and your siblings?
K.W.: No, she doesn’t say “n---er,” she says “n---a” and says it in front of everybody, every day. She has always said it since I was a little girl. Hell, I thought my name was “n---er” for a long time. We never thought about it being a bad word.
Essence.com: Wow. So she didn’t want you to watch Roots, but she referred to you and your brother with the N-word? Do you think it’s time for her to stop using it?
K.W.: People should feel free to say what they want to say as long as they don’t use it to hurt other people. I don’t think “n---a” is a bad word. I don’t think it’s directed toward people of color. Now, the word “n---er,” if you call me that, I will kick your a-- because now you’re trying to be nasty and hurt my feelings. It depends on how you’re using it.
Essence.com: But do you really think it’s enough of a distinction between the two to make exceptions?
K.W.: Yes, because back in the day they were saying it with the “er” on the end. I think it’s just like saying Negro, because the word in the dictionary it means “ignorant person.”
Essence.com: Yes, and many people still believe that “ignorant people” equals “Black people.”
K.W.: At the end of the day, you’re the one who is ignorant. I don’t think people should use the word so much. I hate how everyone thinks that Black people are beneath them, even Asians, Whites and ...Mexicans. No, I’m not all Black, but I definitely stand up for the Black people. They’ve had it rough, they can’t help the fact that they’re skin is dark, or that their nose is a lil’ wider or that the curls in their hair might be tighter than yours. I don’t think that it’s fair for people who look like me with the light skin, pointy nose and the pretty hair to think that dark-complected people are any less than them. Who am I? I’m not better than you. I breathe the same air and I bleed the same blood. Nobody is better than anybody else. We are all in this struggle called life. I think brown skin is beautiful because people like me have to lay out in the sun to try and look like you. My best friends are Black—Black-Black—and I think that’s so beautiful. I think that’s why I decided to make my children Black. I could have married a White dude or got with a White man and my kids probably would have looked completely White. That’s not what I wanted. Now, they can go outside and get a for-real tan (laughs). I think Black is beautiful. I stand for the African-American people until the day I die.
Monday, August 27, 2007
First of all, since when did Alicia become HOT 2 DEF?! I mean she was always pretty and er'e thing but AK looks GORGEOUS right now. She has stepped her "look" up ridiculously....SO can't wait for her album to drop.
Sooooo oddly enough, I don't really have much to say but um.....do ya'll remember when I said if I had to pick my band today my band would be Q, Chubb Rock, my boo Willie and that damn Glitterrati aka Robert? Well people, MY band was chosen...with the addition of that little turtle boy Brian but I'm not mad...we've already discussed that every group needs a fug and a fuglier and we have that. More importantly, I believe the group that was put together is extremely talented, very unique, and I like the swagger that each of them bring...well done Diddy. Well done.
Now as for the show itself....yeah, um, I guess it was aiight. I knew cornball Dyshon was getting elimated first. He didn't even sound good when he was singing and his white jacket thing ruined it for him a long time ago. I knew tall Brian wasn't making it just cuz he never fit in, I don't think he looked the part, and when he got stank with Ank and was mad about the hair cut, he sealed that deal right then. Jeremy was too soft and DeAngelo....braces or not is DeAngelo. Now I just knew Growing Up Gotti was gonna make the band so I was REALLY surprised when Diddy called Q and not GUG....BUT I think once Diddy learned that Donnie was voted #1 by the fans to make the band he decided to make him the Justin Timberlake of Bad Boy and the band the newest version of New Edition. I like it. I think it is smart and I think both Donnie and this new group are going to do very well.
Aubrey looked extra stank with her extra blonde hair. Wasn't really feeling D. Woods hair either but I guess it was nice to see Danity Kane all together. I hope its true that they are putting out a new album....but time will tell with that one. Boom Boom Kat's replacement Jamaica did the choreography for Eve's Tambourine video...she's no Laurie Anne but I think she's a good 2nd.
All in all, this was a GREAT season. I'm pleased with the outcome. Now let this be the end of Making of the Band forever mkay Puff? Thanks boo!
Friday, August 24, 2007
First off, Venus and her hair look GREAT. And B., 11 or eleVen....is the name of Venus' new sporting clothing line. 11 is the house number that Venus and family grew up in when they lived in Compton. Anyway, Venus partnered with Steve & Barry's to create this line and nothing cost more than $19.98 and I believe that includes the sneakers...yeah .and about the sneakers....mkay...um, I guess if you really play tennis they are perfect 'tennis shoes'.....let's leave those on the court people, please....or for running to 7 EleVen....get it 7 EleVen....HAHA...Oh the hilarity! F.U. girl, you are too funny! Just stop it!
So the next generation of wanna be models have been revealed....yeah, um let's hope the season is better than this wack ass boring picture....I'm not impressed. Although, I haven't been impressed with ANTM for a few seasons now....yet, you know I will be in front of my television on time as per usual. It looks like I could be happy with the minorities this season....so far I have my eye on:
Oh um, and Sarah is the plus sized model......
Look at T.I. and his girlfriend....my bad, I mean Lloyd posin' for pics. Lloyd is all smiley and giggly all cuddled up under T.I.'s arm...thinking bout the things he wishes T.I. would do to him....Lloyd, just so you know, the exit out the flaming closet is that way boo....exit in the rear....exit in the rear.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
One of my most favorite couples....scratch that, I don't really have favorite couples. I guess what I meant to say was, one of the couples I most enjoy seeing out and about and learning about is Nas and Kelis. Individually, I respect them both as artist. Together, it is obvious that they clearly respect, adore, and love each other and in my opinion, represent a level of black love that many [black] people are never fortunate enough to attain. I love that. I can also appreciate that we don't see them out and about just anywhere and when we do, it is usually in support of each other. I also love that they aren't afraid to show affection towards each other but we never see them tonguing each other down. They are fabulous, classy and normal. I think they epitomize that Fab song...you know, I'm a movement by myself, but I'm force when we're together....yeah that's them.
Anyway, in the newest edition of Fashion Rocks they discuss their relationship and their new reality show, "Mr. and Mrs. Jones."
About the show:
“Sometimes I feel like “This is cool, man; I have TV cameras following me wherever I go,” he says, sipping a margarita from a plastic cup. “Other times I want to crawl under a rock.” His mouth turns down stubbornly. “I feel like an idiot–’Did I really agree to this?’ It feels so self-absorbed, so self-indulgent.”
“It’s going to be great, baby,” says Kelis in the calming tones of someone used to this conversation. “It has to be great, because if it’s not great we won’t let them put it on TV.”
How Kelis upgraded Nas' fashion sense:
“Before I met Kelis, I wore Gucci or whatever was hot,” says Nas, with admiration in his eyes. “I didn’t dress badly, because there’s no excuse to disrespect the gods of the stage with some bummy shit: I always say you better rob, cheat, or steal threads to look good up there because hip-hop is about being fresh from your head to toes. But this is a whole different level. Kelis has really made me get my spirit up and step up my clothes game.”
Luv them! And you KNOW I'll be watching!
So um, yeah I'm a lil tired of talking about Vivica but I learned today, according to the NY Daily News, that Ms. Viv encountered yet more drama only solidifying her quick decent to the F-list.
Vivica A. Fox 's glam New York birthday party Tuesday night turned into a thorny mess of allegations yesterday, with her own stylist claiming she was drinking alcohol in violation of a court order. (I hope ya'll didn't forget about Ms. Viv's recent arrest for drivin while sippin on that sizzurp...)
Guests including Shaquille O'Neal, Brooke Hogan and Swizz Beatz were enjoying the festivities at Sol nightclub for her belated 43rd. But the first bump in the evening came when a promised Rolls-Royce Phantom failed to appear at Mr. Chow to take Fox to the party. Her dinner companion, Star Jones, dropped her off instead.
This explains why Al U Doin was able to be up in the club sashayin and shante'in.
And if that wasn't enough, Shesus Christ aka Ass of a Golden Doodle was told not to come, bitch came anyway (I'm assuming to show off her upgraded new look), and then was told to leave....I was wondering how I could have missed her ass.
Then there was a red carpet kerfuffle when Bronx rapper Remy Ma arrived uninvited.
"Remy and her management were asked not to attend by the club in advance, due to her pending court case for attempted murder," says an organizer. But like any good diva, the songbird strutted her curves in a tight dress on the red carpet until "she was turned away at the door by a wall of security."
Now back to Ms. Viv....who was low balled badly for an appearance fee. I hope she realizes that people from reality shows like the Real World get paid more or the same to make appearances....and this bitch didn't even get paid. Oh Viv.
The next day, a check for Fox's $2,500 appearance fee was rejected by her bank because it was drawn on a closed account.
When contacted, celebrity stylist Messiah McNair admitted he bounced the check, and promised to replace the money. But a little later he called back, clearly irked at Fox that the information had got out. You can say she was drinking," McNair claimed. Earlier this month, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge barred Fox from consuming alcohol, pending her upcoming arraignment on a March DUI.
What I don't understand is why a stylist was responsible for paying for her appearance and why he's bouncin checks? Oh wells! This is what happens to the old and washed up.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Yonce shows her titties....(this is for you CL!)
Skanky Brown is finally going to jail....for how long is to be determined but she's in jail until Sept. 7th at the Rose M. Singer Center, a women's jail on Rikers Island. She will prolly be segregated due to the fact that she's deaf and won't be able to hear the shank coming.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
So I came across a new blog today and saw a posting entitled: Cheat On You Pt. 2 - The Right Chick....clearly, the title was enough to peak my interest. To check out this dude's site click HERE. To just get to what was written on the blog continue reading....
Crickets...Anyone? Anyone? I really hope that those of you out there that have Showtime (which is slowly becoming the new HBO...well sort of) are watching this season of Weeds and the new series Californication with David Dukovny...I know that is now how you spell his last name and I don't feel like looking it up, but he's the guy from X-Files. Weeds is simply one of the best shows on TV right now and this season is already proving to be a good one. Why did Celia dump all that weed in the pool?! And Conrad (who is SOOOO CUTE....heeeeyyyy booooooo!!) straight played Nancy when he left her with U-Turn...but Nancy is an idiot and she deserved it. And I loved when Heylia smacked the shit out of Nancy but then Nancy tried to drop kick her on the low...good shit.
Monday, August 20, 2007
So um, this ep of Life in the Fab lane was good...not great. I was entertained but it could have been just a little bit better....I think what I needed was MORE AOKI! I did love how she told her mother to be sure to thank the people who got her soup. Yes, Aoki, you must always thank the help!
Saturday, August 18, 2007
October 12, 2007 is the release of the much anticipated Tyler Perry film, Why Did I Get Married? The trailer isn't the best BUT I know this movie is going to be GREAT and worth our support. I hear Jill Scott STEALS this movie. And you know since her own marriage is a wrap, those emotions are REAL. Not to mention Janet's in it and cuties Malik Yoba (it looks like he has Carmex, Blistex or Vaseline on his lips in this movie) and Richard T. Jones....as well as a strong cast of others.
For all my "Sistahs" who have spent years in and out of relationships with ne-groy-dians and dealing with endless bullshit which varies in all forms...everything from cheating, baby mama drama, trying to work with his potential, trying to upgrade him, to immaturity, to insecurity, to trying to have enough ambition for the both of you, to having to be the mother, the girlfriend, the freak, the chef....and blah blah blah....I can be here all day talking about why ne-groy-dians ain't shit. Not all, but most. And it just is what it is. With that said, is it really time to explore other race relations?
Friday, August 17, 2007