Happy Birthday Kelly!

So da Chi'ren came out for a surprise birthday celebration for Kelly. Obviously, there is no drama and all remains loving and happy between the 'sisters'. I just have two thoughts.... Kelly is fuckin gorgeous. Her skin is glowing and hair looks fab. It is amazing how she grew into that head of hers. I think they used to make her keep the short hair back in the day cuz they knew her potential and that head made her look a bit like a hot alien. Couldn't have her looking hotter than some of the others....you know, how she looks now. How come they let cousin Angie walk out the house - walk the red carpet no less - lookin like Crusty da Clowns sister? Since she's no longer Yonce's assistant, do they no longer feel the need to tell her to at least comb her hair? Wait....did she ever comb her hair? Hmmmmmmm, now that I think about it, Busted Fab was always Angie's steez. Neva mind.

Cornball of the Day Award Goes To....

Michelle Williams. Seriously, shut da hell up. You sound like a real jackass. Of all the shit that people say about you. OF ALL THE SHIT THAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU, this is what you choose to respond to. Somebody said you look a hot mess and you gotta make a video about it? And YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE...who the fuck is the wack ass guy you give air time to? Really boo? Please do better. You wasted 5 mins of your life. And maybe I did to by even posting this.

Yonce, Solo, Michelle, and Kelly

So I learned little tidbits about our favorite Destiny Chi'ren and the little sister, and I figured I may as well post them all together. I'll start with Yonce and Solo. So memba I was tellin ya'll how Yonce is bout to conquer da world and part of her world domination is a beyond serious world tour? Well, it looks like baby sis Solo will be on that tour too! (shocker) But here is where it gets interesting..."Reports suggest that following the main show with Beyonce, fans will have access to an official after-party where they can see Solange perform at a smaller venue." Ummmmmm, she can't even be the openin act? She can't even perform on the same stage as Yonce/Sasha Fierce?? I mean she is blood relation. But who knows....maybe a lil Solo after party is just what you need after you done sweated your ass off gettin yourself bodied and tellin mofos to put a ring on it. (I kinda can't wait!) And seriously, don't Kelly and Michelle have albums out too? Couldn't they get some after party or opening act performance time too? I mean, I'm not sayin...but I'm sayin. Next I had heard that Kelly, whom we've seen recently on vacation wit best friend Serena in Miami but really lives in the UK now because that's where they love her, is possibly dating Ursher. Say what now? Oh yes. The Usher who spent more time proving his love in magazines then actually loving his Jelly Belly -- that Usher. In case you all didn't know, baby #2 is coming next month and Ursher and Jelly Belly are officially dunzo. As we all knew they would be. I mean, what a fuckin waste of time, energy, and album sales. I mean dude wrote a whole paragraph of dedication to his Jelly in his album thank you for no reason. Loser. Shout out to Mitzi Miller for writing the best Ursher article in VIBE -- the only journalist to actually point out how defensive and completely over dramatic Usher is tryin to prove his love for no reason. (Side note...I'm hatin on your calendar right now Mitzi!!!) Anyhoo....I've totally gotten off subject. This is about Destiny Chi'ren. Kelly. Right. So I don't really believe it, BUT if Ursher and Kelly are tryna make love in da club then I love it! That is a gorgeous and talented couple right there. And isn't that what we all really want anyway? We like for our celeb couples to match -- on all levels. Lastly, Michelle. Poor Michelle. Her album is out now and no one gives two shits. She has a new video and Yonce's videos (both of them) are still the featured videos on Yahoo! Music. You have to search for Michelle's even tho it's new! But can I just say that while I think she looks great -- I love the lilac dress she's wearing in the video and the hair cut looks fab -- this video is BORING as all hell! This song is BORING!! MICHELLE! You are competin with tellin Mofos to put rings on it and being a boy!!!! GET IT TOGETHA! I don't even know what else you could have done for this song in terms of a video but you rollin around in sheets doesn't cut it. Not at all. No, no and no. That firefighter is hot tho. Gospel is callin boo. That's your lane....stay in it.

Talk About Lemme Upgrade U!

Am I the only one who is a lil shocked that Michelle could pull a Henry Simmons?! I'm amazed and I'm impressed, but I think I need to see them out and about to believe it. He's all big and hot and she's all.....well, she's Michelle. Things seem to be looking good for the step child....got a non-gospel album coming out, still got her starring role in The Color Purple and done caught herself yummy man junk. Make it do wut it do boo! Source