CUTENESS IN DA MORNIN

Now this is how I want to see cuties Jessie James and D'Lila Star!!! Diddy, D'Lila and Jessie are tellin you to vote on November 4th!! As most twins go, one twin is usually the more vocal of the two. That would be D'Lila. Jessie is straight chillin and she refuses to give her daddy a kiss. I'm in love. Aoki will always be my #1 baby but it's official, Jessie and D'Lila are now in da F.U. Love Da Kids Daycare Center. I LOVE THEM!!!

I Don't Get It

Diddy did a spread for L’Uomo Vogue. I'm assuming this isn't supposed to be sexy, right? Nekkid baby girls wit bow ties on are not supposed to elevate your swagger, right? It's prolly just me, but I'm just confused by the artistic direction and/or how this is supposed to be fashionable. Me no likey. Jessie and D'Lila are still the cutest tho.

Full On Baby Couture

Here is the entire Jessie James, D'lila Star, Kim and Diddy Baby Couture spread. I'm still tryna figure out why I'm not a celeb baby. Oprah, would you puh-lease just come get me already????? Source

I'm Tryna Keep Up....

Hey there, hi there. I could have sworn that I scheduled my hiatus to begin as soon as summer was officially over and the tempature dipped below 60 degrees. Cuh-learly, sumtin ain't right cuz depsite the fact that summer is indeed officially over and when I left my house this mornin it was 46 degrees, I still haven't managed to put my ass in a seat and keep it there. Not to mention I'm dealin wit some real extra micro management type bullshit and well, let's just say that I'm followin the calming rules that I learned on a epsiode of Family Matters a long time ago. Memba Carl, the dad (is that his name?) would get all mad and start screaming and stuff and then Harriet, the mom (is that her name?) was like Carl you need to simma down. So Carl learned a counting and breathing technique that I try and follow to this day. When you feel yourself about to explode and ready to get to cussin just take a deep breath and go "1,2,3....what the heck is bothering me?" The problem is, there is a second part to that and I don't remember it, so when I go 1,2,3...what the heck is bothering me, I tell myself what's bothering me and just pisses me off even more that I can't just slap a bitch and tell muthafuckas to leave me the fuck alone. But I digress....what's goin on in the world? Lord. I think you've all seen this and stared. Mouth agape, with a beyond serious crooked eye just wondering why no one called 911. I mean this is clearly an emergency! Foxy Brown celebrated her birthday wit the most atrocious nappily neva afta weave I think I've ever seen. I can't even begin to understand the....is that all new growth? I can't. I actually feel sorry for her. She needs help. Seriously. The least somebody could do was give her some grease. Just damn! Speakin of hair...the Jolie-Pitt babies were out and about. Baby Z looks a lil sleepy and she just don't got no time to be mean muggin but can we be happy that Angelina put her hair in a puff? I mean, yes she could have added some oils and maybe actually brushed her edges, but....at least its better than usual. Right? Either Jelly Belly's belly is extra jiggly OR somebody really is expectin. Hmph. Jessie James and D'Lila Star do couture with their parents. Those little girls are just too cute. Love it! Tyler Perry just made history by being the first African American to own and operate his own move studio. All of black anybody who is anybody was there to celebrate Tyler who was straight up homeless and is now damn near a billionaire and runnin shit and doin Hollywood his way. But of course with success comes drama. It seems Tyler fired some of his writers after they tried to get a union contract. I would hope that this is not the case or if it is, that there is a real reason behind Tyler not offering them the contracts that they were asking for. I really just thought this picket sign was funny. Like are they really askin Tyler how he doin with his health care or are they asking Tyler, How YOU doin? I mean, cuz really, they could be askin both. Congrats Tyler.

Diddy Gets His Star

I already wrote my two cents about Diddy getting his star when the news first broke that he would be getting one. So I don't have anything to say except, look at the babies celebrating with their daddy. Seriously, I love them. If I didn't have my hands full with Ming and Aoki (you know Aoki alone is a full time love fest) I would bring Jessie and D'Lila into the F.U. love da kids day care center. Aw hell, those cheeks are too much for me. They're in!

Kim & The Twins Do Jet

Kim and the cuties D'Lila and Jessie are on the cover of Jet and I love it. Kim, of course, is discussing her relationship with Diddy - whom is her best friend - but also dishing on her own projects...she is in the movie, "Mama, I Want to Sing" with Ciara. I really only care about those baby cheeks. So cah-ute!

The Best Part About The Making The Band Finale

So last night was the Making the Band Finale and all I really remember was the "epic fight" (Dawn's words) between Dawn and Q....Q was dancing with some hos when Day 26's song came on in da club and Dawn didn't like it....she told him she didn't give a shit what he did. He tried to talk to her later at the hotel and when he went to the door he heard the Danity Kane girls talking about him...he then went to his own room and had a meltdown...crying and talking about how they always show DK love and all DK does is talk about them....it was really extra. But all ends well....Diddy tells them he loves them and that everything he put them through was called tough love....Dawn and Q make up and all is fabulous in Bad Boy land. Then at the live show all the groups perform but more importantly, Q and Dawn "claim" each other and get to kissing to prove it. I kind of love them....they really are cute. Awwwww..... Even better is that Danity Kane's album will be #1 in the country this week. Major props to DK for that. And Diddy's special announcement was that there is going to be a Making the Band Tour. Great. But the BEST part about the finale was..... D'Lila Star and Jessie James!!! Diddy bought his baby girls out to shine and did they....too cute!

Cute and Cute!

D'Lila and Jessie are just so cute. I keep looking for signs of their daddy....I think it is the eyes and the lips. I just want to zerbert their cheeks all day. Adorable. Source

F.U. Love Da Kids!

So US Weekly created a list of the celeb babies of 2007....the usuals were on the list....Suri, Shiloh, and Violet but my girls D'Lila Star-ruh and Jessie James made the list too! To see the full list click: Who pooped in their pamper? Seriously, how cute are they?! I could just eat every single last roll they got....and those cheeks! And is that cheetah they rockin? Yeah, I don't even know who this is...I just wanted to know why they couldn't gel this lil girl's hair down or maybe curl it with some Jessie's Puddin...and maybe get her some pants that fit so it don't look like she hang low...like did you not know she was taking pictures? This is Tiger's baby, Sam. She's cute. She looks Pakistani. As long as she don't look black, right Tiger?