Monday, September 29, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Besides lying to David Letterman about not being able to go on his show due to the meltdown of the economy and then going on Katie Couric - seriously what a jerkoff - he now is tryna cancel the debate scheduled for tomorrow.
How about when Vanessa Williams (the more famous one) did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, they sent her check to the other Vanessa Williams (the Melrose Place one)! And do you know, Vanessa sent Vanessa back her check. When she totally could have cashed it cuz it was in her name!!!! (And she prolly could have used that money too).
How morally upstanding and just plain ol' fabulous of Vanessa to do that!
What would you have done? Ya'll know I would have cashed that bitch immed-jetly! Then been like Ohhhhhh, see I had thought the check was cuz I had went to the parade. I didn't know I had to actually be on the float singing and stuff. My bad.
The crazy part is that the Vanessas have never met.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Seriously, this is a really slow news week - I think we got that memo years ago Clay Gayken - and I'm actually busy for no real reason whatsoever. Anyhooo...in my rummaging I came across this bullshit.
And I hear they are gonna get their own show on Vh1. I'mma bout to have Vh1 blocked from my TV cuz the buffoonery and bullshit is on overload right now. Just WHY???!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Today is one of those days, where I can't tell my ass from my elbow, Bitchassness runneth over, and I just can't. I get a minute to take a look around and I see Halle and Nahla at the park lookin as cute as they want to be, a few Emmy red-carpet pics, people actually thought that Tiny (aka Rat Face) would actually go on Myspace and respond to some silly ho, and some craziness about pics of Jamie-Lynn breastfeeding at Wal-Mart. I realize its a slow news day and I ain't missin shit, so I proceed to go on about my bidness.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
I wish I could have found a better pic of Tasia but um, this seems to be bout as good as it gets wit her. Anyhooo....Jennifer and Fantasia have done a song together, "I'm His Only Woman" and I really, really like it. Their voices are amazing. But what I do want to know is why J-Hud gets to play Tasia so hard to the left in the phone call? Like could Tasia have gotten to say some shit back? I mean then the whole song would have been the phone call but seriously, J-Hud punks the shit out of Tasia and Tasia just takes it. I guess cuz its J-Hud's song....
Take a listen!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Lemme found out Ashley Banks is back on must-see TV. Wait, well rewind that. Tatyana Ali is starring in a new Web series called Buppies. Created by Julian Breece and co-executive produced by Tatyana Ali, the show “centers on the misadventures of a dysfunctional crew of upwardly mobile quarter-lifers desperately mining the meaning of life in Hollywood’s social wasteland.” You know I had my crooked eye on full blast but then I watched the trailer and I'm soooooooo watchin this shizz. I perked up right when Tatyana tried to get into the party and the bitch at the door yoked her up, turned her ass around, and told her she wasn't on the list. Nothing more entertaining than watchin somebody have to pick their face up. Wait a minute, there's still a piece right over there....
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
So I'm watchin Project Runway right (sorry that you haven't gotten any re-caps, but this season bores me- Go Korto!) and I see a new L'oreal commercial, and I hear Solange's 'I Decided' playin and then I see Yonce and Solo too! I think it is great that the Knowles-eses keep the money in the family and Yonce is like, if you want me to do another commercial, you gotta put my sister in it. BUT, Solo is the one that stay tryna distance herself as her own artist and being different from Yonce etc. but she continues to prove otherwise. She needs to admit that she needs her sister to do pretty much a whole lotta everything. I mean, Solange wouldn't be sellin nobody's Feria if Yonce ain't do it first and work out some deal for them to add her sister. And didn't Solo just get an Armani deal? Which she got cuz Yonce does the Armani perfume.
R. Kelly gave his first post-not guilty verdict interview to BET. Mkay. The most postive thing I can say is he has a nice hair cut. What I really want to know is Toure, the journalist who interviewed him, really listening? It looked like he was just blinkin and noddin and waitin to ask his next question. I prolly wouldn't have been listenin either cuz R. Kelly is talkin some bullshit.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
My boo Aaronella managed to pull me out of my 21st Century Depression funk today by making me giggle....cuz laughter is of course always the best medicine. So please enjoy this video of "models" bustin their asses down the runway. Fun-E.
I've been looking for something to talk about that would get my mind off of the fact that Wall Street is crashing and our economy is beyond fucked and people still want to talk about that heffa Sarah Palin being a pitbull with lipstick. Seriously, I just don't get it. When do people start to face reality and realize that there is about to be real suffering. More than what we are currently experiencing. If people continue to focus on the bullshit and not what is staring them right in the eye, we are all doomed.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Mkay, so Mad TV did a So You Think You Can Dance parody and seriously, these people have the Nigel, Mary, Cat and even Mia Michaels DOWN! The fact that they did a SYTYCD presidential version is just an added bonus. If you love SYTYCD, this is for you!
Miss P asked me to speak on Baba Wawa's silly ass remark on 'The View' the other day. John McCain is the guest and he is basically talking about how he wants to run this country based on the Constitution that was written by this country's forefathers. Whoopi, is like now wait a minute...some things in the constitution had to be changed. I mean, should I be worried that I'm going to have to be a slave again? And then BaBa Wawa says, "Don't worry Whoopi and Sherri, us white folk will take care of you".....
Oh and if this just pisses you off....simma down and get a giggle out of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.
Jennifer Hudson is engaged to Punk. TO PUNK???!!!! Why must I start my Monday morning off on a gag note? Jennifer, honey, you are an Oscar winner, a Dreamgirl and you are really gonna marry a dude who was on I LOVE NEW YORK 2???????????? I can't. I can't condone this silly behavior. This makes absolutely no sense. You haven't even known this guy for a full year yet. WHY JHud??? WHY????? I can't. I would love to be so happy for you. What happened to the guy you were with for like years? He is just blowin in the wind somehwere. And why would you marry a guy who needs more hair product than you?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Puh-lease Jen, JUST NO!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I don't give a shit that he is a lawyer. He's a greasy fugly muscle head and JHud, I like to believe, could do soooo much better. And seriously, HE WAS ON I LOVE NEW YORK 2!!!! He KISSED New York. That alone should be enough to make JHUD vomit in her mouth.
UPDATE: Elle, yes indeed he has the gay face. And Bossip directs us all to his gay twin. Click, Punk prolly gets doonked in his muscle booty! UGH!
Friday, September 12, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Well Daaaaayum! Talk about lusciousness. Derek Blanks, photographer extraordinaire, done took some ridiculously hot pictures of Lance Gross. And we all know that Lance is the boyfriend of the gorgeous Eva Marcell...the two of them together is just sick. Can you imagine what their wipe down sessions are like??? Just daaayum. Anyway, please revel in this chocolaty deliciousness. I just exhaled....
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
If you live in Lancaster, Kentucky this is the talk of the town, ya'll!
Hey Bitches. I have tons of work to do, this is the slowest news week, and I'm over fashion week. As much as I love to look hot 2 def, a week of this is too much for me. Why can't there be a Food Week wear all you do is eat anything you want while sittin next to celebs who don't eat. And I'm not talking about NYC Restaurant Week (altho I do indulge) cuz that's not free. I'm talkin bout a tent (as in the fashion week tents) where there is just nothin but free noshes and champagne and Goose. And while you stuffin scrimp in yo mouff your like OMG, Posh are u not gonna eat that? Yummmmmmmmmmmm. Anyway, there is nothing to talk about but who was seen at this show and after one or two shows, I done seen er'body I need to see and I'm done. The parties are still fun tho. That's fo sho. Oh but speaking of fashion, in case you were wondering why Solange K. makes the fashion choices that she does, click I am going to attempt to use the term "self-actualize" as many times a day as I can. Anyhooo....
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Mkay so there is just way too much goin on this week with Fashion Week and the usual social scene must attends BUT this event is a definite. If you're in the city, I s'pect to see ya there. And you know F.U. don't eva let people know where she be at BUT if you want to see how fugly I am in person, Bring Yo Ass!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Some of the yummiest celebs came out to celebrate Calvin Kleins 40th anniversary party looking delectable. Paula Patton looks adorably proper, Eva Mendes - just bless her, a stunning Halle with her delicious boo Gabriel, Kimora and Dijmon just look hot and in love, and Rosario is just as cute as ever. Oh fabulousness, how I love thee.....