Thursday, January 29, 2009
Eva and Lance do Rolling Out Magazine for their V-day issue....I can't with these two. The hotness is just ReeDickUlous!!!! They are sooo gorgeous. You would think all they have to do is stare at each other, but even they need to add a lil spice to keep it hot...they have a pole.
Jazmine Sullivan has a new video for one of the best songs on her album, 'Lions, Tigers & Bears'....I like it.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Kind of. They get excited too! Only for Barack, but still, they get excited AND they can't stand still.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
This dude is prolly gonna end up on SNL.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Gabrielle Union may want to know her status (Star Jones may have had a taste too). It seems Dwayne Wade's wife has filed claim that Dwayne has abandoned his children AND he gave her a sexually transmitted disease.
Siovaughn Wade, wife of Miami Heat guard Dwayne Wade, is claiming in divorce legal papers filed yesterday, that the NBA star has abandoned his children Zaire,7, and Zion,1. Siovaughn says although Dwayne was named a ”Father of the Year” in 2007 by the National Father’s Day Committee, he has gone ”months” without seeing his boys. Siovaughn says, his ”failure to spend time with them . . . has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, Zion . . . does not recognize or know Dwayne.” Siovaughn also alleges that Dwayne has committed adultery, and infected her with an unspecified sexually transmitted disease(not HIV), from which she has suffered ”grievous physical, emotional and mental injury”. However, she has petitioned that “Dwyane must disclose the identity of all of his sexual partners during the parties’ marriage”.
Dwayne petitioned for a divorce from Siovaughn last May. Dwayne’s attorney, James Pritikin, issued a statement: “These malicious allegations are absolutely false and we look forward to the opportunity to dispute them in court.”
Siovaughn’s lawyer counters, ”A person’s public persona does not necessarily reflect his behavior in private,” Marcus adds. “Mrs. Wade is prepared to prove everything she alleges. And, medical records don’t lie.”
Siovaughn is prolly really traumatized because she's been with Dwayne forever and prolly never imagined that he would leave her - even for the gorgeousness that is Gabrielle Union (I'm guessing not too many would be able to resist Gabby). And he was once prolly the nicest guy ever and now that he's rich and famous, he's prolly a complete asshole. She kinda had to know that would happen. I mean, it is rare when rich and famous people decide that they are still normal and that they are actually accountable for their actions and they aren't immune to real life. But as Siovaughn's lawyer's say....medical records don't lie and at least she'll be paid for her distress. Altho I bet she would rather just have her husband back. Sad, but such is life, eh?
The gorgeous Phylicia Rashad has just signed on to be the newest spokesperson for Jenny Craig. At 60 years of age, Phylicia is as beautiful as ever and doesn't look like she needs Jenny's help to me. She's hot. (Note to Madonna....)
Kanye's mad at me and er'body else who has been talkin bout him. I never said he wanted to do porn or anything and I haven't hacked into his accounts BUT I did say the nappy dug out mullet was not the move and I thought that he might be ill. But after reading his message, I've decided I'm going to let Kanye be great. It's not fun talkin bout the sensitive ones. Oh who am I kidding! Kanye, get over it!!! Who cares what people say bout you?! YOU are the one rockin afro mullets while performing for the first black president. YOU are the one debuting your specialty line of sneakers for Louie. But WE are the ones who have to love it and if we don't, we're gonna - maybe I should speak for myself here....I have to love it and if I don't, I'm gonna say some shit about it. Sorry you have to deal with hackers and bloggers and such....but even still....Kanye West's world doesn't seem so bad.
"I feel like I was not portrayed how I should have been in this movie. I was in love with BIG and he was in love with me. I was never a JUMP-OFF, I know this and BIG knew this. I wasn’t even able to choose who I wanted to portray me in this movie. I would have never picked Naturi, she doesn’t have a Lil Kim aura at all! She looks nothing like I looked back then. We have NO similarities. Watching her on-screen was so “dreadful” as Simon Cowell would say. She is tasteless and talentless. Never once did she contact me for input or to get a feel of me for the character. A “TRUE” actress would contact the source to be the best they can be in portaying someone. That told me right there, she wasn’t right for the part and not to mention, Naturi has got to be one of THE worst actresses I’ve ever seen and I can’t believe they chose her. I really can’t!
Another thing is, I have been dealing with legal matters as far as them not wanting to pay me and shit for this movie, got a lawyer involved, so everything is cool with that, but it still doesn’t change my views and feelings. This is truly Faith and Ms. Wallace’s movie. And Ms. Wallace is right, this isn’t a Lil’ Kim movie and it’s not about me. I didn’t want it to be about me, I wanted it to be REAL though. And that it is NOT. I take no part in this movie and have nothing to do with it. I love BIG and will never stop reppin him. There is NOTHING anyone can do about it. The world will see the Lil Kim story, THE REAL ME! Not some made up bullshit portrayed by a talentless has-been back up singer."
Now here is the thing....I absolutely believe that Kim was in love with BIG. How could she not be? He was a huge factor in her becoming Lil Kim, they were fuckin, and he was larger than life. NOTORIOUS is a movie that had input from all kinds of people who were there but its also real easy to put a spin on some shit when you still feel a certain type a way about things. I can understand how it must feel to watch yourself portrayed on screen without having any say in how your part of the story is being told. That is some bullshit so I think she has a right to be all kinds of pissed about it.
On the other hand, I don't think Kim needed to really go at Naturi like that because for one, she was the LEAD singer of 3LW and she's actually quite talented and for two, she was just playing the role that was written. AND you have been bitter about this movie from day one and said you didn't want no parts of it and was mad when Naturi was selected to play the role....so how in da hell was she gonna contact the source when you know damn well you wouldn't have helped her?
And really Kim, you don't even look like how you looked back then so ummm in terms of looks, does it really matter who played you?
Thursday, January 22, 2009
CONGRATULATIONS to Taraji P. Henson and Viola Davis for their Supporting Actress Oscar nominations!!!! Taraji received her nomination for Benjamin Buttons and Viola for Doubt.
I love that Viola is only in the movie for like eight minutes but is dope enough to handle her own against Meryl. And as she said this morning on GMA "There aren't any small roles, only small actors"....Viola has proven that she's a major actor and I love it. And no matter what role Taraji plays she smashes it. So proud of her. Love it!!! Fabulous indeed! You betta work ladies!!!!
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Mkay, listen here. Stop it. Immejetly. Not sexy. At all. How many years have you been showin your cooch now? I know you want to show it even more now that you're like 50 years old and your marriage is over, but seriously, let your coochie rot in peace. I don't think it likes being visble. And really, could you not have chosen a cuter pair of draws?
Am I the only one who refuses to believe that Alicia Keys is a home wrecker? I mean for one, AK is hot and can have anybody she wants....WHY IN DA HOT LAVA HELL would she want skinny ass Swizz Beatz and even more importantly a married man with a new baby? I just don't think Alicia is that desperate or that silly or that tacky or that pressed. I mean seriously, is Swizz Beatz even worth this drama? I think not. HOWEVER, it seems Mashonda (da wife) knows more than I do and prolly doesn't give a fuck what I think. She is confirming that Alicia has been having relations with her husband.
Take a listen to Mashonda on Angela Yee's Shade 45 Lip Service show....
Just damn! While I need more proof, this is prolly all the proof necessary for most. Seriously, should this really, really, really be true....big ups to Mashonda for keepin it classy. And you can do better boo!
Friday, January 16, 2009
On this beyond freezing cold day, I've decided not talk ish about anybody. While I would like to share my thoughts about my god-mother Oprah's supposed ex-boyfriend and how he and Oprah used to smoke crack together - he's writing a book about it - I'm not gonna discuss it cuz for one, who cares? O done obviously found her way. And for two, Oprah done already talked about the time in her life when she dabbled with "a drug" but who knows if this guy is even really the boyfriend? See, and I'm gonna stop now cuz I'm bout to get ugly on this loser.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Other than the black guy with the ridiculously deep voice and prolly the most tone deaf person ever born (no wait, that's Hannah Montana), watching Ryan try to high five a blind guy was prolly the funniest part of American Idol last night. I also have to say that I was fine with just three judges and I don't need to see more of the people who make it to Hollywood CUZ WE SEE THEM IN HOLLYWOOD! The best part of the audition shows are the people who are the worst! Why must people always fuck up a good thing?
Michelle Williams. Seriously, shut da hell up. You sound like a real jackass. Of all the shit that people say about you. OF ALL THE SHIT THAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU, this is what you choose to respond to. Somebody said you look a hot mess and you gotta make a video about it? And YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE...who the fuck is the wack ass guy you give air time to? Really boo? Please do better. You wasted 5 mins of your life. And maybe I did to by even posting this.
Monday, January 12, 2009
While I absolutely believe that Neil Patrick Harris was robbed, I was more than pleased with the Golden Globes last night. I actually enjoyed watching and was happy at many of the surprise wins and the fun moments like that of the short stand-up routine done by Ricky Gervais (he's so silly!). I think Kate Winslet absolutely deserved to be a double winner (she won both Lead actress and Supporting actress) because Kate is dope when it comes to this acting shizz. I'm also happy that the underdogs were big winners - Mickey Rourke and the Indian film Slumdog Millionaire. Oh and I don't like Don Cheadle with a baldy. I really hope that is just for a new role.
Anyway, I think what everybody really cares about is who wore what. Totally not doing a fashion review but I had some faves and then there were of course, those who were fugtastic. And just for fun, I'll start with them.
Renee stays on my fug list. I mean, ya'll do memba her at the Bee Movie premiere right? Well at least this time her face wasn't literally bee stung, but that messy bee hive she's rockin on top of her Morticia Adams frock is the worst. Oh Renee. Just why?
Marisa! Now I loves me some Marisa. I REALLY DO. She's one of my favorites and she's been my one of my favorites since she was Maggie on Different World (gotta love a white girl who can hold her own at an all black institution) and she was the best in two of my all time favorite movies - My Cousin Vinny and Untamed Heart. However, I cannot accept that she chose to show up to the Globes looking like she was auditioning for Pirates of the Caribbean 4.
I'm sure there are people who liked Maggie's blue cheetah look, but I didn't and I don't and I won't. And are those crocs she's wearin?
Laura Dern. First of all, Laura is one of the fugliest bitches in Hollywood. She can't even help it. It's just her face. However, while you can't see it in this pic, Laura had a black scrunchie holdin up the side ponytail situation she had goin on. And that dress...just no. Congrats on your win tho.
Taraji....I just can't say yes to the dress.
I'm sorry but of all the Golden Girls (aka old bitches) Sally Field was the fiercest of them all. For her age, she looks amazing! Maybe its because of that Boniva she takes? Anyway, I just loves me some Sally Field.
Yonce looked stunning. Seriously. That dress fit her curves ridiculously and her Lorraine Schwartz jewl-elz were magnificent. She was perfection.
Two time winner Kate looked great. And winning makes you hotter too.
Jenny from the block tried to shut it all down with her plunging back out gold stunner. Bitch just had twins. She's hot. That's all.
I think I have a new girlfriend. Freida Pinto, the beauty from Slumdog Millionaire is gorgeous. She looked so pretty in her dress and she's just pretty and I think I'm in love. Watch out for this one....she's about to be Hollywood's new it girl. I saw her first tho!
Eva wore red just like my Sally did and she wore it well. This dress made her look a lot taller than her 4 foot 11 stature and it fit her very nicely. Good work outta you Eva.
Angelina can kinda do no wrong in my book. I liked that she wasn't over the top wit it. Her dress was simple elegant but she was still makin it do wut it do. She's Angelina.
And for my belle of the ball...
My gorgeous love, Eva M. Tell me she does not look friggin beautiforous!!! Her skin with the white and the turquoise jewels...love it, love it, love it! She's perfection. Luh u boo!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Derek Blanks is just off da chain! How is it that he manages to make everybody and anybody look gorgeous?! He's proved himself to be one of the best in the photog game and he's done it again with this photo shoot of NeNe. She looks fab! Her styling and make-up are perfect for her (her clothes fit!) and how some lighting, special flash and an extra special camera can work miracles! I love it!