And Then There Were Two...

I mean we knew Danity Kane was done, but when the random bitch in the group says she's over it, then it truly is a wrap. Shannon has left the group. She said she was tired of all the drama. She also realizes that she serves no purpose, no one even knew she was in the group, and Dawn was going solo all along. So for those of you who had your fingers crossed for a DK comeback....I'm just gonna stop here and give you Audrina Eyes. Source

The New Danity Kane

So last night it was made official - Aubrey and D. Woods are out of Danity Kane and the above three will continue on as Danity Kane. Ummmmmmmm....WOMP WOMP!!! These bitches are not Destiny's Child. And for another thing, seriously, look at 1, 2, and 3. How you gonna have a group wit a chipmunk, a cute boy (I do love you Dawn - you know you my fave!), and a random? Seriously, as much as Aubrey gives us all Eye Herpes with just lookin at her skanky ass, she brings something to the group that is much needed - a fuckin personality! And how da hell do you get rid of D. Woods??? The one cute bitch in the bunch. Rooster hair cut and all. Aubrey came on the finale last to air her grievances and fight for her rights and let the world know that she's good and fuck all the blogs who call her a hoslutbag. Aubrey clearly wanted her last hoorah - she's an attention whore as well as hoslutbag and she just had to get her shine on cuz she knows its prolly for the very lasted time. D. Woods didn't have time for none of it and didn't bother. And she shouldn't have bothered cuz what da fuck for? Even with all this drama - we all know Diddy is good for gettin bitchy and throwin his power around and kickin people out of shit. But then, things change and the next thing you know, Boom Boom Kat is back in action. For all we know, this is all a publicity stunt to get "Ebony & Ivory" aka Aubrey and D. Woods their own show, or their own group and Diddy will say some shit like we had our differences in the past, but I make stars, and these two were the real stars and now go out and buy your Ebony & Ivory CD in stores today! Should you care, this is Aubrey's farewell speech...

Making The Band 4: The Tour

Mkay, so this pic of Danity Kane was taken outside of TRL studios yesterday as the girls made their rounds to pump er'body up for the premier of the third season of Making The Band. Can I just begin with askin does Dawn tuck? I mean, I am shocked and RuPauled by how Trannyliscious Dawn looks. Well actually, I'm not that shocked nor RuPauled - Dawn is good for giving good transgendered face, I just felt like sayin my fave new term that I heard Laverne say on "I Want To Work For Diddy"....but speakin of Laverne, Dawn and Laverne might could be Transgendered Sistas. Altho Dawn is way more fierce - at least in this picture she is. Serrusly. And why does Audrena always look like she hidin walnuts in her cheeks? And Aubrey, please dye your roots and as always, Shannon is just there. What da hell is her purpose and where da hell is D.Woods? I want to look at her bangs. So now that I've gotten the chance to talk about this picture, now let's talk about the premiere of MTB last night. Danity Kane, Day 26, and Donnie Klang (I really want him to just go by Donnie. Klang is just way too much on the mouth) are back and getting ready to go on their own Making The Band Tour. I'm still confused as to who would pay money to see them in a stadium by themselves. Like it is one thing for them to be opening for some good people but really, no seriously, does anybody even know what Day 26 sings? And um, Donnie's one single was just released and it isn't that great. And really, Danity Kane has some hits off their first album but this new album is a Womp Womp. Thank goodness for "Damaged" cuz there is nothing else to listen to on that album. But somehow, they are goin on tour and let's hope some people show up. Boom Boom Kat didn't come back for her moves not to be seen.... Oh, did I say Boom Boom Kat?! Yes I did! Laurie Ann Gibson aka Boom Boom Kat is back and its not a game. So Day 26 comes into the dance studio ready to learn some new steps and they see Boom Boom Kat sittin in there and they are shocked and RuPauled! They are like stop it, why is Laurie Ann here?! They are all like wait, didn't you and Diddy get into it? You are not supposed to be in here. Boom Boom is like I'm here and I'm not goin no where. Show me watchu workin wit. They show her and she says she is about to have half a cat. They look a mess. Then Q isn't there cuz he got his tonsils taken out and she is like well as far as I'm concerned if he isn't here, he isn't in the group cuz I can't see air. Now hit it! They finally get over it and let Boom Boom upgrade their choreography, Q comes back against advice from his doctor and his family. And all is well. But then...dun, dun, DUN! Diddy comes in and he asks everybody to clear the room so he can talk to Boom Boom Kat. Boom Boom didn't back down. She let him know that he disrespected her and he let her know that he is the boss - which she never tried not to let him be but there is a way you talk to people. So they went back and forth with that and have to agree to disagree on how things were handled. Then Puff asked Boom if she missed him...the tears started flowin. Her foundation was clearly not water proof. It looks like she had yellow shit drippin from her eyes. But it was a beautiful moment. Water under the bridge. She's back ya'll. As for the season, I'll be watching for sure, but I'm not sure if I care anymore. If for no reason, I'll just be watchin to see Boom Boom Kat uh-uh, tichah-ah-boom -kat all ova the place.

Danity Kane Shows Off Their Assets Just In Time For Swim Suit Season

Now ya'll know I've called DK all types of fugly bitches...and yes, at times I still believe that is true...sometimes they all look fug, sometimes its just one or two, sometimes I'm so distracted by D. Woods' hair that I can't even focus on anybody else's fugtasity. I will say though that while I do call them fugalicious, they definitely have their moments when they are really cute and when we thank goodness for airbrushing, lighting, and those that chose to learn the art of make-up application. So this time around, Danity Kane has done a swimsuit photo shoot for In Touch magazine and for the most part, I love it. Lovin' Shannon's bikini, Audrena's bathing suit and D. Wood's face. I do have one question tho....why does Dawn look like E.T.? I mean, seriously? Doesn't it look like her face was photo shopped on her body? All the girls look great in this shot! Dawn is my fave here. Aubrey is actually pullin the sexy off very well....me likey. I forgot D. Woods was so ripped. Her ab situation is off the chain. Lookin hot DK! Source

A Lil Just Why In The Morning

One day I'm going to learn the age old lesson that if you don't have anything nice to say....but um, until that day.....seriously, I'm just going to need to know why. WHY? D. Woods seriously, I understand deciding to wear a fugly dress to match your fugly hair because you know, keeping it theme-like is in. However, why go over board and wear sneakers?! And not even cute sneakers?! Are those Dereon? No seriously, I just need to know why you have to do being "the cool-outside-the-box one" so fugtasticly? And seriously Aubrey? I thought Puff told you about looking clean and put together? Could you not get your roots done before the party? And seriously, Jem called and she wants her look back. You aren't doing it right. She's truly outrageous and you are SO not. Audrena that bow is bigger than you are. Less is more sometimes. Or so I'm told. Shannon and Dawn for the first time ever you have out shined your counterparts. Or something like that. Dawn I just really want to tell you that I hate those shoes. Why? The dress is cute and of all shoes I'm sure you had to choose from, really? Sigh.... Still loving the music tho, which I guess, is what is most important.

Making The Band - What Happened To Donnie?

So I stopped posting about Making the Band because I was bored with the show. Of course I was still watching but nothing made me feel like talking about it. However, last night's episode just got me to wondering a few things. The first being, where is Donnie? Second, why did Diddy let D. Woods keep that atrocious wig piece? And lastly, why am no longer pumped about Day 26 other than the fact that I hate their name, Robert's face just displays BitchAssNess on a regula, and Brian looks like a leprechaun with sliced up eyebrows and cornrows? What I do know is that when Day 26 performed at the club it was a mess of all proportions. How retarded are they? How do you say we would like to introduce ourselves and then no one says anything? That doesn't have anything to do with being new to the game. That's just plain ole DumbAssNess. And I guess they were better at the showcase -- after the technical difficulties -- but I just still wasn't impressed. What I really know is that Danity Kane's CD Welcome to the Dollhouse is a must buy! I feel like they may have actually managed to top their last album and that is saying a lot because their last album still gets put into rotation. But let us just discuss a few things. I think I mentioned in a previous post that Shannon's carrot top hair needed to go. Thank you Diddy for seeing what I see. He prolly reads the blog. And Shannon's lighter do' is a major improvement and she no longer looks like an orange soccer mom. I think I mentioned that Aubrey is a dirty skeezer who looks a triflin mess most always. Thank you Diddy for seeing what I see. Thank you for telling her that she needs to look clean and get rid of all that extra make-up and weave. I mean, while it doesn't help her a whole lot, much improved. And I'm pretty sure I mentioned that Dawn, unfortunately, is fug. Thank you Diddy for not only seeing what I see but finding the best way to say she is fug without really saying it. "And Dawn, you know, we haven't even scratched the surface on your beauty yet. We have work to do." Right. The good thing is that I happen to think Dawn is growing into her face and she is working it as best she can. I feel like that Bobble headed girl who couldn't even tell Q she was pretty is starting to find her sexy. A good weave and some make-up will do that for you. And Dawn, who actually happens to be my favorite, deserves it. And I think I mentioned that the little chipmunk looking one Aundrena is cute (with make-up) and all she needed was a new hair do and it worked. But I think it is has been all over the blogosphere that D. Woods' head piece is all kinds of horrendous and when their hair was done, me and my girls were like but wait, D. Woods isn't finished yet. Oh but she was. Had little blonde bits in the back of the shag and everything. Clearly, Diddy saw something a lil different in that case but 4 out of 5 ain't bad. Mkay so then during like each commercial break Diddy kept reminding us to buy the band's albums. Where is Donnie's album? I mean, why come Donnie can't get no love? I thought they were all working towards finishing the album. Maybe Donnie is part of Diddy's major announcement he'll be making this Sunday on the season finale. So um, I guess we'll just have to stay tuned to see what happens with that. In the mean time, I am ready for some DK. Welcome to the Dollhouse bitches!!

New Muziq: Damaged

Here is DK's new video for their single "Damaged"....I am really loving the song but you guys knew that already. As for the video...I think I like it...they actually all look good thanks to good lighting and stuff....D. Woods still refuses to get rid of her sideways rooster curls....and they have a Xanadu vibe goin...then they are doctors at the end looking at heart X-rays...cuz you know, its damaged. It is interesting. I'm not mad at it. I'm ready to be Damaged all up in the club! MTV Music Videos MTV Shows Entertainment News

Danity Kane Talkin Shit About Keyshia Cole!

Stop it. DK was on Miss Jones' morning show on Hot 97 talking about how Fantasia is a better singer than Keyshia Cole and AUBREY is the one talking the most shit....how she didn't buy her album and how she was on YouTube sounding a hot mess. WHAT?! Does Aubrey not know that Key-Key, Neffie, and all 12 of her brothers and sisters, cousins, and uncles will beat that bitch into next week?! And then of all people, AUBREY talking about somebody singing??!!! She said Keyshia been running around MTV singing wrong notes. Sheezuz 4th of July....I thought I had nerve. This bitch clearly doesn’t care. Granted they said every time they've seen Keyshia she's been rude to them and Keyshia kicked one of them (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) and then kicked the door closed...I mean, that's how Key-Key do bitches. But I would certainly recommend for all of DK to watch ya moufs....if Neffie getatcha, it’s a wrap. In the words of Tanisha on Bad Girls Club...Danity Kane, pop off son! To listen to the clip click: Aubrey needs a quick elbow to the jaw P.S. in the pic I posted, Dawn looks pretty! I can't believe I said that. Proactiv, a dark weave, and photo shop works fuckin miracles!