How cute is Harlow Spring Kate Spade Steve Madden?! Seriously, don't I crack you up? Heehee
No but for real, Harlow Winter Kate Madden (that's the real name right?) is adorable. She looks like Nic Rich and let's hope she stays looking like Nic Rich cuz um, her daddy.....
And since we are on the subject of Nic Rich and her baby daddy....um, how gross is it that the twin brother is now fuckin Paris? Like seriously?! First of all, he was engaged two weeks ago. Secondly, how sad is it that Paris has to fuck the fugly twin? She is insecure and totally unaware of who she is. She is desperately searching for happiness through others. She sees that Nic Rich is happy, in love, and has a beautiful baby. So she has to have that too and why not get it through the twin? It's sickening. The girl who has everything truly has nothing. Ah well....as long as she got her valtrex, Paris is gonna keep makin it do how she do. Ugh.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
But then she was "homeless" for a day and now she stops and gives all homeless people a quarter and a sammich.
So last night on America's Next Top Model, Tyra paid homage to homeless young women. Last season on her talk show, she spent a day as a homeless person --people whom she admittedly ignored -- and now she is using her girls in ANTM to help put a face on the homeless by doing a photo shoot with them.
But before we even get to the photo shoot....let's discuss why the black girls in the house have to be the ones with such issues? Fatima, the African, is truly gorgeous but her attitude makes her so ugly. But then you think...damn, wouldn't you have an attitude if your clitoris was chopped off and your labia was sewn together? I mean, I have a serious attitude problem and my va-jay-jay situation is A-OK. So fuck is my excuse? But then its like, really Fatima, simma down bitch. This high and mighty Coming to America role you are playing is so not necessary and you fuckin with Marvita who looks like she will knock your 88 pound block off. Relax Fatima. Seriously.
And Marvita, who definitely has a modelesque look about her....kind of like a dark skinned a lil more hood and less hot version of Omyra....she of course is dealing with being a former homeless person and being raped etc. I feel for her and I can see that she is trying really hard not to be "that black girl" and I was happy when she told Fatima that she has never met a mean African until she met her. And then once Fatima heard Marvita's story they kind of patched things up but it still annoyed me that right off the bat, the black people can't just get along.
Side note, I hate the new "Tyra Mail".....with all of the models reading the words one by one as they come out on the scroll. That is going to annoy the shit out of me for the rest of the season.
My favorite shot - Aimee
Atalya - Bye boo.
So last night's episode gave us a sneak peek at what the final "four" had been working on and then the final showdown between Chris and Rami. First of all, have I mentioned that I love Christian? He sleeps in a hallway in his tiny apartment. I think it so funny that non-native New Yorkers will make it do wut it do in a beyond cramped space and love it....while paying the equivalent of a mortgage payment for a three bedroom house in rent for 150 sq feet. Meanwhile, most of us Native New Yorkers who can't afford to live where we want in NYC, make a beeline straight for Jersey.
Until next week.....
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
I am officially lovin Estelle. She's rather dope. Here is her new video for "American Boy" featuring Kanye West. Loves It.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
So last night, The Hip Hop Action Awards took place and they honored Snoop, Doug E. Fresh, Jim Jones (for why?), Ciara and some other people. I was caught up in the fact that they also honored Mellody Hobson because I love her! She is Good Morning America's (my morning crack) financial contibutor and she's president of Ariel Capital Management investment firm. First of all, I love how cute she is (look at her smile). I also love that she can roll her hair with long grain rice and would be a prime candidate for a lace front but her hair always looks fresh and fab and she knows that she's too cute to need all the extraness.
But the point at hand is that I knew she was dating George Lucas -- yes, as in Luke I am your father Darth Vader, George Lucas -- but I didn't realize that they were still going strong. Of all Something News Mellody could pull, of course her financial ass runs down on a billionaire and got him showing up to Hip Hop Action award ceremonies talkin to Snoop! How can you not love that?
George Lucas: Hi there Snoop Dogg. So um, rollin down the street smokin indo sippin on gin & juice is my shit!
Point is, Mellody Hobson gives me heart palps. I love her business swag as well as how she makes it do wut it do personally. You better work Mellody!
Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease!
Per AP, "Campbell, 37, is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the statement said."
Um, did ya'll read that? She is in the care of a specialist in infectious diseases and GYN! Naomi I really hope that your coochie is not infected. Like really Na-na, whatchu been doin boo? Aren't you a lil too grown to not be protectin that? This might could be Karma....you know for thinking you can bitch slap people, curse people out, hit people with cell phones....I'm just sayin. And yes bitches, I'm takin note. But no, I'm not sorry for kickin that bitch with my open toe.
Let's just hope all you need is some Emergen-C, some pills, an IV.....maybe a scrape out....You know just to make sure everything from the roota to the toota is all clear.
So with the release of Janet's Discipline album today, MTV is making it Janet week! She did a bunch of spoofs of MTV shows, Making the Band, Sweet 16, Real World...she even did Rob & Big. I really giggled. I love it.
Monday, February 25, 2008
So um, yeah, I didn't really watch. Lifetime was showing "Misery" and I forgot how crazy that bitch was in that movie. Memba how she breaks his legs?! Love that movie! Anyway, I did catch a few red carpet moments and I did try to watch the beginning but Jon Stewart was actually not funny, the awards given out in the first hour or so were a bunch of "who gives a shits", and that song from that movie Enchanted was when I was really like aw hell to da naw. I mean could she have at least wore her Cinderella dress to jazz it up a lil bit? Maybe a mouse or two to come out and sing with her? I had to change the channel but then turned back right quick to catch a choir and a little black girl SANGIN....but that was enough for me. I realized that I hadn't seen not a one movie that was nominated for anything important so how could I possibly care...and I knew Ruby Dee was not going to win. And that's when "Misery" got good!
I did want to show the following ensemble that was the best entertainment of the whole evening. Daniel Day-Lewis' wife showed up wearing, I think, what has to be the most fugliest ensemble I've ever seen. From the red ribbons to the velvet top with whatever that shit is on the front (big ass flower buttons?) to the ill-fitting bottom to those fuckin shoes. Thank you lady. Your fugtastic dress made it all worth it.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Fugly Chud! Hey boo! Always good to see you out and about. I have to say that I think your dress is cute and you look like you made a real effort to pull it together. We've already discussed and understand that your face is unfixable, so you have to work extra hard at makin it do wut it do to be as cute as you possibly can. So well played fuggie Chuddie. Well played. More importantly, there was someone who managed to be even fuglier than you last night......
Ew Shar Jackson. Those fuckin blue contacts are atrocious! Those contacts alone are enough to crown you fug bitch of the day but are those tights you are wearing?! And does that dress even fit? And what are those shoes. You look a mess. That's all.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Best Week Ever, how I love thee! BWE but together a montage of all of my poodle's FIERCEST moments this season on Project Runway!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!! Le Sigh.....Christian you are too fierce, the fiercest, and it just don't get no fiercer!
I giggled watching this....yes ya'll, Paula Abdul's video is like a 90's version of her shit from the 80's. First of all, let me just say it is 1,000 times better than Boom Boom Kat's video. But why Randy Jackson?! Why is he playing his guitar like that?! And why did they let Paula do her own choreography? Memba Paula, after years of being on "prescribed" medication the brain and body don't work like it used to. Anyway, I love it. Yes, I love it. Paula and Randy are a mess of all proportions and I can watch this shizz all day. What makes it even better....watch without the sound. HAHAHAHAHA Watching Paula kickin around that microphone and then dancing with her flower bonnet in her head in silence is hee-larious. Enjoy!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
So I went away for a quick minute....you know, even F.U. gets tired of telling people they are fugly. While I am so confused as to why I had to return, it is all very well and good because I was gone just long enough to be fabulous, adored, tipsy, and rezugshed.
Of course while away, I lost all contact with the world...and sure enough I return to learn I missed absolutely nothing. All-Star Weekend went down in New Orleans and of course fun times seem to have been had but were the same 12 people at every function? I'm seeing pics of the same people over and over, which I'm sure you have all seen, so I won't bother posting. I will, however, ask the following:
1. Why in da hell is Mario on Dancing With The Stars? I mean it may turn out to be a good look as he may connect with a paler audience but um, are his album sales that bad? Just why Mario? And don't let you not win... (Source)
2. Why did anybody think it was okay for Lindsay Lohan to play dress-up Marilyn Monroe style? Those pics are fugtastic. Where is photoshop when you need it? Seriously. Just Why? (Source)
3. Why in da hell was my man Tank brutalized and tasered by New Orleans po-po?! He was falsely imprisoned and beat up for walking and talking while black. He ain't but two inches away from being a little person, what harm could he really have done?! Damn. Just why? (Source)
4. Did Coco (wife of Ice-T) say the following in regards to "pet names" that she and Ice-T have for each other: "I call him Baby Poo. He calls me, "Bitch, get over here." Heehee (Source)
5. I was waiting for real confirmation that Girlfriends was being cancelled and yes, it is indeed true. Why couldn't they just let them have one last final episode with the return of Toni? Why is the end so abrupt? Can't even give folk a season finale?! We been with Girlfriends for 8 damn years and we can't even get a proper send off. It ain't right I tell you...it just ain't right! (Source)
Anyhoo...as you can imagine, I need rest from my vacay. Posts should return as normal tomorrow or as I feel like it.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
TV IS BACK!!! The writer's strike has officially ended and writers can resume working immediately! While I think the networks have done a great job in keeping us as entertained as possible, I have missed real TV. We can now look forward to new episodes of Grey's, Private Practice, 30 Rock, The Office, Ugly Betty, DH, Dirty Sexy Money and so much more! More importantly, I am glad the writers were able to get what they wanted and proved to the networks/studios - in an excess of negative billions of dollars - that 'stealing' from the people who are largely responsible for making you your money is, well, not a bright idea.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
During last night's boring ass episode of Making The Band -- I hope whoever edits those commercials for upcoming episodes is paid the big bucks (was I the only who thought that this ep was gonna be so good with fights after the pouring of the water and dude telling the boys he would pray for them?) -- Aubrey (as per usual) said something like, if we weren't famous and selling platinum albums I would still be happy we were sisters. The sentiment is a nice one, altho I don't believe her, but the first thing to come out of my mouth was: did she say famous? Like, really? My friend said, yeah well they kind of are famous because everyone watches MTV. I was like, that is like saying Bootz and Buckey an'em are famous cuz everybody watches VH1. Now I'm not saying that Danity Kane don't deserve their due....cuz they do. I think I've said a thousand times how much I enjoyed their first CD and am already feelin the few samplings of the new album that I've heard. I am saying that something about Aubrey saying they were famous just didn't sit well with me. But what else is new? Most things don't sit well with me. Anyway....
I know we live in a culture where anyone can be famous at any time for doing absolutely nothing BUT just in that moment, I felt like isn't fame something that should be earned? And really, I think there is a difference between being well known and famous. And you can be well known or famous for some bullshit and total mediocrity, but I think there is a thin line between the two. For example, yeah, Danity Kane is well known because everyone under the age of, let's say, 35 watches MTV. But ask a random person in the street who Aubrey is and you will get a blank stare and some crickets. For one, does this bitch even have a last name? Do we care? Then you say OK, Aubrey from Danity Kane, do you know her? If they are 35 and under the odds are that he/she might (altho it is more likely that a female would know who she is). Do you think if you asked a random person outside of the United States who Aubrey was that person would know? But ask a random person anywhere all over the world, pretty much any age, any sex, any race, who Janet Jackson is? You can even ask them who Paris Hilton is, and yeah, they will know. Not to mention, you can ask who Janet and/or Paris is sans last name and people will know exactly who you are asking about.
I think I thought way too much about this BUT I just felt like we as a culture need to stop feeding this fake fame bullshit. I spend my days bloggin about randoms, no names, the famous and the infamous, so I'm a bigger culprit than most, but I just really look forward to a time when being famous actually means something again. When those who are famous don't actually have to say they are famous.
Monday, February 11, 2008
With all that was going on at the Grammys, you would think that it would have been one of the best Grammy nights ever.....but um, no, not so much. Part of the reason is that the Grammys have to recognize every genre....got country mofos up there singing songs about checkin his bitch for ticks. Like, really? After rollin around in the sticks you wanna check her for ticks? And then had the ticks lighting up the stage in the background! Then there seemed to be way too much talking and I mean, overall, the performances were good but I don't think any performance was GREAT.... I think I was just expecting something crazy, like some real memorable performances....having me entranced type performance....you know something along the lines of watching Jennifer Holliday and Jennifer Hudson shut it down forever singing And I Am Tellin You. Silly of me to have such high expectations...I guess.
Amy Winehouse won 5 well deserved Grammys. She performed via satellite from London and her performance was a hot ass mess. She is clearly still detoxing or something...like I truly believe she was sober I just think sumtin wasn't right. She was moving erratically and her singing was well, bad. But I most certainly appreciated her shouting out Blaaaaaake who is incarcerated and Ray-Ray. Amy is so hood. Gotta love her. Watch both her performance and her acceptance speech:
Amy Winehouse performs at '08 Grammys
Rihanna's hair was just FAB! I mean, she's just hot. And we know this. I was happy to see The Time performing. Got real amped about that. The Time proved that black really don't crack. They all look exactly the same. If Prince performed with them, then I would have been done. But it was Rih Rih and she did a lil medley and then did the side to side dance with them at the end. I was entertained but it was just aiight.
Alicia performed twice. Once with Frank Sinatra a la Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole. I was too distracted by the rooster thing she had going on with her hair....but I loved the dress and her face was flawless. When she performed No One, I believed her. I think it was one of her best performances of that song. And I love John Mayer. So overall, she was one of my faves of the night.
I enjoyed Kanye's lite brite performance. Wasn't spectacular but it was good. The tribute to his mom at the end was emotional. I love that when he won his grammy he made the people turn the music off so he could keep talkin. Yup, I likee Kanye.
Side note. What the fuck Cher?
Then there was Yonce and Tina. First of all, Tina looks AMAZING. Her body is off the chain. And no, she couldn't keep up with the dance steps, but I didn't care. For her age, she is still makin it do wut it do and I loved it. Now as for the duet action....I mean, it was good but the problem is that Yonce was holdin back because she didn't want to out-do the legend. So I respect that. But I just feel like if Yonce did Proud Mary by herself.....you feel me?
Anyway, I have nothing else to say. Congrats to those who were Grammy winners.
P.S. I am glad Janet and Mary J. boycotted the Grammys.....had Janet and Mary been allowed to perform, the show might have, just maybe, would have been what it should have been. I'm just sayin.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Kelly Ro! I think I might make you my girlfriend. Well at least put you in my rotation...you know for when one ends up in Rehab or has to go away for a while just to um, work things out in her mind. Anyway...Kelly, I was not happy with your album Ms. Kelly....like I hated all of it. I was mad at you for letting Yonce and her daddy tell you all the wrong things to do on purpose. And then you said you were re-releasing your album and I was like damn u Kelly Ro! Didn't I tell you to try something else?! But you didn't give up and felt you could UPGRADE your situation...and Kelly Ro, I have to say, if this sneak peak at your new video for the single "Comeback" on your re-released Ms. Kelly due in March is any indication of the fire you are tryna bring the second time around.....then I'm not mad at you baby girl! Actually, I kinda love it. You look GORGEOUS and more importantly, watching you arch that back, show that thigh, and pop that booty....for the first time, Kelly Ro, I believe you. I'm really hoping you won't make a fool out of me Kelly Ro...I wanna believe you are for real this time. Please be for real this time.
I am at a loss for words. I can't even describe what that shiteous shit on the top of her head is. I mean whose bright idea was it to dye the sides white blonde and then leave a greasy jet black rat tail on the top? She is literally Skunk-tabulous. I just wanna know why? Just why? I can't.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
OK, as irrational as I am, I do believe that everyone has the right to say what they want, do as they please, and vote for whoever they like. I mean, it is a free country after all. BUT, normally, people usually have good reason why they do things. You know, reasons that make sense. Whoopi G. announced today on that silly ass show, The View, that she voted for Hillary Clinton. What is ree-damn-diculous to me is that she was planning to vote for Barack because she thought she heard him say something about not moving jobs away and cutting taxes. Come to find out, she was basing her decision to vote on who said this first. She thought Barack said it first but then she found out the night before she voted that Hillary said it in May 2007. So she changed her vote because she said she would vote for whoever said that first. Really, Whoopi? Really.