Break out the Valtrex....

The jailbird, Paris Hilton, is out of jail after only serving 3 days. Isn't that about a bitch? I'm sure she has really learned her lesson. What was the point of even making her go? Damn us all to hell for being completely obssessed with moronic hos who do absolutely nothing but prove that they are actually smarter than all of us for learning to capitalize on doing nothing while we sit at our dumb jobs reading (uh-m, and writing) about all the nothing that these heffas do.