Oh Really Jim?

So Vibe Magazine asked rapper Jim Jones to list some of his top turn-offs. And I thought is was funny....I bet most of you bitches fall into one if not all of these categories. BAD SHOES “Chicks think they’re fly, and the heel of their shoes is leaning — Leaning Tower of Pisa and all that. The front of their shoe is all scuffed up. And don’t walk around like you just left Africa barefoot, wearing small-ass sandals with your toes crawling out the front.” Agreed. UGGS “Don’t be coming outside in the wintertime with them ugly-ass UGGS on — I don’t care how comfortable they feel. Who wants to roll out the bed and see a pair of UGGs? There’s no sex appeal with a pair of UGGS at the bottom of the bed!” Fuck a you Jim Jones. Uggs or Fuggs (depending on your preference and bank account) feel great! If it is cold as hell outside, snowing and all the extra shit, why not where UGGS? Why can't we be comfortable? If your bitch is fly, she can make anything look sexy...even a pair of UGGS. And how about you come outside in something else besides a HANES white T-shirt. GRANNY PANTIES “There’s a difference between bloomers and boy shorts. Don’t be having no bloomers talking about, ‘They’re boy shorts.’ Them ain’t boy shorts — them big ass panties!” I'm pretty sure a bitch would only rock some granny panties in front of Jim Jones if she was extra comfortable with him and prolly in her monthly crimson cycle. So Jim, how bout the next time you start your monthly drip, you put a pad on your thong? K, boo? BAD WEAVES “Most ladies, they have their tracks showing, then the weave looks hella dirty and dusty like they slept on one side for the whole month. Got one side patted down, trying to get the wild Beyonce look.” LMAO! Pat your weave ladies....I wouldn't know anything bout weaves but um, you bitches that have to roll your hair with rice and use weaves as an alternative, whether you sew, glue, paste, or staple tracks into your head take heed....nobody wants to see that boo. And Jim, your braids don't always look as fresh as they could okay...so let's not be throwin stones. BIG GIRLS IN BIKINIS “If you’re over 200 pounds, don’t put that bikini on, baby. Them spandexes are not calling your name. Big girls need to look at Mo’Nique and how she dresses. She doesn’t ever play herself.” First of all, "spandexes" Jim? And B., he's right bitches. If you got extra cushion, there is indeed a way to keep it sexy, classy and find shit that fits. Don't offend the rest of us just cuz you don't give a fuck. Be mindful and spare us. Thanks boo!