Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Isn't Your Life Supposed to Change After You Sit On Oprah's Couch?



The Ho of Hip-Hop Karrine "Nasty Ass Supahead" Steffans done wrote another book. And this time she is talking about more knobs she done slobbed including Weezy and ewww....Ne-Yo. I just don't get it. I remember she was on Oprah crying about how demeaning and horrible it was being a video ho and blah blah blah. Wasn't she supposed to move on from that 'phase' in her life and finally become a woman and blah blah? Obviously sitting on Oprah's couch don't work for everybody cuz bitch is still giving her coochie away to anybody willing to taste it....for a few bucks I'm sure.

According to this MTV article she says this about Ne-Yo:

The whole time he was just rubbing my feet. Just biting on my feet, rubbing on them. But we were comfortable ever since. Then we spent the next couple of days together. Ne-Yo looked at me right in my face and said, 'I don't care what happened before, but your life didn't start until the day you met me, and no matter what happens if we just stay friends, we end up together it doesn't matter.' I just felt like I'd known him all my life. When that got out, I actually panicked. I was nervous. Because I didn't want him to think that I did that. That's not my style."

Do you hear how that sounds? You panicked because you didn't want it get out?! Um hello, slutty dumb heffa, you wrote about him in your book!!!! And all it takes is a few bites on your feet and some bullshit that sounds like material for his next song to make you feel like you've known someone forever. UGH! You are officially the Athletic Director at DBU (Dumb Bitch University).

And if you, like me, were wondering why anybody else would want to tap that ass knowing that she has the name supahead for a reason and everybody who is anybody done been in there and done that...the Editor-in-Chief of King magazine says this:

"I'm sure they're all intrigued about her skills in the bed ... but she's like a unicorn, people think it's bigger than what is," Hall said. "She even says she really is no different from most people sexually. I think what attracts them is she's such a dude in every way. It's like hanging out with your homeboy, a friend with benefits. You can talk about the latest game, the hot music that's out. She's an Alpha male in a beautiful female's body. ... She's real smart and worldly too. She can talk to you about a Young Buck record or Beethoven."

Yeah that's it, she's real smart and worldly. I mean in the words of Weezy, you kno she give good brain like she graduated from a good school. She's a smarty alright!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

men have been sexing the globe for years and it's all good. if the gurl is gettin' paid for azz, then THAT'S all good too. how many women are giving it away for free becoz somebody said you a ho if you selling it? all that talk ain't paying no bills. make that money and to hell with the haters. if they were getting theirs, they wouldn't have time to hate. and ya know that.