Friday, July 20, 2007

Random Ish


Yonce is carrying one of 24 $45K limited edition Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork Bags. There is a lot of shit poppin on, in, around, up and out that bag. I personlly don't like it, but hey, wateva floats your lace front. However, a reminder to all of you bitches....you don't have $45,000, nor will you ever be one of the 24 owners of this bag, and I will cut any bitch I see who will have dared tried to cut up old bags, quilts, or comforters to try and duplicate this look. I mean, I will seriously back slap your bitch ass. Don't do it.



In white folk news...dammit Britney. Just why? This bitch is shooting a video and she doesn't have a choreographer and she is her own manager and clearly her own stylist. Yesterday she was swimming in the beach with in her non-matching bra and panties and today she is shooting random ass videos. And how many times can you laugh at this bitch? How many times can you say that she looks like her breath and her coochie stink? Like how did this bitch spiral so horribly out of control? I almost want to shed a tear for this silly broad....well not really but still. By the way, for those of you attending DBU Britney has been hired as Director of Student Services and Counseling. She won't be starting until the beginning of the semester in late August as she still has her own choreogaphy to come up with and she has to find a random hotel to leave her kids in. You guys are in great hands!




Shemar Moore says he isn't gay and was actually on what he thought was just a nude beach with two girlfriends. While another male prostitute comes forth and says that he provided services for Pastor Mase. Shemar may not be a practicing gay but I know he has gotten his botty hole hit up at least once and somebody done squirted off on those jagged edge teeth of his. He's still hot tho. And Mase, yup, he's gonna burn in hell.

Lastly, just so you all know, F.U. has been busy baking pies, cakes and cookies and stuff. Why you ask? Well F.U. is gonna get all up in Oprah's house in Montecito, CA to support Barack and to eat up her food. So um, yeah, its gonna take alot of cookies to raise $2,300 so if I happen to be later than usual with my post its cuz a bitch is gettin her tollhouse on mkay?

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