Friday, July 6, 2007

Sex in a Communal Area


Normally, I could give two shits about a Nick Lachey or a Vanessa Minnillo but since the photos from their raunchy sex-filled Mexican vacay have been all over the place, it got me to thinking (plus its been a slow news week as the silly celebs are on vacay and in rehab etc...so not all that much else to ponder). Anyhooo....In the photos, it is clear that they are really fuckin in that hot tub and lettin lose all types of secretions and bacterial matter and who knows what else. And by the looks of it, Nick was trying to work it out...hittin it from the back...there is a leg all up over the top of the wall and stuff. But still. Now I'm assuming they were at a fancy schmancy hotel that maybe makes sure to drain and clean the hot tub after various guests use it but seriously, what if they don't. What if right after Nick and Vanessa got out, some new people came to dip a toe in the hot tub and couldn't help but look around wondering who the hell it is that smells like PaDussy. When is it okay to have sex in a communal area? Arissa on the Real World Las Vegas doesn't even appreciate kissing or fondling in the confessional, so one has to wonder when PDA has gone too far.

And actually, maybe what is even more gross than sex in a communal area is that even if you are a K-List celebrity, the photogs will find you fuckin in a hot tub....damn. Love it!!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

um, who's leg is that sticking up? his? why? her's? ewwwww. let's hope not. it looks like a man's.