And in Even More White People News...

The Evil Leona Helmsley left her dog, Trouble, 12 Million dollars in her will. According to the NY Post, "She also orders "that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley Mausoleum." Which let us not forget, must be steamed cleaned once a year. Two of her grandchildren, Craig and Meegan Panzirer, didn't get shit "for reasons which are known to them." Here are just some of the other details of her will: Helmsley's will leaves her brother and the dog's new keeper, Rosenthal, $10 million in a trust and another $5 million outright. To her grandsons, David and Walter Panzirer, Helmsley left $5 million to each outright and another $5 million in trusts - but with a catch.....The sons of Helmsley's only son, Jay Panzirer, have to visit their father's grave every year, the will says. The pair "shall not be entitled to any distributions from any trust . . . unless such beneficiary visits the grave of my late son, Jay Panzirer, at least once each calendar year, preferably on the anniversary of my said son's death," the will says. "If David or Walter fails to visit the grave during any calendar year, her or his interest in the separate trust established for her or his benefit shall be terminated at the end of such calendar year and the principal of such trust . . . shall be disposed of as if such beneficiary had then died." This bitch is off the hook even from her steamed cleaned mausoleum! How does the dog get more money than anybody?! This bitch is a billionaire and she basically gave pennies to her 2 grandkids and then the other 2, even on her death bed she couldn't let her grudges go and give them at least a coupla hundred thous...dayum Leona. She also has 12 great grandkids that weren't even named in the will at all. Who wants to bet that Trouble will be dead "by accident" in a few months..... her family is damning that evil bitch the depths of hell right now. And she's smiling and nodding with her dead plastic face. .