Relaxed, Rested, Rejuvenated and Stank As Per Usual!

I'm back bitches!!! F.U. is all tanned and luscious and sad as all hell to be back amongst Americans sigh...but I must say, it does feel good to be home....just a lil bit. More importantly, it looks like I didn't miss too much and I've decided to not even waste my time trying to re-cap the week that I missed....but um, what ya'll know about Forever Crackheads in Love Whitney and Bobby dating again? It must be the crooked mouth...maybe cuz its crooked Bobby can work the tongue on the coochie in ways we can only imagine...but its prolly the crack. And it looks like Whitney is running out of money too cuz why in the hell are they at Joe's Crab Shack...I do love a Joe's Crab Shack but really Whitney? Crack is a hell of a drug! It's good to be back!