The Gist: VMAs....And You Already Know

What the fuck is there to say about the bullshit that was the VMAs? Well maybe I'll start with the good....there was less talk and more music, the side parties were hot and looked fun as hell...I kept trying to decide if I would be at Kanye's party or my boo Justin's party but even the damn Pete Wentz/Gym Class Heroes party looked fun as hell (notice I said Pete Wentz and not the name of the group if you even have any fluffin clue who I'm talking about).....but I decided I would definitely have been at Justin's. Fun damn times. I also liked the set-up...how the stage was basically the tables....and lastly, I loved Alicia, Kanye and Justin. That would be about damn it. So now we all know the biggest disaster and disappointment was all on muthafluckin Britney damn Spears. She was a horrendous mess from her trailer park weave to her jiggly ass. Now I will say for having two babies her body looks better than most BUT she's Britney and she has access to shit that most people don't AND she didn't have to put her ass in a sparkly bra and panty set. She could have worn something just as sexy that would have hid the side fat and the jiggly everything. Now even if we can get past the fact that she looked horrible she performed even horribly. Her dancing was atrocious and she looked like she just simply didn't know what the fuck she was doing and was half assin all of her steps. Like what is your fuckin purpose bitch?! If you didn't plan on going out there and killin it then why even bother?! Why waste all of our damn time and yours?! You could have been at home playing with your kids you dumb ass heffa. I am so done with Britney and I hope the world is too. The only other performance that was great and worth mention was Alicia Keys. I didn't like her headband at all.....but she's hot and she kills it everytime and "No One" is officially my new favorite song. Oh and Chris Brown was good too but um, I'm hearing people are saying he is like the best dancer ever.....yeah um, let us remember who he paid homage to on that stage. And also, if he wasn't going to sing the Umbrella remix with Rihanna then what was the purpose? I wish they showed the fight between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Supposedly Kid Rock slapped Tommy Lee because Tommy kept fuckin wit Kid throughout the night and Kid tried to ignore him. Kid finally couldn't take it anymore and slapped the hell out of him. Security threw the two out of but Kid was allowed to come back later on. Later on the cops found Kid and cited him for misdemeanor battery cuz he did slap Tommy first. HAHAHAHAHAHA....all cuz a Pammy. And it was funny as hell when Jamie and Diddy were talking about it. Stop the Violence in Rock n Roll bitches!!! So anyway, overall, boo and boo. This show was not nearly as good as it could have or should have been. There have been way better VMAs in the past. Really, I could have had a V8. And one last thing, HOW DARE Lil Mama?!!!