This is Carlton Davis. This man from Minnesota, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning.
According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEHHEEEEHEEE!!!!!
DAYUM! I'm not sure whether to be more mad that the dude said now I'm going to suck your feet OR that the lady actually took her shoes off and let him. At this point wouldn't you be kicking this psycho in his mouth, face, balls or any place that you could kick his ass?!
I'll be so happy when end of days come. Seriously.
Thanks C&D!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The mugshot is priceless. If I was her I would boil my feet in hot scalding water and bleach, then spray between my toes with extra-strength Lysol, then go down to the church and have Pastor pray over every one of my lil piggies. Ew.
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