Friday, September 7, 2007

Tisha & Duane Address the Rumors



So um, Essence decided to find out what the hell was really going on with Tisha and Duane...not like Duane would ever admit to slobbin Will's knob or Tisha would just come right out and say yes, I know I look like a lite brite alien. But they did address their supposed divorce (which is not true) and the fact that they can't be worried about people talking about silly gay stuff when they are dealing with an autistic child.

So Daune is you is or is you ain't a booty snatcher?

...I’m not going to defend myself against a gay rumor when I’m trying to defend my son against autism. We would look really stupid trying to take our focus off autism, which affects all of us, to fight a gay rumor. The reason we are talking today is because what we will defend is our 17-year relationship. Nobody is touching that. So whoever wants to rumble, let’s rumble.

T.M.: (Laughs) Our theory is that it’s really a slave mentality. Whenever the Black community has leaders, potential leaders or a family unit, we emasculate them. You don’t ever see them do that to Ben Affleck or Matt Damon. They can be friends, and be powerful individually or collectively and do amazing things.

D.M.: It’s a Brat Pack when White people do it.

T.M.: When two brothers are successful or have influential and powerful friends, we have to emasculate them. On the real, we even did it to Oprah and Gayle. We have to get over that because at the end of the day who really cares? We have Katrina, autism and children killing one another in my hometown of Newark. I don’t know what the obsession is with celebrities, but maybe it helps people feel better about their own situation. We just know that it’s something that comes along with being in front of the camera.

Mkay. So maybe you aren't slobbin knobs or ticklin Will's booty but you know sometimes shit just don't work out. Are ya'll splittin up or what?

T.M.: Hell no!
D.M.: Listen, let me tell you something. I will chew her ass up and swallow it before I let somebody else have her.
T.M.: (laughs) Jeffrey Dahmer-style!

Yeah um, you both are boring as hell. And Tisha, your giant shiny forehead is blinding me. So um, yeah, keep makin it do what it do, on the low or any other way and um, tell Will and Jada I said heeeeeyyyy, awright and how YOU doin?!

To read more of the interview click Tisha & Duane...eh.

1 comments:

Simone Craig said...

um
they sound crazy...and a bit g-hetto
im not hating on the g-hettoness. im just saying it's a bit shocking.