F.U. To The Rescue!

Wow, I thought you bitches forgot that I was here for you! Did you forget that F.U. is that bitch that will not mince words and let you know who deserves to be sliced and diced or just verbally abused? I say all that to say, since the girl with the friend with the skunky under arms, its been a minute since I've gotten a request for help...until today! Let's get to it. Hi F.U., First I want to tell you that all of a sudden I find myself saying "What the Fluckery?!", where do you come up with these things?! You are hysterical and my friends and I often wonder what you look like and how great it would be if you were on "Best Week Ever" or some show like that. Hopefully it is something that you are working towards. In any case, so here is my issue. I am in a new relationship with this really great guy and I have really been enjoying getting to know him. We hang out as much as we can and talk pretty much everyday. We met when he was just getting out of a relationship and he has mentioned to me on a few occasions that he isn't ready to jump back into another relationship. That is fine with me. I totally understand that. My problem is that he gets calls from other females and will talk to them while I'm sitting there or will be out with another female and tell me that he is out with another female. It makes me so sad but I know I shouldn't be. My friends have told me that I need to just leave him alone because he's not ready for me. But I feel like, if I deal with him long enough, he will realize that he does want to be with me and by then he will be ready for something serious. Am I playing myself? Am I wasting my time? I can't believe I am subjecting myself to an F.U. verbal beat down, but that is how confused I am. Thank you, Lee Lee Dear Lee Lee, First of all stop usin my shit! Just kidding...I don't know where I come up with anything I say. Shit just comes out of my mouth or it comes to my mind and I type it. Anyway, people stay bitin off me....so continue to make it do wut it do (and I bit that off of Ray Charles/Jamie Foxx). As for what I look like, I'm hot to def bitch and that's all you need to know...but maybe one day you will get to lay eyes on the flyness that is F.U. Now as for your "issue"....bitch your only issue is you. You should be happy that this dude keeps it as real as he does. Do you know how many donkeys sit around knowing their man is out their fuckin some other ho but will accept the lies just because they are so pressed to have a man or be in some fake ass relationship. You on the other hand are NOT in a relationship by the standard definition. I wouldn't say you are a jump off because he talks to you way too much BUT it sounds like you are a friend with benefits and you need to play your position. He was up front with you from day one and you can either deal with it or keep it moving. But as you already know, the more time you spend with him, the more you are going to like him, and the more your feelings are going to be hurt. I mean, I would tell him when I'm with him he best not be talkin to no other bitch. He can do whatever he wants when I'm not around but in my presence, its all about me, and he will catch an elbow to the jaw if he disrespects me. But that's just me. He also doesn't necessarily need to tell you that he's going out with another female, but that just means you need to find another friend to be going out with so that when he calls you, you are too busy to answer. I really hope you are not just sittin' up in your room back there think bout him while he's out and about with his many hos. If that is the case then you are just asking to have your feelings hurt. So to sum this up Sally Sensitive, if you don't have friends outside of this dude, then you either need to get some or go find someone who wants to sit all up under your ass. He is going to realize that you are pressed and once that happens, the calls are going to slowly stop and/or he'll only call you when he wants to tap dat ass. And then you will have officially moved to jumpoff status and you'll be no different from them other hos. So choose a position, play it, or be out. It's pretty much just that simple. Much luv to you and your girls for hittin me up on the daily! F.U.