When A Fugster Is Bitter Cuz He Can't Pull A Hot Tall Chic

Oh Fugly Will.I.Am.....it must be so hard to be a crusty monkey with yellow teeth and a face not even his mama could love....so it is understandable that he gets no love from hot tall chics. You see, Fugly Will gave an interview to KING magazine and well, he said a few things that I thought to be interesting. Being a hot to def 6 foota myself, I know what it is like to not even notice Fuglys but more specifically, I don't even see you if you are under 5'11...and even then I might have to look down a smidge to find you. But dear fugly Will, when you blame your reasoning for not appreciating the vertically superior on the following: FW: I just like ‘em short. I like em so I can spoon em in the bed. So, I can snuggle. I dont like long ass legs. Like, what the fuck? KING: I’m guessing you won’t be climbing any models? FW: Hell No. They skinny. They legs [are] all lanky and shit. Fuckin, taking up the fuckin blankets and shit. They fuckin’ taking up the bed. Nah, homie. Taking up the bed boo? Since when do skinny people with long legs take up the bed and the blankets? Seems to me like you WISH you had a long, lanky hot bitch in your bed. One can't help but not believe you. Oh Fugster, when you say silly stuff like that you only prove that no matter how much money you have or how many records you sell, a hot to def tall chic is simply not fuckin with you and has hurt your feelings on numerous occasions. And you lie and say you are 5'10....let us all just note that men lie about their height ALWAYS, so when a dude tells you he's 5'10 that really means he is 5'8 and 3/4 AND this particular fugster is in the entertainment industry and we all know they are midgets, so that means that fugly Will is like 5'7 and 1/2. Anyway.....let's say you really do have an aversion to the modelesque female and simply just like "Shorties" as you say, because they are "packin"....I can believe that because there are some hot shorties out there and yes, shorties do sometimes have ass for days, but then when you say shit like: KING: Anyway, who’s in your top 5, hot and alive? FW: Jennifer Love Hewitt - she’s like pretty banging. Rosario Dawson - she’s even more banging. Salma Hayek -before when she was a mom, extra banging. Rosie Perez....they used to bite Married With Children. Her name is Nikki Cox. Then I know for sure that you are sadly insecure and have not only been turned down by tall chics but you have been shunned by black women. I mean, I understand it cuz look at you but still....maybe now I feel a lil sorry for you. I mean, you actually said Jennifer damn Love Hewitt was in your top 5!! Are you fluckin kidding me???!! Now I'll give you Salma and I wll give you Rosario but then you say the red head freckly bitch Nikki Cox?!! I mean, at least she's hotter than Jennifer but still man....I think even I expect more from a fugster than that. He asked you who your top 5 was...like any woman in the world that you could have and you say the Mutha Fluckin Ghost Whisperer! UGH, I guess fuglies have to lower their standards in the dream world too simply knowing that even in a dream world, no one wants you. Anyhoo....there is more to Fugly Will's KING interview should you want to read it. If so click: When DNA fails you. Thanks Bossip!