ANTM: Where is the Razz Matazz???

I think I'm getting old. I have to be....I'm just no longer enthused and/or pumped about ANTM. I realized this as I watched last night's episode (which was way more entertaining than previous eps) and I was more excited watching my popcorn pop (I killed the whole bag of Pop Secret Movie Theater Butter...that butter has to be crack). It's been almost 5 years of ANTM and I'm wondering if after this season it will be time for me to let it go. I just miss the old days....where are the Toccarra's, the Bree's, the Eva the Divas?!! I mean I can draw a parallel to most of the "models" from each season because we all know Tyra isn't fooling anybody in how she picks people (bitch has a formula based on look, personality, size etc.) but the point is that Bianca's blatantly jealous commentary is boring and that's about as entertaining as it gets. Ah well, I guess there can only be one Eva/Ann best friend breakdown, or one Shandi that has sex with hot Europeans in the hot tub when she got a man, or one Bree who will fight a bitch over some nutri grain bars. Anyway....last nights ep. Yeah um, Tyra's teach you to be sexy class was corny. I guess you had to be there. I do think it was interesting that Lisa is a stripper and she couldn't pull herself back up the wall....um, where dem dollas at Lisa? How do you make it do wut it do up and down the poles if you don't have no leg muscles? Anyway....I was hoping that they would get to do like a Lil Wayne video and they would do their make-up like how Weezy F. Baby did his on his album cover. But they got Enrique who is definitely hot but I never quite caught the beat of the song. So when Ambreal (who I thought did the pole-eagle on very nicely...for the first time I thought she looked fab) was dancing I was like catch the beat girl (but it wasn't her fault....there was no beat). I thought Lisa and Assbergers looked hot and I understood exactly why they were chosen to be featured. I also thought that Saleisha looked great too....but she's boring me. They are all boring. Bianca with her lips....not cute. And why did they make Sarah wear the netting? And then had her in a sitting position....don't we all know that the fat hangs over when you sit....you could see the fat pockets coming out the little holes. But had that been Toccarra, she would have rocked the hell out of that outfit....made Enrique want to come taste all that. But that is why Sarah went home and it was definitely her time. The fact of the matter is that no one is fierce. No one is fabulous. I just wish Ass-bergers would win already and we can watch her "My Life As a Cover Girl" commercial and she'll be talking about she's a spokesperson for Ass-bergers and she needs her shimmer. By the way, I hate that they allow Jaslene to speak. Her commercials are the fuckin worst. Anyway, if you want to watch Enrique's video with the ANTM girls click: Enrique