Does Laughin' At Britney Make You Feel Better About Yourself?

I, for one, am so over Britters and her fugly psycho fat ass. I mean, I'm ready for her to OD already. I do still giggle when I see her horrible weave tho....that shit is just hilarious. In any case, those gossip rags are still flying off the shelves whenever Brits picture is on it. After like a year of this shit you would think that we would have other things to spend our $2 on...like say a bag of Doritos Collisions (no thanks to your horrible commercial Missy!) just cuz them shits are good as hell (Zesty Taco and Chipotle Ranch is off the chain!!) but I digress.....according to the editor-in-chief of Star rag, Bonnie Fuller: "Every time that our girl Brit cluelessly tries to whitestrip her toddler’s teeth instead of brushing them or runs a red light with the court-appointed monitor and her two sons all strapped in her car…give yourselves permission to pat yourselves on the back for a change. You may not be the perfect mom, but you ain’t Britney." I guess knowing that you don't try to breastfeed your baby while drunk, or leave them in the pool unattended, or go shopping for chandeliers while you leave them in the car seat on Halloween, and you would actually go to court to fight for you kids instead of going to get collagen lip injections, and you actually wash your ass and hair and don't walk around barefoot in gas station bathrooms and consume frappuccinos like crack does help to make you feel better about yourself. Thanks Bonnie!