In White People News....

So you've all heard. Jamie-Lynn Spears, Shitney Spears' little sister, is 16 years old and preggers. Boring. This little girl went and got pregnant on purpose because she saw that having a baby is how you get attention. No one paid attention to that one, no one was talking about that one, but today EVERYBODY and their mother is talkin bout this lil heffa. This one had the chance to surpass her sister success wise. She was supposed to learn what NOT to do from her. And their mother had the nerve to be writing a parenting book -- that shit has been put on hold indefinitely. Interesting. Well whatever, now you will be a teenage mother and you and your mental case of a sister can be happy unfit parents together. Fun times. Enjoy.