Now U Know This Is Love

Gary Coleman wed Shannon Price secretly, cuz you know the paps and the towns people would have caused a ruckus if anyone knew about it, in August. He's 40, she's 22. He's 4'8, she's 5'7. He sells his baby gap sweat pants on E-bay for money and she's good on E-bay. It is a match made in heaven! More importantly, Gary has lost his virginity. Yes people, Gary was indeed the 40 year-old-virgin. I wonder if Gary is learning to give good head....I mean, when they are standing upright, his head is literally right where it needs to be at all times. Ah well, Congrats!